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Is it humanly possible to find and unbiased jury for Trump? Who just discovered you can't threaten public officials to their faces without consequences? What will an entire generation of female athletes have to do to fix women's sports? What does Bridget have saved for the apocalypse?
0:00 - Troll Indicted
4:03 - F*ck Around And Find Out
7:01 - Patriarchy So Crafty
9:56 - Weather
10:56 - Siri, Please Take My Life
13:17 - BON CHARGE
14:34 - Dumpster Diving
17:39 - Breaking Bridget
22:16 - Phetasy News
22:46 - The Internet Is Glorious
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A lot of on-the-fly changes on this one.
New episode of Dumpster Fire will launch Sunday 4/21/24
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Manglende episoder?
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All the promises the politicians are making in order to stay in power, the Juice is no longer loose, being Moon Pilled and Bridget's strange visceral hatred.
0:00 - Old-In-Chief
5:42 - This F*ckin' Guy
10:44 - Sheath Underwear
11:54 - Cool Science Sh*t
20:02 - Weather
20:24 - You're Not Crazy
22:00 - Gen Z Discovers
24:50 - HaHa Hot Sauce
25:44 - Dumpster Diving
30:16 - Breaking Bridget
40:02 - Phetasy News
42:04 - The Internet Is Glorious
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The most perfect description of an Erehwon you’ve ever heard.
New episode of Dumpster Fire will launch Sunday 4/14/24
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Elon's Neuralink goes live, the only proper use of "they/them," JK Rowling should be President of the World, and Bridget reminisces about Mad Dog 2020.
0:00 - Chickens Come Home To Roost
5:48 - My Nemesis Is At It Again
7:42 - WOMEN!
9:25 - RIP Lizzo
11:26 - What Is Happening?
14:20 - Weather
14:47 - BON CHARGE
16:07 - Parade of Morons
19:45 - Gen Z Discovers
21:30 - Dumpster Diving
22:32 - Breaking Bridget
27:06 - Phetasy News
29:07 - The Internet Is Glorious
Watch the full Normal World Neuralink sketch featuring Bridget -
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Finally, the proper use of they/them!
New episode of Dumpster Fire will launch Sunday 4/7/24
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Trump's bloodbath comment taken out of context, Dylan Mulvaney's song celebrating toxic female tropes, the endless news cycle around Kate Middleton, all to distract us from the war on small business as explained by Carol Roth.
0:00 - Troll-In-Exile
4:37 - Conspiracy Theories We Can Get Behind
9:49 - WOMEN!
13:06 - Sheath Underwear
14:12 - Patriarchy So Crafty
19:22 - Weather
20:04 - What Is Happening
24:55 - Factor & BON CHARGE
27:33 - Gen Z Discovers
29:32 - Dumpster Diving
31:28 - Breaking Bridget
42:56 - Phetasy News
43:56 - The Internet Is Glorious
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Dylan Mulvaney, Kate Middleton & Bowser
New episode of Dumpster Fire will launch Sunday 3/24/24
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How much trouble did Bridget get in over Sydney Sweeney's boobs? Did Trump bribe the Supreme Court with Never Surrender Hightops? What will the name "Dr. Jill's Milk Cannons" be used for? Has the Unwokening begun?
0:00 - WOMEN!
8:15 - Old-In-Chief
9:49 - Troll-In-Exile
11:39 - Get Rekt China
15:37 - Sheath Underwear
16:38 - Chickens Come Home To Roost
18:35 - Weather
18:59 - Never Woke Enough
20:13 - The Unwokening
23:29 - BON CHARGE
24:39 - Dumpster Diving
26:06 - Breaking Bridget
30:04 - The Internet Is Glorious
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What's bad for America is great for Dumpster Fire. Tucker Carlson discovers poor people stuff. A 90 year old volunteer is fired because of pronouns. Bridget is the Basic B*tch of the Culture Wars.
0:00 - Introduction
0:52 - Capitalism Always Wins
6:51 - We're Living In A South Park
14:14 - RIP/BDE
15:32 - Important Stories We're Ignoring
16:28 - Sheath Underwear
17:29 - Never Woke Enough
19:48 - Weather
20:15 - Siri, Please Take My Life
25:40 - Manscaped & Factor
27:57 - Beyond Parody
30:34 - Dumpster Diving
31:45 - Breaking Bridget
37:32 - Phetasy News
38:50 - The Internet Is Glorious
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So many rants, so little time.
