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Nigel is back in London speaking with Producer Matt about his time away from the pod and what he's been up to! They dive deep into tales about 11 hour taxi journeys, Matt playing against a team of refugees and Nigel's experiences so far living in LA.
*apologies about the sound quality in this episode. As explained on the pod only one microphone was picked up for some bizarre reason. *Producer Matt hangs his head in shame*
0:00 - Nigel has moved to LA and was cancelled in China
10:12 - Nigel is then cancelled for Uncle Roger jokes about Cambodian food and taking an 11 hour taxi ride!
19:03 - Producer Matt's short film has finally been playing at film festivals and reading Nigel's birth chart
28:41 - Nigel and his girlfriend are papped on the London underground
35:44 - Producer Matt plays football against a team of refugees
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It's the last* podcast and Nigel brings with him his anxieties about the growing influence AI has over the human experience. Elsewhere Producer Matt speaks about his move to Bournemouth, his upcoming stay on a super yacht and he reveals that his short film Caterpillar has secured its world premiere (yay).
*at least for a little while lol...
0:00 - Why Nigel isn't scared of AI
9:11 - Producer Matt is staying on a super yacht for a stag do and Nigel has some suggestions on how to make it "not lame"
19:10 - Nigel enquires about Producer Matt's use of the Luton Van and wants to know more about his recent move to Bournemouth. He also speaks about his craving for chicken balls in Tokyo.
29:31 - How being a faux food critic has meant Nigel is very strict with his diet during the day so he can eat what he likes at night. Nigel also self diagnoses himself as being Autistic.
40:33 - Nigel recently went to a "rap show" to see bbno$ and his desire to be seated instead of standing has confirmed that he is indeed getting older.
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It's been a minute since the last podcast! Has much happened in the intervening period? Well Nigel began filming on the second series of his show "East Mode", Producer Matt sold his flat and is nearing moving date but most importantly Nigel is now monogamous.
0:00 - Nigel is in a monogamous relationship! Editing on the comedy special is nearing completion and will be landing soon.
11:00 - Working with sensitive actors, will LA turn Nigel woke and why old men can get away with hitting on younger women.
17:00 - Producer Matt has sold his flat and is trying to rope his friends into helping him move, this is something Nigel is vehemently opposed. Why Producer Matt is proud of preparing to drive a “Luton” van.
26:00 - Nigel reveals that his Mom and Dad both had eleven siblings (11!?!) and goes on to speak lovingly and not at all inappropriately about his Grandparents sex lives.
32:00 - Nigel is enjoying dipping his toes into the acting scene and confesses the he actually received an applause break after one of his scenes!
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Condolences to the victims and their families of the Monterey Park shooting. You can donate to a gofundme setup to help the families here: https://www.gofundme.com/f/monterey-park-lunar-new-year-victims-fund
0:00 - Talking about the tragedy in Monterey Park and why Brandon Tsay deserves a blue tick on social media.
12:35 - Happy lunar new year and why Nigel doesn’t like Scandinavia plus Producer Matt shows off his pyroclastic flow knowledge and takes umbrage with the viewers opinions on how long a dog can be left.
23:45 - Discussing Everything Everywhere All At Once Oscar Nominations, getting old Asian’s therapy and Nigel worries about some of his tendencies.
29:45 - Nigel and Producer Matt are going out for Lunar New Year and it’s Matt’s first experience of it! Matt worries about any traditions he may not be aware of while Nigel lambasts him for his over exuberance to “be a good asian”.
36:30 - How Nigel knows that Matt is “broke”, mirror chat and Matt questions why he isn’t allowed to wear his Doc Martens inside Nigel’s home.
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THE PODCAST IS COMING TO AN END… in a few months as Nigel announces his upcoming relocation to Los Angeles! So strap in for the final episodes of the Haiyaa podcast and let's make it the best closing run ever seen from a podcast. Write to us with your funny stories or favourite highlights from the podcast to [email protected] or leave a voice note to the Haiyaa podcast Instagram (the link is down below)
With that out of the way…
Nigel takes Producer Matt and Gemma to his favourite Omakase restaurant in London and trick them into trying Cod Sperm. Surprisingly delicious! Elsewhere Nigel describes his longing to be a “Chad” and reveals why he wants to date a woman with left wing morals but right wing aesthetics.
0:00 - The Haiyaa Podcast will be on hiatus when Nigel moves to LA and reassures Producer Matt it isn’t because of his workmanship that he is leaving.
10:38 - Nigel is worried he will turn into an “LA” type, wand update from Producer Matt and why it was Nigel’s fault he only last two days before breaking dry January.
19:46 - Nigel shames a white couple for eating edamame in an Omakase restaurant, Producer Matt opens up about his Pseudodysphagia, Nigel yearns to be a “Chad” one day.
