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On the pod today: The former Villa midfielder who hospitalised two teenage players after bursting into their dressing room drunk.
Plus: Ian Rush’s score-settling musical, Man United’s miserable summer holiday and Eric Cantona’s
Links from the pod:
United Strand letting his hair dry: https://www.instagram.com/p/DJ_4nDLojxo/
Ian Rush musical: https://bsky.app/profile/uglygame.bsky.social/post/3lplt3vmixc2l
Ian Rush musical explained: https://theuglygame.wordpress.com/2025/05/21/they-never-called-old-rushie-back-no-mate-to-mate-hello/
Ian Rush in the bath: https://icdn.empireofthekop.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/Screenshot-2021-12-27-7.17.44-AM-768x384.jpg
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With special guest Kieran Maguire
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From East End porn kings to South American bank robbers, football's biggest clubs have been run by some absolute wrong'uns.
They burned down stadiums, smuggled cocaine and started themselves up front for crunch cup ties.
Meet football's craziest owners…
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Links from the pod:
Stoyle Manolov: https://x.com/SundayShoutsFC/status/1529092232564858881
Ronnie Brunswijk: -https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=195443586020909
Barry Fry: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4Nbc5zNr5o
Laurence Bassini on Talksport: https://x.com/talkSPORT/status/1545364774262808578
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Plus: Steven Gerrard’s miracle water startup and the World’s Strongest Man is rocked by a sex scandal
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Leicester Market, 1974. A old lady in a tartan headscarf haggles over a knobbly turnip with two cheeky chappies.
But little does the veg-hunting gran know, one of these young lads will reach the pinnacle of his field, delighting hordes of drunken brits and bedding hundreds of women in the process.
And the other boy? Well, that was Gary Lineker.
From dogging down country lanes to breaking out of prison in a limo, this is the story of the brothers Lineker…
Links from the pod:
Working on the veg stall: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZbDxmmtgqc
Gary Lineker drives a Fiat: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQasfuGaKx3VvMUiqeDjGIzRRmaBrC-GUbU7w&sz
Hat trick in first clasico: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGieB5_avOo
Missed panenka: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2-Nkc8-Kig
Brass Eye paedogeddon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcU7FaEEzNU
Ocean Beach Club:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7YnsawP0mQ&t=2s
Shufflin launch party: https://youtu.be/MnnYUxwT3CY?si=dFbk0Smo6CY78adP&t=40
Queen tribute: https://x.com/ichlugebullets/status/1568317330945343489
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On the show today: Michael van gerwen’s backstage brawl and did Villa legend JLloyd Samuel fake his own death?
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Links from the pod:
Virat Kohli pimple ad: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1437370482257379329?utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=walking-like-a-dude-feeling-all-cool
Bellichik interview: https://youtu.be/_oRmlLbpepo?si=CBKRT4XOS_mQRpz8&t=14
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Welcome to part two of the Giggs saga, as we devour the juicy details of a bombshell family sex scandal, Ryan embarks on a career as a poet, and we ask the big question… who’s worse: Ryan or Rhodri?
Links from the pod:
Sunday Herald Ryan Giggs frontpage: https://images.app.goo.gl/1rvnCWj2TPCH3Mah6
Ryan Giggs named in parliament: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWEEiz19LSI
BBC media lawyer names him again: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDvKFO1k0bs&t=34s
Rhodri’s Paddy Power advert: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBlkxsbtlgw
Rhodri on Good Morning Britain: https://youtu.be/zrWeB5obIuQ?si=gCJtorH0_xN-zrOS&t=20
Ryan’s horrible purple mansion: https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/8326862/ryan-giggs-selling-mansion-after-divorce/
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On the show today: Furious neighbours spoil David Beckham’s birthday bash, Glen Johnson’s nicking toilet seats and Dutch football’s crime wave has a new villain.
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Links from the pod:
Luke Littler being rude to girls: https://x.com/AFC_Iddy/status/1916919883578647002
Ian Brightwell at an Icke event: https://dispatch-media.com/email/f43bf57f-1ebb-4ee8-99cf-0691b79bdb2d/?ref=dispatch-article-newsletter
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Ryan Giggs was once nestled snugly between David Attenbrough and Sir Trevor McDonald in the pantheon of national treasures.
