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🌈The Bi part of the BiPL episode!🌈
For our final episode of Season 1 of Chxdna Cum Chillana Zyaada, we pick up where we left off and countdown our BiPL hotties in the most riddonkulous manner possible.
TBH, we ourselves have been shocked by our own responses. Someone has to stop us!
If you have enjoyed our content, find us on instagram and send us money!
Bi Enbies! See you on the other side!🌈
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On our second edition of MicroChod (a series where we give our fellow queerdos a chance to have their many personalities shine), we speak to a member from the house of TOP (re: Hijri Top ka gharana)! 👅
Stick your tongues out for the very-very lesbianically pansexual powerhouse - Takli Top, distant relative of C3Z's resident PUNdit - Pandit Hijri Top! 👅
We promise you that this demi-autobiographical short story will have you questioning the physics of the world you live in! 👅
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🎉🎉🎉Welcome to our Bi-nniversary episode! 🎉🎉🎉
Yes, It's been 2 years since we began all this fuxkery and in order to celebrate we present to our They-dies & our Gentle-Thems something you would definitely not sexpect from us🍑
On this glorious day, Devil & Belol have decided to start their own cricketing league called BiPL🏏
Now, we are well aware that this is isn't in the realm of our usual topics, but you should know us well by now... We always find a way to make any topic wet with our harshal ki hawas💓
So, with our show Chxdna Cum Chillana Zyaada! Leave us a 5 Star rating wherever you listen to our pod and follow us on the gram here: https://instagram.com/chodnacum_chillanazyaada?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= -
⏳We know you have been impatiently waiting for this one!
🍆Who doesn't like a long and strong, big & thick Jawani ka Lxnd?
🏳️🌈If you don't, then please go get squished in a local train, unless you're a les-behen! 👩❤️💋👩
⭐Also, the least you can do for us is leave us a 5-Star review .... we work really really HARD to bring you this content ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
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If you're anything like Belol, you will find yourself cumpletely lost in the kitchen when on domesdick duties. If you're anything like Devil, you will find that domesdick duties give you an orgasm.
And...
If you're anything like Nutkhut Natalie ... Well, no one is like Nat! She's the 69th wonder of the world and her opinions on domesdick issues of our listeners will leave you wondering what in the world you've just heard!
But then again that's just our show - Chxdna Cum Chillana Zyaada & this episode is not just emblematic of all those words, but it is also problematic. As in it was a bitxh of a problem to edit because of how long (like our willies) and amazing it is. Don't believe us? Hear it for yourself!
HEADPHONES HIGHLY RECOMMENDED (unless you wish to be banned from society)
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You didn't ask for it,
we're giving it to you anyway!
It's called non-consensual content;
that's just what we do!
💊💊💊💊💊💊💊Speaking of whores, this episode has the almost infamous - Randi Govundi,
not to be confused with her slut of a sister Randi Bhiwandi - BTW, which gutter did she fall into and die ... can someone tell us?
So, Rundi Govandi will be joining Devil & Belol in a serious philoSUCKphical debate on:"Who's got better dicks - Chhapris or Chomus?"
If you don't know what those terms mean, don't worry, neither do the (w)ho(er)sts of this podcast,
but do join in as these clueless fucks try to describe the same to one another ✨🚫Please don't follow us on instagram, we hate stalkers: https://www.instagram.com/chodnacum_chillanazyaada/
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While you await the coming of the whorespicious day when the next episode will release; we bring to you the debut of the much awaited sextra special guest Ms. Randi Govandi.
Not to be cuntfused with the eponymous Randi Bhiwandi; Randi Govandi is a whore lot younger and has stories that will make Savita Bhabhi orgasm out of shame.
In this first ever MicroChod episode, we delve deep into murky waters with a mysterious 'Bhabhi'.
