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In the outrageous 70th episode we celebrate as a seedy Irish farmer attempts to have his collection of vintage soft-porn magazines valued on The Antiques Roadshow, and discuss Eurovision and enjoy a doleful Irish folk song with a surprisingly rude theme.
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The boys compare tigers' and Donald Trump's eating habits; discuss Kate Bush choreography; Morgan Freeman is fired from a commercial he did for the Egyptian Tourist Board for offering ''Egypt, like nostalgia and kids' TV just isn't what it used to be''. Meanwhile Liam Neeson pops in to discuss his latest rom-com script, Glove Actually, that sounds somewhat familiar and then he sulks when he gets a call from Spielberg AND realises he's forgotten his sandwiches.
#comedypodcast #LiamNeesonRomCom #LiamNeesonInterview #PoemAboutEgypt #ComedyInterview #MorganFreemanReadsPoetry #DonaldTrumpEatingHabits #LoveActuallyParody #SpielbergCalls Neeson
Episode Summary
Chinese New Year Of The IstanbullocksSponsored by Reader's Wives Magazine: Finding your neighbour in the nip and Turkish hospitality from James Joyce Irish Pub, IstanbulMorgan Freeman Poem: The Ancient Sands of Egypt - The Egyptian Tourist Board fire Morgan for his poem - 'It's not an easy place to visit these days, It’s especially bad for women and gays, Cairo’s crowded, dirty and dangerous for driversi But go to the coasts and you’ll find it nicer' - Is Turkey nicer than Egypt? - Send your poetry request to Morgan at [email protected]'Subscribe, Share and Comment- Talking Istanbullocks YouTube Channel - Kaiden Stokes 'The Really Woke Bloke' video.Celebrity True or False: 'From Willie to Bush' * Kate Bush true or False * Welsh Bafta * 'I'm partial to a bit of Bush' * Tigers Tongues are sharper than women's * This is a family show * Donald Trump is another large orange animal * What Donald Trump has for dinner * Eye of the TigerLiam Neeson Interview: * Spielberg hasn't confirmed * With Bill Nighy at the zoo * Germans have silly accents * Glove Actually * Haven't had a woman for over eight days * Four Weddings and a fucking Funeral * Liam Neeson was never in Love Actually* I have a particular set of skills * Can you say prozzies anymore?Blackmilkshake Post of the Week - joke sent in to comedy Facebook page *Not everyone who shites on you is your enemyEnd Credits: Next week a song about 80's erotica * request for Morgan Freeman poems and Kiss and Tell Stories to [email protected]'No animals or copyright were violated during the making of this podcast'Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Morgan Freeman gives his opinion on Matt Barr, the man with the biggest penis in Britain; Honzie delivers April's horoscopes and a racing tip while Ray tells Jorma about his favourite willie: Willie Nelson and an arse ticklers club.
This show is sponsored by James Joyce Irish Pub, Istanbul and Spick And Span Magazine
#ComedySketches #Banter #MattBarr #BritainsBiggestPenis #WillieNelson #SizeIsntEverything #MorganFreeManPoetry #AprilHoroscopes #Honzie #JamesJoyceIrishPubIstanbul #SpickAndSpan #ArseTicklers #JeffWode
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Chinese New Year Of The IstanbullocksSponsored by Spick and Span Magazine: Ray's 80's erotica cupboard and shenanigans in James Joyce Irish Pub, IstanbulMorgan Freeman Poem: Size Isn't Everything - Jeff Wode 'better in their general life and 'he's much better in our sex life and in our general life' - Cat Deeley and Ben Shepherd discuss Matt Barr's Penis - twelve inches - Academy Awards - John Thomas - This Morning TV showIt's not what you've got, it's where you stick it - Talking Istanbullocks YouTube Channel - Kaiden Stokes 'The Really Woke Bloke' video, Gladiator parody videoCelebrity True or False: Willie Nelson's Black Belt * Karate/Kung Fu * Jorma's Willie Nelson in the woods story * A Cross Joint 'what your grandchildren will be smoking in the future' * Roofies and Baileys * 'Willie gets the horn * Shotgun Willie' * 'Willie thinks he's hard' * KY Jelly * who Willie Nelson worked with * 'I love Willie' *ThespiansHonzie's Horoscopes for April: South African bogus astonomer * a rat in my kitchen * horse racing tips * Grand Nation * Gladiator homage * I am Maximus * James Earl Ray * Jack Nicholas vs Jack NicholsonBlackmilkshake Post of the Week - joke sent in to comedy Facebook page * Arse Ticklers Istanbul * Putting a rubber on the end of your stick *End Credits: Liam Neeson interview next week * request for Morgan Freeman poems and Kiss and Tell Stories to [email protected]'No animals or copyright were violated during the making of this podcast'Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The boys delve into the fascinating world of jiggy-jiggy giraffe style; Kaiden Stokes The Really Woke Bloke clashes with a pregnant woman over gender-neutral baby raising; a Cretan bar owner experiments with seaside camel rides; Morgan Freeman talks about the dangers of hayfever and diarrhoea while a man with no balls finds his dream job.
