Episodes
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Back from their writing retreat in the woods, the boys are loaded with stories from shows and time spent in nature. Alex and Geoff teamed up for some 2-on-2 basketball, which left Drago fully convinced that his NBA dreams were officially over.
Alex discovered that Geoff can’t cook and might be the most sensitive guy he knows, while Geoff learned that Alex hates trying new things. The guys also get answers about morning wood, and the Patreon questions lead to a deep dive into hot world leaders.
Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.
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Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Pittsburgh, PA; Morgantown, WV; Los Angeles, CA; Memphis, TN; Minneapolis, MN; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11
Alex has upcoming shows in Cheshire, CT; Philadelphia, PA; Chicago, IL; and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag -
With Jamie Wolf dropping in as the guest this week, Drago comes in sweating about a recent tough decision that he had to make.The choices: going on the road for a weekend with Geoff or auditioning for a Don’t Tell taping.
Jamie learns that Geoff does less-than decent things to pillows. The boys ask Jamie if he’s dating, which leads to learning the type of women Hinge is pitching to Drago.
Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.
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Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Edmonton, Alberta; Calgary; Pittsburg, PA; Morgantown, WV; Memphis, TN; Minneapolis, MN; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11Alex has upcoming shows in Cheshire, CT; Philadelphia, PA; Chicago, IL; and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag
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Drago comes in hot with stories from his weekend in Nashville, which include hanging out with some well-known comics, going to Kid Rock’s bar, giving a stranger his number, and making it to third base with a teacher.
Geoff talks about his trip with Reggie Miller to Poughkeepsie and a hike that had him going number two in the woods. The boys also share their thoughts on the NFL and provide an update on the presidential election betting odds.
Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.
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Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Fort Collins, CO; Fargo, ND; Sioux Falls, SD; a number of cities in Canada; Pittsburgh, PA; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11
Alex has upcoming shows in Fargo, ND; Cheshire, CT; Philadelphia, PA; more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag -
Recovering from a bout of sickness, Alex joins the pod with a heavy case of COVID brain. Things start off hot when the boys realize they haven’t been checking in with each other on a personal level. Geoff admits one of his flaws is a lack of empathy for individuals, although he does feel empathy for large groups.
The great fork vs. spoon debate ensues, leading into a discussion on the DNC and the latest presidential betting odds. Alex also shares the wild story of how he once had a 0.0 GPA for a semester in college.
Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.
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Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Fort Collins, CO; Fargo, ND; Sioux Falls, SD; a number of cities in Canada, and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11Alex has upcoming shows in Fort Collins, CO; Fargo, ND; Cheshire, CT; and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag
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Drago, after getting consent from Geoff and Connor, enters the pod despite testing positive for COVID. He shares his experiences of making content while having the virus both now and in the past.
Geoff answers Alex’s trivia question while quite baked, then flips the tables to quiz Alex about Jesus’s death. The boys debate which medieval method of execution would be best, and Geoff reveals that he knows who gave his grandparents COVID.
Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.
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Geoffrey has upcoming shows in New York, NY; Fort Collins, CO; Fargo, ND; Sioux Falls, SD; a number of cities in Canada, and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11Alex has upcoming shows in Nashville, TN; Fort Collins, CO; Fargo, ND; Cheshire, CT; and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag
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The boys survived to tell you, the good people of the pod, just how great Phish is. A simple two hour trip to Bethel, NY turned into a great show with TERRIBLE logistical missteps.
Along the way, Geoff gets an up-close and personal experience of Drago’s weak bladder. The boys hop into a mysterious minivan Uber that took turns on two wheels and endured a full night without power. Plus, a Zipcar’s broken gas gauge leads to a moment of tremendous anxiety.
Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.
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Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Tulsa, AZ; Wichita, KS; New York, NY; Fort Collins, CO; Fargo, ND; Sioux Falls, SD; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11Alex has upcoming shows in Nashville, TN; Fort Collins, CO; Fargo, ND; Cheshire, CT; and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag
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Drago kicks off the pod with his take on the Algerian boxer, which, of course, leads to Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel being brought up. Geoff shares stories from the Ween concert in Missoula, MT, and declares Chappell Roan’s latest album the best pop album of the last 10 years.
A Patron submitted a question: If you had a million dollars and couldn’t spend it on yourself, what would you do? This incredible question quickly devolves into a conversation about how the boys would kill each other if they had the resources.
In the end, the boys speculate on how World War III will start.
Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.
