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  • We are completing the trilogy and releasing a third book in August - How to survive the school year: An essential guide for stressed out grown-ups, should be available to pre-order now. We would really love your support and remember all the pre-orders count towards our first week of sales and best chance of once again getting on the best sellers list. Pre-order your copy here - https://amzn.to/4bUDotR

    In this episode, the boys catch up after their Easter breaks, Mr P has had "the call" so talks about his Ofsted experience which coincides with being invited on the podcast The News Agents to talk all about Ofsted. The Other Mr P talks about his Disney trip. The lads discuss minor inconveniences that ruin your day before sharing some more of your hilarious stories finishing with another MUG saga.

    The LIVE recording of our recent tour show is now available to download - get your copy here - https://2mrpspodcast.vhx.tv/. Spend a couple of hours giggling along to the recording of the Lowry show of the tour. If you've got tickets for the Liverpool show, which has now been rearranged for April 13th, hold off so there are no spoilers but tickets are still available

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  • We are completing the trilogy and releasing a third book in August - How to survive the school year: An essential guide for stressed out grown-ups, should be available to pre-order now. We would really love your support and remember all the pre-orders count towards our first week of sales and best chance of once again getting on the best sellers list. Pre-order your copy here - https://amzn.to/4bUDotR

    In this episode, the boys share some of the frustrating things their students do, Mr P shares how his class have brought a nostalgic game back into class which isn't what you need when teaching fractions. Mr P has a thread of some of the most creative business names in Britain before sharing some hilarious spelling error and autocorrect fails. Then after teasing for the past couple of weeks, Mr P shares some disgusting stories with one that might top the rest. Let us know if you agree.

    The LIVE recording of our recent tour show is now available to download - get your copy here - https://2mrpspodcast.vhx.tv/. Spend a couple of hours giggling along to the recording of the Lowry show of the tour. If you've got tickets for the Liverpool show, which has now been rearranged for April 13th, hold off so there are no spoilers but tickets are still available

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  • We are completing the trilogy and releasing a third book in August - How to survive the school year: An essential guide for stressed out grown-ups, should be available to pre-order now. We would really love your support and remember all the pre-orders count towards our first week of sales and best chance of once again getting on the best sellers list. Pre-order your copy here - https://amzn.to/4bUDotR

    In this episode, the boys talk about the lies Mums tell, Mr P talks about Gilly Keegs' comments about Ofsted before talking about his apprehension with Ofsted's Big Listen. The boys then share some of your hilarious stories which includes some great confessions and a story about a mug that will have you applauding by the end. 

    The LIVE recording of our recent tour show is now available to download - get your copy here - https://2mrpspodcast.vhx.tv/. Spend a couple of hours giggling along to the recording of the Lowry show of the tour. If you've got tickets for the Liverpool show, which has now been rearranged for April 13th, hold off so there are no spoilers but tickets are still available

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  • We are completing the trilogy and releasing a third book in August - How to Survive the School Year: An Essential Guide for Stressed Out Grown-ups, should be available to pre-order now. We would really love your support and remember all the pre-orders count towards our first week of sales and best chance of once again getting on the best sellers list. Pre-order your copy here - https://amzn.to/4bUDotR

    In this episode, the boys talk about how so many schools miss the mark with wellbeing and how it starts with trust and not forced initiatives. After the misheard lyric from last weel's episode, we share more examples and the other Mr P shares some interesting ways children have named things before finishing off with more of your hilarious stories. 

    The LIVE recording of our recent tour show is now available to download - get your copy here - https://2mrpspodcast.vhx.tv/. Spend a couple of hours giggling along to the recording of the Lowry show of the tour. If you've got tickets for the Liverpool show, which has now been rearranged for April 13th, hold off so there are no spoilers but tickets are still available

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  • We have a big announcement, we are completing the trilogy and releasing a third book in August - How to survive the school year: An essential guide for stressed out grown-ups should be available to pre-order now. We would really love your support and remember all the pre-orders count towards our first week of sales and best chance of once again getting on the best sellers list. Pre-order your copy here - https://amzn.to/4bUDotR

    In this episode, the boys visit their high school and bump into a teacher that used to teach them and reminisce on some school memories. Mr P shares things people only realised too late in life before a toilet-related dilemma, some ridiculous complaints and finish off with more of your hilarious stories. 

