Episodes
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Ever wished for a frog's croak to whisk you away to a tropical paradise? That's just the start of the quirky tales we share on the River Morning Show Podcast. We’re diving into the strange and spooky culinary concoctions of the season—candy corn sausage, anyone? And don’t miss the buzz around the audacious pairing that has Ohioans in a tizzy: Skyline Chili meets Grater's Ice Cream. Plus, we take a heartfelt turn, pondering the strength of God's shoulders as we unload our frustrations and laughter on Him, whether it's praying for a quiet Zoom call or a donut miracle.
Prayer that’s equal parts silly and sincere finds its way into this episode, offering a peek into the everyday hopes and hilarities we whisper to the heavens. From wishes for green lights on the road to tales of asking for divine intervention in grocery aisles, we explore the comfort of having a candid chat with God. Join us for a spirited conversation that encourages bringing all your requests to the table, no matter how whimsical they may be. It's a celebration of life's beautifully random prayers and the comfort of knowing God is always listening.
Speaking of nostalgia, we stroll down memory lane with childhood prayers and the seemingly trivial facts that stick with us through the years—like video game cheat codes and forgotten family addresses. Dive into stories of past silliness and camaraderie with financial woes softened by humor, where dropping a $7 blueberry becomes a metaphor for life's little losses. We wrap up the episode with a collection of relatable tweets on inflation, offering some much-needed laughter amidst economic realities. Come join the community of laughter, nostalgia, and prayer, and maybe share your own quirky memories with us.Send us a text
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Have you ever wondered if the toilet paper should hang over or under? We kick things off with this age-old debate and share hilarious stories of kids asking for the time when they're perfectly capable of checking the clock themselves. But that's just the beginning! Join us as we chat about NASA's concept of Coordinated Lunar Time, and uncover the truth behind those candy corn flavors that everyone seems to have an opinion about. Plus, we've got the scoop on the new peanut butter and jelly M&M and McDonald's novel McFlurry packaging that's causing quite a stir.
Our whimsical journey continues with tales of themed weddings that transform ordinary ceremonies into medieval or Star Wars extravaganzas. We dive into the curious world of phobias, revealing that men are statistically more afraid of bugs than women, backed by our own spine-tingling spider and moth encounters. And when it comes to emails and offers, sometimes the bravest move is to hit ignore. Tune in for laughter, surprises, and a reminder that bravery often emerges when you least expect it.
Household dilemmas take center stage as we humorously tackle thermostat disagreements, TV show etiquette, and the ever-contentious toilet seat debate. We explore the importance of courtesy and compromise in shared spaces, offering a light-hearted take on everyday challenges. As the episode draws to a close, we venture to the moon, pondering if its newly discovered layer might be made of something deliciously unexpected, like nougat or cheese. And don't miss our playful connection to moon pies, invented long before humans set foot on the lunar surface. We wrap up with an appeal for your support and ratings—your feedback keeps us going!Send us a text
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Candy corn: love it or hate it, it's the seasonal treat that stirs up some pretty strong feelings. Are you ready to challenge your taste buds and join the debate? We humorously argue that candy corn haters might just be missing out on a candy masterpiece, while also tackling the modern-day headache of managing voicemails—it's like having 50 browser tabs open at once! As Halloween looms, we're picking our top must-have candies, with Reese's Peanut Butter Cups stealing the show. We even confess our "candy of last resort," those treats we begrudgingly nibble when the candy bowl is running low.
Growing older has its surprises, like when you pick up the phone and completely forget why. Join us as we share laugh-out-loud parenting tales and reminisce about milestone moments that marked our journey into adulthood. We reflect on how the classic parental phrase "because I said so" isn't just a cop-out but a life lesson in faith and patience. Wrapping up the episode, we dish out the latest in food news, highlighting a spicy new Bugles flavor, Taco Bell's heartfelt hot sauce, and a Krispy Kreme churro donut that's as delicious as it sounds. Tune in for a mix of nostalgia, humor, and mouth-watering treats!Send us a text
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Ever wondered if Noah from the Bible could have been the first naval captain? Join us for a rollercoaster of laughs as we muse over quirky state names, reminisce about Vacation Bible School, and dive into some hilarious marital habits that might make you look at your spouse a little differently. From the absurdity of folding wet towels to the bizarre experience of eating cereal with orange juice, we share our personal stories and give some cheeky marital advice that will leave you chuckling. And yes, we do make sure to remind each other to wake up the Green Day guy—September is long over!
