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Podluck is like potluck, but on a podcast. Which means that you get to listen to us taste randomly generated food! You won't just listen to us press buttons and describe what the food looks like, but you'll actually hear us munch on things. Expect classics, like chocolate biscuits and kinderkaffee, as well as pretty outrageous dishes, like a fishbowl canapé. Yum!
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Chapters
00:00 - Hello
00:24 - Introduction
01:45 - Podluck
28:49 - Outroduction
29:25 - Goodbye
Credits
Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest
Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk
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Hold on, the robots have risen up against the humans? Seriously?! That's not good. This episode is a little different than usual, starting with the fact that Dirk wakes Simon up in the middle of the night, to give him the bad news, and then follows that up with more bad news…
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Chapters
00:00 - Hello
00:24 - Introduction
01:40 - Robot Uprising
07:53 - Outroduction
08:13 - Goodbye
Credits
Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest
Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk
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Manglende episoder?
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Dirk won an Orbital Glyder in a raffle at work. We're not sure if it works, but - as usual - that doesn't stop us from talking about it! What's it supposed to do, you wonder? Well, we actually ask you that this very episode, in the form of a multiple choice question. There are some hints from the beginning, so pay attention! And as the Orbital Glyder is at Dirk's apartment, we'll record there for a change. As a nice bonus, you'll get to hear about all things chrome!
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Chapters
00:00 - Hello
00:24 - Introduction
08:10 - Orbital Glyder
21:12 - Listener Suggestions
24:55 - Outroduction
25:14 - Goodbye
Credits
Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest
Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk
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We just had a thought. How about we turn our recent discovery into a business model? Since we can sort of time travel now, we might as well make a few 'moneys' with it. In this episode we brainstorm a little about what our trips would be like, 'when' we would be going to, and what we would call ourselves. We also talk about death! Do we allow travelers from the past to find out when they die? And what happens to their death in the past when they die in the future? Not that this would happen of course! Stay tuned.
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Chapters
00:00 - Hello
00:24 - Introduction
05:02 - Time Travel Agency
32:55 - Outroduction
33:36 - Goodbye
Credits
Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest
Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk
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Let's clear this up once and for all. Yes, Earth started warming up quite dramatically at the end of the 21st century. And yes, the counter measures worked so well that Earth started cooling down quite dramatically after that. But yes, we're all fine now, no need to worry! Today we'll explain exactly what happened, what WOIL and BOIL have to do with anything, and what a Sahara Iceberg is. All the hot news and all the cool details!
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Chapters
00:00 - Hello
00:25 - Introduction
01:23 - Global Cooling
31:22 - Outroduction
31:59 - Goodbye
Credits
Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest
Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk
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If you can't see it, does it really exist? Well, if it plays music and smells of speculaas, then sure! When a Nano Sphere randomly floated into the room earlier today, we immediately closed all the doors and windows, so we could listen to it and talk about it on the show at the same time. We don't know what it is, where it comes from or why it even exists, but that hasn't stopped us taking about things before and sure isn't going to stop us now! Also, what happened to Hong Kong? Now, that we know!
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Chapters
00:00 - Hello
00:24 - Introduction
00:35 - Nano Sphere
17:00 - Listener Email From Donny
19:47 - Outroduction
20:12 - Goodbye
Credits
Song #1: No Surprises by Radiohead
Song #2: Life on Mars by David Bowie
Song #3: Run by Snow Patrol
Song #4: Hug My Soul by Saint Etienne
Song #5 and Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest
Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk
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Who hasn't heard of Peter the Greatest! Oh, you're from the 21st century, you say? Well, then take a seat, and listen as we tell you the story of 23rd century's last dictator. It's quite an exciting story! It has lemonade swimming pools, applause days, officially regulated anarchy, and quirky little wooden souvenirs. Get ready for a journey through one of history's most peculiar forms of government!
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Chapters
00:00 - Hello
00:26 - Introduction
01:59 - The Last Dictator
21:10 - Listener Email From Pirrko
23:54 - Outroduction
24:22 - Goodbye
Credits
Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest
Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk
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We hereby declare the Pirate Games to have officially begun! Slightly similar to the Olympic Games, the Pirate Games bring together the best athletes and artists in the solar system. They show us how good they are at things like Crow's Nesting, Cannonball Putting and - obviously - Making Lemonade. We comment on the opening ceremony, mention some of our favourite games, and enjoy some word play in between. Sponsor-Ship, anyone?
