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Brian, Hester and Eustace think they may have found the location of the pebble. But have they? Listen to find out. That's how this works.
Notes:
Brian Hovis, like all who appear with him, is a fictional character. I know! Amazing that this isnât a documentary right? Here are the credits behind the curtain of magic and lies that is entertainment. Written by Hywel Evans and Russell GomerEdited by Hywel, zen-guided by Russell.Songs by Hywel with lyrics from Hywel and Russell.Performed, every part, every-single-voice-you-hear by Mr Ian Conningham. Programmes used, should you be nerdy enough to care, include Logic Pro X and an increasingly slower-by-the-day Macbook on a couch. Scott Lee Cupp wrote the wonderful main theme and is called âAfricaâ which we purchased for use in our free podcasts, from the great website http://www.audiomicro.com/ Hywel Evans dawbed out the other music you hear. Far inferior to Scottâs work. Sound Effects:We made some sound effects ourself, used some in the Logic Pro and Garage Band / iLife library, and got many from the wonderful freesound.org a great website for podcast makers providing free content in exchange for credits. All sounds were amended in some way during mixing, and the licence applicable to most but not all is here https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ All sounds have been edited into a large story using the edit techniques needed to tell that story. As such some sounds have been changed, and the owners of these sounds are not necessarily endorsing the use by Brian Hovisâ creators. These things have to be said. Essentially, people who made free sounds on freesound.org have done so with love, care and attention, and we have taken those like monkeys plucking coconuts and tried amidst our banging and crashing around to and apply the same rules of love care and attention to create a free story for everyone. Here come the credits they deserve, you will see a description of the sound, their username, and a link to the sound on freesound.org. Hopefully this will mean you can use them and they are receiving the credit they deserve! Tim crashes through the trough of water original_soundhttps://freesound.org/people/original_sound/sounds/376819/and kevinkacehttps://freesound.org/people/kevinkace/sounds/66769/and Rocktopushttps://freesound.org/people/Rocktopus/sounds/233415/ Distant collapses. LoafDVhttps://freesound.org/people/LoafDV/sounds/238289/and ontecahttps://freesound.org/people/onteca/sounds/197773/and frolickingdp1https://freesound.org/people/frolickingdp1/sounds/353928/ A GUN SHOT is heard and Tim begins to gallop.Wasp and locust encorprating these from chapter 5 (FunWithSoundhttps://freesound.org/people/FunWithSound/sounds/361487/and RTB45https://freesound.org/people/RTB45/sounds/192653/and RSilveira_88https://freesound.org/people/RSilveira_88/sounds/216215/ Another wasp by soundtracvkradiohttps://freesound.org/people/soundtracvkradio/sounds/345508/
A SANDSTORM hits them.The sandstorm passes.Wasps Faceonmarshttps://freesound.org/people/Faceonmars/sounds/94891/and dobroidehttps://freesound.org/people/dobroide/sounds/20569/ Circada sounds from simongrayhttps://freesound.org/people/simongray/sounds/148172/
_Distant rumble RT759https://freesound.org/people/RT759/sounds/199403/Gun shots as above TrottingOscar de Ăvilahttps://freesound.org/people/Oscar%20de%20%C3%81vila/sounds/139325/ Car approachingScreeches upRobinhood76https://freesound.org/people/Robinhood76/sounds/181129/ Hitting ags YleArkistohttps://freesound.org/people/YleArkisto/sounds/325098/ and kyleshttps://freesound.org/people/kyles/sounds/177750/and OBXJohnhttps://freesound.org/people/OBXJohn/sounds/251662/and lovrettahttps://freesound.org/people/lovretta/sounds/141245/ Psychadelic music Hywel Wet towel slaps quboduphttps://freesound.org/people/qubodup/sounds/74488/ Gunshot gezortenplotzhttps://freesound.org/people/gezortenplotz/sounds/19514/and SpliceSoundhttps://freesound.org/people/SpliceSound/sounds/153560/ A glow hywel Airplane internal Cheeseheadburgerhttps://freesound.org/people/Cheeseheadburger/sounds/141519/ Eustace hiccupsRobinhood76https://freesound.org/people/Robinhood76/sounds/220423/ -
Having a bad day? Has yours involved a sword fight yet? No?