In our second chapter, we tackle insecurities with a hearty dose of humor. From unexpected ingredients in your favorite snacks to the universal struggle of reading analog clocks, we open up about our own hilarious vulnerabilities. We even have a caller, Courtney, who shares her quest for the perfect shell-free egg cracking technique, sparking a riotous conversation about removing bits of shell from bowls. Wrap up with us as we poke fun at the DMV and the sassy retorts of little kids, ensuring you end the episode with a smile. Don't forget to rate the show highly and share the laughs with your friends!Send us a text
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Does early Christmas music spark joy or confusion for you? Josh's early festive tunes might just be the quirky start to fall you didn't know you needed! Join us on the River Morning Show as Chad hilariously grapples with aging through an encounter with a university professor, while JP serves up some breaking food news, including Mountain Dew’s peculiar relocation offer and an Indonesian fungus turning bread into cheesy delights. We sprinkle in some light-hearted banter on the surprising benefits of eating bananas before bed and share a laugh while cleaning out our podcast's voicemail box.
Ever wondered what to do with your pumpkins post-Halloween? From delicious roasted seeds to scrumptious pumpkin chocolate chip brownies, we've got you covered! We share our personal pumpkin traditions, quirky stories like an eight-year-old’s drive to Target, and a rescue team's mission to save a dummy. Explore the fascinating differences in how men and women experience infections, and enjoy our humorous take on why kids cling to moms when sick. To top it off, we're tackling the stress of modern life, discussing everything from juggling taxes to managing parenting during Zoom calls. Tune in for a delightful mix of humor, insight, and seasonal cheer!Send us a text
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What happens when Friday the 13th collides with back-to-school chaos and wedding dress dreams? On today's River Morning Show, we navigate this uniquely entertaining blend. Starting with Chad's hilarious battle against congestion, affectionately coined as "lung butter," we set a light-hearted tone that transitions beautifully into more heartfelt moments. Hannah's wedding dress shopping story is bound to tug at your heartstrings, filled with unexpected emotions and the joy of finding "the one" thanks to a thoughtful stylist. We then open the floor for listeners to share their own wedding dress tales, celebrating these special moments and the joy of saying "yes to the dress."
As we continue, the emotional journey of wedding dress shopping takes center stage, with personal anecdotes that range from serendipitous finds to clearance rack treasures. My co-host shares her serendipitous encounter with a dream gown, and we even ponder some of the lesser-known narratives from Noah's Ark. Wrapping up with the innocent humor of a three-year-old's prayers, we shift gears to celebrate the weekend and various national days, including National Positive Thinking Day and National Peanut Day. Join us for a mix of laughter, heartfelt stories, and whimsical musings that will leave you smiling all weekend long. Tune in live every weekday morning on 104.9 the River in Columbus, Ohio, or online at riverradio.com.Send us a text
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Did you know that societal pressures can make wedding planning as hilarious as it is stressful? Join us as Hannah recounts her side-splitting couch mishap and the whirlwind of her recent engagement. We share practical and humorous wedding budgeting tips, including a unique donut-themed meal idea, and delve into what it takes to navigate the maze of wedding decisions. Plus, discover the secret behind Jacqueline Pierce's impressive 102-year life span—spoiler: it involves golf!
Get ready for an intriguing stroll through the history of wedding traditions with Josh, Chad, and Hannah. From the fascinating origins of engagement rings and wedding cakes to marveling at the world's priciest weddings and lucky Roman wedding days, we’ve got you covered. Hannah shares her engagement story, and listeners call in with their most unique and charming proposal tales. To top it all off, we unwrap the shocking news of Wendy's stealing the Krabby Patty recipe, promising an exciting new menu that’ll have Spongebob fans buzzing!Send us a text
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Can stretching actually be your ticket to a longer life? Join us on this episode of the River Morning Show Podcast as we uncover how flexibility might just be the ultimate secret to longevity. We’ll also indulge your taste buds with quirky food updates, including Krispy Kreme’s new Dr Pepper Kickoff Donut and an intriguing Chipotle lip gloss collaboration. Plus, Chick-fil-A is stepping into unexpected territory with a brand-new streaming service—tune in to get the full scoop.