32:07 - Producer Matt and Gemma try cod sperm with Nigel and after Matt takes Nigel to a traditional British pub for pints and crisps. Nigel clears up some controversy about a recent comment he made abut a Thai street vendor in an Uncle Roger video.
42:00 - Nigel reacts to a recent Vice debate video and why he hopes nobody ever posts “So Brave” under a selfie of his…
50:00 - The return of responding to Listener emails!
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Happy New Year viewers & listeners of the Haiyaa Podcast! Welcome to 2023 where Nigel’s American friend discovered the British supermarket meal deal, Producer Matt is gifted a very special wand (wingardium leviosa not levioSAR) and Nigel stumbles on a ridiculous way to try and be seen quicker by Doctors in the Emergency Room.
0:00 - Nigel presents Producer Matt with a belated Christmas present and Nigel had an American friend come to stay.
6:53 - British holidays compared with American vacations and Nigel questions why Producer Matt has chosen to do dry January (which was broken that evening when they went for dinner because Nigel bought the wine and Producer Matt knew he would regret not having a nice glass of red with their Spaghetti Carbonara)
13:25 - Nigel has started hypnotherapy! Producer Matt reveals the former gladiator he watches perform gong therapy on Instagram.
20:35 - Boston friend visited Nigel over the Christmas period and when they visited a spa there were some gender politics at play when deciding who should have the male and who should have the female massage artist. Nigel also reveals why massage parlours offering female happy endings would be a terrible business idea.
27:15 - Cost of living in America compared to the UK and his Boston friend discovers the fables British supermarket meal deal for £5 and Producer Matt ponders when did the UK become a third world country…
39:00 - Nigel had to go to a British hospital on a public holiday and it didn’t go to plan. He also discovered he’s one earache away from turning into a right wing shock jock.
49:40 - Instead of privatising the NHS Nigel has this wild theory so people get seen by doctors quicker…
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Coming all the way from New York City Nigel and Producer Matt talk all things white privilege at immigration, predicting the virility of male "swimmers" based on gut feelings and Nigel reveals how he is feeling now he has reached the end of his USA leg of the Haiyaa World Tour.
Thanks for watching and supporting the Haiyaa podcast in 2022 - we couldn't do it without you!
0:00 - Producer Matt chose to watch soccer in New York and why Producer Matt’s wife likes Nigel
9:48 - The white privilege of immigration at airports, Nigel’s experience being detained for further questions despite having a visa and discussing which race they would both be if they were reincarnated
19:15 - Nigel roasts Producer Matts hometown Bournemouth and implores him to move to Bali instead. Nigel’s f buddy was doing a reset while staying in New York.
29:57 - Nigel wants to create the “Asian” version of the xmas film “The Holiday” and Nigel ponders the question… how else do you kill time if by not having sex.
38:30 - Why Nigel has a soft spot for rich white people and Producer Matt’s “gut feeling” that his sperm is going to be high performing. Nigel also reflects on the US leg of his World Tour ending and celebrating a year of Haiyaa podcast.
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While in Houston Nigel caught up with YouTube chef and all around nice guy Joshua Weissman. They discuss Joshua upbringing and how Nigel can tell he "didn't grow up with money", why Jeffrey Dahmer could have been saved if he was handed a frying pan and Joshua's passion for water.
0:00 - Joshua’s background and the peculiar gift he wanted for his birthday as a kid
7:10 - Why Nigel thinks Jeffrey Dahmer should have been a chef and Nigel’s ideal brothel…
17:07 - Why Joshua feels bad for Jamie Oliver, how Nigel can tell that Joshua didn’t grow up with a lot of money and Nigel reveals how bringing up prenups is seen as taboo.
30:13 - Joshua explains why he is a water connoisseur and Nigel makes his case for why a little segregation is a good thing and will stop white people dying from skin cancer.
43:20 - Why Joshua farts on planes and Nigel thinks a passenger disgruntled by a Joshua fart killed his wife. Also the guys discuss the work ethic culture in the states compared to the UK.
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Nigel and Producer Matt come to you today from a studio in Miami Beach and they have lots of stories from their adventures including Nigel’s most tragic rejection, hanging out in a cabana and Producer Matt speaks about his gambling addiction.
0:00 - Nigel’s biggest rejection to date for the most absurd reason you’ve ever heard. Guaranteed.
7:00 - Staying at the Fontainebleau Miami Beach and Producer Matt feels guilty for feeling rough on the day of recording.
17:52 - Why strangers like speaking to Producer Matt and being hit on at the pool.
27:30 - Nigel finds out some juicy gossip about himself and his ex wife and his recent date tried to unlock his phone while he was sleeping.
42:18 - Producer Matt opens up about his gambling addiction and Nigel reveals how he in his own way isn’t supporting gambling companies.
