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Hello from the distant past, where for a moment we know peace.
This week:
Lorne Michaels, knower of stuff about the FCC
A Brazilian psychic says he knows how the election will go and it’s bad
Prince William and his daddy are big strong real estate guys!!
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U.S. listeners… go vote. There’s no joke. Just do it.
This week:
Kamala Harris has a family! Dastardly!
Will and Kate’s quaint lifestyle ten minutes from the castle their family owns
Jesus from Bible did fish stuff!
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Manglende episoder?
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We might just need to rename ourselves the Daily Frail because of all the frail masculinity around here.
This week:
Men who interrupt women are the real victims, actually
Brady Bunch cast member is oppressed because network dislikes her homophobia and friendships with insurrectionists
Meghan Markle is a mass shooter??? (no, she’s not)
We love What A Creep and know you will too, so subscribe wherever you pod. You can find Margo on Twitter/X/whatever @BrooklynMargo, and on Instagram @brooklynfitchick.
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We’re in a perpetual state of “disappointed, but not surprised.”
This week:
A very sad situation punctuated with a very weird TripAdvisor review
The city of Coachella stranded Trump supporters in the desert (they didn’t)
WOKE SCIENTISTS fear CHILDREN MIGHT LEARN FROM BOOKS
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It’s witchcraft (it’s not).
This week:
Liz Jones turns on Meghan Markle after a long, long history of not being a fan of her, actually
King Charles, a very big boy, eats lunch now
Travis Barker’s teen does not know, or care, and honestly? We love self awareness
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We can’t all have giant blue orbs that shine in the moonlight or whatever.
This week:
Melania Trump finally explains the “I really don’t care” jacket, and it is not especially satisfying
Hashtag where’s Meghan is NOT gonna land
Literally a makeup tutorial to steal JD Vance’s look
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Yes, we mention the worm.
This week:
The affair that took media Twitter by storm and made everyone else feel really weird
Tiny piece of chocolate > emotional intimacy. Scientifically!
The many reasons Huw Edwards might not be truly culpable for the heinous crimes he admitted to
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You, too, can pass off unhinged and monstrous behavior as a lifestyle. Please don’t, though.
This week:
Racist conspiracies about Haitian immigrants eating pets are believed, but not by as many people as the Fail thinks
Dave Grohl’s infidelity was actually caused by his wife’s tennis coach
Diddy’s lawyer insists it’s “just a lifestyle,” and she’s glamorous so must be believed.
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“We open with trees and dappled sunlight. Then fails, close-up in all their magical symmetry.”
This week:
Kamala Harris was wearing German bluetooth earrings (nah)
Taylor Swift’s boyfriend is going to endorse Harris/Walz… oR iS hE
The William and Kate video that made everyone go “oh yeah, just like in Gladiator!”
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Today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna fail it back to you.
This week:
Rumors about a Swift-Kelce breakup are serving AI realness (huh?)
The Gallaghers could provide a blueprint for Harry and William to reconcile, or they would if Meghan wasn’t there
Nicole Kidman looks so young, but we’re gonna dance around the reason why and just wink knowingly until it gets weird
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We’re doing fries and fails.
This week:
Intrepid journalism on whether Kamala Harris is a frycook fraud goes, of course, nowhere
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce have baby fever (because babies exist)
Who’s worse, Prince Andrew or [insert pretty much anyone else]
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He’s putting the “respect” in “disrespectful”... yeah, we didn’t think this one through.
This week:
Donald Trump says he’s been working really hard to be respectful of the Obamas
Simone Biles should be more respectful of the estranged birth mother who did not raise her
A mysterious substance is leading to a wave of dementia (it’s COVID and they’re bad at reading studies)
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Fails are in the mail, just like alien mummies 🥰
This week:
Donald Trump has an unhinged conversation with Elon Musk, much is said that does not need to be
MEXICAN CONGRESS ALIENSSSSSSSS
Meghan and Harry are hemorrhaging staff (they are not)
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He’s not. We don’t think that. Please believe us.
This week:
Doug Emhoff had an affair, kind of, but also more than 10 years ago, and it’s tanking the campaign (it’s not)
JD Vance lives out his Entourage fantasies in a super cool way, and the Fail is totally objective about it
Travis Kelce is concerned for his girlfriend, but not enough to come save her from Vienna
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Who’s being weird? Not us.
This week:
Meghan Markle and Kamala Harris are actually the same person! Cool!
Did you know you’re the worst party guest and you’re eating all the canapes?
NOBODY IS HAVING CARNAL RELATIONS WITH A COUCH (we think)
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Let’s be real, it’s the first of many.
This week:
A young Kamala’s “affair” with a “married man” suggests she’s actually just sexed her way to the top (ugh)
Kamala is the descendant of slaves and an Irish slaveowning rapist, which is her fault (and also, why isn’t she acting more Irish)
Ella Emhoff hates her stepmother (she does not) and has body hair (as all humans do)
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Please. We’re begging. Won’t someone help with our coats?
This week:
It’s time to feel bad for (checks notes) a Hillsong pastor
Running misleading, outdated information about the shooter who tried to kill a former president, because why not?
Camilla struggles with her coat and watches cows bang. Her husband is also there!
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Oh, to be on a patio in Mallorca. This week:
Who’s to blame for our current political climate? MICHELLE OBAMA OF COURSE
Prince Harry wins an award for serving the veteran community, like a real asshole
An insight into the mind of cheaters, courtesy of Ashley Madison
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Maura apologizes for the leafblowers who decided to set up shop outside her office window, in the desert, wHERE THERE ARE NO LEAVES TO BLOW This week:
Jill Biden is pulling all of the strings of the worst marionette anyone’s ever seen
A decisive ruling on what nonbinary and trans athletes should be allowed, and which ones Megan Rapinoe secretly hates
Meghan Markle gives terrible gifts, except she doesn’t, but we needed to talk about her so
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Meghan is a bad bad mean lady :(This week:
When Taylor met with Prince William and his kids, it was actually a jab at Meghan and Harry? Somehow?
Meghan’s dad is very sad and confused as to why he’s estranged, does not do introspection about this
A sex expert says women should stop having so many FEELINGS and just wait for engagement before having sex
Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.Join us on Patreon (patreon.com/dailyfail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.
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