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Apologies for the late upload, folks, but let's face it, this podcast is a labor of love that is always worth the wait. And so we wait. Like a sad chimp locked in a blue room, The Valleycast subsists on Mcdonald's burgers and the compassion of actors from the 90s. Now, let's get (chimp) crazy.
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Don't buy chimp -
In a stunning turn of events, Joe Bereta has brought what is being called "deep, unwavering shame" upon his household after abruptly shaving part of his facial hair--only to leave upon his face what some are calling "an abomination." We like it, though.
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Beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice. -
Missing episodes?
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Mr. William Haynes joins the Valleycast on this VERY SPECIAL EPISODE. Steve and Will discuss Michael Jackson, being weird, and their most embarrassing celebrity experiences! And you'll never GUESS who drops by!
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It's WILL.I.AM HAYNES UNDERWEAR lol -
It's boy on boy action today as Elliott and Joe come together to discuss Elliott's recent trip to see The Killers in Las Vegas, why J.D. Vance is absolutely awesome, and Elliott shows Joe the neatest new trend on TikTok - where people say horrible things that have happened to them and then pour candy into a bowl. Anyway we brought the Nerd Clusters...
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Nerd Clusters are so good. -
Sometimes you gotta pop out and show a bunch of friends that their suspicions about how laid back their doctor used to be were very warranted and he may very well spend many, many years in prison for his involvement in the death of a beloved celebrity. Anyway sorry for the late upload but this one's WORTH IT. Yikes!
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Bad doctor. -
Joe and Elliott discovered the most charismatic, perfect entertainer while partaking at the Foo Fighters concert and Steve enters the Matrix.
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Everything you believe about the world is false. Wake up. -
You guessed it, folks. Three idiots figured out how consciousness works, and we had a VERY fun time doing it! Anyway, TikTok star Elliot Morgan joins us on this week's episode... of the Valleycast!
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Just me and the boys, thinkin' about thinkin'.... -
Ever get LOCKED IN YOUR OWN HOUSE?! Well, get ready to get comfy. Grab your coffee, it's time for an EXTRA INTIMATE episode. Ever seen shoulders? Yeah, we don't like to bust out the heavy guns too often. But here we are. With our heavy, heavy guns.
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Elliott managed to get his gate fixed. Thank you for your concerns. And he apologizes for forgetting to upload this episode. I was going viral on tiktok. -
Does this episode get a little... naughty? It sure does. But before that, we discuss the scientific miracle that is growing an ear in your arm, as well as the performance art that is monster trucks. Do I look like JD Vance? Not anymore! Anyway, welcome to the show.
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We have to be unburdened by what has been. We just HAVE TO BE. -
The trinity of try-hards are back, folks. With Steve, Elliott, and Joe, this episode is sure to give you a laugh - especially during these dark, dark times. Did you guys hear the news?! Did you hear what happened?! Yeah! That's right. STEVE WENT TO VEGAS. Listen and learn as we, after weeks apart, get reacquainted with each other. Please enjoy.
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Steve refuses to be in the same room with us, it's sad. -
Hi, folks. Elliott experienced a cinematically, culinarily delicious evening, which leads us to the question: what movie has the best-tasting food? Also, have you ever gotten sued because you "accidentally" torpedoed yourself like a majestic projectile into another totally innocent bystander? Joe has, and he's here with us today to tell you about it.
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Joe's like an onion. Or a parfait. In that he's edible. -
Kevin Bereta has decided to climb a skyscraper, or a grocery store - we really can't keep up with this guy's incoherent ramblings. He's clearly lost his way, drowning in a sea of adrenaline as the shores of self-control recede ever further into a non-existent horizon. Also, you guys wanna see some g*re? Because VIOLENCE WARNING: We talk about the death (of rodents) in this episode. Cute rodents, but still.
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In the end, we are all the gopher or the coyote. -
It will be a long while before Elliott decides that he absolutely wants a Burnese Mountain Dog, but it's fun to brainstorm in the meantime. Do I also want a genetically tortured English bulldog? Kevin sure does! Let's discuss. Also, I've been watching Mrs. Davis, Kevin. Wild show. Wild, wild show. Only available on Peacock.
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I would also be down for that breed of dog known as bunny rabbits. So... let me know what you think, Kevin. Thump thump. -
You're in for a real treat today, folks! On this episode of the Valleycast, the boys discuss roller coasters, Kevin goes insane, and Steve fantasizes about what it would be like if someone in a bunny costume approached them from behind with some kind of scary item in their hand! It's a real doozy of an episode, folks! BUCKLE UP!
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Roller coasters. -
There comes a point in every podcast when we must remind ourselves why we do not do podcasts after 8pm. This is one of those points. That said, we still believe you may find this episode even more enjoyable than normal due to its slap-happy (and sometimes punch-sad) chaos. And don't forget to educate yourself on fairly recent conflicts that took place in the countries you're visiting! MIGHT SAVE YA SOME AWKWARDNESS, YA KNOW?
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I knew you were Troubles when ya walked iiiin.. -
Signs. The answer is Signs. Sorry, this is Elliott uploading this from Belfast (Northern Ireland, not Germany), so I thought I'd add my one cent. Signs. The Grudge. After that I stopped watching them. The Terrifier? Never have, never will, thanks for asking. Enjoy the episode, y'all!
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I'm glad I'm not in this one. -
Are movies dead? Are babies about to take over the world? Let us know in the comments, why don't you? How wrong are we? Very? A little? You know it's gonna be a blast (it's the Valleycast!)
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Maybe movies should be how I want them to be. Ever think about that? -
It's time for another episode of The Valleycast, in which we discuss all this FURIOSA DRAMA, as well as the ROCK'S PEE, and we mourn the palpable absence of this podcast's backbone, Elliott Morgan, who was unable to attend today's event due to being in a lazy river in Mexico. More of this story at 11.
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Thanks for joining us tonight, folks. Yes, indeed, we have a brand-new episode. One wonders why the boys are talking about The Rock's pee, which is a phenomenon only one of us has experienced. I recall the day I thought "this person in the stall next to me apparently has a fire hose for a phallus," only to discover it was The Rock. Does this imply that the Rock was perhaps juicing or consuming performance-enhancing drugs, a known side effect being urinary abundance? I cannot say, nor can they. All I can say is that The Rock seems like he's very well hydrated. Thanks for your time, everyone, and may God help us all. -
Folks, despite our best efforts, Steve Zaragoza has taken the low road. After weeks of encouragement, he is tired of hearing about Netflix's Show, Little Rudolph. Despite Tiny Deer being an excellent show, it looks like he'll never see it. Sad.
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I liked it a lot. So. -
Shoutout to Kevin for making the thumbnail to the video version of this podcast look like I'm anger-kissing John Mulaney's cheek. Anyway, would you like to join our class-action lawsuit? Also, sorry, everything you own has been hacked. Sorry.
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Uh-oh, you've been hacked. And we came across your resume, would you like to make up to $2000/wek? Click this suspicious looking link to find our more. Oh, and you owe us money. Oh, and we also have money that belongs to you. Oh and - Show more
