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Sorry about all these Game of Thrones spoilers but Davi has a new theory and it might just save your career! Maybe you're not paying enough attention to the watercooler chats and social cues. Maybe you should be watching those new hit shows that got all your coworkers and friends talking! Maybe it's time to dissect some of their favorite characters. Why? Because you're missing out on some important information by not knowing:
(1. Who they think they are) - AND - (2. Who they think YOU are)
and your job may depend on it! After all, you can't be an Arya if they hired a Podrick!*
Next time someone says;
"You're such a Charlotte!" or
"You're a total Shoshanna" or
"You know who you are? 100% a PODRiCK."
Enjoy the seemingly innocent workplace communication! But don't forget to use *Davi's Law to evaluate and proceed. Remember, "What do we say to the God of [Career] Death? Not Today!"
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Hindsight will often show you that women's intuition is a powerful thing. Blair and Davi have learned to start trusting those lady-guts. They're right a lot! Today on Davi The ScapeGOAT, they'll discuss 9 Women Who Were Right & (unfortunately) Suffered For It. These are women who spoke up and told the truth about mistreatment and they were called "toxic", "crazy", "lying", "irrelevant", "sluts" and "witches" for it.
Did they get their justice? Or are they just another scapegoat in history?
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On this day two years ago. our podcast was born! It's time to celebrate our little podcast as she enters her "terrible twos"! Davi The ScapeGOAT will discuss what we've learned, how we've grown, and getting her voice back despite the backlash. She'll break down some of that diabolical corporate-speak, like what they REALLY mean when they say "choose your battles". Blair Crimmins is back and wants to talk about the REAL New Davi, maintaining credibility, breathing easy, and quality over quantity in your work.
Beware the women who quickly become foot-soldiers for the patriarchy! They'll have you questioning everything. Like; is telling the truth really worth all that ugly fallout?
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We're back on the front porch with Davi The ScapeGOAT and Blair Crimmins! Have a sit in your nearest rocking chair, relax, and they'll tell you a scary story about a married couple that was together for so long they started to look alike! But did they really resemble each other? Or did they just pick up a few of their spouses mannerisms? Or was the nurse at the dermatologist just trolling them extra hard?
There are some habits Blair and Davi have adopted from each other that they like - and some not so much. Let's talk about healthy skepticism, why some men are obsessed with humbling women, and the difference between "they're fucking with me" and "they're just messing around". + Blair teaches us how to respond vs. react!
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It finally happened - Blair packed his bags and he's leaving! Time to talk about long distance lovin' with all it's trials, tribulations, and frienemies! How many people have rooted for your relationship to fail? Or say it's only succeeding because "you're never around each other"? Why do people cringe at your meet-cute? Why do people gotta throw shade at your good times? And what does it say about THEM?
They say "behind every successful man is an encouraging woman - and behind every successful woman is a cheating man." When you get two entertainers somehow making it work in a relationship, it tends to be a mystery to those around you. So Davi and Blair are answering your questions on HOW they make this team work! With stories about gigging at the zoo and what kinda music Giraffes like to listen too + Blair gives sports analogies while Davi gives Dog Show analogies. But through it all they'll explain why a competitive "team", both professionally and romantically, is toxic. So, BEWARE out there!
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Pop a squat here on the front porch of Haus Crimmins! In this episode, Davi & Blair in rocking chairs will discuss rejecting your ego for the "greater good". Sometimes being a quitter requires some painful self-awareness! Shout-out to Joe B, you enjoy that crap and nap, buddy!
Sometimes you just gotta say "NOPE. I QUIT. This is impacting my energy negatively!" Like over-plucking your eyebrows in 2004 - yikes! Or subjecting yourself to the manipulations of arguing with a narcissist - yuck! Or having no response for those adult bullies that "neg" you constantly - ew! Davi strives to be a bigger quitter while Blair is annoyingly tenacious. So let's debate the things worth quitting! like being "ON TREND" and trying to "out-beige" each other....bleh!
Time to talk about the hyper-focus on women and their facial fashions! We've seen some people overdo a look while some vibe perfectly with their "Fashionable Caterpillars". Per current trends, we appear to have conquered our "Eyebrow Blindness" as a nation. But another sinister facial fad is entering the scene - who could it be? Davi & Blair will discuss on this episode of Davi The ScapeGOAT!
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Davi and Blair are bringing sexy mobile recording rig back to the backyard of Haus Crimmins! Blair has had a few recent revelations about being an "aging rockstar" and is here to drop some knowledge about practicing, preparing, pivoting, and being PRO-AGiNG. It's about taking control of your life for you!
Meanwhile, Davi has a completely different perspective on aging. She's "ageless" and maybe you should be too! They'll discuss Anti-Aging advertisements for men vs. women and how lamenting youth is useless! They'll ask the question on everyone's mind, "Am I secretly a werewolf eating villagers in the night or is this just how my face looks now?" And to the folks that say "Money doesn't buy happiness" lemme just try it for a second!
