Episodes

  • Fu*%k !!!!! the legends at Hogg Culture flicked us some VIP passes and let us run wild on Froth Town ... And they never let us have an empty drink ..... recipe for success lol.


    Turns out the general public are absolutely EPIC hahaha from meeting the "Sexiest Man Alive" , Sky divers, The Ultimate MILF oh and none other then the Pegging Sisters..... That's right you heard right arguably the greatest yarn we have had with anyone .... AHH to see what they have seen !


    Any way legends take a listen we a mosquitoes pube away from episode 50 and its gonna be a big one ... Check out Patreon to get involved and get on.



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  • Legends !!! we travel to the wild wild South West and catch up with the one and only Youtube sensation Young Lee from the Bush Rats....


    Lee opens up on early life ,what lead him down the social media path, and what lead him to give it all up from a simple life out on his ranch.


    Chef, Car Salesman , Artist , Ranch Manager and Dad .....and now Scooter Mechanic there isn't much that hasn't been achieved so sit back have a coke and a smoke with us and lets have a laugh with the Bush Rats


    Chat To Use Legends Next Week YEW!!!!



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  • Legends!!!!! What a start to the show the flame throwing postie big from the boss rooter .... we love it. Mr short Cut is back from throwing a sickie on the lads turns out he has Flog Syndrome ...Moving straight along from that shit show is another shit show .... Shitting your pants when doing a drug and alcohol test at work ! how would ya be ...


    We dive into copy cats some of the best in the game and some of the worst who you just wanna punch in the throat .... Are we copy cats ????


    The beer king brings in a Blonde German ! what a soft creamy delight .... calm down its a beer Artisan Blonde good drop


    Ever heard of a stunt cock ??? Devil Accessory's will hook you up so get those flog stories in and win ...


    Hey and we wanna know is the world flat or round ???? get back to us on that one call Elon if you have to we want to know!!


    Chat To Ya's Next Week

    The Unprofessional Fam




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  • Legends !!! we are dealing with the big wash out from the storm ,beers are full we are charged and to many people are wet ... The big man Evo just got back from roundabout central AKA Albany .... Or as we say Albania ! We had our first ever sickie , Mr Short Cut rings in with the worst excuse not to make it down the hill ... Which leads us to a question ? Best excuse to call in sick ??? Send it our way .... E-dawg dives in to swear words .... Bit of an expert that F#$kwit, so if any would know the origin it would be him ... Oh and we strike gold! and not at olympic breakdancing actual gold 1 lucky Aussie picked up a 100k nugget imagine that ??? what's your biggest win ??? Evo's is just waking up in the morning pain free, sucks to be old ..


    Flog of the week is still up and running so send those stories through and win your self ,something juicy from the touchy feely crew that we love Devils Accessory's


    Any way we have to love ya's and leave ya , We have some tantric Hogg Culture Beer to drink


    Cheers The Unpro Crew


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  • Well Gah - Lee .... we load up the horse and cart and head to the upside down town Mr Short Cut calls home and we just call sister touching Northam!! Never the less we make apple pie out of dog shit and have a good time doing it.... oh and Evo drives Mr Dawg up there in his brand new Bus ... Gus so have a listen to see what he has gotten himself into...


    The Boys take you through the highs and lows of the olympics and the absolute break dancing master class our very own Rachel Gunn displayed in her near gold medal performance ....


    Can't sleep ???? don't stress we got you covered have a listen to what the Nannies use to do back in the day .... Any nannies free there days ??? we are hiring!!!


    Speaking of dogs ... don't get a Golden Retriever!!! besides chasing a ball they like a smoke and a pancake...


    Following the Us election ?? have a listen to the dirt our very own MR Short Cut has on Donald Trump this may blow the US election into disarray!!!!


    Anyway legends chat to yes next week.


    Cheers


    The Unprofessional Fam


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  • Legends!!!! back with another banger for 43 .... E-Dawg finally dives in to the deep details of the patreon night and what ended up happening in the infamous caravan incident ! Rego goes band with a drop dead neighbour story you just have to hear ..... We chat shit work mates the kind you just want to cut there leg off .... New Netflix banger worst room mates ever ..... which Evo shares his traumatic experience of the creepy flog he lived with.


    Shout out to our main man The Beer King for hydrating us this week with his own classic ... " Weak As Piss " even Mr Short cut is impressed and shit that's hard to do as he is an absolute flog..


    Any way legends stay tuned for next weeks episode we left this one open like a good movie!


    Chat To Yas Next Week.


    The Unprofessional Crew


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  • Legends !!!! wow we have struck pure gold here .... We have brought in non other than Ashlee Bunney .... House hold name .... Perth Now celebrity .... Wedding Celebrant and much much more !


