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Hey y'all!
As promised, here is 2 of 2, we bring you Red vs. Blue!
This series was created by Rooster Teeth and while I (Ani) have not seen all of these episodes, I appreciate the humor. I appreciate it so much that the whole "Puma" scene has also lived rent free in my head since 2003.
For thos of you familiar with the video game Halo, you will recognize a lot of the jokes in this show. I, on the other hand, despised that video game because I would always get shot down as soon as I spawned in. But that's just an old, festered wound. It's fine.
Sit back, relax, and enjoy this extreme game of capture the flag!
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Hey y'all!
Remember how we said we have new things in store for y'all?
Well here it is! One of two episodes for today's relase, starting with one of my (Ani) personal favorites, Charlie the Unicorn!
This unhinged video has lived rent free in my head since I was 15. And I live with no regerts.
That being said, Get Up! We're going to Candy Mountain!
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Hey y'all!
Welcome to a galaxy far, far away. We finally get Misty to watch the OG Star Wars and enjoy her numerous reactions to well, everything about the movie.
Here's a sneak peek at what's to come: "Space exploration and they're calling the neighbor dude a wizard?!"
I'm sure many, if not all, of you listeners have seen Star Wars, or at the very least know the premise of the movie. If not, well I feel for you. Watch the movies. Learn things.
Anyway, sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride!
This episode speaks for itself!
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Hey y'all!
Our adventure continues with our daring trio.
After escaping a werewolf monster attack in a shady Inn dangling on a precipice; one of our girlies receiving a hell puppy, and another finding a gorgeous ivory comb after having been through way more than anyone's fair share of beauty mishaps, our heroes-in-training finally come across Shady Creek Run.
Let's not forget that this "lovely" town is a haven for every low-life possible. Which means nothing is going to go smoothly. Did we expect anything less? No. Were we hoping for a little break in the disasters? Yes.
When I say things don't go smoothly, what I mean to say is that shit goes way sideways not only does our group get their asses handed to them, but they also lose something. Something important.
What will happen next?
Stay tuned for more!
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Hey y'all!
We are back with more of The Armenian Dating Show! Where we ask Talar if she knows/recognizes any of the new faces we see on the show because she knows EVERYONE. We also severely judge the dates these people go on, and just how cringy some can be. Honestly, they should hire us as the matchmakers, because we saw better couplings amongst different people than the dates the producers choose for these saps looking for love.
One of the contestants really needs to get over themselves and learn to wear better-fitting clothing.
Sit back, relax, and enjoy the show!
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Hey y'all!
Welcome to another late post by yours truly. Verily, my sincerest apologies dear listeners.
Anyhoo, we continue with our Eurovision entry songs from Armenia as we continue with Armenian Heritage Month!
Unlike last time, we remembered to watch only the actual music video submissions and not the stage performance (which might be a separate episode? Maybe? One day?)
So sit back, relax, and enjoy the show!
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Hey y'all!
It's April, which means (for us) that it's Armenian History Month!
While we won't be hosting actual history lessons, we will be indulging in some Armenian culture. To start things off, we're going back in time - circa 2006 - to watch Armenia's performances at Eurovision throughout the years.
Disclaimer: We realized halfway through that we were watching (not necessarily) the wrong videos - ie. the final performances vs the video they submitted - either way, we now have some interesting images that will live rent-free in our minds for a while.
As an added bonus, we will be posting some Armenian culture/language what have you on our Instagram throughout the month so make sure to look out for that!
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Hey y'all!
Greetings guests, and welcome to Moon Keeper Inn!
Our one-star inn is precariously tucked between cliffs and suspended over a massive ravine that will be sure to knock your socks off! While our accomdiations may not be the cleanest of sorts, we make up for it with a stunning view of the moon and a bracing breeze.
Our inn is pet friendly, and we offer a delicious dinner of slop!
We hope you survive your stay! 🌙
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Hey y'all!
Are y'all sick and tired of our trivia episodes?
Too bad, we've got another one coming for you!
Don't worry though, we're wrapping things up with our Social Media Trivia!
You'd think, as a generation that grew up with the emergence of social media, we'd know almost all the answers. But, alas, we were stumped yet again.
Anywho...sit back, relax, and enjoy the show!
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Hey y'all!
Get your passports and luggage ready, because we're traveling on this episode!
Trivia season is upon us and we are here to get our butt's kicked with how much we don't know...again.
I-Ani-was hoping I would do pretty well because I leave the house more than our favorite host-Misty-but damn, did I get a rude awakening. I guess it's time I stop being surprised at how little I know of the world. It's like my brain stopped absorbing new information after 2008....Millennial problems
Let's see how well you do as we travel around the globe!
So sit back, relax, and enjoy your flight!
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Hey, y'all!
We're back with more trivia! Join us as we test our knowledge on all things related to gaming and it's history. We didn't do horrible...but the results were still unsatisfactory.
Some of the answer choices though, I will say, need updating. The second-hand embarrassment is real in this one.
Sit back, relax, and enjoy the show!
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Hey, y'all!
I have but one thing and one thing only to say: Dry Grass Burns
No, nothing was set on fire, our trio did not burn down or destroy the festival, but they did cause a raucous, possibly getting themselves banned from future festivals. You know, as they do.
