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Today we are discussing the final episode of Our Flag Means Death! Join us for our deep dive into season 2, episode 8, “Mermen.”
You can watch this episode by joining our Patreon!
The Patreon version of this episode contains bonus content about living in the middle of nowhere, SpongeBob squarepants, Ryan Gosling’s Oscars performance, that one viral house listing, pie vs cake, and the world record holder for the most snake bites.
Stick around, because we will be releasing more gay pirate episodes from time to time!
Thank you to everyone who has come on this journey with us, and especially to everyone who supports us on Patreon and/or our sticker club, because you all are the folks who make this possible 🖤
Be sure to check out our Gay Pirate merch before it gets retired!
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And of course, listen to our other podcasts!!!
The Gayly Planet is about Star Trek: The Next Generation
EsGAYpe From Reality is about the Simon Snow series by Rainbow Rowell
We Are The Gayers is about Buffy the Vampire SlayerCheers, m’dears
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Today we are discussing Our Flag Means Death season 2, episode 7, “Man on Fire.”
You can get your “Be Gay Do Crime” sticker here!
Find this episode’s image roundup here
The Patreon version of this episode contains a TON of bonus content, including: the Lost Girls series by Alan Moore, the types of alcohol that your hosts have *feelings* about, Iron Widow and throuple representation (and Jessie’s cat’s feelings about it!), goth kiddos, and flight anxiety.
Here’s the cocktail recipe for our next episode!
-1.5 oz jalapeño tequila (OR 1 oz jalapeño simple syrup for na version)
-3 oz Pineapple juice
-lime juice to taste (you’ll need more for the na version to balance the sweetness)
Blend with ice and serve with a spicy salt rimInterested in a portrait by Lark? You can commission one either through our shop or by joining our Patreon for a full year! Here’s the instagram post with details as well.
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Today we are talking about Our Flag Means Death season 2, episode 6, Calypso’s Birthday.
Here’s your image roundup for this episode!
You can order a “Be Gay Do Crime” Revenge sticker here!
Patrons get extended versions of every episode! The Patreon version of this episode contains bonus content about the joy of rearranging furniture, whiskey, centipede fear, and who on the Revenge is not afraid of spiders.
Interested in a portrait by Lark? You can commission one through our shop!
Find all of our shows and information about everything we do on our website, hashtagruthless.com
Find all the ways you can support our work here!
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Today we are discussing Our Flag Means Death season 2, episode 5, “The Curse of the Seafaring Life.”
You can preorder a “Be Gay Do Crime” Revenge sticker here!
Interested in a portrait by Lark? You can commission one either through our shop or by joining our Patreon for a full year! Here’s the instagram post with details as well.
The image roundup for this episode is available here!
Patrons get extended versions of every episode! The Patreon version of this episode contains bonus content about rats, Swedish fish, and the best sour candy; peanut butter desserts/baking with sun butter; and an extended version of our conversation about being alone in our brains.
Find all of our shows and information about everything we do on our website, hashtagruthless.com
Find all the ways you can support our work here!
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Today we are discussing Our Flag Means Death season 2, episode 4, “Fun and Games.”
Screenshot roundup can be found here
Here’s Buttons’ vessel, should you happen to live in the UK and also desire to turn into a bird!
You can preorder a “Be Gay Do Crime” Revenge sticker now! (It’s also available as a mug!)
Interested in a portrait by Lark? You can commission one either through our shop or by joining our Patreon for a full year! Here’s the instagram post with details as well.
Patrons get extended versions of every episode! The Patreon version of this episode contains a bonus conversation about where Ed went wrong with his arachnophobia exposure-therapy plan!
Find all of our shows and information about everything we do on our website, hashtagruthless.com
Find all the ways you can support our work here!
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Today we are discussing Our Flag Means Death season 2, episode 3, “The Innkeeper.”
Interested in a portrait by Lark? You can commission one either through our shop or by joining our Patreon for a full year! Here’s the instagram post with details as well.
Patrons get extended versions of every episode! The Patreon version of this episode contains bonus content about Veronica Mars and The Village People, as well as a bonus Rufio video clip!
Check out our super cute merch including our brand new “Be Gay Do Crime” pirate ship mug!!!