    We actually do our research for this guest and even surprise her in more ways then one .... its a wild ride.


    It was refreshing to get a female on the show who is an open book and says the C-Bomb more then us ... Which is a rare talent in its own right.


    Sit back and enjoy this one legends its a laugh from the start.. And if your keen to book this legend for any event see below link she is an absolute blast.


    Some more big news coming this month guys if you want to see that jump over so Patreon...


    Don't forget if you want to enter flog of the month send those yarns through and if your keen to get on the show send us a DM


    Chat to yes next week


    Ashlee Bunney

    https://www.instagram.com/ashleebunney_celebrant?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw==


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  • Sweet Lord .... Not much to say on this one as we are still recovering !!! 50lt keg was a bad idea ....... anyway have a listen to the campout episode where we get most of patterns on for a yarn !!! its a long one but well worth the listen


    If you wanna hang with us consider jumping over to Patreon and shout us a beer


    Speak to yes next week.....


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  • Legends !!! Massive night when this one was recored ... was the night of the patreon camp and dear oh dear did it get messy.....


    Anyway ... Evo is backing out harder then you no what about his up and coming car purchase .... Edawg brings another informative inspirational fact act from his recent escapade at a bucks party .... Blow darting .... Sweet mother of god its not what you think


    Mr Short cut ... well we can't even remember what he brought in for this episode but we are sure it was useless.


    Oh and we drop a HUGE announcement ... Where headed to this years Perth 4WD & Adventure Show so stay tuned for that .....


    Anyway we are off to get pissed off a 50lt keg from the legends Hogg Culture !!!


    If you want to send something in about the biggest flog you know DM us Some awesome things to win from Devils Accessory's


    Chat to use next week Yew !!!


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  • Legends !!! We made it episode 40.... the naughty 40's what a time to be alive... we dive straight in to some legendary yarns from Reggie The Poet .... serenading our ears with the rhymes from the times .. see what we did there.


    We talk ED that's right can't all be marathon runners some of us sprint .... Plot , Penis Pumps we go deep just like a Devils Accessory's Sex Toy.


    Mr Short Cut although not there finds Micheal Jackson alive and well and ready to fondle the mic , Dave Dave aint fooling us ... Oh and we spot a Mermaid in some creepy vids sent in.


    We have our Patreon camp kicking off Saturday and its not to late to join ... gonna be a night to remember so check that out.. Thanks for all the love 40 EP in its been a time


    Chat to use next week


    Cheers


    Evo & E-dawg


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  • Legends .... WOW ! Tommy The Pommy drops into the studio ... Australia's biggest celebrity , you may remember him from his huge feature in the most accurate news outlet Perth Now !!!! Lol jokes Tommy drops in to have a quick chat about his 43rd wedding to the same woman and heading back to the mother land. Oh and what happened to Donald Trump ??????


    Mr Dawg buys a new toy ... and not from the legends at Devils Accessory's , Evo brings back dumb news and no its not from Perth Now and well Mr Short cut actually brings some entertainment and some interesting facts to this weeks episode !!! oh and the one and only Beer King Brings in a tasty drop for the boys to wet there whistle with....


    And bang !!! just like that we approach the naughty 40's ... and we are about to get wild ...,. Patreon camp incoming so stay if that's up your alley head on over to Patreon and get on that.


    LOVE YAS


    Chat to you next week


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  • Hasn't the Hawk Tuah girl blown up ???? Evo used some of her spit and shined his scooter ,ready for the scooter derby with the legends at Devil Accessory's


    This episode kick off with a bang !!! the Dessert Slut going bang on our scooter ideas and insinuating we may be Jerk%*g each other off some what true but not really LOL ... Gorgeous George and the Hogg Culture gang definitely went BANG !!!! Beers on tap this episode thats right we had kegs in the studio ... The Kalamunda stout and because Short Cut and E-dawg are clowns The Jester ...


    Quite a funny Episode today with potentially The BEST YARN sent in by non other then Creber to add to this months Flog of the month .... Some great prizes to give away so send those yarns in legends and be apart of the show.


    We want to give a special thank you to everyone all over the world supporting the podcast much appreciated from the whole Unprofessional Fam remember to download those episodes it helps us so much


    Like always legends chat to ya's next week


    Much Love Evo , E-Dawg & The One And Only Short Cut


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  • Legends... Back with episode 37 from the home of the mighty Black & White Ducks !!! And in the studio this week none only then Swan Districts Royalty and Italys finest ... The Milan Model oh and Short Cut .... 0 Accolades besides being from Northam


    Some absolute bangers this week with a few great yarns for the FLOG awards some wild stories From Jag The Joker about the poor duck ... defiantly try some Devil Accessories sex toys before a duck or any animal.


