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It's NOPEin' time, and we've completed the NOPE collection with our final pairing: Aaron and Jonas. They talk about getting your plug hacked, hustle bros getting into farming, and Jonas learned about rasterbating.
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Aaron got permabanned for being mean to Daemsco, turns out words mean different things out of context. Jonas loves Airtag mischief and tells us about the true nature of the word conman.
SHOW NOTES:
Sign thief: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDqdr8Nn9v4
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Manglende episoder?
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Daemsco has been sick, but does blowing your nose give your partner the ick? The lads discuss. Also, there's been a massive Pokémon leak and of course we had to talk about the merits of human on Pokémon breeding.
SHOW NOTES:
Pokémon leaks
Concept sprites: https://x.com/ydarrb/status/1845314359225991229
Insane gym leader concepts: https://unrollnow.com/status/1845317907464491433
Typhlosion (not the story, weirdo): https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Typhlosion_(Pok%C3%A9mon)
Follow Funky Kong's Jorts on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/funkykongsjorts.bsky.social
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It's our very first guest episode, featuring everyone's favorite Brit and internet sommelier, NaffGaines. He's seen it all, from LiveLeak videos during his formative years to Frankie Valli looking like he sees visions of the grim reaper in his audience.
Follow Naff:
https://x.com/naffgaines
https://www.tiktok.com/@naffgaines
SHOW NOTES:
Parkour Civilization: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pFwQiwRbcg
Frankie Valli: https://www.tiktok.com/@elusiveshorty/video/7421568642007010593?q=franki%20valli&t=1727977708737
Grandma convinced GTA V is real life: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Jq-bnjfykUo
Naff's superhero videos: 🤷♂️
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Another NOPE! This week Aaron's power went out because of a hurricane, something the European mind cannot comprehend. Daemsco and Jonas talk Lunchly, farmlife, and new jobs.
SHOW NOTES:
WWOOF (not our sponsor): https://wwoof.net/
Lunchly: https://lunchly.com/pages/us-vs-them
DanTDM tweet: https://x.com/dantdm/status/1835795173789270178
(Hot) Dr. Mike's video on Lunchly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9vRFoLbVDE
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Jonas is working on a farm, so Aaron and Daemsco take it upon themselves to talk about politics. They also get into exercise talk, the thing Jonas knows a lot about.
("Also when I said there was no proven benefit for training to failure vs. training to near failure I meant specifically for beginners, don't come at me gym bros" - Daemsco)
SHOW NOTES
Biden is going to do 9/11: https://x.com/greg_price11/status/1833617731943600634
Nikocado Avocado: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkGjoRPpWqA (it's not worth watching)
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This episode is a rough one for Aaron as he gets left on read after telling his acquaintances about his Funky Kong twitter account.
SHOW NOTES
Jonas' weird ads: https://imgur.com/a/2hc1CTG
Christian Metal guy showing up on Daemsco's timeline: https://x.com/HopeBloomMusic
Bouncing table tennis balls against a wall using your mouth: https://reddit.com/r/SipsTea/comments/1f7xzgn/new_guinness_world_record_for_most_table_tennis/
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Daemsco finds his new favorite internet troll, Jonas is looking for fun things to do on weekends, and Aaron prepared a game of internet insults. Play along and let us know your list!
We also talk about Black Myth: Wukong and show our ignorance.
SHOW NOTES:Defunctland: https://www.youtube.com/@Defunctland/videos
Mookspud: https://www.tiktok.com/@mookspud/video/7400102293275823390
Mookspud 5 round fade: https://www.tiktok.com/@mookspud/video/7399759413722090794
Jonas' yarn guy: couldn't find it, womp womp.
**SPOILERS**
Our final internet insults list:
1. Incel
2. Beta
3. Degen
4. Soyboy
5. NPC
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Sorry for the audio issues, our recording software picked up Aaron's webcam mic.
Jonas resists the temptation of 1.3 million Scoville units at his goodbye party. Daemsco thinks speeding should be legal*, and Aaron loves watching chef POV TikTok videos. Also, Ye's dentist wants your spine to disintegrate.
*Reminder that sometimes we tell jokes on the podcast.
SHOW NOTES:
Ye's group DMs: https://x.com/s3batr0nicYT/status/1823498715576868914
Ye's dentist: https://www.drconnelly.com/
Chef POV TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@noreservations_nj/video/7191202876251819307
TV mounting TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xpresstvmounting
ChubbyEmu, medical videos: https://www.youtube.com/@chubbyemu/videos
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Aaron has been exploring the worst social media platform (not X formerly known as Twitter) and Jonas is looking for something to fill a month-long workless void. Daemsco has learned a thing or two about art commissions, particularly the NSFW ones.
