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  • (No, that wasn't a fart at the beginning. That was the boat.) AND...be sure, if you're in the St. Pete area on Saturday, to join the "Jacie Sails Return" party at Chattaway in St. Pete from 4:00 to 6:00 p.m. Stay tuned to the audio podcast, any change will be posted there! (Hopefully there will be none. But..."What could possibly go wrong?")

    NOTE: Chattaway is a cash-only establishment. But the have an ATM inside if needed...which *usually* has cash in it.

    (I've been posting daily on this return cruise to Patreon, which is about all I can manage with these large hops, boat maintenance/repairs, etc. If you're interested, you can join the How Not To Sail Patreon Crew here.)

  • Just sharing the good news...

    Thanks as always to our How Not To Sail Patreon Crew...! Your support (as you can imagine) is more important than ever right now.

  • Manglende episoder?

    Klik her for at forny feed.

  • Wherein I decide I need to do something to save the boat, and...maybe it's not gonna work out.

    Show Notes The Latest on Jacie Sails

    Sadly, no news is…no news. There have been no confirmed sightings. However, I will post updates whenever there are any to hownottosail.com/update. (That link will always point to the page with the latest info.)

    Atlanta Meetup This Saturday

    Okay, the Atlanta meetup will be this Saturday, from 1-3pm ET at:

    57th Fighter Group
    3829 Clairmont Road
    Atlanta, GA 30341
    (770) 234-0057

    Everybody is invited. Special swag for Patrons. And something for everybody. Bring a friend…hey, I’m not buying!

    Help Keep How Not To Sail Afloat

    As I said in the midroll, How Not To Sail ain’t going anywhere any time soon. But obviously the work is gonna be even more challenging. So if you want to help keep the podcast on the air, you can do that for as little as $3 a month. I appreciate ya!

    Thanks to Able Seaman Dave from the Dumbing It Down With Dave podcast…and (breaking news!) our newest-minted Sailing Master Tal! (Who just leveled up from Boatswain: not necessary, but much appreciated, Cap’n!)

    And wait…wait! Just now: also a big thanks to our newest Boatswain Steve!

    Thank You, USCG!

    Speaking of appreciation, I want to take a minute to thank the awesome folks who serve in the United States Coast Guard. It is they who have given me the confidence to sail around South Florida this last decade.

    We’ll be hearing from a couple of the crew probably in the next episode (unless this is a three-parter…I’m not sure yet); but meanwhile, a special thanks to:

    BM2 Ethan Kast (OOD)
    BM2 Anthony Diggle (Boarding Officer)
    BM3 Billy Stone (Coxswain)
    BM3 Gianna Bracone (Boarding Officer/ Navigator)
    FN Reilly McCarthy (Engineer)

    Also, a shout out to Petty Officer Nicholas Strasburg in Public Relations, for allowing me to interview BM2 Anthony Diggle and BM2 Ethan Kast. Thank you!

    Were you a Patron at the Annapolis meetup? Send me your address!

    If you’re a Patron who was at the Annapolis meetup while I was out looking for my vessel a couple of weeks ago, please email me your mailing address (at [email protected] or via the contact page, so I can send you your t-shirt.

    All Episodes Now On YouTube

    So, besides optimizing the RSS feed, I’ve caught up all the episodes on the How Not To Sail YouTube channel. (I think!)

    Unless I’m having a senior moment, all future episodes will automatically be posted to YouTube as audio with a static image. But if I have an episode where there’s video content as well, of course I’ll post that one. It’s like Forrest Gump’s box of chocolates. And of course, I may have some video-only content on YouTube, like the live update I did recently.

    How Not To Sail on Mastodon

    How Not To Sail is now on Mastodon…Check it out!

    How Not To Sail on RSS

    And for any of my fellow nerds who use an RSS reader to check out the news and blogs and such, you can follow How Not To Sail that way as well. More info at HowNotToSail.com/rss.

  • I’m on the way to move my vessel…and hope to see you on the other side, in Annapolis. (Where we’ll be having a meetup with ALL listeners.)

  • Season 3 Party recap and Grand Prize drawing. “Live”…ish.

    Show Notes (and Python code for the raffle, in case you're a nerd) at HowNotToSail.com/62

    Patreon

    Yes, you can join the Patreon crew and help keep How Not To Sail afloat (plus get way cool perks) for as little as $3 a month.

    Help Spread The Word!

    Looking for a way to help spread the gospel of How Not To Sail? (First of all, THANK YOU!)