#TalkingIstanbullocks #AreGıraffesGay #GenderNeutralParenting #WokeParody #CamelBeachBar #MorganFreemanPoetry #SneezingWithDiarrhoea #ComedyPodcast #Banter #Istanbulpodcast #WokeBloke #FunnyPodcast
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Liam Neeson reveals his latest screenplay and becomes quite defensive when it is suggested that The Carusos is even remotely similar to The Sopranos despite the blatantly obvious parallels.
Meanwhile, in an animal-themed show, the boys talk ducks' toilet habits, being goosed by a monkey and the lustful nature of lionesses.
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Morgan Freeman shares his disappointment with Turkish breakfasts, Ray takes aim at Jorma's aging process after a knee injury leaves him hobbling. The boys delve into the riveting topics of stalking and the cleverness of crocodiles while music lover Ray appears not to know what a bass guitar is.
Sketch: 'Kaiden Stokes The Really Woke Bloke' tries to report a crime leading to unexpected consequences...
Kiss and Tell: A listener shares a tale of a potential boyfriend who kept spreadsheets on their compatibility, and... her bra size.
Good Skills!
#TalkingIstanbullocks #WokeReportingCrime #OriginalComedySketches #TurkishBreakfast #AgingWoes #StalkingHumour #CrocodileCleverness #ComedyPodcast #SketchComedy
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Morgan Freeman forgets to take his wife on his wedding anniversary trip, and bemoans the cleaning up of Benidorm and laments how Sticky Vicky, the legendary stripper would be turning in her grave about the fact that she couldn't pop those ping pong balls in 2024
Meanwhile, the Welsh BAFTA debate rages on between Ray and Jorma and in the Lickey End Chronicles, Norma doesn't expect that her latest village spat will be adjudicated by none other than John Wayne, The Duke himself.
#comedypodcast #comedysketches #Benidorm #StickyVicky #WelshBAFTA #LickeyEndSketch #JohnWayneParody #MorganFreemanParody #funny #banter #ComedyForOver40s
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Morgan sets the record straight on the Irish PM and does some general housekeeping.
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Join us for the best of high-brow and low-brow humour as Morgan Freedman reads a well-meaning if slightly sexist ode to women. Meanwhile the boys discuss Cockhandler's Magazine - the very best in rooster and poultry care. As the debate rages on about the superiority of Oscars or Welsh Baftas, Donald Trump receives some surprisingly good news from Marjorie Taylor Swift, while Honzie delivers March horoscopes that he definitely has not copied and pasted from a January magazine.
^Comedy #Comedysketches #banter #MorganFreedmanPoetry #HighBrowHumour #LowBrowHumour #LeoVaradkarWife #CockhandlersMagazine #RoosterCare #WelshBaftas #Oscars #DonaldTrumpNews #MarjorieTaylorSwift #MarchHoroscopes #ComedyPodcast #HonziesHoroscopes #GoodSkills
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This week's Talking Istanbullocks has a star-studded lineup and a touch of poetic procrastination.
Liam Neeson's Book Banter: Liam Neeson drops by to chat to Jorma about his latest book, 'That Man', but things take a shirty turn when Jorma draws parallels to a very well-known story. Tune in for the unexpected twists and a bit of literary banter.
Ray's Hemingway Homage: Ray dives into the world of Hemingway, discussing his love of fishing and a unique appreciation for the oldest profession in the world.
Morgan Freedman's Procrastination Poem: resident poet, Morgan, takes the mic to share his latest poetic creation on the art of procrastination. A masterpiece or a procrastination in itself?
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Join us for a blend of celebrity interviews, literary musings, and the very best of high- and low-brow humour on Talking Istanbullocks.
Good Skills!