But in the space of six short weeks, it all came crumbling down.
As Fergie’s golden boy was unmasked as Britain's dirtiest dog.
Looking back, the clues had been there all along.
From petrol bombs through the letterbox to black eyes at the treble party, this is the story of the Welsh Wanderer…
Links from the pod:
Famous goal against Arsenal in 99: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axr4kogUXY4
Sets up Teddy Sheringham’s equaliser in Champions League final:https://youtu.be/1yON3ySblWQ?si=MRfT2bLMZhTUwXgN&t=1060
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On the show today: Chris Eubank’s getting fruity again and Celtic captain guzzling deep fried pizzas before a big final.
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Links from the pod:
Cole Palmer sprinting out of Stamford Bridge: https://x.com/CFCPys/status/1916159833029386279
Kalvin Phillips shoes: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FPaSKutaUAg6kGn.jpg
Chris Eubank at his son’s fight: https://x.com/HappyPunch/status/1916495631373230245
Youth Hostelling with Chris Eubank: https://www.instagram.com/tappymusicc/reel/DItn7OpqIr3/
Peter Andre movie:
https://x.com/lorrainemking/status/1912199573772333434
NFL draft prank: https://x.com/iam_johnw/status/1916164031544541399
Gas mask bong: https://x.com/Unders_GOAT/status/1651670862313955329
Wrexham gatorade celebration:
https://x.com/Wrexham_AFC/status/1916210433981354102
Scott Brown eating his deep fried pizza: https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/article5332503.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/EMBARGOED-UNTIL-0001-Sunday-15th-PAY-Scott-Brown.jpg
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With his cane, monocle and cut glass accent, Chris Eubank isn’t your typical boxer.
But he wasn’t always the fruity aristocrat you see today.
He had knife fights at dominos tournaments, went on two day police chases, and raided an arcade for 20,000 10p coins.
From poisoned chow meins to watching his own circumcision, this is the story of Britain’s weirdest world champion…
Links from the pod:
Esquire photoshoot: https://images.app.goo.gl/UNz5485XcmywURGK9
Chris in a monocle: https://images.app.goo.gl/qnfmEF5ZbXP59oD66
His huge truck: https://images.app.goo.gl/YE96tDXwpKekZRYq5
Gogglebox “would you like a sweetie”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPkW5aNqIYI
Never touch another man’s bonbons: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlLYNHCEn5Q&t=758s
Climbing into his son’s corner during a fight: https://www.reddit.com/r/Boxing/comments/16ofvno/chris_eubank_corners_his_son/
Run in with Cycling Mikey: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aww6LQX7ico
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On the show today: Our impending courtroom battle with Gianni Infantino, Romeo Beckham cucks his brother Brooklyn, and we unmask the mystery headbutter from Nicky Butt’s birthday.
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Links from the pod:
Infantino “I feel African” speech: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy9jaX9RAbA
The Beckhams on Ali G: https://youtu.be/P842Tmi6lrc?si=4lhG8j3qePdDbcjY&t=486
Street preacher interrupted in Newcastle: https://x.com/_shaunmiller_/status/1914030703148155037
San Lorenzo president trousering a wad of cash: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1k4zdz9/marcelo_moretti_president_of_san_lorenzo_gets/
Jurgen Klopp at Coachella?: https://www.facebook.com/reel/1478311966481175?fs=e&fs=e
Celtic’s Adam Idah throwing up in a taxi: https://www.tiktok.com/@.idah._/video/7494299002691718422
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With his cane, monocle and cut glass accent, Chris Eubank isn’t your typical boxer.
But he wasn’t always the fruity aristocrat you see today.
He had knife fights at dominos tournaments, went on two day police chases, and raided an arcade for 20,000 10p coins.
From poisoned chow meins to watching his own circumcision, this is the story of Britain’s weirdest world champion…
Links from the pod:
His real voice: https://www.tiktok.com/@mma.247_/video/7477711253511687446
Knocks Reginaldo out in 20 seconds - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_qYqrfOmLQ
ITV contract signing with Nigel Benn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji6hMwaBeiM
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On the show today: Managers on the piss at Spoons, Joey Barton’s Turkey Teeth conspiracy theory and Rory McIlroy’s brutal jilting story.