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Davi takes another walk with the official ScapeGOAT "Positivity Coach", Prisca! The ladies discuss new relationships, love unrequited, loss, and grief. They'll discover our newest personal monster, The MOTH Man! Watch out for those bugs that are out to steal your light! Plus, the current dynamic they're HATING but weirdly impressed with, which celebrity they'd be a foot-double for, They'll help you translate those "backhanded compliments", what people really mean when they say you're "intimidating", and teach you how not to be a target ever again! And medical mysteries that got the girls accepting friendship applications from any interested listeners!
Davi and Prisca are taking to the streets to remind you; just because you've only had broken doesn't mean you only deserve broken. And if you can still love those that don't have the ability - imagine what you can do for someone that loves you back! Stop being so hard on you. You deserve more AWWW and gentleness from yourself today!
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We're continuing our walk with the official ScapeGOAT "Positivity Coach", Prisca! The ladies are back to bring us this breath of fresh air podcast episode on a creativity walk through Atlanta. Prisca has discovered more loving care for herself and her creative process - and you can, too! She'll introduce us to her latest read, 'The Artist's Way' by Julia Cameron. This book will bring you new healthy habits and unlock your creative process that has been lying dormant for so long. It's time to STOP waiting around for excellence and just GO for it!
Prisca and Davi will share all their own indecisive-inner-turmoil and constant questions;
Am I "overthinking" or just seeing more clearly? Can we invoice those that are living rent-free in our head? Can Parents get a "HELL YEAH" for their creations? Are you kinda fascinated by cubicles too? Do you apologize to your journal for writing mean things? What happens when your Champions become your Monsters? Are they stealing your light? Who do you need to MOONWALK AWAY from today? Are they watching you a little too closely? Do you choose fight, flight, freeze, or FAWN ON iCE?! Is that your conscience or your WOMB talking? And Prisca has a certain set of rusty tools and skills ... have you had a tetanus shot?
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Our "Positivity Coach", Prisca, is taking Davi on a neighborhood walk among the cracked and broken Atlanta sidewalks today! Will we learn the difference between what is "positive" and "toxic positivity"? Have you ever been addicted to the challenge of turning the hater? Is it time to celebrate forgetting certain anniversaries? Is it time to celebrate being "too sensitive"? Is that ringing in your ears intuition or tinnitus?
If you're feeling the guilt that comes along with setting boundaries and healing, Prisca brings you the "Elevator Analogy". And Davi has a message for all those "bullying is my love language" people. Ruminate on it!
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Let's give this podcast some fresh air! Davi and Blair take the mobile rig to the "whimsical" backyard of Haus Crimmins. Let's discuss big butts and their self-defense benefits! Do you have "intrusive thoughts" or cautious thoughts? Do the neighborhood cats think you're a God...or an idiot? Do you think people still ask Richard Gere about the gerbil?
In this episode we'll learn about The Butt Cheek to Hole Ratio, A shocking and heartbreaking discovery is made when we find out Blair is 100% All ButtH*le while Davi keeps a rusty, backup husband in the garage. And what may be the MOST RELATABLE QUESTION of all time; "If I fell on it... would you believe me?"
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Davi and Blair are back in the ScapeGOAT studio to continue part 2 of the discussion "Has Therapy Language Jumped the Shark?" Blair gives us his expert opinion on this mental health awareness phenomenon as they continue to read from 'Therapy Speak': Is It Healthy Or Is It Being Weaponized? by Doctor of Clinical Psychology, Perpetua Neo.
Should we be using more "Animal Psychology" to explain inequity at the office? Because that new hire just did a fancy little dancey for the bossman and now he got your promotion and they're golfing besties. Let's roast gaslighting, authenticity, authentically being LiT from all the gas in your house, and avoiding those that collect the vulnerable in a sanctimonious display of "look at my new little freak! i got one!"
What if your mediation is just plotting? What if your being diagnosed by a non-medical professional? What if your team is starting to feel a lot like that family in 'Saltburn' ? What if you're storing trauma in your hips and he's storing trauma in his fists? And how come country folk be all zen af? Let's talk about it!
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WARNING! It's being weaponized in your home, your relationship, and your workplace! We need to talk about the double-edged-sword that is "Therapy Speak". Blair and Davi will discuss 'Has Therapy Language officially "Jumped the Shark" and their own personal experiences with the trend. Also, what the hell does it mean to 'jump the shark' anyhow? Blair will tell us of the olden days of "Happy Days" and Davi will give us some updated sayings for us to use when our entertainment chooses to "Drop the Ice Cream Cone" or "Sting the Thomas Jay". Ladies, are you storing all your "trauma" in your hips? They told me to do yoga about it but naaamaste-traumatized and go get me a ZENsation Zalad instead.