#TalkingIstanbullocks #ComedyPodcast #OriginalComedyMaterial #Parody #LiamNeesonInterview #LiteraryBanter #HemingwayHomage #ProcrastinationPoem #MorganFreemanpoem #ComedyForOver40s #Misgendering #Prostitutes
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In this episode Morgan Freedman tells us about his erotic holiday gone wrong in Canada with his wife, the boys talk Coronation Street of yesteryear and Ray has his regular 'probing' from the renowned psychiatologist, Dr. Brutus Himmler unfortunately Jorma has forgotten the vaseline but thank goodness for a nice bit of Branston Pickle in the fridge!
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#TalkingIstanbullocks #MorganFreemanPoetry # Comedysketches #CanadianHairRemoval #CoronationStreetNostalgia #Psychiatology #RectalPolygraph #ComedyPodcast #BranstonPickleRemedies #TossingTheSalad
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The boys pay a heartfelt tribute to their DJ hero and inspiration for this show, the legendary Steve Wright. Amid the nostalgia, they take a phone call from a missing colleague who is locked up on Robben Island. Meanwhile, in Lickey End, England's Weirdest Village, Norma's competitive streak results in her arrest after a punch-up with a Liberal Democrat in a village jam-making contest. Laughs, tributes, and unexpected twists await on Talking Istanbullocks!
#TalkingIstanbullocks #SteveWrightTribute #RadioMagic #Banter #ComedyPodcast #RobbenIsland #VillageJamCompetition #ComedySkits #LickeyEnd #ComedyPodcast #JoanORuairc
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In this hilarious Valentine's special, Morgan Freeman's well-intentioned romantic gestures go awry. Donald Trump and Joe Biden's cognitive test rivalry takes an unexpected turd, turn witnessed with horror by Barack Obama and Chris the Dog. Plus, a listener shares a comical tale of still being questioned about a non-existent tryst from 25 years ago with e girl claiming to be allergic to the bery essence of love. Love, laughs, and political pooping await as Ray and Jorma talk the finest Istanbullocks!
#Comedy #TalkingIstanbullocks #ValentinesSpecial #PoliticalShowdown #MorganFreemanMishaps #JoeBiden #DonaldTrump #ComedyPodcast #ValentinesLaughs #Parody #ComedySketches
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Talking Istanbullocks, takes you on a ride where Greg in reception has to fulfil Kevin Spacey’s somewhat ‘unusual’ breakfast requests and our resident poet, Morgan Freedman slickly shifts from civil rights to a lustful political summit. And from political bills to splitting bills, Jorma and Ray debate the economics of meal-deal dating at Wetherspoons – what can you really expect for 9.79? And how important is a plural ‘s’?
Tune in for tulips (or was that two lips), laughter and lust from the world’s favourite comedy variety show in a Turkish pub.
#TalkingIstanbullocks #MorganFreemanparody #PoliticalLust #MichelleONeill ‘EmmaLittlePengelly #DodgyDates #KevinSpaceySketch #RickAstley #RickRolling #ShitsAndGiggles #ComedyPodcast #UnexpectedHumor #ComedySketches #ComedyPoem
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''I remember thinking I was so incredibly special when I was given a ride in Bill Cosby's limo back in 84.''
Morgan Freeman talks internet addiction, King Charles and Meghan find common ground and Ray and Jorma clash over whether David Attenborough is really dead or not and in Kiss and Tell the boys discuss the ethics of Facebook stalking.
#Comedy #OriginalComedy #RoyalFamilyParody #CharlesMeghanHarry #DigitalAddiction #BBCRadioOneHistory #TonyBlackburnCatchphrase, #Banter #MorganFreemanParody #BillCosby
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11pKNKj4uhMSDSZCnAhqIbSref9oYOZmuY8yiqornswY/edit?usp=sharing
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Welcome, Shakers, to a fur-filled episode of Talking Istanbullocks, where the jokes are barking mad
Brace yourselves for a tale of unexpected canine escapades as an Alsatian finds himself in a rather compromising situation involving a sandal. It's a doggie story you won't hear on the evening news.
Love is in the air, but so is mischief. Join us as a woman expecting a romantic blind date finds herself face-to-face with a penniless man and his voracious dog. It's a picnic she won't soon forget!
Morgan Freedman takes the mic to deliver an impassioned poem about a humble delight - fish fingers. Prepare for verses that elevate the frozen delicacy to poetic heights.
The man himself, Russell Crowe, breaks his silence on the shocking use of a deep fake version of him used by a Maltese property company this weel. He vows vengeance, not just in the next life but in this one too. Are you not entertained?
Join us for a howling good time as we navigate through doggie dramas, deceptive deals, and poetic ponderings. It's an episode that promises laughs, intrigue, and a touch of canine chaos.
