Episodes
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A - D - Bm - E
My my my my my wholes worlds gone topsy turvy
since you (been my friend)
Normal I like em a bit more (nothing)
But there's somethin about ya that makes me feel (fine)
I wanted to tell you
All the (good) things I would've done
But I couldn't muster the courage to do it
So instead I wrote this song
It's more than love
It's more than fate
I wanted to (talk)
In your (phone)
I wanted to give your (groceries) a rest
In my hand
I wanted to show you
My (song)
I wanted to see if it made you (laugh)
But I guess not
It's more than love
It's more than fate
I wanted to (talk)
In your (phone)
Or anywhere else that you like would be nice
Even twice
For you babe,
I woulda (paid my phone bill)
But now you're gone
All that's left is this song
When ya listen I wonder if you'll sing along
Or are those days
Are those days
are those days Long gone
It's more than love
It's more than fate
That I only (uhh)
When I (uhhhhhhhhh)
NO!
It's more than love!
It's more than fate!
I wanna (BAPBAPBAPBAAAAA NA NA NANAA) !
in your face!
and put a baby inside ya
I just can't deny
I gotta (nothing)
With your name on it!
(But now you're gone)
I got a (nothing)
I wrote your name on it
(You're so far gone)
I got a (nothing)
And there's no shame in it!
(When ya hear this song)
Will we still get along?
Will we still get along? -
A - D - Bm - E
My my my my my wholes worlds gone topsy turvy
since you turned me on
Normal I like em a bit more curvy
But there's somethin about ya that makes me feel wrong
I wanted to tell you
All the disgusting things I would've done
But I couldn't muster the courage to do it
So instead I wrote this song
It's more than love
It's more than fate
I wanted to cum
In your face
I wanted to give your breasts a rest
In my hand
I wanted to show you
My cock
I wanted to see if it made you hot
But I guess not
It's more than love
It's more than fate
I wanted to cum
In your face
Or anywhere else that you like would be nice
Even twice
For you babe,
I woulda gone all night
But now you're gone
All that's left is this song
When ya listen I wonder if you'll sing along
Or are those days
Are those days
are those days Long gone
It's more than love
It's more than fate
That I only came
When I masturbate
NO!
It's more than love!
It's more than fate!
I wanna cum !
in your face!
and put a baby inside ya
I just can't deny
I gotta boner
With your name on it!
(But now you're gone)
I got a boner
I wrote your name on it
(You're so far gone)
I got a boner
And there's no shame in it!
(When ya hear this song)
We will still get along?
We we still get along? -
Episodes manquant?
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Written & Recorded by TMH
Music - Gavottes avec 6 doubles - Jean Philipe Rameau - played by Trevor Pinnock
additional writing by "The Gamer"
album art by Andrew Sutliff (https://www.instagram.com/ohnodinos/)
MARKUS & MINKUS
0:00 - The Manor
1:03 - The Bedroom
2:38 - The Great Hall
3:57 - The Pineapple
7:26 - The Frame
12:59 - The Shed
18:12 - The Hogarty's
20:14 - The Sacrifice
22:54 - The Gold -
This is a compilation of some fun audio commissions I did from 2021-2022.
Audio commissions are OPEN AGAIN! Send an email to [email protected] with either a script or an idea for a short monologue/scene/song. I'll get back to you within a week to let you know if I can do it. Rates are below. It's a little pricier than last time, but I don't phone these in! You will get your money's worth.