Notes:
Brian Hovis, like all who appear with him, is a fictional character. I know! Amazing that this isnât a documentary right? Here are the credits behind the curtain of magic and lies that is entertainment. Written by Hywel Evans and Russell GomerEdited by Hywel, zen-guided by Russell.Songs by Hywel with lyrics from Hywel and Russell.Performed, every part, every-single-voice-you-hear by Mr Ian Conningham. Programmes used, should you be nerdy enough to care, include Logic Pro X and an increasingly slower-by-the-day Macbook on a couch. Scott Lee Cupp wrote the wonderful main theme and is called âAfricaâ which we purchased for use in our free podcasts, from the great website http://www.audiomicro.com/ Hywel Evans dawbed out the other music you hear. Far inferior to Scottâs work. Sound Effects:We made some sound effects ourself, used some in the Logic Pro and Garage Band / iLife library, and got many from the wonderful freesound.org a great website for podcast makers providing free content in exchange for credits. All sounds were amended in some way during mixing, and the licence applicable to most but not all is here https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ All sounds have been edited into a large story using the edit techniques needed to tell that story. As such some sounds have been changed, and the owners of these sounds are not necessarily endorsing the use by Brian Hovisâ creators. These things have to be said. Essentially, people who made free sounds on freesound.org have done so with love, care and attention, and we have taken those like monkeys plucking coconuts and tried amidst our banging and crashing around to and apply the same rules of love care and attention to create a free story for everyone. Here come the credits they deserve, you will see a description of the sound, their username, and a link to the sound on freesound.org. Hopefully this will mean you can use them and they are receiving the credit they deserve! Jeep engine vandenbempthttps://freesound.org/people/vandenbempt/sounds/240203/ Engine stops as above. running water, birds. Macsat-Rdhttps://freesound.org/people/Macsat-Rd/sounds/388359/ Bang on the head as with thud below and phoenixdkhttps://freesound.org/people/phoenixdk/sounds/80417/ Fade in bubbling sound. MattJ99https://freesound.org/people/MattJ99/sounds/66787/and Electroviolencehttps://freesound.org/people/Electroviolence/sounds/234556/ Slap ihitokagehttps://freesound.org/people/ihitokage/sounds/395348/and DWSDhttps://freesound.org/people/DWSD/sounds/183100/ Everyone hits the deck JakLockehttps://freesound.org/people/JakLocke/sounds/261296/ and zaneclampetthttps://freesound.org/people/zaneclampett/sounds/263620/ Sword Fight. Sword fight soundsfreefire66https://freesound.org/people/freefire66/sounds/175951/and https://freesound.org/people/freefire66/sounds/175950/ iLife effects used for helicopter. -
Manglende episoder?
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This could be the death of you. Listen at your peril.
Notes:
Brian Hovis, like all who appear with him, is a fictional character. I know! Amazing that this isnât a documentary right? Here are the credits behind the curtain of magic and lies that is entertainment. Written by Hywel Evans and Russell GomerEdited by Hywel, zen-guided by Russell.Songs by Hywel with lyrics from Hywel and Russell.Performed, every part, every-single-voice-you-hear by Mr Ian Conningham.
