Episodes
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Episode Five! Now that the Candyman franchise is behind us, it's time to share our 'reflections' on the wild journey we've been on. (Reflections, get it? Get it? Reflections like in a mirror, like Candyman cos he likes mirrors?)
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Episode Four! Well here we are, our 100th ever episode, just as we reach the BEE-tter end of the Candyman franchise, with a fresh new entry in the franchise. Can you BEE-lieve it? It is incredi-BEE-le! (Warning: we say "bee" a lot now.)
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Episode Three! There is only one thing you need to know about this film. Somehow, for some reason, through some feat of movie-making magic... They put a bee in an egg. And we like it.
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Episode Two! Pass the gumbo, cos Mr. Jeff Candyman is back and this time he's brought waaaaaay more bees. Todd & Tom take a trip to New Orleans to investigate the resurrection of this secretly Cajun urban legend.
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Season Twelve, Episode One! Say it once, say it twice, say it a bunch more times, as Todd & Tom finally return to see what the buzz is about.
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Episode Four! Time has lost all meaning, and not just because the portal of time only goes to 1990's LA. It's been a strange year, but at least we've had Dar and his animal antics to help us along. Join Todd & Tom for a look back on this furry, feathered franchise.
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Episode Three! Todd & Tom have finally wound up at the bitter end of the Beastmaster franchise. With heavy hitting names like Candyman's Tony Todd and Tron's David Warner somehow in this movie, how bad can it be? (Answer: baaaaaaaaaaaad.)
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Episode Two! The year is 1991. Everything is terrible.
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Season Eleven, Episode One! Todd & Tom attempt to embark on a remotely-recorded 'pandemic' season of the podcast, escaping to a fantasy world where man and ferret can coexist peacefully.
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Surprise! Just a cheeky bonus episode to take a long, hard look at the much-anticipated 2019 remake of the classic killer doll peen-stab-a-ganza! Will it be any good? There's only one way to find out!
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Episode Six! What unknowable secrets does The Tall Man hold? Dunno. They are kind of unknowable, by definition. But that doesn't stop Todd & Todd from summing up the crazy romp that is this most ball-centric of franchises!
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Episode Five! Tom & Todd have parked their Barracuda at the Bitter End of season ten, with this unusual Phantasm Phinale that literally spans generations. Expect old favourites to return, alongside ruminations on ageing, dodgy rapping, and an unfortunate horse.
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Episode Four! Balls balls balls. Balls balls balls balls balls, balls balls. Balls. Balls. Balls balls balls balls balls balls balls. Balls! Balls balls, balls balls balls. All balls and no balls make balls a balls balls. Balls. Balls? Balls.
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Episode Three! Reggie is dead, long live Reggie... Because sure he died in the last film, but who cares! Not when there's a tall man to fight. Oh and balls. Lots of balls. Lots and lots and lots of balls.
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Episode Two! The tall man is back, and he brought enough murder-balls for everybody! Holy macaroni, this movie is really gonna pick up where the last one left off and pretend a decade hasn't gone by, huh? Let's get bloody!
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Season Ten, Episode One! This movie sure has balls. But not only balls! It also a tall man, lots of short men, and even (gasp) a woman... in like, one scene. Could this be Tom & Todd's most psychedelic voyage yet?
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Episode Five! Having waded through the whole fishy franchise, Todd & Tom are joined by their old pal Milo The Video Game King to examine the Jaws legacy, its origins, and look ahead to what the future might hold.
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Episode Four! Todd & Tom have reached the bitter end at last, but there's something fishy about this film. Who is the mysterious Hoagie? What does Hoagie want with Mrs. Brodie? Does anything that happens have any point at all?
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Episode Three! Here we go again! Shark? Back. The water? Not safe to go back in. The picture? Out of focus. The audio? Unintelligible. The dimensions? Tripled. The drama? Non-existent. Dennis Quaid? In this film. His agent? Filled with regret.
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Episode Two! Chief Brody is back, and he's got one mission. TO MURDER THE OCEAN ITSELF. Nobody seems to have learned their lesson, least of all Jaws The Shark. Will it be once bitten, twice shy for Todd and Tom?
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