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Bring on the holidays…Christmas songs are hit or miss with Ish…turron is nougat and nougat is turron…wow eggnog IS good…womp, womp indeed…please do NOT kill Junior…the distinction of saying ‘el niño Jesus’...yeah, don’t just buy stuff to buy stuff…Grace Jones’ Little Drummer Boy, full stop…A Christmas Story is the perfect pace for a movie to watch ON Christmas…Lampoon Vacation is almost as off the rails as this episode…CD shopping at DJ’s home…the 2 Rocio’s, the 2 Corey’s, same thing…lets all get Christmas panetela…welcome back Notre Dame, now get dirty again…so many jingles…our defunct brands section is great…why don’t we have a word for sicote in english?...yeah, Pepe le Pew has been cancelled…we’re pretty sure DJ was buzzed in this episode…Last Coquito: Our Cultura House & Talks family
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Boy George should have been on We Are The World…with good food this close, Ish is gonna be soooo fat…love a guest who brings champagne…food is great, but a vibe makes a place…jazz is pretty punk if you think about it…el pueblo de la bicicleta, who knew…how did he avoid the Miami accent…90s baby who grew up on 70s & 80s pop culture…let’s hear for all single moms…it’d be great if Dan Akroyd misses that portrait literally every day…stealing someone’s car to hit Taco Bell doesn’t always result in marriage…COVID led to so many cool food creation…EIGHT SEATS?!?!...bye bye delicious key lime dessert…good food never needs to be stuffy…a restaurant full of furries AND mascots…
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Dear Android, bring back the food updates…apps on apps on apps…Best Buy was just an experience…to criticize Spanglish is to criticize Miami…there’s a time in place, but you don’t get to use your microaggressions on places you aren’t from…animals all speak different languages…are there really no poisonous animals in Cuba…bring on las gallinas…if anyone says ‘do your research’ as a reply, run…influencers are not credible news sources…so Ana de Armas is a commie but Gente de Zona sells out arenas…ultimately everyone’s situation is their situation…Tristan is back…Last Coquito: Betty White’s stamp & Cher’s audio memoir
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Ish is back…so much mentions of Juniors of all kinds…we only think of one Blue Sky…ok, so you pushed a button, want a prize?...mira, if DJ had been on Real World he could have been a senator now…cabin people vs non-cabin people…Bring on Glicked…of course Ish is digging on musicals…no more turkey cooking for DJ this Thanksgiving…are Italian restaurants secretly Mexican…Hollywood Studios vs MGM Studios…who knew a galaxy far far away was in Orlando…that damn I-4…was anyone asking for a Gladiator sequel…dammit, Die Hard is a Christmas movie…so many ‘Please Don’t Go’…Last Coquito: Disney’s Diversity Efforts & Coral Gables Firefighter Dept
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Setting the mood together…canceled 3 seconds in…Mario the Bear…comedians shouldn’t necessarily apologize for their jokes…two things can be true at once…Caribbean, Korean, similar…look at Mario letting Ish own his insecurities…gotta be introspective to grow…Mario is ABSOLUTELY funny…only drunk white girls in college turn gay…bring on the crowd work, it’s like comedy fortune telling…those titties look divorced…trouble speaking Spanish, now does Spanish VO…sexless cults are REALLY weird…next time, throuples galore…how old is too old to be sexy…of course we’re comparing strip clubs…5 years at the Improv is a great accomplishment…
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JR Alonso Co-hosts....The real Miami was filled with Marimberos in the 80s.....Miami Vice and shooting on location....Disney Pixar Movies pull at the heart strings....the beauty of the movie UP and Inside Out...Finding Nemo Taught us to stay away from the drop off....Swimming the Great Barrier Reef in Australia....New Zealand limits airport hugs to three minutes...the two hour Latino Goodbye....the differences with Latinos and Americanos and our families....changing careers.....first generation immigrant guilt trips....second acts....being a creative....second city and Chicago....starting all over again.......long term friendships........flip phones and disconnecting from social media.....ballpark talk.....we still call it Joe Robbie Stadium...JRs comedy and his inspiration...Last Coquito: JRs Dad & Flying Hippo Pizza