Scott Lee Cupp wrote the wonderful main theme and is called âAfricaâ which we purchased for use in our free podcasts, from the great website http://www.audiomicro.com/ Hywel Evans dawbed out the other music you hear. Far inferior to Scottâs work. Sound Effects:We made some sound effects ourself, used some in the Logic Pro and Garage Band / iLife library, and got many from the wonderful freesound.org a great website for podcast makers providing free content in exchange for credits. All sounds were amended in some way during mixing, and the licence applicable to most but not all is here https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ All sounds have been edited into a large story using the edit techniques needed to tell that story. As such some sounds have been changed, and the owners of these sounds are not necessarily endorsing the use by Brian Hovisâ creators. These things have to be said. Essentially, people who made free sounds on freesound.org have done so with love, care and attention, and we have taken those like monkeys plucking coconuts and tried amidst our banging and crashing around to and apply the same rules of love care and attention to create a free story for everyone. Here come the credits they deserve, you will see a description of the sound, their username, and a link to the sound on freesound.org. Hopefully this will mean you can use them and they are receiving the credit they deserve! Desert sounds. felix.blumehttps://freesound.org/people/felix.blume/sounds/147512/ Including⊠wind my InspectorJhttps://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/376415/ Unfolding map achase4uhttps://freesound.org/people/achase4u/sounds/341805/ Gust of wind (me) Paper flies away mickdowhttps://freesound.org/people/mickdow/sounds/320913/ A PLAGUE OF LOCUSTS hits them. FunWithSoundhttps://freesound.org/people/FunWithSound/sounds/361487/and RTB45https://freesound.org/people/RTB45/sounds/192653/and RSilveira_88https://freesound.org/people/RSilveira_88/sounds/216215/ A SANDSTORM hits them.The sandstorm passes.Wasps Faceonmarshttps://freesound.org/people/Faceonmars/sounds/94891/and dobroidehttps://freesound.org/people/dobroide/sounds/20569/ Wasps swarm. Punihohttps://freesound.org/people/Puniho/sounds/184195/ Brian hits quicksand redafshttps://freesound.org/people/redafs/sounds/379499/and kanalgashttps://freesound.org/people/kanalgas/sounds/250317/and JakLockehttps://freesound.org/people/JakLocke/sounds/261296/ And The bubbling MattJ99https://freesound.org/people/MattJ99/sounds/66787/ belch mmaruskahttps://freesound.org/people/mmaruska/sounds/170487/ further belching Mr_Alden -
Welcome to an exotic evening at a beautiful old Colon. Where suspicious things are afoot.
Notes:
Brian Hovis, like all who appear with him, is a fictional character. I know! Amazing that this isnât a documentary right? Here are the credits behind the curtain of magic and lies that is entertainment. Written by Hywel Evans and Russell GomerEdited by Hywel, zen-guided by Russell.Songs by Hywel with lyrics from Hywel and Russell.Performed, every part, every-single-voice-you-hear by Mr Ian Conningham.
The whole of this podcast was recorded in a single day and all who contributed worked for free. It is as perfect as we can make it within the challenge of 'artistic constraints'. Scott Lee Cupp wrote the wonderful main theme and is called âAfricaâ which we purchased for use in our free podcasts, from the great website http://www.audiomicro.com/ Hywel Evans dawbed out the other music you hear. Far inferior to Scottâs work. Sound Effects:We made some sound effects ourself, used some in the Logic Pro and Garage Band / iLife library, and got many from the wonderful freesound.org a great website for podcast makers providing free content in exchange for credits. All sounds were amended in some way during mixing, and the licence applicable to most but not all is here https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ All sounds have been edited into a large story using the edit techniques needed to tell that story. As such some sounds have been changed, and the owners of these sounds are not necessarily endorsing the use by Brian Hovisâ creators. These things have to be said. Essentially, people who made free sounds on freesound.org have done so with love, care and attention, and we have taken those like monkeys plucking coconuts and tried amidst our banging and crashing around to and apply the same rules of love care and attention to create a free story for everyone. Here come the credits they deserve, you will see a description of the sound, their username, and a link to the sound on freesound.org. Hopefully this will mean you can use them and they are receiving the credit they deserve! Hotel lobby noises nikitralalahttps://freesound.org/people/nikitralala/sounds/204406/ smashing glass from InspectorJhttps://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/344272/ Lobby noises stopping (people stopping) (As above with effect)And gasps unchazhttps://freesound.org/people/unchaz/sounds/150964/ Brians footseps towards the bar an edited SpliceSoundhttps://freesound.org/people/SpliceSound/sounds/170503/ Fridge door swings shut producerdanhttps://freesound.org/people/producerdan/sounds/222763/ Chink of glasses 13F_Panska_Tlolkova_Matildahttps://freesound.org/people/13F_Panska_Tlolkova_Matilda/sounds/378332/ The sound of tap dancing begins, starting slowly, then increasing to a complex FUNAIhttps://freesound.org/people/FUNAI/sounds/165753/ fluster of steps ending with a firm thud. (us)Opening window Bar sounds, jazz plays, low humBar (Audience chatter) from edhutschekhttps://freesound.org/people/edhutschek/sounds/242604/ Outdoor, night, owl hoots. J.Zazvurekhttps://freesound.org/people/J.Zazvurek/sounds/60744/oly by 13FPanska_Machacova_Petrahttps://freesound.org/people/13FPanska_Machacova_Petra/sounds/377529/ Applause in bar sagetyrtlehttps://freesound.org/people/sagetyrtle/sounds/32260/ Daybreak, desert calls, marketplace a loud camel snort.Includes Market by felix.blumehttps://freesound.org/people/felix.blume/sounds/173153/camel noise by acclivityhttps://freesound.org/people/acclivity/sounds/16932/ Trotting begins unevenly. Oscar de Ăvilahttps://freesound.org/people/Oscar%20de%20%C3%81vila/sounds/139325/ A noise including smashing glass and markets. (as Eustace leaps into the distance) thudding from OtisJameshttps://freesound.org/people/OtisJames/sounds/215162/smashing glass from InspectorJhttps://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/344272/ -
Brian, Aunt Hester, and Eustace find themselves in a 'self drive plane' with death defying results.