New episode of Dumpster Fire will launch Sunday 2/25/24
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The Adult Baby Diaper Lover community is getting a spa. Tucker Carlson gets burned by Putin and gets a new nickname from Bridget. Taylor Swift is a deep state plant. And Gen Z discovers loud budgeting.
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0:00 - Introduction
0:50 - What Is Happening?
4:54 - Join Phetasy
5:57 - America's Too Fat For A Civil War
9:25 - Sheath Underwear
10:25 - Russia So Russian
15:05 - Sprained My Eyes
19:18 - Capitalism Always Wins
22:46 - Weather
24:13 - WOMEN!
26:12 - We're All Gonna Die
28:02 - Gen Z Discovers
30:17 - Dumpster Diving
32:41 - Breaking Bridget
37:55 - Phetasy News
40:00 - The Internet Is Glorious
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The diaper people are coming.
New episode of Dumpster Fire will launch Sunday 2/11/24
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Is it gonna be Trump v. Hillary again in 2028 in the election loop that will never end? Has anyone ever heard of NACs? How badly is the National Independent Contractor decree going to f*ck you? Will Bridget finally admit this is a news show?
0:00 - Introduction
1:00 - Electile Dysfunction 2024
11:16 - Parade of Morons
14:35 - Sheath & CrowdHealth
16:50 - Important Stories We're NOT Ignoring (But Everyone Else Is)
25:46 - Weather
26:55 - BDE
28:40 - Dumpster Diving
31:17 - Breaking Bridget
39:52 - Phetasy News
43:10 - The Internet Is Glorious
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Links:
Whitney Webb Article - Wall Street’s Takeover of Nature Advances with Launch of New Asset Class
Carol Roth Article - A grassroots victory against Wall Street and green tyranny
AB5 Employment Result
The Independent Contractor Rule goes National
Kevin Kiley on Walk-Ins Welcome - AB5 Going National Will Be A Disaster
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Do you know what NACs are? Bridget tries to explain.
New episode of Dumpster Fire will launch Sunday 1/20/24
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What were the global repercussions of shutting down Pedo Island? Should blocking traffic to the airport be a federal offense? How dark can our dark jokes get? What would Bridget do with a trillion dollars?
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0:00 - Introduction
1:14 - Troll-In-Exile
4:47 - What Is Happening?
11:56 - Epstein Didn't Kill Himself
15:46 - Chickens Come Home To Roost
18:35 - Get Rekt, China
20:48 - Sheath Underwear & CrowdHealth
23:17 - Weather
23:38 - Patriarchy So Crafty
24:29 - Dumpster Diving
25:42 - Breaking Bridget
29:50 - Phetasy News
31:20 - The Internet Is Glorious
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What would Bridget do with a trillion dollars
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Does the Harvard hypocrisy never end? Who doubted Kid Rock would go back to Bud Light? Is Hunter Biden single-handedly propping up the sex trade industry? Who's going to buy Bridget the physical Trump Trading card?
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0:00 - Introduction
0:31 - Troll-In-Exile
4:38 - Join Phetasy
5:58 - Make Orwell Fiction Again
7:16 - Hypocrisy On Fire
11:10 - Sheath Underwear
12:14 - Capitalism Always Wins
16:05 - Weather
17:17 - CrowdHealth & How Rico Saved Santa
19:26 - No End In Pandemic
22:04 - Ye So Cray-Ye
22:57 - Gen Z Discovers
26:00 - Dumpster Diving
30:18 - Breaking Bridget
36:20 - Phetasy News
39:08 - The Internet Is Glorious
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Meet Bridget’s alter-ego Denise.
The final edit will drop Sunday 12/17.
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Do we need more chainsaw-wielding politicians? Is everyone in IT a furry? Did Snoop Dogg make us all look like fools? Is Elon Musk no longer Bridget's nemesis?
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Chapters:
0:00 - Introduction
0:34 - Make Orwell Fiction Again
5:14 - BDE Award
7:42 - Electile Dysfunction 2024
16:01 - Sheath Underwear
17:10 - Everything Is Racist
19:03 - What Is Happening?
20:00 - Weather
20:43 - My Nemesis Is At It Again
24:02 - The Night Rico Saved Santa & CrowdHealth
26:06 - Capitalism Always Wins
28:07 - Gen Z Discovers
31:01 - Dumpster Diving
33:43 - Breaking Bridget
38:23 - Phetasy News
40:21 - The Internet Is Glorious
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