Have you ever faced your fears head-on? Listen to Sophie’s inspiring journey of tackling anxiety and overcoming the fear of rejection by completing her 'fear list.' Her courage and growth are nothing short of motivating. We then lighten the mood with some fun news about the T-Rex World Championships. In a special interview, singer Riley Clemons opens up about her personal and professional growth between the ages of 18 and 24, giving us a raw glimpse into the challenges and triumphs of navigating life in the limelight.
Riley Clemons also shares the deeply personal story behind her new song "Jesus Cries," a track inspired by John 11:35. Hear about the comfort she found in her faith following her Aunt Sharon's battle with cancer, and experience an exclusive live performance of the song. Our conversation with Riley wraps up with her love for Christmas music, her dreams of collaborating with Michael W. Smith, and a sneak peek at her upcoming Christmas songs. Join us for an episode brimming with inspiration, practical tips, and heartwarming moments.Send us a text
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Have you ever found yourself chuckling over the wildest headlines? From a father-son duo striking it rich with a $25,000 treasure find to a 96-year-old woman dominating a chicken-calling contest, this week's episode serves up a smorgasbord of quirky news and belly laughs. Listen in as we also showcase the most amusing voicemail messages we've received and ponder the curious tradition of wishing for safe flights. And don’t miss our segment "Cafeteria Confessions," where we spill the beans on some hilarious school lunchroom antics.
Parenting can often feel like navigating a stormy sea, but we discuss how faith can act as an anchor in our most challenging moments. Hear heartfelt stories about the trials of raising kids and the solace found in spirituality. On the lighter side, we explore the growing trend of using cars as personal sanctuaries, with listeners sharing their own 'car time' escapades that provide much-needed breaks from the chaos of daily life. Plus, get a sneak peek at a bold new cereal that's making a big splash!
We wrap things up with some wacky food news that'll make your taste buds tingle. Ever imagined Fruit Loop Mini Bagels or an Oreo-Coca-Cola mashup? We’ve got the scoop on these sugary sensations, including the whimsical Cotton Candy Burrito. Reflect on the inspiring biblical tale of Joshua and the power of prayer before we shift gears to a rather posh topic—luxury dog perfume. You won’t want to miss this blend of silliness and substance that’s sure to keep you entertained and pondering long after the episode ends.Send us a text
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What if finding peace in a chaotic world was as simple as listening to a song? This week, the River Morning Show brings you an enriching episode featuring the phenomenal River artist, Laura Story. Laura opens up about her recent ministry adventures in Ireland and England, sharing heartfelt stories of mentoring worship leaders and delighting in the quaint charm of English tea time with its scrumptious biscuits and jams. We dive deep into the inspiration behind her latest song, "Come Unto Jesus," a soul-soothing piece grounded in the comforting words of Matthew 11. You'll love hearing about the universal quest for peace and rest through Jesus's message, and the episode builds towards an in-studio performance of her new song, promising a truly special musical treat.
But that's not all! Laura sticks around for a lively, entertaining chat where we sprinkle in some fun trivia about the leisurely world of golf and share a touching moment from Timothy’s blue-icing birthday cake celebration. Laura takes the opportunity to express her gratitude, reflecting on how her music positively impacts our listeners. This episode beautifully captures the essence of mutual appreciation between artists and their audience, blending touching stories, hearty laughs, and soulful music that will uplift your spirit. Don't miss out on this engaging and heartwarming experience with Laura Story on the River Morning Show!Send us a text
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Ever wondered if boneless wings might surprise you with a hidden bone? Find out as we kick off this week's episode with a humorous debate over boneless wings and chicken tenders. Join us as we navigate through the laughter-filled chaos of back-to-school shopping, reflecting on the joys (and misadventures) of tax-free holidays. You'll also be amused by our deep dive into some of the quirkiest discontinued Olympic sports like the "plunge for distance" and the artistic "Chorus, Singing and Other Arts," and hear a comically overthought parenting moment involving bees and a church lawn.