New episode cumming out on 6/9/21
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Trigger Warning: People triggered by no trigger warnings can exit the room! 🚪 Today, we're talking about EXES that made us cringe, and since we're THE HOES, we'll be spilling THE TEA across the floor. Grab your self a glass of 🍷or a mug of 🍺 because this episode will make you as wet as us queers! 🌈🌈🌈 Do not follow us on https://instagram.com/chodnacum_chillanazyaada?utm_medium=copy_link and do not watch out for a clubhouse club and room that we won't be hosting anytime soon! 🎧🎧🎧
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And with this we conclude our first batch of the Grindr Hop Series. This one is especially triggering (it literally contains a gun trigger sample). Don't forget to follow us on Instagram for more fun content and watch out for more releases... https://instagram.com/chodnacum_chillanazyaada?utm_medium=copy_link
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We're baaaaaaaack.... with another criminally insane bop from the underbelly of Grindr. Devil & BeLOL are on a mission to hip-hopize the most RidDonkulous bios. This is the 2nd one from the upcumming EP! 🏳️🌈🌈
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Devil & BeLoL at their finest 💥💥💥 #HardcoreMarathaLund is the first track from their upcumming EP .... #HappyPride y'all! 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 Hardcore Maratha Lund, Size 8 Inch Majboot Thukai. Great Stamina; Fuck You! Non-Stop Hour Chodne Baitha Toh Saand Jaise Choddta Hoon. Gaand Mein Ghusne Ke Baad Toh Main Apne Aap Ki Bhi Nahi Sunnta.... Ass Lover, DP Is Mine. NPNR
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🎙️This episode is going to blow your top and your nuts off 🌬️🥜🥜🤯 We tried to make an essentially eduGAYtive episode about sex toys ⚓ but we got too Dickstracted by the🧨 personalities of our special GAYsts - Nutkhut Natalie {he/hers) & Hijri Top {he-he} (who just btw identifies as PanSexual). This is one of those rare episodes where BeLOL {he/chee} is dumbfounded, flabbergasted and scarred beyond belief 🎃 and Devil (she/cher) as usual is here to set fire to rain🔥⛈️. PS - one of the GAYsts has a HUGE crush on the other and Devil is shipping them HARD. (We were rooting for YOU🪵)
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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday C3Z, Happy birthday to you. I went to the zoo, I went to the zoo, I saw an orgasmic orangutan and I thought that it was you........ On the first anniversary of our podcast C3Z aka Chxdna Cum Chillana Zyaada, we present to you a relic of our past. One of the VERY first episode we recorded in 2019 with our close personal friend - Boobita Bali, who's infamous for her SEXPLOITS. Join Devil and BeLOL as they uncover some of anecdotes of having sex in public places and land up scandalizing each other. THE CHEEK, THE NERVE, THE AUDACITY, THE GALL AND THE GUMPTION!
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Booby-Booby-Booby-Booby Boobita Bali, Karde-karde-karde-karde laudon ko khali, Keede-keede kiye toh seedhe bum pe taali, Duniya bole isko Thane ki kothe wali!
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Happy 420 betxhes! 🍀
It is our favourite day of the year and boy do we have a surprise for you! 🌊
Content we thought you would never be able to hear... how queer! Not only is it scandalous but also educational and we can very confidently say, Devil & BeLOL were as wild two years ago, as today! ☠️
Get ready for a super smooth ride of the organised mess that is the life of our two (w)ho(re)stesses with the mostesses!🍹
On your mark, get set ..... SMOKE🚬
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If you thought we had gone away for good then we're are here to tell you that BITXH, you were wrong!
We were merely on a mid-season break to get over the hangover caused by Miss Rona Dhona!But we're back, stronger than ever, funnier than ever (that is debatable) but definitely more SCANDALOUS than ever!
Today's topic - What's your favourite PORN PLOTLINE?
Devil and Belol are at it again! Sit back and relax (with your headphones on, lest you want to suffer the ire of your housemates) as they penetrate deep into a topic they have been wanting to cover for a long, looong, looooooooooong time!
Get ready for some toe-curling tales of their expeditions in to the big bad world of pornographic plotlines!
PS - We are NOT sponsored by PORNHUB but hey, but if you're looking to spice up your ONLYFANS then you can DM us for a Gayllaboration or a Bi-llaboration!Follow us on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chodnacum_chillanazyaada/
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Ajab Gaand ki Ghazab Kahani : Your 2021 Juju
Devil & BeLOL are (bare)BACK with their latest single that was violently rejected by the Grammys. They believe that it's some of their finest work so far and wanted to share it with you with a WARNING to use 🎧 or suffer the consequences of societal judgement!
Here are the 📝 if you ever decide to make the horrible life decision of singing along to this in a karaoke :
Shining in the setting sun like cum upon the ocean, cum and feel me, oh feel me
Standing in the empty stall like a hooker you just picked up,
Cum and fuck me, oh suck me
*oh fuck sorry* cum and suck me
लिया जो तुने मेरा मेरा, तेरा भी dick hard हुआ
तो क्यूं ना मैं भी ले लूं ले लूं, हुआ मेरा भी hard हुआ
टेढ़ा होने लगा हूं, सोने लगा हूं
जबसे लिया हूं
Shining in the setting sun like cum upon the ocean, cum and feel me, hoe feel me
Standing in the empty stall like a hooker you just picked up,
Cum and fuck me (suck me)
Fuck me suck me
Fuck me suck me
Suck me! -
Padi Hoon Main - COVID-19 Navratri Speshul
Devil and BeLOL decided to do something for the greater good of society at large. Hence, this debauchery; we hope you stay negative! 😀 -
You will never guess what happens on this episode!
All we will reveal is that it involves
a fake Grindr profile
and a very prank call!
You put two and 2 together
2 figure out what it could possibly beeeee!
Hear the episode and be proven wrong : P
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OoOooOoh, and we also welCUM our first ever
gaylebrity guest cum nano-influenxa
- Ms. Randi Bhiwandi!
She's a got a mouth on her
and she knows exactly how to put it to use!
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