Find all of our shows and information about everything we do on our website, hashtagruthless.com
Find all the ways you can support our work here!
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Today we are discussing Our Flag Means Death season 2, episode 2: Red Flags.
Find an image roundup for this episode here!
Our Patrons get extended versions of every episode! The Patreon version of this episode contains bonus content about eating vs tasting, forgetting how to podcast (again!), your hosts’ bookshelf organization preferences, and iconic court transcript TikToks!
Please leave us a 5 star written review, it helps folks find us and also makes our hearts happy!
Find us at hashtagruthless.com, on instagram, and on Patreon!
Listen to our other podcasts:
The Gayly Planet
EsGAYpe From Reality
We Are The GayersCheck out our lovely merch!
The Gay Pirate Podcast is a deep dive analysis of Our Flag Means Death, one episode at a time. Hosted by queer IRL pirates Lark Malakai Grey and Jessie Blount of Hashtag Ruthless Productions.
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The Gay Pirate Podcast is back!!! And today we are discussing Our Flag Means Death season 2 episode 1, Impossible Birds.
At the moment I can’t find a good resource for s2 screenshots, so if you have one please email it to [email protected] so I can create image roundups for the episodes!
Our Patrons get extended versions of every episode! The Patreon version of this episode contains bonus content about: us forgetting how to podcast; cold-open vs. teaser (turns out they are interchangeable!); Puff the Magic Dragon; a Rufio interruption; an extended pog digression; and Star Trek!
Please leave us a 5 star written review, it helps folks find us and also makes our hearts happy!
Find us at hashtagruthless.com and on instagram
Listen to our other podcasts:
The Gayly Planet
EsGAYpe From Reality
We Are The GayersCheck out our lovely merch!
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Today we have a very special bonus episode for you, in which Jessie wrote a fanfic, and Lark reads it to you!
Support us on Patreon for tons of bonus content and also to keep us on the air!
Find us at hashtagruthless.com and on instagram
Listen to our other podcasts:
The Gayly Planet
EsGAYpe From Reality
We Are The GayersCheck out our lovely merch!
We will be back with episode one of season two on January 2nd!
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With season two of Our Flag Means Death mere days away, we put together this lovely little bonus episode for you! Featuring special guests @ourflagmeansdeathbb and @gonzo_vs_taika, as well as submissions from many of you, we sat down to talk about our hopes and predictions for the new season.
Stay tuned for more bonus episodes as we prepare for season two of The Gay Pirate Podcast!
If you miss us, be sure to check out our other podcasts and follow us on instagram!
Cheers, m’dears!
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The Gay Pirate Podcast will be back in your ears on January 2nd!
Until then, you can get your Hashtag Ruthless fill by listening to our other pods! Find all the information about us at hashtagruthless.com
Follow us on instagram to stay up to date on all things queer pirate!
Support us on Patreon for extended episodes of all our podcasts, plus oodles of other amazing bonus content!
Lark’s tarot deck, Under the Bed Tarot, is now available in our shop!
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Avast ye, and happy Pride! In order to kick this month off in the gayest way we can, today we have a bonus episode all about pirates and astrology--specifically the astrology of the crew of the Revenge. To make things even better, we were joined for this episode by the incomparable Courtney Perkins of the astro meme account Not All Geminis!
Cheers m'queers!
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Subscribe to The Gayly Planet now to celebrate Summer CAMP with us!
We Are The Gayers, our Buffy podcast, is now available wherever you listen to pods!
You can join our sticker club, check out our shop, listen to our podcasts, and read our Guide to Firing JK Rowling all on our website, Hashtagruthless.com
Support us on Patreon for extended episodes of all our podcasts, plus oodles of other amazing bonus content!
Lark’s tarot deck, Under the Bed Tarot, is now available in our shop!
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Happy Halloween-in-December slash Yule, everyone!
Viago, Vlad, Deacon, and Petyr are just four vampires living their vampire lives in Wellington New Zealand, being followed around by an indie documentary crew, like ya do. Like the indie documentary that it is, not a whole lot happens but also so much happens in the way of silly hijinks and excellent jokes.
Join us aboard the Gay Pirate Podcast for a rollicking good time as we discuss What We Do In The Shadows the MOVIE!