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Chapters
00:00 - Hello
00:24 - Introduction
01:26 - Pirate Games
23:43 - Listener Email From Archibald
25:49 - Outroduction
26:12 - Goodbye
Credits
Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest
Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk
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There may be other means to travel to space, but none of them are as tasty as the Jellypult. And as a bonus, the people who came up with the idea were just two simple guys, like us! Today we give you all the ins and some of the outs on the newest iteration of the Space Catapult. To complicate things a little, Dirk brought along a grumpy guest, who doesn't actually speak, but has a way of making its presence known.
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Chapters
00:00 - Hello
00:25 - Introduction
05:27 - The Jellypult
17:57 - Listener Email From Mariana
22:07 - Outroduction
22:30 - Goodbye
Credits
Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest
Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk
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Lori Keet is a bit of a celebrity. And a robot. And a Star Catcher. And she bought QuickQuack. And she saved the rainforests. Okay, that last part was a bit exaggerated, but either way, we have a lot to talk about today. And we also briefly look back at our (after) party and answer a listener question about making money too. Will we manage to release such a busy episode on time, you're thinking? Well… It'll be ready when it's ready.
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Chapters
00:00 - Hello
00:23 - Introduction
01:16 - After Party
02:55 - Back to Normal
03:28 - Lori Keet
03:42 - Star Catching
08:37 - Motivation
10:01 - Space Junk
11:48 - Out of Business
12:28 - Asteroid Cleaning
13:52 - Approach
16:17 - QuickQuack
20:56 - Influence
22:32 - Hyperduck
23:24 - Listener Email From Antoine
24:31 - Listener Email From Chris Cox
25:38 - Outroduction
25:57 - Goodbye
Credits
Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest
Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk
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We probably could have seen it coming, but our 200th episode is suddenly upon us! We organised a genuine party to celebrate, but we still need to come up with something to talk about in the episode itself. How about we just start recording and see what happens? We don't remember any of Mr. Dobalina's suggestions though, and we keep getting distracted by the actual party… Who just bumped into the gravity switch?
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Chapters
00:00 - Hello
00:24 - Introduction
01:21 - Finding Simon
01:42 - 200 Ideas
02:27 - Gravitation Switch
03:03 - More Pizzas
03:38 - The Solidifier
04:25 - 200 More Ideas
04:53 - Rock Band: Hologram Edition
07:31 - 200 Further Ideas
07:42 - Wooooo!
08:08 - Goodbye
Credits
Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest
Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk
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No, we didn't resurrect someone. No, we didn't wake someone from hibernation. And no, we didn't talk to someone through some kind of interdimensional rift. This time we genuinely spoke with someone from the 21st century! Not on purpose, obviously, but we immediately saw the opportunity to hear the first impressions of someone fresh to 2225. And we revel, at least a tiny bit, in being right about this whole time travel business (#bonuspoints). Also, when we say 'we', 'we' mean just Simon - or, as our guest calls him; Future Boy.
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Chapters
00:00 - Hello
00:25 - Introduction
01:20 - Life in the 23rd Century
03:20 - Explaining The Future
04:50 - Universal Basic Income
06:57 - Healthcare
08:07 - Speaking Other Languages
09:52 - Future Libraries
11:51 - Bad Food
14:15 - Wanting More Time Here
16:40 - How To Time Travel
18:27 - Back to the Future Part III
19:08 - Return of the Dirk
21:14 - Episode 200
22:53 - Outroduction
23:13 - Goodbye
Credits
21st Century Guest: Nisha
Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest
Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk
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With Dirk on holiday, Simon decides to visit the 21st century once again. Using a smart trick, he manages to avoid being stuck in a small rural village, and gets to experience 21st century Frankfurt first hand. And, through a trick of fate, he actually bumps into the one person we know in that century. Who is that? Hint; she doesn't believe in any of this!
