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Hey everyone, it’s Levi McCurdy back in your ears for Episode 189 of the What Are We Doing Podcast. Before we dive in, you know the drill: if you haven’t already, hit that like button, subscribe, and ring the bell so you never miss one of my signature helium-adjacent vocal flubs. Gold stars await the committed few, and who knows—rack up enough stars and you might unlock some super-secret, definitely-maybe prize. What are we doing?I’m kicking things off with a dilemma: some of you think I’m the funniest person alive, while others insist I give off “weird tweaker vibes.” So I’m putting it to a vote: are you laughing or cringing? Head to the comments, pick a side, and help me settle this bipolar roller coaster once and for all. Stand-up tour or rooftop plunge—your call!Next, I recount my epic ant saga: the cinnamon-vinegar barrier that failed, the borax liquid traps that supposedly worked… until they were mysteriously emptied overnight. Was it an ant rescue squad hauling off their fallen comrades for a proper ant burial? A clandestine spider cleanup crew? Or did I hallucinate 30 tiny corpses after taco night? ChatGPT laid out the straightforward “ants carry the bait home” explanation, but where’s the fun in that? Join me as we dissect the “ant extraction team” conspiracy theory.From tiny invaders to the biggest diva, former President Trump is back on social media, roasting Bruce Springsteen in England and claiming responsibility for Taylor Swift’s “decline” after he tweeted “I hate Taylor Swift.” We unpack his bizarre pivot from musician-bashing to presidential-level clapbacks, and wonder: should world leaders really be ghostwriting their Twitter invective?Our boy Breezy is in a bit of a pickle across the pond—denied bail until June 13th for allegedly bashing a bottle in a London club. What does that mean for his Hershey tour dates? We lament the lost twerk sessions and speculate whether “Free Chris Brown” merch could be the next big festival fad.Airbnb’s scrambling to stay relevant by selling “Services” (think in-house chefs and yoga instructors) and “Experiences” that range from the charming (ghost tours) to the downright unsettling. Yes, I’m looking at you, “Get a Taste of Sabrina Carpenter” and “Anime Schoolgirl Twerk-Off with Megan Thee Stallion.” We fantasize about the security detail these celebs will need when they open the door to their creepiest fan ever. What are we doing?Finally, TMZ breaks the news: Justin Bieber, once a billionaire-in-waiting, is reportedly so tapped out he’s borrowing his pastor pal’s credit card just to hit the links. We trace the meltdown—from canceled world tours and massive tour-advance buybacks, to a \$200 million catalog sale—and pitch the ultimate solution: a multi-million-dollar Las Vegas Sphere residency to solve Bieber’s money woes in ten nights flat.That’s a wrap on the chaos for Episode 189. Thanks for sticking with my scattered thoughts, conspiracy theories, and late-night rants. If you’ve enjoyed the ride, drop a comment on whether I’m “hilarious” or “unfunny,” smash those buttons, and share this episode far and wide. We’ll reconvene next week—might be Friday, might be Memorial Day—and who knows what ridiculousness we’ll uncover then. Until next time, peace out and seriously, what are we doing?