Have you ever asked a friend what they were going to wear on the first day of school, only to second-guess yourself immediately? Travel back to the 90s with us as we recount this all-too-relatable teenage memory and the reflections on overthinking it brings. We also explore a fascinating story from the Bible about Balaam and his talking donkey, showing how unexpected guidance can help us make better decisions. Plus, enjoy a funny yet insightful tale about trying to blend into the new social dynamics at a high school soccer meeting, complete with the typical awkwardness of being the new parent in the group.
Craving some exciting food updates? We've got you covered! From the potential return of McDonald's beloved snack wrap to IHOP's enticing new syrup flavors, this chapter is a feast for your ears. We also share the heartwarming story of five-year-old Xavier's unique midair kindergarten graduation. And don't miss our hilarious take on the Ohio Supreme Court's ruling that boneless chicken doesn't actually have to be boneless. We even imagine a world where chicken tenders could contain bones and joke about declaring donuts as salads. Join us for these unexpected twists and our thoughts on how they shift the responsibility back to us, the consumers.Send us a text
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Ever had a clever five-year-old outsmart you to find their birthday present? We've got an amusing tale that'll make you laugh out loud and reflect on the art of gift-giving. Join us as we start with a hilarious story about dealing with fire ants, which leads into a spirited discussion about Olympic sports you'd love or hate to try. From birthday gift flops to moments of triumph, we share heartfelt and humorous stories that highlight the importance of putting thought and heart into celebrations, even when things don’t go as planned.
Prepare for a whimsical journey through history and modern quirks! Discover the fascinating origins of the ancient Olympic Games, meet a 104-year-old lobster catcher, and chuckle at the idea of emotional support llamas at an airport. Pastor Louis Giglio’s inspiring life lessons offer comfort amidst laughter, and we wrap things up with a playful yet enlightening chat about the staggering lifespans of biblical figures like Methuselah and Noah. Whether you're curious about ancient facts or need a light-hearted escape, this episode promises to entertain and inspire.Send us a text
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Ever tasted a pickle cupcake or wondered how someone could survive a wildfire by scuba diving in their own pool? This week on the River Morning Show, we're serving up a delightful mix of the bizarre and the hilarious! From the quirkiest food trends to the wackiest news stories, like a massive Lego bust and the strange world of sun-induced sneezes, we guarantee you'll be both amazed and amused. Plus, we're diving into the never-ending debate on sneezing etiquette—what really happens if you try to hold one in?
We’re all about celebrating local talent, and this episode shines a spotlight on Ohio's brightest athletes. Join us as we cheer on swimmer Hunter Armstrong from Dover and hammer thrower Annette Echikunwoke from Pickerington North, both making waves on Team USA. And let's not forget about Columbus-born gymnastics superstar Simone Biles! Alongside these inspiring stories, we share some of our favorite job perks—get ready to laugh at tales of American Eagle discounts and free Chick-fil-A meals. And heat lovers, we've got big news for you: Burger King’s new Fiery Menu is here to set your taste buds ablaze.
Ever found yourself stuck in a plane, wondering why exiting feels like chaos? We’re tackling this head-on with a spirited debate on the best strategies for deplaning, from front-to-back aisle seat exits to prioritizing passengers with connecting flights. And for a dose of levity, we entertain you with musings on quirky topics like cereal improvements, unconventional trauma therapy, and even the mythical pirate ducks. Stay tuned for our live recording invites and don’t forget to rate and review the show—help us keep those stars shining bright!Send us a text
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What if your last text message was etched on your tombstone? This week on the River Morning Show Weekly Podcast, we explore this hilariously morbid scenario that promises a mix of humor and reflection. We also ponder which brand of clothing chickens might wear and dive into the true meaning of the 'dog days of summer.'