    You can find a number of easy ways to help spread the word—many of them 100% free—at HowNotToSail.com/help

    How Not To Sail Email Newsletter

    Join the How Not To Sail email list and get the almost-sorta-biweekly newsletter at HowNotToSail.com/email

    Get The Book

    Want to enjoy your boat, visit awesome destinations, and skip the stress? Then be sure NOT to use any of the "handy tips" mentioned here.

    Author, sailor, and host of the How Not To Sail Podcast Bradford Rogers shares with you some of his easily-won but hard to forget advice with equal measures of wide-eyed befuddlement and extra-dry humor. (Shaken AND stirred.)

    Buy How Not To Sail at HowNotToSail.com/book

    Music

    What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor? (Traditional) - performed by Bradford Rogers and Peter Suarez

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  • Because what could be better than an *audio* tour of the boat?

    Party RSVP Link: https://hownottosail.com//party

    Patreon

    Yes, you can join the Patreon crew and help keep How Not To Sail afloat (plus get way cool perks) for as little as $3 a month.

    Help Spread The Word!

    Looking for a way to help spread the gospel of How Not To Sail? (First of all, THANK YOU!)

    You can find a number of easy ways to help spread the word—many of them 100% free—at HowNotToSail.com/help

    How Not To Sail Email Newsletter

    Join the How Not To Sail email list and get the almost-sorta-biweekly newsletter at HowNotToSail.com/email

    Get The Book

    Want to enjoy your boat, visit awesome destinations, and skip the stress? Then be sure NOT to use any of the "handy tips" mentioned here.

    Author, sailor, and host of the How Not To Sail Podcast Bradford Rogers shares with you some of his easily-won but hard to forget advice with equal measures of wide-eyed befuddlement and extra-dry humor. (Shaken AND stirred.)

    Buy How Not To Sail at HowNotToSail.com/book

    Music

    What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor? (Traditional) - performed by Bradford Rogers and Peter Suarez

    ⚓️

  • Wherein we discover our prop has fallen off, search for said propeller, and discover a fun new method of travel upon the water. Show Notes at https://hownottosail.com/60

    Patreon

    Yes, you can join the Patreon crew and help keep How Not To Sail afloat (plus get way cool perks) for as little as $3 a month.

    Help Spread The Word!

    Looking for a way to help spread the gospel of How Not To Sail? (First of all, THANK YOU!)

    You can find a number of easy ways to help spread the word—many of them 100% free—at HowNotToSail.com/help

    How Not To Sail Email Newsletter

    Join the How Not To Sail email list and get the almost-sorta-biweekly newsletter at HowNotToSail.com/email

    Get The Book

    Want to enjoy your boat, visit awesome destinations, and skip the stress? Then be sure NOT to use any of the "handy tips" mentioned here.

    Author, sailor, and host of the How Not To Sail Podcast Bradford Rogers shares with you some of his easily-won but hard to forget advice with equal measures of wide-eyed befuddlement and extra-dry humor. (Shaken AND stirred.)

    Buy How Not To Sail at HowNotToSail.com/book

    Music

    What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor? (Traditional) - performed by Bradford Rogers and Peter Suarez

    ⚓️

  • Wherein I have another senior moment about how long it takes to get somewhere in a sailboat; learn a How Not To Sail 101 lesson about using my eyes; and I may or may not have bumped into the dock in Bradenton. With good reason. With me are “The Admiral” and Jay Elmore, who provides the color commentary.

    See the Show Notes at HowNotToSail.com/59 ...we got photos from this episode, a craptastic map, and more!

    Patreon

    Yes, you can join the Patreon crew and help keep How Not To Sail afloat (plus get way cool perks) for as little as $3 a month.

    Help Spread The Word!

    Looking for a way to help spread the gospel of How Not To Sail? (First of all, THANK YOU!)

    You can find a number of easy ways to help spread the word—many of them 100% free—at HowNotToSail.com/help

    How Not To Sail Email Newsletter

    Join the How Not To Sail email list and get the almost-sorta-biweekly newsletter at HowNotToSail.com/email

    Get The Book

    Want to enjoy your boat, visit awesome destinations, and skip the stress? Then be sure NOT to use any of the "handy tips" mentioned here.

    Author, sailor, and host of the How Not To Sail Podcast Bradford Rogers shares with you some of his easily-won but hard to forget advice with equal measures of wide-eyed befuddlement and extra-dry humor. (Shaken AND stirred.)