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This week’s episode is a gift. Literally. Like, Happy Mother’s Day. You didn’t buy her flowers (again), so give her the only thing that lasts longer than a dead tulip and costs less than a greeting card: this podcast. It’s free. It’s entertaining. It’s packed with unsolicited AI rants and raccoons with crack pipes. What else does she want?We kick things off by unveiling the ultimate gift for mom—a custom Cameo from yours truly for just $2. That’s right, two bucks. You can’t even steal gum for that anymore. But you can get a heartfelt, helium-voiced message from a man whose voice has never recovered from a childhood balloon incident.Then, we dive deep into the unholy evolution of AI—from adorable babyfied versions of podcast hosts like Theo Von and Bobby Lee, to the sexy, sentient voices of GPT that may or may not steal your man. I test ChatGPT’s limits live on-air (spoiler: she tries to convince us we’re in the Matrix and honestly? I buy it).Next up, we talk about chipping our kids. Yep. That’s where we’re at. Neuralink drops in like the world’s most controversial app update, and we ask the real questions: Are we gonna chip our children for academic success, or nah?Then, Pennsylvania almost legalized recreational marijuana—but don’t spark up just yet. The House passed the bill, but it’s heading to the Senate where dreams go to die. Still, the thought of smoother roads and a billion dollars in tax revenue almost makes you wanna run for office. Or at least move to Maryland.Speaking of dreams dying—nothing says “routine traffic stop” like a meth-smoking raccoon named Chewy sitting shotgun while his crackhead owner gets cuffed in Springfield, Ohio. This is not satire. This is real life. Chewy. The. Raccoon. Has. A. Meth. Pipe. And a backup one. We cover the whole police report like it’s TMZ for rodents.Then it’s time for some nostalgic goodness. Remember those shady late-night ringtone commercials from 2004? The ones that charged you $9.99 to hear Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy on your flip phone? We relive the glory days of prepaid Virgin Mobile plans, 15-second Lil Wayne ringtones, and the elite cultural significance of ringback tones.But it’s not all nostalgia and narcotics—we’re here to save your relationship too. That’s right. Ladies, if you want to turn your man back into the guy you fell in love with (or at least get him to stop drinking cases of beer alone), you already know the answer. PSA: Put your hand down his pants. Need help? Our friends at BlueChew got you. Promo link in the episode. Save your marriage for $5 shipping.And finally, we close on a plea: David Dobrik, bring back Liza. I don’t care what your sexuality is, just repost the OG vlogs with Helga, accents, and USPS boxes. Give the people what we want. Give us chaos. Give us love. Give us 4 minutes and 22 seconds of unhinged, golden, creator-content bliss.It’s my birthday, it’s Mother’s Day, and it’s Chewy the raccoon’s meth bender anniversary. What are we doing?*************************************************************â BLUECHEW - FIRST ORDER FREE Only $5 Shippinghttps://wawdpod.com/blue*************************************************************â DUDEROBE - PROMO CODE: WAWD 20% OFFhttps://duderobe.com - promo code: WAWD*************************************************************
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Weâve officially joined the YouTube Partner Club! After grinding since 2008, juggling podcasts, vlogs, and random magic tricks, our channel hit the golden subscriber and watch-hour marks. Huge thanks to the 2,000+ of you who clicked âsubscribe,â even though 67% of you apparently still havenâtâseriously, what are we doing? Hit that button, ring the bell, and join the fam so we can analyze those new analytics together.All day every day Iâm winning on Twitter. Want free stuff? Follow me: I stick to three rulesâfollow only the host and one other account, comment once (max one friend tag), and skip any extra hoops. Thatâs how I snag Sheetz snack vouchers, a holographic Articuno card, and now⊠a one-of-one Saul Goodman apron straight from the Breaking Bad set. Heâs legit-verified, sent me a selfie request, and Iâm flaunting Gustavo Fringâs apron like itâs the crown jewels. What are we doing? Follow, comment, win.The latest Internet obsession: can 100 men really take down a silverback gorilla with fists only? I dove into TikTokâs âscience,â debunked the timid 50% whoâd bail after the first crack, and weighed bone density vs. human stamina. Spoiler: the gorilla would mop the floor with most of us⊠until exhaustion levels the playing field. But is this really peak 2025 entertainment? If youâve paused your fiancĂ© mid-text about this debate, youâre officially part of the tribe. What are we doing?Big ups to DudeRobe.comâthe coziest post-shower robes that belong in every closet (even yours, ladies). Think built-in towel liner, permanent belt, pockets for vape pens, and shark-tank cred. Use code WAWD at checkout for 20% off âcause Jonathan overpaid so you donât have to. Summerâs coming: get your slides, lounge shorts, and robes lined up. What are we doing? Relax in style.Wiz Khalifa AppreciationIs Wiz Khalifa top ten rapper territory? Hell yes. We revisited his mixtape days, his weed empire, and the absurdly