Notes:
Brian Hovis, like all who appear with him, is a fictional character. I know! Amazing that this isnât a documentary right? Here are the credits behind the curtain of magic and lies that is entertainment. Written by Hywel Evans and Russell GomerEdited by Hywel, zen-guided by Russell.Songs by Hywel with lyrics from Hywel and Russell.Performed, every part, every-single-voice-you-hear by Mr Ian Conningham.
Scott Lee Cupp wrote the wonderful main theme and is called âAfricaâ which we purchased for use in our free podcasts, from the great website http://www.audiomicro.com/ Hywel Evans dawbed out the other music you hear. Far inferior to Scottâs work. Sound Effects:We made some sound effects ourself, used some in the Logic Pro and Garage Band / iLife library, and got many from the wonderful freesound.org a great website for podcast makers providing free content in exchange for credits. All sounds were amended in some way during mixing, and the licence applicable to most but not all is here https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ All sounds have been edited into a large story using the edit techniques needed to tell that story. As such some sounds have been changed, and the owners of these sounds are not necessarily endorsing the use by Brian Hovisâ creators. These things have to be said. Essentially, people who made free sounds on freesound.org have done so with love, care and attention, and we have taken those like monkeys plucking coconuts and tried amidst our banging and crashing around to and apply the same rules of love care and attention to create a free story for everyone. Here come the credits they deserve, you will see a description of the sound, their username, and a link to the sound on freesound.org. Hopefully this will mean you can use them and they are receiving the credit they deserve! Seagulls / port sounds I life plus derangedhttps://freesound.org/people/deranged/sounds/208074/ Airfiled sounds blouhondhttps://freesound.org/people/blouhond/sounds/157947/and klankbeeldhttps://freesound.org/people/klankbeeld/sounds/239597/ Plane engine starts âguns upâ Cheeseheadburgerhttps://freesound.org/people/Cheeseheadburger/sounds/141519/ Grinding of gears lonemonkhttps://freesound.org/people/lonemonk/sounds/185580/ Prop plane takeoff:Digifishmusic on https://www.freesound.org/s/54968/ And cheeseheadburger on https://www.freesound.org/s/141522/ Crecendo of plane taking off sebastianlundhttps://freesound.org/people/sebastianlund/sounds/45224/and Jedimichaelhttps://freesound.org/people/Jedimichael/sounds/83882/ Cork pop Kinotonhttps://freesound.org/people/Kinoton/sounds/347353/glugging BenDickshttps://freesound.org/people/BenDicks/sounds/151682/ Plane cutting used chopped up above from lonemonk Tapping (the needle) engreitzhttps://freesound.org/people/engreitz/sounds/79028/ Grunt use above cutting from lonemonk Opening plane window Taira Komorihttps://freesound.org/people/Taira%20Komori/sounds/212013/ Flop out of window swiftoidhttps://freesound.org/people/swiftoid/sounds/184312/ -
Brian and his new family set sail across the Atlantic, giving them plenty of time to discuss the mission. And get buff stoking the furnace.