What the heck is The Toast?
If you are going to miss us between now and next season, you should check out our other podcasts: The Gayly Prophet, EsGAYpe From Reality, and We Are The Gayers
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PART TWO! Stede “the Audacity” Bonnet thinks he can just slide right back into his old life, but instead, Mary’s like “new phone, who dis?” and his kids are like “dad who?” and Evelyn is like “murder’s a natural cause,” so Stede’s gotta skedaddle, like, now. After realizing what we’ve all been screaming at our TVs this whole time (that he’s in love with Ed, obvs), he stages an epic f**kery and follows his heart into the sea.
Meanwhile, Ed spends a while practicing healthy heartbreak coping until Izzy “top me, daddy” Hands ruins everything and turns him back into the Kraken. To prove that he is still Blackbeard he cuts off Izzy’s toe, throws all Stede’s stuff out on the lawn, pushes Lucius overboard, and maroons the crew on the literal desert island emoji 🏝, bidding farewell to Bonnet’s playthings just in time to miss Stede’s reappearance. Of course.
Join us aboard the Gay Pirate Podcast for PART TWO of our discussion of Our Flag Means Death season 1 episode 10, Wherever You Go, There You Are.
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Stede Bonnet
Edward Teach
Izzy Fooking Hands
Read about Mary’s art here and here
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Stede “the Audacity” Bonnet thinks he can just slide right back into his old life, but instead, Mary’s like “new phone, who dis?” and his kids are like “dad who?” and Evelyn’s like “murder’s a natural cause,” so Stede’s gotta skedaddle, like, now. After finally realizing what we’ve all been screaming at our TVs this whole time (that he’s in love with Ed, obvs), he stages an epic f**kery and follows his heart into the sea.
Meanwhile, Ed spends a while practicing healthy heartbreak coping until Izzy “top me, daddy” Hands ruins everything and turns him back into the Kraken. To prove that he is still Blackbeard he cuts off Izzy’s toe, throws all Stede’s stuff out on the lawn, pushes Lucius overboard, and maroons the crew on the literal desert island emoji 🏝, bidding farewell to Bonnet’s playthings just in time to miss Stede’s reappearance. Of course.
Join us for PART ONE of our discussion of Our Flag Means Death season 1 episode 10, Wherever You Go, There You Are. This episode was recorded live and you can watch the whole thing, which includes guests, costumes, and a Q&A, by purchasing a ticket here!
Want to check out the live show guests?
Find Seaweed Brain Podcast here!
Find The Nerds are Typing here!
Find OurFlagMeansDeathBB here!
Images of everything we discussed are on the episode webpage!
If you like this podcast check out our other ones: The Gayly Prophet and EsGAYpe From Reality
Join us on Patreon to celebrate Hot Pirate Summer with us! (and to get access to our Buffy podcast, We Are The Gayers!)
Want some Hot Pirate merch?? Check out our shop!
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Izzy Hands had a whole plan to rescue his beloved Blackbeard from the clutches of Stede Fooking Bonnet, but Edward Teach had other ideas. After invoking the titular Act of Grace, Ed and Stede end up at the Academy for Wayward Seamen, where a clean shaven Blackbeard-turned-Ed confesses his feelings for Stede and they KISS on the BEACH because they are GAY PIRATES IN LOVE!!!
But then, oh no! Stede gets kidnapped by Chauncey Badminton who shoots himself through the eye in a drunken haze, causing Stede to bolt home like a panicked rabbit. Seemingly abandoned by his love, Ed returns to the Revenge just in time to (unfortunately) save Izzy from the crew’s mutiny.
Join us aboard The Gay Pirate Podcast for Our Flag Means Death season 1 episode 9, Act of Grace
Images of everything we discussed are on the episode webpage!
If you like this podcast check out our other ones: The Gayly Prophet and EsGAYpe From Reality
Join us on Patreon to celebrate Hot Pirate Summer with us!
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You know that feeling when you’re trying to bask in moon glow and some jackass with a weird mustache and a shitty attitude interrupts? That’s right, Calico Jack is on the scene, ready to cause a ruckus and doing a right fine job of it too. He has a plan to get Blackbeard away from the Revenge before the British show up, and he would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for this meddling witch and his little bird.