Ever wondered what makes you uniquely talented in the most bizarre ways? We share our oddly specific skills, from perfect microwave timing to flawless morning routines, celebrating the quirks that make us special. We also discuss some wacky headlines, like a crooked fish in Florida and New York's passive-aggressive anti-littering campaign, ensuring there's never a dull moment.
When it comes to spending habits, we've all got our vices. From tech gadgets to Funko Pops, we laugh at our own financial follies and those of our listeners. Wrapping up with funny voicemails and random facts about cucumbers and Sicilian islands, this episode is packed with light-hearted entertainment and personal anecdotes that'll keep you chuckling from start to finish. Tune in for an episode filled with laughter, reflection, and a dash of the absurd!Send us a text
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What happens when a blender goes missing from an old folks' home and resurfaces as a spaghetti popsicle? Buckle up for the River Morning Show, where Hannah basks in the summer sun and I struggle to escape the relentless ping of notifications. Live on air, I brave the voicemail abyss, uncovering some truly strange messages. And just when you think it couldn't get any quirkier, we delve into the whimsical dream lives of our canine companions—Murphy's tennis ball adventures, Ollie's trash-diving fantasies, and Remy's relentless squirrel chase.
Ever wondered about the power of miracles? You'll be inspired by Paul's incredible journey through a cancer diagnosis, buoyed by the love of family and faith. We then lighten the mood with a hilarious critique of some bizarre popsicle flavors—avocado, anyone? And who can forget the unforgettable antics of summer camp? From Hannah’s catchy camp songs to Sarah's epic silly string battles, this episode is a rollercoaster of heartfelt stories and playful banter. Tune in for a blend of the profound and the downright silly that promises to make you smile.Send us a text
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Ever wondered if cargo shorts are the ultimate dad fashion statement or just a practical joke? This week’s Father's Day special on the River Morning Show Weekly Podcast kicks off with a hilarious debate comparing those notorious shorts to a clown car. Laugh along with us as we share personal stories that reveal the unique quirks and incredible patience of our dads. Listen to the heartwarming tale of one of us who managed to wreck multiple cars and still receive nothing but grace and understanding from their father. It's a fun and nostalgic trip down memory lane as we celebrate what makes our dads special.
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Ever wondered what it's like to live with someone who sleeps with one eye open? Jasmine kicks off our latest episode with this hilariously odd revelation about her husband, sparking a wave of entertaining college roommate stories. We celebrate the quirks of Ohio life, from the famous O-H-I-O chant to the state's unique lingo for carbonated drinks, and enjoy some good-natured sports banter about Ohio teams like the Browns. Be prepared for some laugh-out-loud moments with listener voicemails featuring jokes about ranch dressing and parasites, and a nostalgic dive into bizarre 1950s food crimes like ham and bananas hollandaise.
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Ever found yourself laughing at the thought of a dog devouring your favorite novel? That's just a taste of the whimsy waiting for you as we chat about the hilarity that ensues when life mixes with the unexpected, like witnessing a student driver maneuver a Lamborghini. Between reflections on the chaotic dance of parenting during summer's onset and the nostalgia of our own driving lessons, we unpack how these moments craft memories that linger.
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As we weave through the cultural tapestry of Ohio life, we share the laughter and the head-scratching moments alike. From the weather-induced wardrobe juggling act of an Ohio trick-or-treater to the heated debate over what to call a fizzy drink—pop, soda, or something else entirely? We traverse these idiosyncrasies, all while peppering our chat with a touch of the profound as we discuss how to share our faith with heart, not pressure. Inspired by a poignant church service and the words of Jesus in John 12:32, we explore the art of gentle invitation to faith, rounding off with a heartfelt thank you to our listeners and a cheeky nudge for a podcast rating boost. So tune in and let's share some laughter, and perhaps a few life lessons, on this uniquely Ohioan ride.
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Have you ever caught yourself chuckling at those timeless mom-isms or found yourself in a tipping quandary that left your head spinning? This week, we're serving up a hearty blend of humor and relatable tales, celebrating the everyday superheroes we call moms and diving into the lighter side of life's little puzzles. We're peeling back the layers of Mother's Day, sharing tweets that will hit close to home, and tackling the ticklish topic of 'tipflation'—all with the goal of adding a dash of laughter to your day.
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