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Links from the pod:
Luis Suarez bites Jordi Alba: https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/34447132/luis-suarez-bite-jordi-alba-inter-miami/
Vitor Pereira at Spoons: https://x.com/wwfcscott/status/1911520510636380545
Wozniaki’s Rory McIlroy sleeping photo: https://images.app.goo.gl/qBUEUB4x5NZw4UVR9
Joey Barton on KDB’s Turkey teeth: https://www.tiktok.com/@common.sense.pod/video/7491972792179494166
Katie Price terrifying teeth: https://images.app.goo.gl/EKg61VR97XQQfGCR6
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Ravel Morrison. Adriano. Freddy Adu.
The staircase to footballing glory is littered with scintillating starlets who flew too close to the sun.
But where did it all go wrong?
From hardcore pornstars to a Serie A striker torpedoed by Kim Jong Un, meet the wonderkids who weren’t…
With guest George Wilde
Links from the pod:
Kerlon’s seal dribble: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYlqql38XkY
Kerlon dribble sparks a brawl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqRgdQC__Qk
Adriano gold AK47: https://images.app.goo.gl/Cr61ks5f9adnL1Yv5
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On the show today: Pipe bombs at Old Trafford, managers stealing players’ credit cards, and mystic animals boiled alive.
Links from the pod:
Dave Bassett on being sacked by Elton John: https://fb.watch/yQKTZPrr9n/
Old Trafford fake pipe bomb: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-36307246
VAR official betting during matches: https://x.com/epicredcards/status/1907857817467252776
Fake bear at Chinese zoo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cu4mnPb4g4
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As his dad lies in the wreckage of his car, Garrincha has fled towards the woods where a goat once popped his cherry.
From gun-wielding vigilantes to affairs with the president’s girlfriend, this is the story of what happened next…
With guest Yasmin Mills.
Links from the pod:
Elza Soares - Mas Que Nada: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_8LtWKZaz0
Dog pisses on Jimmy Greaves: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPUMFGbOLQw&t=57s
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On the show today: Wayne Rooney pissed on the streets of London and Erling Haaland accused of assault by Man City’s mascot.
Links from the pod:
Harry Redknapp after dinner speaking:
https://x.com/dw_sports/status/1905595028560290186
Wayne Rooney pissing on the street: https://images.app.goo.gl/ATjMnJSfTFdqNxTRA
Turtle pissing on golf course: https://x.com/TheUltLineup_/status/1906445496606236688
Haaland high five: https://x.com/TigerVishkit/status/1660342870459699200
Steve Bruce responds to Dwight Gayle: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1ji319l/steve_bruce_on_dwight_gayle_criticizing_his/
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Everyone knows Brazilian footballers love 3 things: boozing, showboating and shagging anything that moves.
But none compares to Garrincha, the magical winger who lifted two World Cups, fathered 14 children and lost his virginity to a goat.
From gun-wielding vigilantes to affairs with the president’s girlfriend, meet football's first wild child…
With guest Horatio Gould (@horatiogouldcomedy)
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On the show today: Neymar’s threesome spawns a pregnancy - but who’s the daddy: the brazil striker or his lookalike?
Cristiano Ronaldo is sending secret messages to Putin and Trend AA in Madrid asks: “What’s the Spanish for ‘stop savin’ chat’”
Links from the pod:
Schweinsteiger booed as he announces he’s staying: https://x.com/MusialaEra/status/1904519742771073089
Stop savin chat: https://x.com/CFCGiroud/status/1392147020064960519
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To millions of American fans, Micah Richards is the cheeky chappy of CBS.
But little do the innocent Yanks know, the affable Yorkshireman once masterminded Britain’s most infamous threesome.
From shagging his way through the Olympic Village to getting catfished on MSN, this is the story of Big Meeks…
With guest Elizabeth Barnard.
Links from the show:
Swearing on live TV after scoring first goal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDii3o33DLE
Roy Keane “bursting onto the scene” showdown: https://www.skysports.com/football/video/34069/11952897/keane-very-few-defenders-burst-onto-the-scene
Rod Stewart “Big Knees”: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=598743806360137
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