-- NEW COMMISSION RATES --
If you want me to read a script -
$40 for 1 minute of recorded lines
+$15 for each additional minute (3 mins max)
If you want me to record/edit something based on your idea -
$50 for 1 minute monologue/scene/song, with music and/or sound effects
+$25 for each additional minute (3 mins max)
CREDITS
0:00 1. TMH Official Prayer
Le Grenoulle (XPM) (inspiration)
1:18 2. Tools
Matt Magnotta (premise/co-writer)
2:22 3. Dirty Bird
Big Raim (inspiration)
3:45 4. Pigeon Fighter
BubbaJonezz (premise)
Music - "Naked Guy Murder" (Cliff Martinez - Too Old To Die Young)
6:06 5. Class Participation
Daniel Gross (premise)
8:51 6. Geralt's High Octane Tax Collection Agency
Big Raim (premise)
Music - "Who Likes To Party" (Kevin Macleod)
9:56 7. Crystal Healer
Nequies (premise)
10:55 8. Dale's Dill Dough
Randi Dave (premise/co-writer)
Music - "Neopolitan Tarantella" (Al Caiola)
12:20 9. Make It Backwards
A.A. (inspiration)
Music - "Sirius" (Alan Parsons)
14:12 10. Country Song
Noah Wright of the Marrow Journal (writer)
16:15 11. Mealz
Myron (premise/co-writer)
Music - Somewhere in this video, I don't remember! https://youtu.be/_Zxnop2vmGM
18:34 12. Bear With Me
SBS (premise)
19:42 13. What A Queer Bird The Frog Are
Peter Yost (inspiration, based on an old poem they know of)
20:55 14. DIGMEOUT
Chris B (premise)
21:52 15. Soap Chicken
tehtyde (premise)
23:44 16. The Birthday Song
K.R. (inspiration)
24:53 17. Nice Tux
Anonymous (writer)
Music - "Arabesque No. 1" (Debussy)
26:03 18. Rami's Mind
Qanye (premise)
27:28 19. Tenet
N.V. (premise)
28:49 20. Pantless Man
Anonymous (premise/co-writer)
Music - Gymnopedia No. 1 (Erik Satie)
30:37 21. The Least Dangerous Game
Winged Sun Comics (premise/co-writer)
Music - "untitled192" (tmh)
32:55 22. Goblin in Space
Gepherey (premise)
33:29 23. Totino Knows
Anonymous (premise/co-writer)
34:36 24. Dale's Dill Dough 2
Randi Dave (premise/co-writer)
Music - "Neopolitan Tarantella" (Al Caiola)
36:34 25. Smoke N Murder Guy
John V. (premise)
38:12 26. Glenn with Two N's
The Alchemist (inspiration/co-writer)
39:34 27. The Uncircumsizer
Jerry Harkins (premise)
Music - Danse Macabre (Camille Saint-Saens)
41:16 28. Are You A Bad Enough Dude
DOODmarine (writer)
41:36 29. That Dang Old Dog
Evan Dickerson (inspiration/co-writer) -
FORGOT TO UPLOAD THIS BACK WHEN IT CAME OUT! OOPS!
SIGNAL RETURN 06: VOTE
directed/edited by MoxieFamous
original HUD design by FOD
Signal Return is a collaborative project made with contributions from the tmh_tml community. discord.gg/zx5PYst
0:00 - Intro
MUS: Rapiddd
0:22 - Care to Explain?
MUS: Rapiddd
AUD: Lief-Kynes
VID: Darryl from A.N.T. Farm
0:38 - Title Screen
MUS: Grawk
VID: Jammho
0:53 - Episode Six
MUS: Grawk
VID: Grandbadger
1:08 - VOTE
MUS: Grawk
AUS: Burritos / GreyscalePeacock / Naztheros
VID: ClassicOz
1:45 - Domino's
MUS: Jammho
AUD: SrupZ / Cube Cubed
VID: Jammho
3:10 - Missed Call
ALL: Yerg
3:42 - GOATS
MUS: Slammity_dan / GreyscalePeacock
VID: Jammho
4:06 - Dating Type
ALL: Yerg / sundaybrunchspinster / bill_murray
5:57 - Big Monkey
MUS: Dad
VID: Grandbadger
6:58 - Vitamin C
MUS: Lober
VID: THTM
9:18 - I Luv Womyn
MUS: The Yellow Shirt Man
VID: SrupZ_ / not a robot / XxmichaelxX / bDwS
10:30 - Bumper
MUS: Kilroy
VID: ChopNotSlop
10:44 - Clocked
AUD: TMH
13:48 - Bug Brigade
MUS: MasterSquinch
AUD: GreyscalePeacock
VID: bDwS
14:44 - Bumper
MUS: GreyscalePeacock
14:52 - Force Felt
AUD: Dr. Elmayo
VID: ChopNotSlop / Pea
17:26 - Walk in the Park
AUD: SneakyHere
MUS: sundaybrunchspinster
VID: sergeant kipling
18:35 - Bumper
MUS: Grawk
18:59 - OFF THE AIR
MUS: Grawk
Aud: CrunchyEater
VID: Sergeant Kipling
19:13 - Butwat (App)
MUS: Grawk
AUD: TMH
VID: Ethanol
20:01 - Eat Your Vegetables
AUD: SneakyHere
21:10 - Credits
VID: MoxieFamous
MUS: sundaybrunchspinster -
song by The Minute Hour, animation by Drue Langlois
SUPPORT DRUE (the animator) by buying his new BOP shirt - https://drues-store.creator-spring.com/listing/head_bopper
OR join his PATREON - https://www.patreon.com/drue_langlois
I also have a patreon - https://www.patreon.com/theminutehour
animation for this song - https://youtu.be/tSZZFayo64I
original bop video - https://youtu.be/EkDOuRAwrYE -
the minute hour
music is I'll Follow Tomorrow / Phantom Thread II & III
by Jonny Greenwood, from the Phantom Thread OST -
Ok, google? Thank you.