Sir Goosington, of course, is the culprit to most of the chaos. As per usual
Enjoy!
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Hey y'all!
And welcome to our first Book Review!
What started off as a gag, to torment Erin and send her the most unhinged shit possible and nag her into reading a Shrek smut book, turned into a full fledged book club. The name of our club started off as "Erin Will Hate This" Book Club to "Should Have Stayed Curious".
Really...we should have stayed curious.
While the others in the club read the actual physical book, I decided to get the audiobook version and just get it over with. I can't decide who had it worse...those who had to actually see the bad writing and grammar and syntax and severe lack of editing OR the lone idiot who's ears will forever be haunted by the cadence of Beck's voice...
Welcome to our Review of "Get In My Swamp: An Ogre Love Story"
We read it, so you don't have to.
Enjoy!
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Hey y'all!
Love can be found in many forms; romantic, familial, camaraderie, etc.
When you find yourself in a far away land, all of these come into play. And if there's one story that beats all the rest when it comes to adventure, love, loyalty, and friendship it's The Princess Bride!
Pirates, sword-fighting, kidnapping, political intrigue and machinations, swimming with electric eels! Honestly what more you could ask from a great story?
Nothing. The answer is Nothing.
When someone asks you to recommend a story/movie that has no downsides, it's this.
Enjoy!
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Hey y'all!
The month of loooove is in full swing! (Gag)
As your wonderful, forever single hosts, we bring you a game of screaming red flags that will make anyone questioning their single status, quite happy to be (and stay) single.
As the idiot who has gone through several failed relationships, this game (along with the filthy reality of the dating world) just crushes any little hope I may have for a happily ever after. IF there was a happily ever after for us, we were born too late. Wrong place, wrong time.
Never settle for filth.
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Hey y'all!
Welcome to February! January always feels like it goes on forever, but alas we are here at the beginning of the second month of 2024...it's all downhill from here.
Not only is February the month of love (gag) but it's also Lunar New Year!
While we don't have any dragons in store for y'all this month (or do we?) we decided to showcase our bitterness and joy at being single, while watching others suffer the mingling world.
That being said, we bring you the next 2 episodes of The Armenian Dating Show! The show that ALL my friends are desperate to get me on as a contestant just so they can enjoy the pre-date interrogation process. The show where we realize just how small a world we live in when Talar tells us she knows half the people on the show, and her strong feelings about some of them.
Sit back, relax, and enjoy the wild ride!
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Hey y'all!
Welcome back to the festival!
We've won some prizes, we've made some "friends", we've partaken in more tournaments and wowed the audience as Jaz'Zara shows them all what a real ranger can do. Not only that, but Valkaria gets to go on her first date!
And let's not forget the magically imbued ring that Valkaria commissions from Qwak. Magic that is hit or miss at best, and either flings Valkaria towards her staff, or hurls the staff to her. Magic - what can you do?
Speaking of magic, Valkaria begins to understand the extent of her magic as she nearly takes out our beloved Asha during a maze. And clearly, Asha will wreak her vengeance.
Festivities and prizes and drinks aside, our trio encounters some disturbing scenes; broken lanterns, blood, a body (maybe more). What sinister plots have our trio gotten themselves tangled up into this time?
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Hey y'all!
From the big waves and warm weather of Hawaii to the snow drenched mountains of somewhere cold as fuck Vermont, Johnny's life is turned upside down as his father, who mind you is an unsympathetic jerk, uproots their family in a move that will change Johnny's life forever.
Grab a board (surf or snow ) and get ready to learn why moving your kids in the middle of a school year and without taking their opinions into account suuuucks!
Join us as we watch one of the greatest Original Disney Channel movies of all time, Johnny Tsunami!
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Hey, y'all!
Zedis lapedis! Have you heard the most stellar news? It's your turn to be a Supernova Girl! That's right, Proto Zoa is coming to the Wyndham Space Station and one lucky winner will be chosen!
That means Zenon Kar will have to be on her best behavior and stay out of trouble. Already on thin ice with her parents and the Commander, Zenon just needs to lie low for a few days. But when she accidently stumbles into a plot to destroy her home, Zenon just can't help herself.
Honestly, as a 30-something year old re-watching this film, I am consumed by a sense of awe and dread at the same time. Awe because we, as a people and a generation, had such high hopes for our future. Dread because of how far we haven't come. Zenon lives in 2049 out in a space station (the movie was released in 1999)...it's 2024, and all we've done is launch a car into space blasting music, just adding more junk into space.
Doom and gloom aside, the nostalgia was real when watching this film. Proto Zoa is hot as ever.
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Hey y'all!
Welcome to 2024! A new year, new goals/hopes/dreams/whatever, and another year older right off the bat for me, your cuckoo co-host, Ani!
That's right, my birthday is just around the corner and here we are trying to celebrate as we get overrun by children (two specific children whom I love very much). Be prepared for a whole lot of confusion as I try to answer Misty's questions about my upcoming age change while having to juggle 2 toddlers that just appeared last minute to my house.
If this is a sign for what 34 will look like for me...bring it on. I'm ready to go over the waterfall strapped to a log, in llama form.
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