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Nigel welcomes Edward and Sheldon from the Toronto based YouTuber group CantoMando and they have a no filter chat about dating, YouTube and everything in between.
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0:00 - CantoMando explain their viral video “Visiting The Most Racist Town In America”
7:00 - Edward and Sheldon explain their recent experience playing in the Simu Liu charity basketball game and being blocked by professional basketball player Jeremy Lin.
15:10 - CantoMando came to Nigel’s show and talk about their favourite jokes from the set and why the best therapy is comedy.
33:19 - How Edward and Sheldon met their girlfriends and how to NOT get friendzoned.
46:30 - Why Nigel has learned from reading Rilke and Nigel is curious to know if Edward or Sheldon’s partners ever get jealous of attention they may get from other women.
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Nigel has embarked on the final leg of the Haiyaa World Tour and is finally able to visit wonderful Canada! He has also brought out Producer Matt for a podcast recording in Toronto where they went for an eventful night out in Chinatown and Matt convinced an ex convict to subscribe to Haiyaa.
0:00 - Producer Matt is five hours delayed and was worried when the Pilot told everyone to “Trust me, it’s safe” which is also what Nigel used to tell women he was dating.
8:30 - Nigel gave Producer Matt a shout out at his show to which Producer Matt was typically British about. Nigel has a new way to get around having to fiddle with condom packets.
17:48 - Nigel filmed with the CantoMando YouTubers based in Toronto and moans about the poor job Brits did of bringing back beautiful women when they colonised the world.
25:45 - Nigel and Matt went for a night out in Toronto, why Nigel won’t date 20 year olds anymore and Matt tried to discover some blackmail material from one of Nigel’s college roommates.
33:39 - Matt should be given a raise for convincing strangers to subscribe to the podcast including one ex convict he did shots with!
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Nigel recently hosted an autumnal soirée at his home in London and invited his closest friends and colleagues including Producer Matt who has all of the insider gossip from a lovely evening of fantastic food, great company and lots and lots of boooooze.
0:00 - Nigel and Producer Matt show off shiny new merch and Matt admits to SOMETIMES leaving Nigel on read. Nigel hosts a soirée at his home.
8:05 - Nigel cleared the air with Producer Matt’s wife Gemma at the party by apologising for all the talk about prostitutes. Nigel explains why he has invested in paintings by L.S. Lowry but Matt prefers David Hockney.
15:27 - Examining the differences between Nigel’s soirée and a British house party. Turns out there are a lot of them! Nigel also explains why it’s fun to label people.
29:00 - Gemma admits to potentially making Producer Matt’s life hell if they break up and Nigel has a theory to go with this. At the soirée Nigel learns the environment in which Producer Matt edits the podcast.
43:00 - Nigel reveals some anecdotal experience he has of going to British house parties aka “shit British flat” parties. Why Nigel wishes his soirée’s would turn into orgy’s. Write in if you know how to make that happen to [email protected]!
52:00 - Mini hair transplant update.
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He’s done it! Nigel has arrived back from Manchester after having the much anticipated hair transplant. While recovering from the procedure Nigel went to the Peak District with his family who have been visiting and they went to see The Lion King.
0:00 - Nigel speaks candidly about his hair transplant procedure.
11:00 - Nigel imparts some marital wisdom to Matt and is doing the hard sell for getting a hair transplant.
19:00 - Nigel and Producer Matt will record a podcast with the crazy spider lady and Nigel makes the distinction that surgeons shouldn’t make noises while operating that they wouldn’t make in the bedroom.
25:00 - Producer Matt meets Nigel’s family and witnesses first hand where Nigel gets his roasting skills from…
35:45 - Nigel takes his family to the Peak District and why they were missing Malaysian food and shorter meal times.
44:00 - Nigel and his family go to see The Lion King at the West End and Nigel identifies Disney’s new marketing technique.
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Nigel has flown Producer Matt to beautiful Amsterdam and these are their stories from an eventful night walking along the red light district and smoking at a coffeeshop. Elsewhere Her Majesty The Queen has passed away. What implications will this have on Matt’s work ethic and what does Nigel think about these developments… you’re about to find out!
0:00 - Matt takes Nigel to a restaurant in Amsterdam and they explored the red light district. Matt found it “surreal”
9:25 - Nigel and Matt were offered drugs and the Haiyaa podcast marks the passing of Queen Elizabeth II
19:25 - Nigel tried to be culturally sensitive by checking if Matt was still happy to work while mourning the passing of his monarch. Matt trolled Nigel in the process!
30:00 - Nigel’s new mantra is “Be Hard and Smart” and it relates to bargaining with sex workers. It’s also the piece of advice he wants to pass down to his children.