    Buy How Not To Sail at HowNotToSail.com/book

    Music

    What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor? (Traditional) - performed by Bradford Rogers and Peter Suarez

    ⚓️

  • In this episode, we finally get the boat out of the marina, have a bizarre interaction at a drawbridge, worry about a loose alternator belt, wonder if there's any oil in the engine...and maybe go aground in the Intracoastal Waterway (ICW).

    Patreon

    Yes, you can join the Patreon crew and help keep How Not To Sail afloat (plus get way cool perks) for as little as $3 a month.

    Help Spread The Word!

    Looking for a way to help spread the gospel of How Not To Sail? (First of all, THANK YOU!)

    You can find a number of easy ways to help spread the word—many of them 100% free—at HowNotToSail.com/help

    How Not To Sail Email Newsletter

    Join the How Not To Sail email list and get the almost-sorta-biweekly newsletter at HowNotToSail.com/email

    Get The Book

    Want to enjoy your boat, visit awesome destinations, and skip the stress? Then be sure NOT to use any of the "handy tips" mentioned here.

    Author, sailor, and host of the How Not To Sail Podcast Bradford Rogers shares with you some of his easily-won but hard to forget advice with equal measures of wide-eyed befuddlement and extra-dry humor. (Shaken AND stirred.)

    Buy How Not To Sail at HowNotToSail.com/book

    Music

    What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor? (Traditional) - performed by Bradford Rogers and Peter Suarez

    ⚓️

  • In this episode I prepare to go on a cruise down the coast...but a new wrinkle threatens not only the cruise, but also the future of the boat. Show notes: https://hownottosail.com/57

    Patreon

    Yes, you can join the Patreon crew and help keep How Not To Sail afloat (plus get way cool perks) for as little as $3 a month.

    Help Spread The Word!

    Looking for a way to help spread the gospel of How Not To Sail? (First of all, THANK YOU!)

    You can find a number of easy ways to help spread the word—many of them 100% free—at HowNotToSail.com/help

    How Not To Sail Email Newsletter

    Join the How Not To Sail email list and get the almost-sorta-biweekly newsletter at HowNotToSail.com/email

    Get The Book

    Want to enjoy your boat, visit awesome destinations, and skip the stress? Then be sure NOT to use any of the "handy tips" mentioned here.

    Author, sailor, and host of the How Not To Sail Podcast Bradford Rogers shares with you some of his easily-won but hard to forget advice with equal measures of wide-eyed befuddlement and extra-dry humor. (Shaken AND stirred.)

    Buy How Not To Sail at HowNotToSail.com/book

    Music

    What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor? (Traditional) - performed by Bradford Rogers and Peter Suarez

    ⚓️

  • Wherein I finally get back to the boat...and discover some "wrinkles."

    Get The Book

    Want to enjoy your boat, visit awesome destinations, and skip the stress? Then be sure NOT to use any of the "handy tips" mentioned here.

    Author, sailor, and host of the How Not To Sail Podcast Bradford Rogers shares with you some of his easily-won but hard to forget advice with equal measures of wide-eyed befuddlement and extra-dry humor. (Shaken AND stirred.)

    Buy How Not To Sail at HowNotToSail.com/book

    How Not To Sail Email Newsletter

    Join the How Not To Sail email list and get the almost-sorta-biweekly newsletter at HowNotToSail.com/email

    Patreon

    Yes, you can join the Patreon crew and help keep How Not To Sail afloat (plus get way cool perks) for as little as $3 a month.

    Help Spread The Word!

    I’d love it if you could please share How Not To Sail with your Twitter followers. Click here to post a tweet!

    If you dug this episode, head over to Podchaser and kindly leave a review and follow the show!

    ...or as always, just tell a friend! Thanks!!!

    Music

    What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor? (Traditional) - performed by Bradford Rogers and Peter Suarez

    ⚓️

  • I found someone to make the insurance-mandated repairs in the slip. But did it work out?

    Get The Book

    Want to enjoy your boat, visit awesome destinations, and skip the stress? Then be sure NOT to use any of the "handy tips" mentioned here.

    Author, sailor, and host of the How Not To Sail Podcast Bradford Rogers shares with you some of his easily-won but hard to forget advice with equal measures of wide-eyed befuddlement and extra-dry humor. (Shaken AND stirred.)

    Buy How Not To Sail at HowNotToSail.com/book

    How Not To Sail Email Newsletter

    Join the How Not To Sail email list and get the almost-sorta-biweekly newsletter at HowNotToSail.com/email

    Patreon

    Yes, you can join the Patreon crew and help keep How Not To Sail afloat (plus get way cool perks) for as little as $3 a month.