Brian Hovis, like all who appear with him, is a fictional character. I know! Amazing that this isnât a documentary right? Here are the credits behind the curtain of magic and lies that is entertainment. Written by Hywel Evans and Russell GomerEdited by Hywel, zen-guided by Russell.Songs by Hywel with lyrics from Hywel and Russell.Performed, every part, every-single-voice-you-hear by Mr Ian Conningham. Scott Lee Cupp wrote the wonderful main theme and is called âAfricaâ which we purchased for use in our free podcasts, from the great website http://www.audiomicro.com/ Hywel Evans dawbed out the other music you hear. Far inferior to Scottâs work. Sound Effects:We made some sound effects ourself, used some in the Logic Pro and Garage Band / iLife library, and got many from the wonderful freesound.org a great website for podcast makers providing free content in exchange for credits. All sounds were amended in some way during mixing, and the licence applicable to most but not all is here https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ All sounds have been edited into a large story using the edit techniques needed to tell that story. As such some sounds have been changed, and the owners of these sounds are not necessarily endorsing the use by Brian Hovisâ creators. These things have to be said. Essentially, people who made free sounds on freesound.org have done so with love, care and attention, and we have taken those like monkeys plucking coconuts and tried amidst our banging and crashing around to and apply the same rules of love care and attention to create a free story for everyone. Here come the credits they deserve, you will see a description of the sound, their username, and a link to the sound on freesound.org. Hopefully this will mean you can use them and they are receiving the credit they deserve! Ships horn TiredHippohttps://freesound.org/people/TiredHippo/sounds/317386/ Engine room / furnace / fire yottasoundshttps://freesound.org/people/yottasounds/sounds/380780/and barryguseyhttps://freesound.org/people/barrygusey/sounds/134907/and finnbusterhttps://freesound.org/people/finnbuster/sounds/16948/and iankathhttps://freesound.org/people/iankath/sounds/173991/and ambience of ship from inchadneyhttps://freesound.org/people/inchadney/sounds/133818/ Furnace door closes. nofeedbakhttps://freesound.org/people/nofeedbak/sounds/21859/ Singer flailing in a large empty room (ian) Guillotine followed by outdoor sounds smidoidhttps://freesound.org/people/smidoid/sounds/50063/ Thunder crashes sean.townsendhttps://freesound.org/people/sean.townsend/sounds/140293/ OUTDOOR birds to all silent Cymeonhttps://freesound.org/people/Cymeon/sounds/245404/ Thunder dying (use thunder above) âA Perfect top F Sharp (ian) Stones fall, build, huge stone collapse.Small stone fall aerrorhttps://freesound.org/people/aerror/sounds/350749/stones falling in quarry oniwehttps://freesound.org/people/oniwe/sounds/32871/Tectonic rumble digifishmusichttps://freesound.org/people/digifishmusic/sounds/53765/USE ilife Volcano erupting too Seagulls / seascape using ilife -
Chapter 1
Brian is very brave, and makes a tit of himself in public.
Notes:
Chapter 1Brian Hovis, like all who appear with him, is a fictional character. I know! Amazing that this isnât a documentary right? Here are the credits behind the curtain of magic and lies that is entertainment. Written by Hywel Evans and Russell GomerEdited by Hywel, zen-guided by Russell.Songs by Hywel with lyrics from Hywel and Russell.Performed, every part, every-single-voice-you-hear by Mr Ian Conningham. Scott Lee Cupp wrote the wonderful main theme and is called âAfricaâ which we purchased for use in our free podcasts, from the great website http://www.audiomicro.com/ Hywel Evans dawbed out the other music you hear. Far inferior to Scottâs work. Sound Effects:We made some sound effects ourself, used some in the Logic Pro and Garage Band / iLife library, and got many from the wonderful freesound.org a great website for podcast makers providing free content in exchange for credits. All sounds were amended in some way during mixing, and the licence applicable to most but not all is here https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ All sounds have been edited into a large story using the edit techniques needed to tell that story. As such some sounds have been changed, and the owners of these sounds are not necessarily endorsing the use by Brian Hovisâ creators. These things have to be said. Essentially, people who made free sounds on freesound.org have done so with love, care and attention, and we have taken those like monkeys plucking coconuts and tried amidst our banging and crashing around to and apply the same