SHOW NOTES:
Furry missile: https://x.com/Ain_Macdougal/status/1821169000664924590
WWOOF: https://wwoofusa.org/en/
Follow us on Threads of all places: https://www.threads.net/@normallyonlinepod
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The boys have been following the Olympics. Not necessarily the event itself, but mostly the online discourse. Jonas also tells us that Parmesan cheese is an incredible source of protein, and that he would die in an industrial-sized mouse trap for a block of the good stuff.
SHOW NOTES
Olympics:
Korean and Turkish medal winners: https://x.com/MattPostSaysHi/status/1818747976153436288
Chocolate muffin guy: https://x.com/dunebarbie/status/1818433053666034096
Cheese sponsorship: https://x.com/slothanova/status/1818681698667667720
Protein:
Just google 'Parmesan cheese nutritional facts' you lazy bum.
Creators we like:
Foreign Man in a Foreign Land: https://www.youtube.com/@ForeignManinaForeignLand
Fredrik Knudsen: https://www.youtube.com/@FredrikKnudsen
Folding Ideas: https://www.youtube.com/@foldingideas
Tom Scott: https://www.youtube.com/@TomScottGo
Tom Scott meme video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A84gy3QmFg
(Links should work on mobile, not on desktop)
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Aaron decides to doxx Daemsco as we get into the origins of the Normally Online Podcast. We ponder if Jonas deserves his Normie status, and what it takes to be impressed by something in our digital age.
SHOW NOTES:
The things Jonas sends us:
https://www.tiktok.com/@cuteanimals565/video/7351411393632980266
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/giJlGu4qmMo?app=desktop
Brian Pankey on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/brianpankeyofficial/?hl=en
Lethal Shooter:
https://www.instagram.com/lethalshooter/?hl=en
Nails: https://www.instagram.com/p/C74qPzmy1rD/?hl=en
Chainsaw: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kDZArW-6vK0
Windmill: https://www.instagram.com/p/C7paViBoyWf/?hl=en
Big purchases should be made on big screens:
https://x.com/JCov1/status/1775200632846114991
Funky Kong's Jorts on Twitter:
https://x.com/FunkyKongsJorts
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Aaron wants to get his Masters degree, but is online academia worth it? Jonas talks about Charles Darwin, and Daemsco is fully irony-poisoned (and still mad from the Euros 2024).
SHOW NOTES:
Hawk Tuah:
Original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0-9V3YaGNg Weirdly professionally shot videos: https://www.instagram.com/p/C9Dqx-SBD_M/Costco Guys:
Original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p25SfVSVEZ4 Boom meter (they actually gave 4 booms): https://www.tiktok.com/@a.j.befumo/video/7384938654524869930 Costco Guys & Sam's Club guys: https://www.tiktok.com/@a.j.befumo/video/7389712289928056107Gnomes vs. Knights:
Original gnome video: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LGwPsWBpTpE And we thought Jonas was the normal one: https://www.tiktok.com/@kingemiliothearmoredone/video/7386533092032253230 -
Jonas gets continually son-zoned, Aaron is a fast eater with resting b*tch face, and Daemsco is branded crypto bro against his will. The boys discuss on-and-offline phenotypes, and try to figure out if the Netherlands is a real place.
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Why can you take a CPR course that is fully online? We're not sure either. We try to learn about microlearning and discuss whether or not it's a blight upon the world. Speaking of blights upon the world, we talk about the Cybertruck.
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Scheduling is hard, so it's just Aaron and Daemsco this week. And because our boy Jonas isn't big into gamer drama, we shoved a bunch of it into one episode. Btw, NOPE = Normally Online Podcast Extra.
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No one gulps glizzies quite like Joseph Chestnut, but are we at the end of his grand guzzling epoch? We dig deeper into the world of competitive eating and discuss the merits of bidets.
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In this week's episode of the Normally Online Podcast, we delve into ChatGPT's tendency to use the word 'delve', talk about VTubers at a baseball game, and learn what jelking is (and would do anything to unlearn it)
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The boys talk about internet-isms that slipped into our everyday vocabulary, overpriced League of Legends skins, and showing up to a regular party in costume. We also learn the minimum temperature to cook bear meat on.
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In the inaugural episode, we learn all about The Hatman, a mysterious figure summoned by taking too much Benadryl. We dive into the world of Tavis anti-shippers, and discover the lore behind Euro bills.
Music used:
Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):
https://uppbeat.io/t/prigida/moonshine
Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):
https://uppbeat.io/t/avbe/night-in-kyoto