google, facebook, amazon
twitch, and twitter, and your mom
makin the internet a better place
it used to be shady
it used to be hectic
it used to be so dang eclectic
not anymore, those days are gone
thanks to google, facebook, and amazon
twitch, and twitter, and your mom
its finally safe to log on (it's finally safe, I don't have to put my gloves on)
There's nothing very scary
We capped the hate (goodbye hate)
But careful what you say
that could incriminate (careful what you say)
And circulate it to your job (hope you don't like your job!)
I use facebook to check up on my former friends
and amazon to buy my shit,
get my shit delivered to my porch (that's where it belongs)
I use twitter mainly to argue with strangers
but there's no danger no there's no danger
if they mess with me, I'll call the cops
and they'll look at your twitter, facebook, and amazon
maybe you been buyin' stuff
to build a bomb
or maybe you been lyin
maybe you been wrong
and we'll find it
find it on twitter, facebook, and amazon
oh we'll hunt it down
and then we'll spread it around
and that ain't what you want in this climate! (i'm compliant!)
thanks google, facebook, and amazon
you made the internet
a perfect place for us to say
whatever you want
(I know just what to say when every word I say is spoken for)
and we don't deserve you
and just we live to serve you
won't you plug us into the machine
and let our bodies be
as one
and join our brain with jeff bezos -
A lil compilation of bits/skits.
music, writing, voices, editing by the minute hour
https://www.patreon.com/theminutehour -
scandal of the century.
the minute hour -
A couple months ago I went on a road trip to meet up with some old friends I hadn't seen in awhile, as well as old internet friends who I had yet to meet in real life. I made 9 stops in 17 days across 4000 miles. I recorded 110 hours of audio on the trip with a friend's mobile microphone and I'm now editing it into a little documentary series called "Car Man."
This is episode 1, where I meet up with my good friend Bubba Coolguy for a night of drinking and pizza and The Godfather Part 3.
Album art from FRUNTPORCH - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC855A0Fbx1EFEpP3_CSonVw
https://www.instagram.com/fruntporch/
CONTENTS
0:37 - Car Man's Theme
1:38 - Driving to Bubba's (intro, sexy pedal)
2:57 - Christian radio, seeking
4:24 - Arriving at Bubba's
5:30 - Sardines
7:56 - Don Draper
9:21 - Bubba Bathes Sometimes
11:11 - Retaining Walls
12:16 - The Godfather, Pt 3
13:49 - Late night walk (pimp, sex store)
16:09 - Bubba's dream
17:19 - Bubba's first hentai
18:18 - Retaining Walls, Pt 2
19:16 - Departure
Next episode featuring Turnip. -
not really an album, just a dump of some music I've made on the computer since the last one of these (https://youtu.be/8xvz25CPRkM) - feel free to use any of these tracks in your creative projects, a lot of them can be easily looped.