They read over 'Therapy Speak': Is It Healthy Or Is It Being Weaponized? by Doctor of Clinical Psychology, Perpetua Neo.
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Let's get real! Let's dig deep! It's a FAMiLY MEETiNG where our hosts Davi & Blair Crimmins' dark secrets come to the light! Davi has an embarrassing confession about the classroom prep she did for Blair and if you thought THAT was bad, just wait until you hear Blair's confession to Davi. "It's SERIOUS!"
Are you suffering from "Brain Rot" or is it genetics? Ever woke up from an accident with a whole new special set of skills and interests you never knew you had? Blair teases for us the tale about the time he had a great fall and all of Grady Hospital put him back together again! And another thing...why is Humpty Dumpty always portrayed as a dapper egg? They never actually say that he is an EGG nor what tax bracket he's in to be dressed so sophisticated. Loitering on a wall, midday, with no health insurance? No, I don't want no scrubs! 🥚
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Today in the ScapeGOAT studio we're talking RUNAWAY stories with Blair Crimmins! Everyone has a runaway story. Maybe you had minimalist dreams of a nomadic lifestyle, all your belongings within a handkerchief on the end of a lil' stick. Or maybe you once picked up on a vibe, trusted your intuition, packed a bag, and did a FULL King Curtis impression down the driveway as you exited the situation. Blair and Davi will discuss their personal runaway experiences from childhood to adulthood, the fig newton diet, partake in a roger miller sing-a-long, and give tips on what to pack and what NOT to pack. Probably don't need to bring the "4 Player Minimum Board Game"
Davi corrects Blair on an outdated term but he doubles down because you know what? It's time to "bring it back". How come men are called "realists" while women are called "pessimists"? Maybe it's time for you to become the villain they always wanted you to be! Maybe you're due for a good adulthood run away, a move on, or a quit? Like most ScapeG.O.A.T. episodes, we find the positive in the GREATEST runaway story turned hostile workplace metaphor OF ALL TIME! Remember, sometimes you have to reach your dreams to find out they're actually trash that's weighing you down.
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Today we're back in the ScapeGOAT studio with Moote and he's requesting a posthumous digital "clean up crew". What secrets are you hiding? What do you want to be hiding? A secret family, perhaps? Proof of your embarrassing first date at Home Depot? Were you the schoolyard magician or were you just a bully? If all the world's a wrestling ring, are you a heel or a hero? And Davi demands we all Vote NO to 'Cute Kid Privilege' at the Renaissance Festival joust this year - because she's had enough!
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Moote got lost on his way back to ScapeGOAT studios and in this episode he'll come to terms with his extreme GPS reliance. Let's discuss the trauma response of not asking for clarity, freezing up in social situations, and making the uber driver your bestie. Davi and Moote got a HOW TO be the productive WFH spouse, navigate the dumbest marital arguments and triggers, recovering from the disgusting rentals we lived in, and much more! But seriously... why curtain when blanket?
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Today in the ScapeGOAT studio, Davi and Blair Crimmins are WOmanifesting! It's like MANifesting - but a lil more bitchy! Hope you don't mind if they start to sound a little crunchy, granola, "woo-woo" with all this hippy talk. There seems to be a lot to unpack here after their life-changing trip to Mazatlán, Mexico for the total eclipse of the sun. Does the path of totality bring good fortune? You be the judge!
Davi wants Blair to bring back this phrase from their early days of dating. They reminisce on the time she had to 'Harry and the Hendersons' a waitress to save their marriage. They'll discuss the massive difference in how men and women argue. Can you help Davi figure out how to make the ADHD work FOR you instead of against you again? They'll discuss the biggest bummer of homeownership, stopping Davi from reading the comments, and keeping good vibes while we say "Goodbye" to our Italian Cypress trees with a SPOT ON impression of those spicy meatballs!
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Today on Davi The ScapeGOAT our cohost Moote asks the real deep questions... "If you could go back in time - Would You Punch You in the Face?" The friends reminisce on self-frustrations, lessons learned, and the most awkward stand up comedy moments. As Moote prepares for his new show, Davi wants to teach him how to stay on top of current trends. The pair discuss their weirdest For You Page discoveries. It's time for us all to accept the fact that "If your FYP is gross then SO ARE YOU."
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Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to welcome into the ScapeGOAT studio for the first time ever, Brian Moote! He's still alive and kicking, despite a recent loss - a feeling Davi knows all too well! Radio has, once again, killed the radio star!
Moote will show us how to conquer being killed off with positivity and laughter! They'll discuss the dwindling industry, missing radio regulars, and the toxicity of surrounding yourself with "yes men". How do you stay true to yourself when the corporate monster hires you for your unique talent and perspective, then immediately tries to change you? And what's more AMERiCA than saving the stoned guy stuck in the elevator? 🇺🇸
Davi and Moote discuss it all AND where you can find him and his new show!
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