rules of love care and attention to create a free story for everyone. Here come the credits they deserve, you will see a description of the sound, their username, and a link to the sound on freesound.org. Hopefully this will mean you can use them and they are receiving the credit they deserve! Pacing SpliceSoundhttps://freesound.org/people/SpliceSound/sounds/170503/ Crows blimp66https://freesound.org/people/blimp66/sounds/353432/ Metal hammering arnaud coutancierhttps://freesound.org/people/arnaud%20coutancier/sounds/388060/ Lawn mower OroborosNZhttps://freesound.org/people/OroborosNZ/sounds/141248/ Helicopter ilife fx Train passing quboduphttps://freesound.org/people/qubodup/sounds/219591/ Phone ringing using I life Hand clapping by ThatoMadiskwanehttps://freesound.org/people/ThatoMadiskwane/sounds/490627/
Phone hang up by kyliankhttps://freesound.org/people/kyliank/sounds/178537/ Emergency flight training course FreqManhttps://freesound.org/people/FreqMan/sounds/19892/ Footstepson concrete by Miguelpascuccihttps://freesound.org/people/miguelpascucci/sounds/349678/
Plane fly-by ilife Walking in snow luminadiihttps://freesound.org/people/luminadii/sounds/336765/ Cabin door opening EpicWizardhttps://freesound.org/people/EpicWizard/sounds/345311/ Unfolding paper achase4uhttps://freesound.org/people/achase4u/sounds/341805/ Blizzard (as above)Plan fly-by (as above) Judges gavel odditonichttps://freesound.org/people/odditonic/sounds/187706/ Cars passing at speed Oscar de Ăvilahttps://freesound.org/people/Oscar%20de%20%C3%81vila/sounds/139967/ New York â traffic noise knufdshttps://freesound.org/people/knufds/sounds/345948/
Push bar door by kyleshttps://freesound.org/people/kyles/sounds/453969/
Body hitting ground by leonelmailhttps://freesound.org/people/leonelmail/sounds/504626/
Entering the auditorium J.Zazvurekhttps://freesound.org/people/J.Zazvurek/sounds/60786/ Auditorium soundscape gchasehttps://freesound.org/people/gchase/sounds/144042/and blouhondhttps://freesound.org/people/blouhond/sounds/163390/ Audience laughters and applauses lonemonkhttps://freesound.org/people/lonemonk/sounds/72844/ Slap Syna-Maxhttps://freesound.org/people/Syna-Max/sounds/43586/ Audience gasps unchazhttps://freesound.org/people/unchaz/sounds/150964/and Adam_Nhttps://freesound.org/people/Adam_N/sounds/324895/ Audience sympathetic noah0189https://freesound.org/people/noah0189/sounds/264499/ Audience amused club soundhttps://freesound.org/people/club%20sound/sounds/105225/ Brianâs leg kicks Eustace PorkMuncherhttps://freesound.org/people/PorkMuncher/sounds/263675/and SpliceSoundhttps://freesound.org/people/SpliceSound/sounds/188219/ Augdience gasp jayfrostinghttps://freesound.org/people/jayfrosting/sounds/333402/ Audience go wild FoolBoyMediahttps://freesound.org/people/FoolBoyMedia/sounds/397435/ and unchazhttps://freesound.org/people/unchaz/sounds/150957/and lonemonkhttps://freesound.org/people/lonemonk/sounds/31169/ Auditorium door slamming mparsons99https://freesound.org/people/mparsons99/sounds/89142/and theneedle.tvhttps://freesound.org/people/theneedle.tv/sounds/379916/ Auditorium door opening (as above) Audience disappointed jayfrostinghttps://freesound.org/people/jayfrosting/sounds/333384/and kuklahttps://freesound.org/people/kukla/sounds/94105/ Audience applaud makosanhttps://freesound.org/people/makosan/sounds/135191/follwed by ambience by IllusiaProductionshttps://freesound.org/people/IllusiaProductions/sounds/249940/ Audience chatting edhutschekhttps://freesound.org/people/edhutschek/sounds/242604/ Punch in the face ihitokagehttps://freesound.org/people/ihitokage/sounds/395352/and kuzyabursthttps://freesound.org/people/kuzyaburst/sounds/196120/ Dialling on a mobile phone lhardiehttps://freesound.org/people/lhardie/sounds/323186/ -
Brian is about to have something thrust upon him. This could be one, or any number of, the following.
a) A tea towel
b) An Adventure
c) Soup
This podcast was made with your heart in mind. We only wanted to make you happy. If we do, please help us do that again, coz we're really in debt after this. So go to lowfatradio.com and buy a Tee or a expeical feature or something. Cheers.
Some notes:
Brian Hovis, like all who appear with him, is a fictional character. I know! Amazing that this isnât a documentary right? Here are the credits behind the curtain of magic and lies that is entertainment. Written by Hywel Evans and Russell GomerEdited by Hywel, zen-guided by Russell.Songs by Hywel with lyrics from Hywel and Russell.Performed, every part, every-single-voice-you-hear by Mr Ian Conningham. This is an entire work of fiction, any similarities in name of places people or companies is unintentional and entirely the work of the imagination.