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Chapters
00:00 - Hello
00:27 - Introduction
01:18 - Exploring Hauptwache
02:18 - Cheese & More
03:15 - Don't Worry About It & Future Boy
09:30 - Back to the Future Part II
10:27 - Outroduction
10:42 - Goodbye
Credits
21st Century Guest: Nisha
Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest
Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk
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A premiere for the show; for the very first time we record the podcast in the 21st century! Yes, we've done it! Although the 'rules' are pretty challenging, we wanted to give it a shot anyway. Get ready to find out everything about a small rural village in 21st century Germany at night time. Think closed bakeries, closed flower shops and closed kiosks. Luckily we meet somebody at the train station who speaks English! We wonder if they finally believed that we were from the future after we suddenly disappeared…
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Chapters
00:00 - Hello
00:25 - Introduction
00:52 - Live from the 21st Century
09:23 - 21st Century Guest
21:04 - Back to the Future
23:07 - Outroduction
23:40 - Goodbye
Credits
21st Century Guest: Nisha
Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest
Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk
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Are we for real? Did Simon actually do some time traveling? Let's find out by asking him tons of questions! Where to? When to? And how did he get the sun glasses? We'll find out how he has been getting around (or not), how he has been buying things (or not) and who he has been talking to (or not). And, we end with a time travelling joke!
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Chapters
00:00 - Hello
00:24 - Introduction
01:29 - Time Travel
19:16 - Listener Email From Amrat
20:55 - Outroduction
21:26 - Goodbye
Credits
Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest
Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk
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Just because we have world peace, it doesn't mean we can't have superheroes! In today's episode we discuss one of them; Moustarrow. Or as they used to be called when they weren't so famous yet; Schnurrpfeil. We actually got to talk to them in person, so we have all kinds of information that even most 23rd century people don't know. And talking about information that some people don't know; at the end of the episode, Simon reveals a tiny little detail about his own life that even Dirk didn't know! And by tiny we mean huge…
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Chapters
00:00 - Hello
00:25 - Introduction
01:37 - Moustarrow
19:24 - Listener Email From Jakub
21:08 - Listener Email From Nathaniel
22:52 - Outroduction
23:17 - Goodbye
Credits
Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest
Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk
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It's Solstice time! Or at least it was a few days ago and that means we get to talk about all the presents we got! One of our presents involved dirt and one involved uranium. Guess which one we talk about more! Hint; it radiates light and warmth and is not dangerous at all. It does have a few weird side effects though, so the end of the episode is a little unusual.
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Chapters
00:00 - Hello
00:24 - Introduction
01:11 - Box O' Dirt
06:14 - Uranium Lamp
17:50 - Outroduction
18:08 - Goodbye
Credits
Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest
Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk
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You've heard a lot about the 23rd century already, and you sure know your way around the 21st. But how about the 22nd century? You know, that century where alchemy was still a thing? Well, we found a book from that time, about that topic, and we try it out straight away! Who needs plastic forks anyway? Also, why is Simon late again?
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Chapters
00:00 - Hello
00:29 - Introduction
01:19 - Alchemy For Dummies
10:41 - Outroduction
11:10 - Goodbye
Credits
Opening Theme: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest
Closing Theme: It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine) by R.E.M.
Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk
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Is it a clone? No! Is it a doppelgänger? No! It is MMAcevedo, the world's first snapshot of a human brain. Almost two centuries old, it's been used so often that there must be hundreds of thousands of Miguels - as they are commonly known - by now. How this came to be, and what that means for us, we'll discuss in this episode. That and cheetahs.
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Chapters
00:00 - Hello
00:23 - Introduction
01:54 - MMAcevedo
23:08 - Outroduction
23:29 - Listener Email From Sandro
25:02 - Goodbye
Credits
Inspiration: Lena by qntm
Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest
Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk
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Since starting the show over three years ago, some of the devices we discussed in earlier episodes have changed quite a bit. The future isn't static, you know! With Solstice coming up, almost every device received an upgrade, and we'll bring you up to date on all of them. Think food conglomerators that can now make food that is safe for aliens, and submarines with creative naming schemes. It's upgrade season!
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Chapters
00:00 - Hello
00:24 - Introduction
03:16 - Upgrades
04:59 - Lenses
07:49 - Congos
11:29 - Submarines
13:00 - Pods
14:35 - Teleporters
19:32 - Holodecks
21:39 - Yunkins
22:29 - Hoverboards
24:44 - BackRubbots
27:36 - Outroduction
28:33 - Goodbye
Credits
Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest
Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk
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