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Every ep should start with old school Nintendo…eelcome back DJ…it took a lot for us not to break last episode…was there an election or something this week…you can’t just put a new product on the market without enough time to test it…it’s the economy, stupid…wtf is a ghost job listing…now & forever, Sesame Street…wow, three past guests who worked on Sesame Street…we could talk Muppets all day…6 years without going to work? Sign us up…ham! Ham! Ham!...Old Navy es tremendo bargain pa’resolver….tone down on the spritzing, Macys…and yet again, Ish deciphers DJ’s mixed up celebrity references…Last Soda: Poll workers & producer Junior
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Welcome back Brittany…love when people we love are on each other’s shows…hmmm, Ocala or frozen eggs?...she gets nervous after hosting her own radio show…Bubonic Core is a thing…Miami naked is just different…listen to Big Yikes…isn’t single by choice the ultimate pro-choice…sometimes you have to prioritize one vs the other…reclaim your breakup…take good care of her, New York…who DOES have time to sort out bisexuality…of course Junior knows Brittany…possibly one of the hardest working women in comedy…don’t limit your goals because benchmarks change…making Arsht Center…making a documentary about comics is definitely a cry for help…
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It’s our slightly belated Halloween episode…and now DJ will REALLY commit to the bit…for real though, that Dwayne Wade statue is NOT flattering…offf that Lucille Ball statue though is way worse…mmm poutine…go on Robyn Sparkles…we ARE all Southerners to Canadians…a croqueta recall is absolutely terrifying…so murder isn’t enough for Ish to completely stop being friends with DJ…mira que The Weeknd loves shouting out names of cities on tour…can you endorse one person and still be considered impartial, even if it’s an editorial?...does The Weeknd promote his albums THIS much…we like to think the beanie is still at the CN Tower…Bunny & The Weeknd does have a nice ring to it…Last Soda: DJ
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We swear, there is a Junior and he’s contributing to the conversation…we owe pagans for the arbolito…RIP Santa’s Enchanted Forest (for real this time)...are you Team Tom or Team Summer…DJ’s WB/UPN/FOX teen drama blindness…seriously, how does Ish know what he’s talking about…el apagaon de Cuba no esta en nada…again, listen to everyone’s lived experience dammit…just cuz you have a family doesn’t make you more qualified for things…not one of these influencers selling things is saying anything…we love all the insurance mascots, even the fact they have them…Bring on the World Series (go Yankees!)...maybe we’ll do one of our shows in Antarctica…is anyone surprised Ish knows the Elvira story…Last Sodas: Taylor Swift & Voting
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Surprise Monday ep!!!...How does a Miami boy get that twang…damn, all FOUR chairs turned around…never heard Castro in a country song before…take the boy outta Miami, but not Miami outta the boy…from actor to country singer…and now at the Improv on 10/23…oh yeah and at Marine Stadium in Nov…maybe Ish should get a cowboy hat…from bro to y’all in like 5 minutes…in the specificity lies the broadness…of course Camila won him over with ‘Acere’...let’s please get that Orlando/Sammy double bill…look at Ish recognizing a steel drum…
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Thank you all for your love with the show…awww, DJ’s parents got the right cake…RIP Liam Payne…mental health affects anyone, anytime…demons in the closet is a great metal band name…man, pero que caro esta the American Dream…seriously, who has that 0.5 child and how are they divided up…Ish does love him an over the top horror movie…it’s aguacate, not palta and we don’t care who says otherwise…yeah DJ’s La Lupe sounds like Earth Kitt…the Halloween costume gauntlet has been thrown, no basic costumes allowed…Last Sodas: Celia Cruz & The Monster Squad
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Bring on the vocal exercises…it’s our first live video ep…thanks Cultura Media House for bringing us into the family…great, now we need to worry about cameras…it’s our video era apparently…pero que set mas Linda…thoughts and love go out to everyone affected by Hurricane Milton…seriously, though conspiracy theorists are like the Punta Cana of believing…bring back Pangea…la Gaga en Antarctica…wow, DJ really does NOT know about zoology…hoping El Tyger recovers…is there a pop culture community divide…should Mariaelena be our next opening…kicking the bucket is not the same as kicking the can…the eternal debate between us is whether Fallon is funny or not…SNL & Sabado Gigante, the perfect combo…representation matters, even if it’s El Chacal…Last soda: Burger Beast