Thanks to Stuart Morgan of Audio Always for the kindness to let us use his booth for a day to record the entire series.
Programmes used, should you be nerdy enough to care, include Logic Pro X and an increasingly slower-by-the-day Macbook on a couch. Scott Lee Cupp wrote the wonderful main theme and is called âAfricaâ which we purchased for use in our free podcasts, from the great website http://www.audiomicro.com/ Hywel Evans dawbed out the other music and songs you hear. Far inferior to Scottâs work. Sound Effects:We made some sound effects ourself, used some in the Logic Pro and Garage Band / iLife library, and got many from the wonderful freesound.org a great website for podcast makers providing free content in exchange for credits. All sounds were amended in some way during mixing, and the licence applicable to most but not all is here https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ All sounds have been edited into a large story using the edit techniques needed to tell that story. As such some sounds have been changed, and the owners of these sounds are not necessarily endorsing the use by Brian Hovisâ creators. These things have to be said. Essentially, people who made free sounds on freesound.org have done so with love, care and attention, and we have taken those like monkeys plucking coconuts and tried amidst our banging and crashing around to and apply the same rules of love care and attention to create a free story for everyone. Here come the credits they deserve, you will see a description of the sound, their username, and a link to the sound on freesound.org. Hopefully this will mean you can use them and they are receiving the credit they deserve! Desert sounds from Kanagaroovindaloo here https://www.freesound.org/s/138288/Wind sound from luciolepri herehttps://www.freesound.org/s/186635/ Drumming of hoovesGalloping sound created on freesound.org by ElĂ€imet KotielĂ€imet Animals » Hevonen ohi, kaviot / Horse passing by galloping on asphalt, hooves clattering https://www.freesound.org/s/369532/ Heavy breathing TomchikRechttps://freesound.org/people/TomchikRec/sounds/372241/ Buzz CGEffexhttps://freesound.org/people/CGEffex/sounds/99956/ Army of shouts DickBloxhttps://freesound.org/people/DickBlox/sounds/101871/ Gunshots from quboduphttps://freesound.org/people/qubodup/sounds/184750/
Sandstorm from Meepalicioushttps://freesound.org/people/Meepalicious/sounds/244807/
Door opening door opening EpicWizardhttps://freesound.org/people/EpicWizard/sounds/345311/
Tractor start from radwochttps://freesound.org/people/radwoc/sounds/256808/
Tractor running by cmusounddesignhttps://freesound.org/people/cmusounddesign/sounds/72026/
Breakfast noises from https://freesound.org/people/Joljo/sounds/174086/
Cuckoo and the nightingale from Vonorahttps://freesound.org/people/Vonora/sounds/269570/
Magazine sounds from fieldtapeshttps://freesound.org/people/fieldtapes/sounds/271342/
Bush from schademanshttps://freesound.org/people/schademans/sounds/2596/
Shed door from Hanbaalhttps://freesound.org/people/Hanbaal/sounds/178674/
Tent flaps by kevinkacehttps://freesound.org/peoJoljople/kevinkace/sounds/66773/
Ticking Clock InspectorJhttps://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/343130/ Owl 13FPanska_Machacova_Petrahttps://freesound.org/people/13FPanska_Machacova_Petra/sounds/377529/
Footsteps from sinatra314https://freesound.org/people/sinatra314/sounds/209473/
tv switch off NLMhttps://freesound.org/people/NLM/sounds/262401/ Fireplace juskiddinkhttps://freesound.org/people/juskiddink/sounds/215658/ Crunches junkfood2121https://freesound.org/people/junkfood2121/sounds/202145/ Voicemail beep kwahmah_02https://freesound.org/people/kwahmah_02/sounds/274759/ Knock at window Eneaszhttps://freesound.org/people/Eneasz/sounds/388395/ Window opens semccabhttps://freesound.org/people/semccab/sounds/154389/ Rain from pulswellehttps://freesound.org/people/pulswelle/sounds/194204/ Thunder crashes using ilife scraping oscaraudiogeekhttps://freesound.org/people/oscaraudiogeek/sounds/328934/ Crashing downstairs in a suit of armour Branraineyhttps://www.freesound.org/s/142351/
Chapter 1
Brian is very brave, and makes a tit of himself in public.