Instead, Jack dies (good riddance), and Ed returns to the Revenge in time to get captured alongside his beloved like this is a Shakespeare play or something. Also there’s that moment with the foot touch and The Chain by Fleetwood Mac, RIP all of our hearts.
Join us aboard The Gay Pirate Podcast as we discuss Our Flag Means Death season 1 episode 8, We Gull Way Back!
Get your tickets to our live recording of the season one finale! There will be pirate costumes, special guests, a live Q&A, and more!
Images of everything we discussed are on the episode webpage!
If you like this podcast check out our other ones: The Gayly Prophet and EsGAYpe From Reality
Join us on Patreon to celebrate Hot Pirate Summer with us! (and to get access to our Buffy podcast, We Are The Gayers!)
Want some Hot Pirate merch?? Check out our shop!
Follow us on instagram and twitter for more OFMD content!
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The Swede has scurvy, but who cares about that when Blackbeard might leave the Revenge? Lucky for everyone, a trip to St. Augustine solves both problems, because the crew go round up both some oranges and some poignant backstory from Jim’s nana while Stede takes Ed on date—sorry—treasure hunt!
Join us aboard The Gay Pirate Podcast for a discussion of Season 1, episode 7, This is Happening.
Don’t forget to grab your tickets for our live show on July 23rd!
Images of all the things we discussed today will be on the episode webpage.
Wanna read about crushes?
Wanna make a 40-orange cake?
If you like this podcast check out our other ones: The Gayly Prophet and EsGAYpe From Reality
Join us on Patreon to celebrate Hot Pirate Summer with us! (and to get access to our Buffy podcast, We Are The Gayers!)
Want some Hot Pirate merch?? Check out our shop!
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Ed foolishly introduces Stede to the Art of F**kery, and Stede, theatre gay that he is, obviously cannot wait to try it himself. The crew pull out all the stops and trick some unsuspecting Dutch merchants into participating in immersive theatre. Ed, who was supposed to murder Stede, instead has a trauma flashback about killing his dickhead dad, which results in his and Stede’s relationship becoming even closer.
Lucky for everyone, Ed taught Stede how to get stabbed without dying, because Izzy fooking Hands challenges him to a fooking duel for Ed’s heart. Stede wins because the man has expensive tastes, and as we all know, Brazilian cherry wood beats sword.
Join us aboard The Gay Pirate Podcast for our discussion of Our Flag Means Death season 1, episode 6: The Art of F**kery
Get your tickets to our live recording of the season one finale! There will be pirate costumes, special guests, a live Q&A, and more!
If you like this podcast check out our other ones: The Gayly Prophet and EsGAYpe From Reality
Join us on Patreon to celebrate Hot Pirate Summer with us! (and to get access to our Buffy podcast, We Are The Gayers!)
Want some Hot Pirate merch?? Check out our shop!
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It’s party time! The Revenge crew raid a ship and come away with invites to some sort of fancy party for hoity-toity people, where Oluwande and Frenchie conduct the world’s first pyramid scheme, Blackbeard charms everyone as Jeff the Accountant, and Stede has no fun at all until these posh nobs turn on his beloved Ed, at which point he pulls out the sick burns—both metaphorically and literally.
Back on the Revenge, Izzy Hands is trying to start his own homophobia party, but no one wants to because “be gay do crime” is literally the point of piracy.
Join us aboard The Gay Pirate Podcast as we discuss Our Flag Means Death season 1 episode 5, “the Best Revenge is Dressing Well.”
Read the stuff we talked about in this episode:
The tumblr post about race and the representation of Blackbeard in Our Flag Means Death
Flowers and what they stand for
Gavia’s article for the Daily Dot
Don't forget to check out the episode webpage for images of a bunch of the stuff we talked about this week!
If you like this podcast check out our other ones: The Gayly Prophet and EsGAYpe From Reality
Join us on Patreon to celebrate Hot Pirate Summer with us! (and to get access to our Buffy podcast, We Are The Gayers!)
Want some Hot Pirate merch?? Check out our shop!
Follow us on instagram and twitter for more OFMD content!
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