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Bring us Robbie Williams as a monkey…mira que hay cada fairy tale…for someone who doesn’t like musicals, DJ sure does talk about them…Ish as Peter Pan just sorta makes sense…Downtown Disney, Eckerd’s, Joe Robbie, listen we’re old…thinking of everyone affected by Hurricane Helene…Pero Primos, we love when you activate…do the Menendez Bros deserve to go free?…all her good work aside, is Kim K REALLY someone to be a legal advocate…please just stop asking celebrities for opinions on global issues like it’s their job…unless it’s Don Francisco asking…Dear AA, Ish has had it, officially…seriously though, nobody wants to lug around a 3 legged Vixen…it’s our last Tristan chat in the old studio…Last Sodas: Global Empowerment Mission & Inspirational Quote
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Grease IS the word…el pobre Franki Valli…group dance is a requirement at Rydell Hight…our thoughts go out to those affected by Hurricane Helene…of course Ish opens his mouth and the Miami falls out…hmmm, Pin Pan Pollo St Augustine has a nice ring to it…those Keebler elves are totally export soda cracker mafia…EXPORT SODAS…look at the diversity of DJ’s Friday night Blockbuster selection…we can’t be the only ones hating Pixar for being so good…from Diddy to Delve, hubris is always the problem…old movies never go out of style, neither does the Twilight Zone…spooky season is here and so is DJ’s fave haunted hotel…Last Sodas: Hoda Kotb & FX’s English Teacher sitcom
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Bringing back ‘cag’…insomnia at the C&C Music Factory…how much lube is too much lube…does absolute power, corrupt absolutely?…no orgy should require an IV…aww, poor Mase…Christina had the voice, but she wasn’t a sex kitten…Subway tastes like Subway, even the items you’ve never had before…oh DJ could ABSOLUTELY work at a Subway…and so the hunt begins for shorter short shorts…in his head, Ish is now part of Melrose Place…seriously, though it’s like they’re just regular people…video coming soon…Last sodas: Emerson Romero & Liza Colon-Zayas
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The best ideas always come from unexpected places…man, now THAT sounds like a Noche Buena…fine, we guess there are some Cubans who like spicy…traditions survive when they evolve…tostone chips are DELICIOUS…here we go, making Ish sweat while eating again…sometimes family can work together…hmmm, should we put our faces on a logo…
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Ish just doesn’t get ASMR…sending good vibes to NOLA…gotta give it Tay Tay on the timing…yeah if chickens were disappearing from Hialeah, that’s indisputable…AI rears its head again…leave Celine alone…look at DJ offering advice to the Trump campaign…who wants to see a debate on a cruise ship…the VMAs might as well have been the 27th anniversary…kept man and didn’t even have to put out after meeting Austin Powers…Fyre Fest Round 2 should be hosted by us…should we bring back the Harlem Shake?…yeah, planes had phones on them kids…remembering 9/11 never gets easier…Last Sodas: Bon Jovi & Jorge Ramos
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New music from The Weekend is DJ’s personal Christmas…man, so many Pero Primos knew about Pueblo, CO…ahhh the fantasy class ships of Carnival…oh to be a fly on the wall when Nery learned about Only Fans…of course there’s a touch of narcissism…fingers crossed so Tori Spelling can help her finances…DWTS’ narrative shouldn’t be about someone famous for being a criminal…if only we didn’t have to discuss school shootings…experiencing a shooter drill was scary even without an active shooter…gun reform alone ain’t gonna cut it, mental health has to be front and center…Ish did got listen to Daniel Bedingfield’s debut album…can’t wait to share the news…oh hey there, Tristan…Last Sodas: Paralympics & Paralympians and The Muppets/Jim Henson
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What a great title…thankfully Ish really liked this book…it was hot, but still a beautiful day at Tinta y Cafe…sometimes a story just needs to get out of you…get over the impostor syndrome kids…from Miami to NC, can’t take the Cuban out of the girl…ok, now we wanna taste her mom’s frijoles…many times life gives you all the inspiration you need…these characters are so authentic, Ish kinda hates them at times…love that our history is baked into this work of fiction, never forget it…psst, Ana Villafañe, let’s make this happen…ok and Eva Mendes too since we want her esponjas…
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