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TODAY: We visit X, the website for dads clapping-back at their daughterâs tik toks to watch a bitcoin breakdancer explain why he abandoned his family to be the oldest competitive funky white guy in the country
AND we dive into COWORKER COREâthat special blend of memes and music posted by the work acquaintance you made the mistake of friending on Facebook.
We look at the rightwing memes posted by one of Alexâs coworkers and discover a completely fake but trending story about Biden granting migrant slaves to families willing to house them. âYou canât make this sh*t upâ
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TODAY: Marjorie Taylor Greene defends alleged pedophile sex trafficker Matt Gaetz, threatening to release ALL ethics investigations if Republicans don't ignore Gaetz's, MAGA responds: "We love your veiny c*ck, MTG!"
PLUS: More MTG as she uses Laken Reilly's killer's conviction as a rallying cry for mass deportations. We discuss the right's (historic) tactic of using female victimhood as a vehicle for fascism and discuss the ways racial grievance politics obscure actual class relations.
FINALLY: A "Never Trump" republican Fox Business host reveals that President Elect Trump consulted BlackWater exec Larry Fink about his Treasury Secretary pick (complimentary), and dissident anti-woke patriots share confusion about very basic class relations.
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TODAY: We say goodbye to a normal world as the show initiates the Peak Season Option and goes patreon-only for the rest of the year. (patreon.com/miniondeathcult)
ALSO: Bernie Sanders betrays the left by working to lower credit card interest rates... with Trump??
PLUS: "Anarchist" and Libertarian arguments for supporting these major financial institutions
FINALY: US Postal Workers are in the middle of "contract negotiations" in which their abysmally weak union wants them to accept a ~1% pay raise and further entrenchment of horrible working conditions.
We discuss some of those working conditions, discuss an active Vote No campaign, look back at the history of successful wildcat strikes and the possibility of one today, and address the continuous propaganda campaign against these workers and the USPS as a whole.
Music:
Kid Killowat- The Scope
Enumclaw- Change
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TODAY: We start with beautiful, confusing comments from the Minion Death Cult YouTube comment section (like and subscribe)
THEN: Some Democratic voters turn to conspiracy theory after the fallout of Harris's presidential loss. Did you know Elon Musk is a billionaire with multiple government contracts...?
PLUS: The grotesque menagerie of cabinet appointments announced by past and future president Trump leads the dissident right to proclaim "finally, the adults are back in charge."
ALSO: The myriad ways in which "anti-war" Trump supporters are dove-washing the explicitly pro-war, neoconservative officials with whom he surrounds himself.
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TODAY: We check out the right-wing reaction to Trump's win which is unfortunately hyper-fixated on assault, and ponder the hetero-flexibility that occurs in politically destabilized zones.
PLUS: Trump voters' daddy issues are still on display, this time via the Man Shed facebook page
AND: Staten Island Ferry workers' contract win + backpay enrages New York Post, commenters, twitter hashtag lawyers.
Music:
Purity Filter - Wisteria Awakens
Artificial Brain - Graveyard of Lightless Planets
Tony Williams - Fred
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It's so Joe-ver. Sorry for the late release folks. Busy week. We're the aftermath of Democrats' disastrous presidential campaign and faced with another Trump presidency
We review the Democratic party's strategy and figure out which scapegoat will allow us to learn nothing from this historic event.
Were Democrats too nice to latinos? Did they not sufficiently support Israel? Did they not gestate enough republican never-Trumper egg sacs? What is going on??
Also: The voting public's desire for "change" from a two-party system that only moves rightward, hemorrhaging working class voters but still winning the union vote, and a Democrat who helped Biden screw up the Afghanistan withdrawal figures out the real problem: trans kids on sports teams.
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It's that time of years: Election Day. And what an election it's been. We give the official MDC presidential prognosis (Both candidates will save democracy) and dive into the Trump campaign's truly bizarre endgame strategies.
Micro-targeted racism to Puerto Ricans, a spiteful McDonald's shift, handing your ground game off to Elon Musk who tells everyone your presidency will result in necessary hardship and a market crash, and many more incredible tactics.
Music:
Tyler, the Creator - Darling, I
Wachita China - BLOCK 47
Blood Incantation - Hidden Species (Vitrification of Blood pt. 2)
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TODAY: We're lamenting the existence of woke halloween decorations and mourning the loss of REAL halloween decorations (witch, skeleton, pumpkin) and we get some feedback about our criticism of the PEDOPHILES FOR HARRIS WALZ halloween sign.
PLUS: Trump gets a mean racist to open for him at Madison Square Garden, and several (Puerto Rican) Trump fans finally find the limit of their intolerance.
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Itâs time. In honor of this special episode we turn to the namesake of this podcast and perhaps the root of our twisted timeline: da minions
We reflect on the 7 years of this show and recount some personal experiences with minions before diving into the stunningly revealing 2010 film.
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Music:
Cursed - Reparations
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TODAY: we're back after a brief illness/forgetfulness break to talk abut political halloween decorations, both good and bad, and why putting a giant "PEDOPHILES" sign on your lawn might not be the best way to own the libs.
ALSO: Trump ACTUALLY works at McDonalds, which means so much to the average worker, unless you're making fun of him in which case it was actually a savvy move to troll Kamala Harris (?)
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TODAY: Tony's in Seattle and Ani's in the studio with us as we sneak in an episode of Last Responders--Tony's miniseries covering the woke, body-horror, copaganda smash-hit 911: Lone Star.
On Season 4 Episode 13, feminist, metrosexual Fire Captain Strand (Rob Lowe) finds himself in a love triangle with the wealthy baddie he's been dating and her surprise husband with whom she has an "open" marriage.