0:00 - 1. 130
1:02 - 2. 119
2:06 - 3. 120 (from "The Rules of Chadds")
3:20 - 4. 128
4:33 - 5. 51
5:13 - 6. 129
6:40 - 7. 134
7:34 - 8. 45 (from "Welcome to Fockmart")
8:57 - 9. 135
9:56 - 10. 136
11:08 - 11. 123 (from "Manbits")
12:25 - 12. 133
13:03 - 13. 155
14:41 - 14. 141
15:37 - 15. 147
16:55 - 16. 122 (from "Manbits")
19:08 - 17. 127
20:37 - 18. 125 -
King Bitch ova hea.
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Greyscale Peacock (https://soundcloud.com/gpianops) sent me this kick ass funky ass version of The Bugs Are Back! so I'm posting it here. Check out his soundcloud, he's contributed a bunch of stuff to TMH_TML projects in the past.
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written by turnip
voiced/edited by tmh
music by philip glass
from "The Photographer" -
https://www.patreon.com/theminutehour
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another song for that children's album that I am very slowly making.
chords, E7 - A7
lyrics:
the bugs are back! (the bugs are back baby!) x 3
yeah they're back, back
and they're on the attack!
the bugs are back! (the bugs are back baby!) x 3
yeah they're back, back
and they're on the attack!
it's springtime now all the bugs came to life
they crawled outta the earth
and into my night-MARES
I tell you i'm so SCARED
I know they're itty bitty and I know that I don't! care!
what's goin' on in a bug's brain?
why they actin' so strange?
can they even feel pain?
I don't know I only know
the bugs are back! (the bugs are back baby!) x 3
yeah they're back, back
and they're on the attack!
the bugs are back! (the bugs are back baby!) x 3
yeah they're back
and they want you for a snack!
mosquitoes! bitin' my leg!
beetles! makin' me sick!
centipedes! I neva seen one
but if I did
you know you KNOW I'd be screamin'!
ants! now they're not so scary...
but spiders! when their legs get hairy...
I swear if I saw a fairy
I'd think it was a bug and smush it like a berry!
the bugs are back x4
they're livin' in the trees
they're flyin' so free
get away from me
oh bug is a verb and it means you bother me
the war has begun
they outnumber us a million to one
an ant can lift a hundred thousand tons
25 of them and we'll be done
RUN!
the bugs are back x8 -
everybody does this, right??
chords: D - C - G
last part is D - Am7 - C - G
lyrics:
at the end of the day, when I feel like relaxin'
I whip out my phone and start stalkin' my exes
stalkin' my exes on the internet
yeah, if she's got a twitter, you know that I follow
and if she's got an insta, you know I got around her block
with my alternate accounts, yeah I got alternate accounts
and she didn't count on my alternate accounts
if you're my ex and you're listening to this
I promise you, it's not a threat
I'm just a curious little cat
and I'm gonna stalk you on the internet
I love to stalk you on the internet
I love to see you tryin' to impress all your friends
I love to stalk you on the internet
I love to judge the caliber of guy that you're with
I love to stalk you on the internet
it's so easy to do, it's practically effortless
and I love on your snapchat you've got gps
cause that way I know exactly where you is!
and I can stay far away from you
but still I know exactly what you're up to
is it a healthy thing to do?
no
but tell me you don't do it too
we all stalk our exes on the internet
it's the natural end to modern relationship
we all stalk our exes on the internet
maybe once maybe twice or every night before bed
we all stalk our exes on the internet
and if you're shakin' your head, I think that you're full of shit
cause it's all right there on the internet
and god help you if you're trying to forget
no matter how far away I get
I'm really ever only just a few clicks
I'm gonna see everything you said
I see you when you're lonely and I see you talkin' shit
when I think of all the time that I spent
scrollin' through my phone sittin' up in bed
surely the lowest form of entertainment
it's like reality tv except it's all about my ex
I love your breakdowns
I love your fakeouts
I love your face when
you get your breakouts
I track your mileage
your gingivitis
and when your teeth rot
I take a screenshot
I stalk my exes
woah! -
golly... what a goof.
patreon.com/theminutehour -
a short collection of bits
0:00 - The Chocolate Shell
VO/music by TMH
1:01 - Dancing
VO/music by TMH
3:06 - The Jizzum Blanket
by TMH
5:09 - Nostalgia Don
VO - Donald Trump
Music - Charlier Parker, Jam Session (1952) "Ballad Medley"
6:22 - Do What You Was Born To Do
VO/music by TMH - Montre plus