    Help Spread The Word!

    I’d love it if you could please share How Not To Sail with your Twitter followers. Click here to post a tweet!

    If you dug this episode, head over to Podchaser and kindly leave a review and follow the show!

    ...or as always, just tell a friend! Thanks!!!

    Music

    What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor? (Traditional) - performed by Bradford Rogers and Peter Suarez

    ⚓️

  • Big fun (can you hear the sarcasm?) with a required 10-year survey. Who knew there were so many things wrong with my boat?

    Wanna help spread the gospel of How Not To Sail? Here's a link with a few suggestions, most of which cost nothing. Zero. Zilch. Nada.

    Music

    What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor? (Traditional) - performed by Bradford Rogers and Peter Suarez

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  • Join me as we reveal YOUR winners!

    Wanna see the video version? CLICK HERE. (I expect this may not stay on YouTube forever…for reasons I mention in the outro.)

    Show Notes Why these DINGHY Awards™?

    Glad you asked.

    As I mentioned in Ep. 51, I was racking my brain to figure out which bucket of haphazardly-organized audio source material I should turn into the fifty-first episode…when suddenly it hit me:

    Hey, I’ve done a s— ton of work to birth these first fifty episodes. As we get into a new year with bright prospects, why don’t we celebrate a little?

    And once I got going on it, it really got the creative audio juices flowing.

    Why not make it sound like a real awards show like the GRAMMYs®, I thought?

    …so I got into my REAPER audio software and got cookin’…

    I even made some wax-sealed envelopes—not just for our two other presenters, but for me.

    What can I say? That’s just how I roll sometimes.

    How did I select the winners?

    In short…I didn’t.

    Here’s how the winners were selected:

    You voted. I counted ’em.

    (Of course, the “accounting firm of Dewey, Cheatham & Howe” is—hopefully—fictitious, and the “Special Merit Awards” are just great excuses to recognize cool people. But in those four categories nominated in Episode 51, it’s very simple. You voted, I counted. And THANK YOU for voting!)

    The results should be visible later today at the above link. (I *think* I set them to become visible by 12:30, right after the premiere…but who knows?)

    Sondra and Jimmy’s Blog

    I mentioned in the podcast about Sondra’s blog about their current journey….which is totally making me jealous!

    https://sondrawinter.wixsite.com/in-the-lee

    Patreon

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    Read a Good Book Lately?

    Want to enjoy your boat, visit awesome destinations, and skip the stress? Then be sure NOT to use any of the “handy tips” mentioned here.

    Author, sailor, and host of the How Not To Sail Podcast Bradford Rogers shares with you some of his easily-won but hard to forget advice with equal measures of wide-eyed befuddlement and extra-dry humor. (Shaken AND stirred.)

    Buy How Not To Sail at https://amzn.to/3zZEXX3

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    Vote Us Up!

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    If you dug this episode, head over to Podchaser and kindly leave a review and follow the show!

    …or as always, just tell a friend! Thanks!!!

    Music

    “The Supermarket Theme” licensed via Music Vine

    “Mojacari” licensed via Music Vine

    “The Spirit Of Champions” licensed via Music Vine

    …and others not requiring attribution. (I generally like to recognize free music contributors, even when attribution isn’t required. But if I paid to use it…well, I’ll mention if I have time.)

  • First of all... Come by the meetup this week! (Details in the podcast.)

    In this episode, we find out what happened with the boat (and our house) during Category 3 Hurricane Idalia.

    Patreon

    Yes, you can join the Patreon crew and help keep How Not To Sail afloat (plus get way cool perks) for as little as $3 a month.

    Get The Book

    Want to enjoy your boat, visit awesome destinations, and skip the stress? Then be sure NOT to use any of the "handy tips" mentioned here.

    Author, sailor, and host of the How Not To Sail Podcast Bradford Rogers shares with you some of his easily-won but hard to forget advice with equal measures of wide-eyed befuddlement and extra-dry humor. (Shaken AND stirred.)

    Buy How Not To Sail at HowNotToSail.com/book

    How Not To Sail Email Newsletter

    Join the How Not To Sail email list and get the almost-sorta-biweekly newsletter at HowNotToSail.com/email

    Help Spread The Word!

    I’d love it if you could please share How Not To Sail with your Twitter followers. Click here to post a tweet!

    If you dug this episode, head over to Podchaser and kindly leave a review and follow the show!

    ...or as always, just tell a friend! Thanks!!!

    Music

    What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor? (Traditional) - performed by Bradford Rogers and Peter Suarez

    ⚓️