#TalkingIstanbullocks #RussellCroweScam #DoggieDrama #FishFingerPoetry #PropertyScandal #DeepFakeVengeance #ComedyPodcast #MalteseMischief #MorganFreemanParody #funny
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Enjoy more giggles with Talking Istanbullocks!
Highlights:
Ray's Restroom Rituals: Ray spills the details on his quirky lavatorial habits, from excessive sanitization to creative preparations to dodge the dreaded splashback.
Morgan Freedman's Poetic Slip: A heartfelt yet cringeworthy poem about racial intolerance as he mistakenly assumes Yoko Ono is Korean.
Love and Intrigue: A listener shares a gripping tale of love tinged with suspicion. Is her newfound romance leading her into a drug deal and what do pineapple and unicorn emojis mean?
Film Funnies and French Antics: Ray's film recommendation adds cinematic flair, while Jorma recounts the challenges of playing a sex-pest French soldier in an upcoming Turkish war film.
Horoscopes and Wisdom: Honzie's January horoscopes bring South African charm, and he suggests alternative therapy for women seeking 'self-improvement.' Wisdom or wackiness? Tune in to find out!
Good skills!
#TalkingIstanbullocks #RestroomRevelations #MorganFreedmanPoetry #LoveAndIntrigue #FilmFunnies #SpoofHoroscopes #ComedyPodcast #AlternativeTherapy
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Welcome to the debut episode of Talking Istanbullocks! In this rollicking ride through the world of dating, we've got a lineup that's bound to tickle your funny bone.
Morgan Freedman kicks off the show with a poetic twist. Get ready for "Swipe Left for No," a Tinder-inspired poem that'll make you laugh, cringe, and maybe reconsider your dating app choices.
But that's not all – we're thrilled to introduce a brand-new feature: "Kiss and Tell." Listeners spill the beans on your first-date adventures, and we'll weigh in on whether it's a sweet smooch or a cheeky prank. First up, we have Brian from Spalding, who forgot his date's name but thinks a Starbucks outing might fix things. Will she buy it? We're placing our bets!
And in an unexpected turn, Donald Trump gives an interview to a Norwegian journalist. Curious about how a dog works and why he's chosen one as chief of staff? The answers are as unpredictable as Trump himself.
Join us for laughs, love, and a touch of political paw-spective on Talking Istanbullocks – Good skills!
**#TalkingIstanbullocks #DatingDilemma #KissAndTell #SwipeLeftForNo #TinderPoetry #ComedyPodcast #DonaldTrumpInterview #FirstDateFunnies #MorganFreemanHumor #IstanbulLaughs #PodcastDebut #GoodSkills
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In this festive finale before the grand rebrand to "Talking Istanbullocks," Ray undergoes a Christmas psychiatology probing by none other than Dr. Brutus Himmler. The pressing question: Does Ray need to check back into the clinic after Kevin Spacey and Huw Edwards have checked out? Brace yourselves for the yuletide psychoanalysis that will leave you in stitches.
Meanwhile, our ever-charming cleaner, Greg, reflects on a year rife with bizarre involuntary celebrity sexual encounters with celebrities and takes us time travelling through 2023. Will 2024 bring Greg a different kind of year? All he needs to do is avoid the Roofies and Baileys
The boys delve into the spirit of Christmas, sharing their hilarious takes on the season and Morgan Freedman adds a touch of literary elegance with a seasonal poem about a family Christmas, infusing the episode with heartwarming sentiments and a dash of poetic brilliance.
Join us for the final episode under the Blackmilkshake banner as we bid adieu to 2023 with laughs, revelations, and a touch of holiday cheer. Next year, it's a new era with "Talking Istanbullocks." Stay tuned!
Good skills and Merry Christmas! 🎄✨
#comedypodcast #comedyvariety #comedyforover40s #sketches #christmasspecial #funny #blackmilkshake
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In this special episode, we're joined by the incredibly talented 17-year old singer-songwriter, Michael Moloney. From his debut on the Late Late Show Toy Show at just 14 to sharing the stage at this summer's Electric Picnic, Michael is making waves in Ireland's music scene, while still navigating secondary school.
Michael talks about doing a surprise duet with his hero on live TV, Christmas, and how to balance a musical career with school and he keeps grounded while he soars. and he might even play us a song or two.
#TeenSensation #MichaelMoloneyInterview #MusicJourney #DermotKennedy #TheLateLateShow #PodcastInterview #GoodSkills
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