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Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Saranac Lake, NY; Tulsa, AZ; Wichita, KS; New York, NY; Fort Collins, CO; Fargo, ND; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11
Alex has upcoming shows in Columbus, Nashville, Fort Collins, Fargo, and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag -
The boys come back from a show at Uncle Vinny’s in Point Pleasant, NJ, where Drago’s anxiety made him leave for the train station early in Geoff’s set. All in all, great crowd, great show, thanks for coming out to support!
In the heat of the Olympics, Drago shares his thoughts on the hottest sports. Geoff vouches (and provides financial support) for Wikipedia, despite bringing news from Bummer.com. The boys also discuss the super volcano in Yellowstone.
Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.
JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot
Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Saranac Lake, NY; Tulsa, AZ; Wichita, KS; New York, NY; Fort Collins, CO; Fargo, ND; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11Alex has upcoming shows in Columbus, Nashville, Fort Collins, Fargo, and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag
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Geoff is back, bearing stories of stories of his travels to the midwest, including an encounter with someone who was lighting him at his sold out shows. He also weighs in on the recent assassination attempt on Trump.
Drago was traveling to the great state of Colorado this past week, which brought him to the realization that, “Nature might be it,” despite getting spooked by the idea of a mountain lion attack while he sat within a stone’s throw of a Chipotle. Also on this episode, Drago reveals his famous Eskimo bros.
Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.
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Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Missoula, Indianapolis, Tulsa, Spokane, Wichita, For Collins and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11Alex has upcoming shows in Columbus, Nashville, and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag
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Two-time cancer survivor, old friend of Drago’s, and creator of one of the funniest comedy hours you’ll ever see, The One Ball Show, Terence Hartnett joins the pod.
With Geoff on the road, Drago goes deep, asking Terence about both his testicular and lung cancer, making sure not to skip over tough questions such as "what was your boner journey like?" Hear all about Terry’s story, including working with Lance Armstrong’s ball doctor and running a half marathon after having a lung removed.
Terence has a new hour coming out that he’ll be performing at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival called "1 One Lung Run." You can catch it before it heads across the pond at Caveat in NYC on July 27. Get your tickets now: https://www.caveat.nyc/events/1-lung-run-7-27-2024
Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot
Geoffrey has upcoming shows in NJ, Indianapolis, Tulsa, Spokane, Wichita, For Collins and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11Alex has upcoming shows in Denver, Columbus, and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag
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Sketch comic, social media extraordinaire, and solid 7.2 Dan Carney steps up as guest host and shares what it's like to be in an acting class with the woman who made the viral “I’m looking for a man in finance” song. Drago and Dan dive into Dan’s problems with authority and share their takes on Ozempic. Together, they tackle your Patreon questions, including whether or not you should tell your buddy that you didn’t like his ex after the breakup.
Check out Dan’s hilarious sketches on the ‘gram: https://www.instagram.com/danmancarney/?hl=en
Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.
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Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Seattle, NJ, Indianapolis, Tulsa, Spokane, For Collins and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11
Alex has upcoming shows in Denver, Columbus, and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag
INSTAGRAM:
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https://www.instagram.com/alexdrags/
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Geoff recaps two big recent life events: his sister’s wedding and seeing Dead & Company at the Sphere. He reviews his view of his performance as the officiant and how the people reacted.
Drago shares a story about going out in "Dime Village" and running into a girl he used to hook up with after texting her that he was staying in for the night. And, the boys discuss teleportation dissolvation and talk about the largest domestic plane crash in America.
To all the mommas, poppas and pop lock and droppas, thank you for listening. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.
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Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Seattle, NJ, Indianapolis, Tulsa, Spokane, For Collins and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11Alex has upcoming shows in Denver, Columbus, and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag
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Bob Dylan lover and hilarious comic Raanan Hershberg joins the boys to talk about his new special "Brave," available now on YouTube. Give it a watch as soon as you finish the pod—you won’t be disappointed.
LINK TO SPECIAL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMz4nrdX9w8
With Raanan, the boys discuss their times on the road together, hacky road comics, good and bad movies, and how someone stole a man's soul for $5.
Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.
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Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Seattle, NJ, Indianapolis, Tulsa, Spokane, For Collins and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11Alex has upcoming shows in Denver, Columbus, and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag
INSTAGRAM:
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https://www.instagram.com/alexdrags/
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With Geoffrey on the road, social media phenom and host of the Can I Go Home Now podcast, Lucas Zelnick, joins to guest host this week. Right off the bat, Drago asks Lucas whether it’s okay to hook up with your neighbor. Lucas talks about Israel and Palestine and the impact of 9/11 while growing up in New York City. He also shares how he helped start Sesh Comedy, one of the hottest clubs in NYC.
Make sure to check out Lucas by heading over to his website: https://www.lucaszelnick.com/
Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.
JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot
Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Minneapolis, Seattle, NJ, Indianapolis, Tulsa, and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11Alex has upcoming shows in Cincinnati, Denver, Columbus, and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag
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https://www.instagram.com/alexdrags/
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With the summer heat here in spring, Drago comes in hot, sharing a classic tale from a recent Don’t Tell show in Connecticut. With the AC unit breaking hours before the event, the sweltering temperatures made Drago sulk as bad as ever before stepping on stage. The hilarious Bobby Condon calls in to confirm the tale and just how bad Alex’s temperament got.
Geoff is preparing to officiate his sister’s wedding and shares how he works out his abs and back. The boys argue about airtime, and Geoff answers your Patreon question about how he got his Reddit name.
Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.
JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot
Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Vegas, Minneapolis, Seattle, NJ, Tulsa, more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11Alex has upcoming shows in Cincinnati, Columbus, and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag
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The boys drag out the whiteboard so Geoff can test Drago on his long division skills, and boy, do things get interesting. Meanwhile, Geoff scores an impressive 8.5 out of 10 on trivia questions provided by a Patron.
Before the episode, Alex catches up on the news, and Geoff gets to witness Drago's eyes being opened to the world. Drago also shares what his NBA agent friend told him about how much he could have made if he were in the college transfer portal today.
Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.
JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES AND TO HELP DRAGO GET INTO THERAPY: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot
Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Vegas, Minneapolis, Seattle, NJ, Tulsa, more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11Alex has upcoming shows in Cincinnati, Columbus, and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag
INSTAGRAM:
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https://www.instagram.com/alexdrags/
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Ladies and gentlemen, Geoff is back (and rockin’ a sweet beard). Alex kicks things off, flexing his brain muscles by referencing some Nicomachean Ethics. Geoff helps Drago by swiping through his Hinge to find him the right match in the area. And, Alex shares quite possibly the most riveting 12-minute tale about leaving a door open, proving he’s the most anxious man in America.
Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.
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Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Ontario, Toronto, Vegas, Minneapolis, Seattle, NJ, Tulsa, more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11
Alex has upcoming shows in Cincinnati, Columbus, and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag
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https://www.instagram.com/alexdrags/
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The hilarious Usama Siddiquee drops in to guest host with Geoffrey on the road. Off the top, Usama comes in and tests Drago’s knowledge, describes the types of smartness out there, and calls Alex the Jackie Chan of comedy. As always, the boys jump in on your Patreon questions which leads to conversations of parents and songs that bring you back. In the end, the boys end up in the DMs talking about messages sent and received as well as times wingmanning for each other.
Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.
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Make sure to give Usama a follow on the ‘gram https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/ and check out his podcast Mango Bay https://www.youtube.com/@mangobae772
Geoffrey has upcoming shows in NY, NJ, Connecticut, Montreal, Ottawa, Hamilton, Toronto, Vegas, and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11Alex has upcoming shows in Janesville, Cincinnati, Columbus, and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag
INSTAGRAM:
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https://www.instagram.com/alexdrags/
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Geoff’s back after attending the Netflix Is A Joke Festival (and meeting with some Hollywood execs), and Drago teaches him something! You’ve got to listen to learn about the college athlete loophole from Alex's school days. And, we hear exactly what crimes the boys would commit if they knew they could get away with it.
This week on the Patreon, we’ve got some spicy, spicy content. In Biden’s America, it’s the best deal on the market.
Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES AND SO WE STOP LOSING MONEY ON THIS AMAZING PODCAST: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot
Geoffrey has upcoming shows in NY, NJ, Connecticut, Montreal, Ottawa, Hamilton, Toronto, Vegas, and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11
Alex has upcoming shows in Janesville, Cincinnati, and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag
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With Geoff traveling this week, you’re listening to the ‘Welcome to You’re Actually Kinda Smart Dude’ podcast with Tommy Bayer—ONE OF OUR BEST GUEST HOST EPISODES OF ALL TIME.
Before he jets off to Europe for his non-existential-crisis trip, the GOATED Tommy swings by to ask Drago, “How are you doing?”
Alex is moving into a new apartment and Tommy is jealous of all the POV content that will be coming Instagram’s way. Tommy believes he’s the easiest haircut in town. The boys agree women haven’t taken an L in four or five years. And, a special guest calls in to confirm that he showed up to a family’s thanksgiving having dated two of the three sisters.
Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.
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Please be sure to prescribe to Tommy’s podcast’s Patreon https://www.patreon.com/wecoolpodcast
Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Portland, Bend, Canada, Vegas, NJ, NY, Connecticut and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11
Alex has upcoming shows in Janesville, Cincinnati, and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag
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