    The LIVE recording of our recent tour show is now available to download - get your copy here - https://2mrpspodcast.vhx.tv/. Spend a couple of hours giggling along to the recording of the Lowry show of the tour. If you've got tickets for the Liverpool show, which has now been rearranged for April 13th, hold off so there are no spoilers but tickets are still available

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  • The LIVE recording of our recent tour show is now available to download - get your copy here - https://2mrpspodcast.vhx.tv/. Spend a couple of hours giggling along to the recording of the Lowry show of the tour. If you've got tickets for the Liverpool show, which has now been rearranged for April 13th, hold off so there are no spoilers but tickets are still available

    We've got another packed episode for you with the Other Mr P sharing what he's been up to in his child free half term and Mr P talks through his sober stag do. The lads discover that Chris Brown struggles with the word attention, they share things adults have only just discovered, a dilemma that shows honesty is always the best policy and the Other Mr P shares some funny, naughty and juicy stories that make the lads reminisce about the teenage discos they use to attend. There is also a welcome return of the legend that is Nana Maureen.

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  • The LIVE recording of our recent tour show is now available to download - get your copy here - https://2mrpspodcast.vhx.tv/. Spend a couple of hours giggling along to the recording of the Lowry show of the tour. If you've got tickets for the Liverpool show, which has now been rearranged for April 13th, hold off so there are no spoilers. 

    We've got another packed episode for you as some are on their half term break whilst others are crawling to the end of the week. Mr P shares his shock in realising teachers having their PPA monitored isn't as rare as he thought. Mr P shares some replies to a question about controversial opinions about teaching which turn out to be things everyone agrees. The question is posed what subtle thing would you change if you were King/Queen of the world. We share one of the shocking tale of betrayal in the workplace before finishing with more hilarious misunderstandings and ridiculous lines you've had to say as a teacher. 

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  • The LIVE recording of our recent tour show is now available to download - get your copy here - https://2mrpspodcast.vhx.tv/. Spend a couple of hours giggling along to the recording of the Lowry show of the tour. If you've got tickets for the Liverpool show, hold off so there are no spoilers.

    We're back after a couple of weeks! We can only apologise, Mr P has had a ridiculously busy January and then the Other Mr P was struck down with a bad case of Covid. We catch up on what happened before discussing the video from the Warwickshire council meeting that has been posted online and the dreadfully outdated and shocking comments made by those in charge. We then share some painfully obvious things that people don't admit. The Other Mr P shares some funny supply teacher stories, we then share some of your hilarious stories where student's have innocent but hilarious misunderstandings in class.

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  • The LIVE recording of our recent tour show is now available to download - get your copy here - https://2mrpspodcast.vhx.tv/. Spend a couple of hours giggling along to the recording of the Lowry show of the tour. If you've got tickets for the Liverpool show, hold off so there are no spoilers.

    We are recording this ep on Blue Monday but hope the episode lifts spirits. Mr P shares his favourite Christmas present - https://amzn.to/3vIp8Um if you are interested. The lads discuss getting back into the swing of things, the difference between the English and Welsh curriculum, the announcement about teachers brushing students teeth, Mr P discusses and theorises why we've got to this point. The Mr Ps discuss the return of Gladiators and what their gladiator names would be. The Other Mr P shares this week's dilemma and also shares lots of your questions before the Mr Ps share some of your hilarious teacher tired stories.

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  • The LIVE recording of our recent tour show is now available to download - get your copy here - https://2mrpspodcast.vhx.tv/. Spend a couple of hours giggling along to the recording of the Lowry show of the tour. If you've got tickets for the Liverpool show, hold off so there are no spoilers. 

    It is the first episode of 2024 and the Two Mr Ps talk through their Christmas breaks, and discuss some highlights of 2023 before sharing their new year resolutions. The Other Mr P shares some songs that turn 20 in 2024, Mr P explains how old he is feeling as he heads into the last year of his 30s. There are some disgusting stories, another cracking dilemma and the most important question... does wee taste like raw chicken?

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  • The LIVE recording of our recent tour show is now available to download - get your copy here - https://2mrpspodcast.vhx.tv/. Just in time for Christmas, spend a couple of hours giggling along to the recording of the Lowry show of the tour. If you've got tickets for the Liverpool show, hold off so there are no spoilers. 

    It is the last episode of 2023 and the Christmas special. Mr P talks through his weekend in Dublin and his hatred for Guinness, he also gives the Other Mr P a Christmas gift he's waited his whole childhood for. The Other Mr P does some blind ranking of Christmas films, songs and Christmas dinner items. The episode is then packed full of your festive stories from Christmas dilemmas, Nativity mishaps, unusual gifts, Secret Santas and of course, stories and confessions from staff Christmas night out. 