    Mr Short Cut as always brings those hard hitting facts and live conspiracy theories to the table, with a moon scandal and some exclusive dirt on Area 51 and Bob Lazar..... ET would want to phone home !


    Oh and did we make a purchase of a lifetime ... thats right .... 4x Off-road scooters .... Watch this space


    Chat To Yes Next Week


    Cheers E-Dawg Evo oh and Mr Bacon


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  • Legends !! BANG huge episode for us this one as we are at the new location .... The Swansmen Lounge at the mighty Swans District Football Club.


    And what a way to kick it off with inviting none only then Gorgeous George in AKA The Beer King for a chat about all things alcohol and BEER , From the get go this is a banger with the resident Dessert Slut opening the show with a ripper yarn .... Would ya go down on ya mates mum ??????


    Mr Short Cut also drops in for the episode and actually adds value this week ....


    This Is the last episode to get your stories in about the biggest flog you know to WIN some elite prizes from the good people at Devil Accessories so send those through ASAP


    The best thing about this week tho is finding the best burger place in town 8 Napkins in Bassendean is a banger and will be our regular.


    Will talk to use legends next week Yew


    Cheers The Unprofitable Team


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  • Legends !!! Well we did it .... We won podcast of the year !!! just joking you know what we are like lol , We stole trophies at the one and only Perth Royal Beer Awards ... Shout out to the legends Hog Culture for inviting us and showing us a time and a massive congratulations to them for their achievements.


    Shout out to Gorgeous George for all the support dead set legend.


    Was a massive week from camping to events it had some chill and it had some hectic moments .This was the last episode in the mobile studio we are off to the home of the mighty black and white ducks and are about to start recording these episodes for YouTube.


    We hope you enjoy the stories from this one , and like alway send us those yarns in to get on the show and win some sick prizes.


    Chat to yas next week


    Cheers E-Dawg & Evo


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  • Legends !!!! Bang The Dessert Slut opens the show with the best Rap going. We are off to the Perth Royal Beer Awards and we are taking 2 of use legends with us... so jump over to Instagram to enter !!!!! Shout out to the Homies Hog Culture For Hooking us up


    Want to win more ???? Devil Accessory's The sex toy specialists have sponsored the segment What a Flog !!!!! .... Best Msg either audio or text each month will win the ULTIMATE in Devil Accessory's


    We dive into a few deep topics this week Mr-Dawg goes political with some hard hitting Coca Cola Topics and is loving the latest Facebook Porn pause Games LOL. Evo has been at the airport researching plane things .... Naked men stuff ..... Oh and Mr Shortcut buys 2 new Emus and trades in the horses and jumps on the episode with all the facts


    Chat to use legends next week


    Much Love E-Dawg & Evo


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  • Legends !! we went wild on this one .... from Ostrich racing to Singapore Airlines Plane Drop to som dirty Bi&%h at McDonalds we talk about it all


    Few good laughs in this on ! shout out to our resident East Coast Legend for opening the show , and as always Mr Short Cut for his added words of bullshit.


    Check out our latest merch drop guys get a shirt support the good cause...


    Like always legends to get involved send something in get on the show or even better hit us up to be a guest !!!


    Chat to ya's next week.....


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  • Legends!!! Just a quick one from Weekend Fuel .... Some Solid yarns specially from Jayden The sex toy specialist at Devil Accessory's


    Also what a story from our most random guest ever The Bomb Chucker Trucker from Kalgoorlie....


    Such a great event and shout out to everyone involved......


    Chat to ya's Wednesday


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  • Legends !!! Can you stop the music ???? We couldn't stop Mr Short Cut from going on a ramble ..... We talk through some prevoise episodes and then talk all things music with diving in to what gets us jiving.


    We name our top 5 bands and E-dawg goes rouge , Short cut doesn't shut up and Evo takes us back to when he was a teen all those years ago hip thrusting to his greatest picks


    Shout out to Reggie for opening the show with that peace of lyrical delight which made love to our ears.


    If you got something for us legends send it through.


    See Ya's Next Week


    Much Love Mr-Dawg & EVO



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  • Legends !!!! My Oh My .... We have been keeping this one close to our chests but it's time to drop this on ya ! The studio has moved .... The legends over at the Swansmen Lounge at the mighty Swan Districts football club have let us set up shop at the one and only Blue Steel Oval .... Huge for us as it opens up so many doors to really turn the heat up.


    One of the biggest things is on its way with episodes hitting Youtube very soon .... these won't be some highly edited cinematic vids but what they will be is a real in look into the show and show guests and what goes on behind the mic!


    One way to jump onboard legends is head over to Patreon and join those bunch of legends! as big things are coming


    Stay tuned kids and talk to use


    Much Love Mr- Dawg & Evo



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