46:40 - Spider Lady follow up! Nigel is in for an amazing surprise from the latest DM to land…
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In a jam packed episode of Haiyaa pod Nigel and Producer discuss their upcoming trip to Amsterdam, Nigel has booked in his hair transplant. And the floodgates have opened with reference to fans of the podcast wanting to be Nigel’s instagram ho’s. (What a sentence that is)
0:00 - Nigel and Producer Matt are visiting Amsterdam together soon!
8:13 - Nigel wanted to drop in and see Matt at the End Of The Road festival last weekend but is very glad he didn’t…
16:20 - Nigel is the Asian Larry David and had a funny encounter with a tailor when trying to get his trousers shortened.
37:30 - The next step in Nigel’s hair transplant procedure. The date has been booked!
46:00 - Nigel has a new perspective on veganism and thinks most British people should consider it.
51:00 - Nigel’s Instagram Ho Of The Week featuring a Spider Queen! #NIHOTW
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Nigel discusses his current plans for a hair transplant and berates Producer Matt for going to yet another music festival! Matt also played matchmaker when he paired up Nigel with a fan of the podcast for a date.
0:00 - Nigel will record a podcast the same day as his hair transplant and Producer Matt has been to another festival.
7:00 - What it's like to plan for a hair transplant and why Canada are holding Nigel's world tour hostage.
16:40 - Nigel goes on a date with a fan of Haiyaa Podcast and Matt was the matchmaker. They also speak about their upcoming trip to Amsterdam.
29:20 - After a blood test Nigel is told to try and bring his cholesterol down to reduce the chance of diabetes and Nigel has an existential epiphany.
38:35 - Nigel meets a show off from Essex who's Range Rover was broken into and needed his help.
45:10 - Listener email trying to prove to Nigel that there are other examples of race mixing which are cute as well as Indonesia/Dutch!
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Nigel and Producer Matt catch up on Nigel's recent holiday where the friend he had travelled with was horrified by the jokes on the previous Haiyaa podcast! Nigel has realised that to find true love he must either hide his podcast or be totally upfront about his sense of humour...
0:00 - Producer Matt's shitty thumbnails and potentially starting a Haiyaa podcast patreon account
8:37 - Is it weird that Nigel has women's beauty products in his guest bathroom?
15:02 - What Nigel must do to not die alone
27:00 - Nigel falls out with his friend while on holiday
32:30 - Nigel's dentist keeps rescheduling his appointments
39:00 - Getting lazer eye surgery and a hair transplant at the same time implies a mental breakdown
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Nigel is back in London with Producer Matt and is well rested from his holiday in Mykonos! But before going to Mykonos he decided to buy a £600 pair of sandals to fit in with the rich white people. This week Nigel also did some filming with Gordon Ramsay!
0:00 - Nigel and Producer Matt are on a 3 video demonitized streak and vow to end it this podcast.
7:07 - Nigel did some filming with Gordon Ramsay!
15:01 - Nigel met Gordon’s daughter Tilly and loved his G Wagon car.
23:24 - Buying Hermes sandals for Nigel’s Mykonos trip
36:00 - Mykonos stories and why Nigel is so pleased he isn’t allergic to rich people stuff
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This week Nigel speaks with former Japanese AV star Maria Ozawa! They chat EVERYTHING about her career to date, it's a fascinating chat and we hope you enjoy it.
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Big thanks to Tokyo Comedy Bar for letting us film there, go check them out if you live in Tokyo: https://www.tokyocomedybar.com/
0:00 - Nigel and Matt preamble and Nigel STILL doesn't have his Canadian visa.
4:53 - How Maria was introduced to the Japanese AV industry
15:00 - Maria came to watch Nigel's show in Tokyo and Maria's history owning different bars
26:00 - Nigel wants Maria to marry one of her elderly bar visitors
35:00 - What it's like to date as an AV star and she describes what her DMs are like
47:30 - Nigel and Maria's experiences with acting and Maria reveals her overall thoughts on her time as an AV star.
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Nigel and Producer Matt are reunited as Nigel returns home from the Australia, New Zealand and Japan leg of his world tour! Nigel wants Matt to work more after his recent trip to Glastonbury festival and is frustrated with the work ethic of British people in general...
0:00 - Producer Matt’s punishment for going to Glastonbury and getting Covid is wearing Porn Hub merchandise.
11:00 - Nigel thinks UK Music festivals are attended by predominantly white people because everybody else is working!
21:00 - Producer Matt had covid and couldn’t work but Nigel’s builders got covid and came in anyway - why won’t British people work!
28:01 - Nigel had a great time in Japan and also discovered that Japanese men don’t go down on women.
38:40 - Why Nigel is taking Top Gun Maverick principles and using them in his own videos. If Tom Cruise was British all the stunts would be CGI so he doesn’t have to work.
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