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    A massive thank you for all your support over the past year, from listening to the episodes to getting tickets for the tour and buying the books, your support means everything, and the Two Mr Ps are so grateful and appreciative. Wishing everyone a safe and restful Christmas break, we will return in 2024.
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  • If you missed the Show and Tell Tour you can now stream it online - get your copy here - https://2mrpspodcast.vhx.tv/. Just in time for Christmas, spend a couple of hours giggling along to the recording of the Lowry show of the tour. If you've got tickets for the Liverpool show, hold off so there are no spoilers. In the penultimate episode of 2023 which very nearly didn't happen due to a sickness bug running rampant in Mr P's house, the Other Mr P talks about his return to school and his secret Santa gift. Mr P talks through his favourite day of the school year, Christmas dinner and talent show. We talk through some of worst things people unknowingly did as kids, a corker of a confession, some stories from staff nights out including how to talk in Disney when drunk and a cracking staff night out confession encouraging everyone to share theirs before the Christmas special next week.

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  • We're back with another episode, we catch up with the Other Mr P's ankle recovery, he also shares some good news about his son. We read an email from a student that makes anyone over the age of 30 to feel dreadfully old. We ask what is the smallest hill you are willing to die on. The Other Mr P shares some lines you thought you'd never say as a teacher, the lads continue to share stories submitted for the tour that didn't end up being shared in the shows and the boys gear up for the Christmas special in a couple of weeks asking you to share your Christmas related stories. 

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  • We're back with another episode after a week off due to the Other Mr P's operation. We hear all about the ankle operation and the subsequent recovery including everything the Other Mr P has been doing to keep himself busy. Mr P shares tales from his travels in Prague, the nightmare with his beard trimmer and consequent trolling from the internet but worse his class. There's a collection of stories from people sharing things they did as a kid that no one believed and there's a dilemma from a very confident teacher before the Other Mr P shares a cracking tale of an unfortunate incident on a school trip where Mum comes to the rescue. 

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  • It's another episode in the weird limbo time before you can get into the Christmas spirit. The Two Mr Ps discuss when Christmas starts for them, and how schools will be dipping their toes in with the nativity. It has been quite the busy week politically, but the Two Mr Ps try their best only to scratch the surface with their rants. We say a fond farewell again to the Gibbmeister, Mr P is livid with the I'm a celeb line up, the other Mr P gives everyone an update on his ankle. Mr P shares some ridiculous work place stories, they then share some of the weirdest sentences teachers have ever had to utter and finish with a story about what happens if a teacher goes full-on method to try and hook their class into a topic.

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  • In the first episode after the epic run of shows for the Show and Tell tour, the Two Mr Ps reflect on what has been an incredible experience. We are so grateful for everyone's support, each show was unbelievable the atmosphere was electric and we are so thankful for all your support. 

    After discussing the tour, the two Mr Ps pay their tributes to Matthew Perry, Mr P rants about his hatred for people making assumptions on his social media and they start sharing stories from the audiences of the shows that didn't quite make it into the tour.

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  • THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO GET TICKETS FOR THE TOUR! Tickets are now available for all our upcoming shows in October/November at 2mrpspodcast.com/live​

    In this last episode before we embark on the big two week run of the tour, the Two Mr Ps reflect on an amazing first show in Glasgow, thanking the amazing audience for all their support. They talk through their recent interview which should be in The Times Saturday Magazine this weekend, we share stories of the moments when you know you're getting old, discuss the latest government video about what children want more of, the two Mr Ps share their biggest icks from their students and run through some of your cringey tales. 

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  • JUST ONE WEEK UNTIL OUT FIRST SHOW IN GLASGOW! Tickets are now available for all our upcoming shows in October/November at 2mrpspodcast.com/live​

    We can only apologise for not being able to get an episode to you last week, all is explained in this week's ep. Mr P talks through his crazy week, The Other Mr P shares his reading expertise on a BBC Radio interview and Mr P runs through all the news in the education world over the past week. 

    We then share some cracking comebacks from students, we share how our advice with dilemmas are being proved right and we've got a cracking confession which sends the Mr Ps on a downward spiral of role play area objects that shouldn't be taken home 

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  • THREE WEEKS UNTIL THE TOUR! Tickets are now available for all our upcoming shows in October/November at 2mrpspodcast.com/live​.

    We're recording on a Monday when both Mr Ps are beyond tired as the honeymoon period of the new school is well and truly over. It has been a week of firsts for Mr P, something happened in class that has never happened before and something on his training that had never happened before. We discuss things that are far more rare than you'd think, we share some more of your listener stories and then some brilliant teacher tired stories. 

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  • FOUR WEEKS UNTIL THE TOUR! Tickets are now available for all our upcoming shows in October/November at 2mrpspodcast.com/live​.

    We are back with another packed episode, Adam talks about the nightmare with his ankle, Mr P talks through his first day with his new classes the dread of knowing the long journey ahead and being truly humbled. The Other Mr P shares some funny back to school stories and we go back to more hilarious lines uttered by your students.

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