A couple confrontations and several grievous bodily injuries later we find the cucked husband may not be as happy in his role as he seems.
ALSO: Dispatcher Grace is having trouble forgiving her father's infidelity, but can the power of christ help her suppress these concerns?
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Music:
Ahmad Jamal - I Love Music
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TODAY: we look at Elon Muskâs human-assisted robot of the futureâthe thrill of a personal servant with none of the visible poverty.
AND: We look at the happy dullards who adamantly believe Teslaâs Optimus is operated by AI. If this robot could actually feel it would k*** itself from second-hand embarrassment
ALSO: We look at the positive effects of the California fast food minimum wage and the conservatives who refuse to believe the data.
Wages are up and prices are flat⊠but at what cost?
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TODAY: We examine the new bipartisan Democratic party and express our gratitude for Kamala Harris' Republican-filled advisory group
AND: A german Opera that's so feminist it has dudes admitting to being nazis on Facebook
Finally: a certain Governor gets too nasty with it, leaving people to wonder if she was evoking catholicism.
Music:
Machinegirl - Athoth a Go! Go!
Concrete Winds - Chromium Jaws
Leon Thomas - MUTT
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TODAY: Alex is joined by Jacob Morrison of the excellent Valley Labor Report to discuss the recent Longshoremen strike, their tentative agreement after winning higher wages, and the continued fight for the future of their jobs.
Was the strike a nefarious pro-Trump worker action meant to make the Democrats look bad?
Is the based right wing going to last a nanosecond before demanding union workers be fired?
Will these overpaid, lazy workers ever stop being unfairly exploited by their wealthy union leaders?
All this and more on today's episode
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TODAY: A far-right school board installs windows in a Pennsylvania middle school bathroom at the suggestion of Christian legal council, is met with strong public outcry for some reason
AND: A metal fest tries to get attention by âbookingâ Kyle Rittenhouse as a guest, promptly loses the only bands youâve ever heard of from the lineup. The promoter tells haters they will never be as punk as the troops.
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Music:
Git Some - Always The Hard Way
Blood Incantation - The Message (Tablet II)
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TODAY: We're joined by Ben Clarkson and Matt Bors, authors of the comic series Justice Warriors, to promote the second installment: Justice Warriors: Vote Harder.
We talk to them about their satirical, dystopic world of government-operated killdozers collecting rent and taxes from the slums and protecting the insulated Bubble City, a paradise of diversity and tolerance and entertainment.
ALSO: 5 University of California campuses receive their yearly shipment of killdozers...er less-than-lethal military policing tools. Seems like college kids have all the fun.
PLUS: In red states where the pledge of allegiance is mandatory for students, the "bill of rights" forces them to allow parents to opt out of their child reciting the pledge. One of these permission slips goes viral and confuses a million angry Facebook users.
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TODAY: We discuss Schrodinger's Hurricane: both "overhyped" and suspiciously strong... and re-live the wonderful stages of being wrong on the internet
ALSO: We enter the conservative world of getting mad:
1. When the government tries to regulate vital supply chains
2. When your girlfriend engages you romantically after a so-called "girl's night."
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Music:
Mogwai - God Gets You Back
Alchemist feat. Larry June - Details
MF Doom - Strange Ways
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TODAY: We tag along with the Anonymous Collective Facebook page as they fight against wind powered energy, vegetarianism, the Democratic Party, and put the fix on English soccer league matchesâall from the comfort of Nigeria.
ALSO: Mark Robinson, Trumpâs âMartin Luther King on steroids,â flames out in his candidacy for North Carolina Governor when his old porn messageboard posts become public. Will his juices be too funky for The Old North State?
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TODAY: We cover the Teamsters Unionâs Presidential Non-Endorsement and discuss the support for Trump among the rank and file and the various inane arguments in favor of the Republican candidate
ALSO: Trying to turn fellow Teamsters away from the Republican party while avoiding regime change from the K-Hive
PLUS: Kamala proves her American bone fides by fantasizing about killing a home intruder on Oprah, but is she willing to leave her home booby trapped 24/7 in case of undocumented immigrant assailants?
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And join Alex for an evening of Means TV comedy on 10/10 programmed by director Chris Bell featuring Anarcho-dad sketch comedy, maniacally bloody music videos, investigations of 16-bit communal spaces, stoner professor instruction on meme creation, and greasy weirdo talk shows
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Music:
Black Sabbath - Dirty Woman
Las Nubes - Tired of Trying
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TODAY: We look at the newest and (rather dull) assassination attempt on Trumpâs lifeâand switch gears immediately to focus on his far more interesting would-be assailant and the myriad of⊠passionate right wing responses to the latest re-hashed story beat in this election cycle.
We look at potential shooter Ryan Routhâs incredible online presence, filled with disillusionment over Donald Trump and Tulsi Gabbard and his ideas about saving Ukraine with Elon Musk rockets and a star-studded charity song called âWe Are One.â
Are future assassination attempts going to get even more anticlimactic? Will disillusioned Trump fans keep trying to kill him? Are we seeing a rise in the militant swing voter?
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See Minion Death Cult LIVE in Seattle on 10/18 w/Bryan Quinby doing commentary over an insane movie we have covered on this show but you have probably not seen
And join Alex for an evening of Means TV comedy on 10/10 programmed by director Chris Bell featuring Anarcho-dad sketch comedy, maniacally bloody music videos, investigations of 16-bit communal spaces, stoner professor instruction on meme creation, and greasy weirdo talk shows
Listen to Close Other Tabs w/Ani and Alex on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Podcast Addict, or wherever you get podcasts
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