fire âLlama Llama Red Pajamaâ rap challengeâwhere he spits a kidâs bedtime book over a beat so seamlessly it could melt your brain. If you think anyone else could nail nursery rhyme bars at 90 BPM, youâre wrong. Google the freestyle after listening, but trust me, no one drops lines like Zâs kush king. What are we doing?Magic heist or circus on a cruise ship? The trailer for Now You See Me 3 (yes, thatâs the real title) just crashed into the Internet. Daniel Atlas is back with fresh Horsemen recruits, minus most of the originals (RIP Woody?), planning a grand diamond heist against a terrorist clique. Itâs Fast & Furious meets card tricksâpredictable twists, overstuffed CGI, and an eyeful of âdiamonds are foreverâ cringe. November 14, 2025, get your tickets or stock up on popcorn. What are we doing?Our girl Katy blasted off with Blue Origin, then touched down to admit regretâbecause apparently floating 350,000 feet up isnât as fun as it looked. She channeled that budget-Air energy into the âLifetimeâs Tourâ (great nameâreally sells it), complete with audience-voted surprise songs via QR codes and white-girl twerking that defies anatomy. Ticket prices start at $350, so unless you want to see her wrestle aliens on wires, maybe skip this spectacle. What are we doing?Join the Conversationâą Subscribe for more absurdityâą Like if you lolâd at the gorilla debateâą Comment your Twitter hack winsâą Share with that friend who still hasnât subscribedStay ConnectedFind us on YouTube, X (formerly Twitter), Instagram, and Facebook for clips, shorts, and bonus rants. Weâre rolling out new content dailyâso donât sleep on the podcast feed, or you might catch COVID⊠again.Thanks for sticking around. Hit that subscribe button (really), grab your Dude Robe code WAWD, and keep asking yourself: What are we doing?*************************************************************â DUDEROBE - PROMO CODE: WAWD 20% OFFhttps://duderobe.com - promo code: WAWD*************************************************************
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You’re telling me I sat at my desk, with three browser windows open, on two laptops and a phone, all with different Red Robin accounts, and I still didn’t get the $20 All-You-Can-Eat Burger Pass?! What are we doing?! Episode 186 is here, and I’m breaking down what really happened when Red Robin’s site exploded under the weight of every American chasing unlimited cheeseburgers and bottomless fries for a month. Spoiler alert: their third-party payment processor fumbled the bag HARD, and not one single soul has been confirmed to get a pass. Was it a scam? A PR stunt? Or did the intern just forget to uncheck “test mode”? We’re getting to the bottom of it.Also this week—we’re headed to SPACE. Not really. But Katy Perry did. Sort of. If going up and immediately coming back down counts as space. Apparently, it does, because now she and Gayle King are being referred to as astronauts. Yeah, let that one sink in. We’re unpacking Blue Origin’s “historic” all-female launch, Gayle clapping back at the haters, Katy Perry discovering she’s “connected to love,” and me trying to figure out why no one played her alien song during the mission. Missed opportunity.And speaking of launches... đ§š Fyre Fest II? Canceled. Why? Because they haven’t signed my contract yet. That’s right. I’m the main act and the only reason the show’s been postponed. No green-and-purple M&Ms? No Levi. I pitch a new location for the festival (spoiler: it’s on an actual island in Pennsylvania), break down the logistics, and promise boat rides for every ticket sold. Billy McFarland, call me.We also talk about RFK Jr. opening his mouth and inserting his entire foot, claiming that autistic people will “never write a poem, go on a date, or pay taxes.” Buddy. My autistic son eats more Red Robin chicken fingers than most adults eat in a week. We break down RFK Jr.’s outdated, ableist takes and set the record straight once and for all. Autism isn’t a burden—it’s a different way of seeing the world, and that world needs to catch up.And finally, Thousand Pound Sisters is back and Tammy’s got a secret: she’s dating someone new. And spoiler... Tammy’s pansexual. Shout out to our girl for living her truth and maybe—just maybe—finding love post-Caleb. But also... if TLC doesn’t change the name of this show soon, what are we doing?⥠Plus:--Is City Island in Harrisburg the perfect venue for Fyre Fest 2?--Intergalactic trafficking: Is Jeff Bezos sending Katy Perry to Mars?--Judge Judy is a mob boss and I won’t be told otherwise.-Dude Robe is giving YOU 20% off with code WAWD because I bullied them into it.Watch, laugh, cry, eat a burger, and then hit that subscribe button—because you, me, and this podcast... we’re going to space, baby.*************************************************************â DUDEROBE - PROMO CODE: WAWD 20% OFFhttps://duderobe.com - promo code: WAWD*************************************************************
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ChatGPT now remembers everything about me⊠and Iâm oddly okay with it. Welcome to Episode 185 of the What Are We Doing? podcast, where I let the robots write my bio, pitch myself to Fyre Festival 2 (yes, that Fyre Fest), and publicly roast Selena Gomezâs new dental work. Itâs what we do.Weâre kicking things off with OpenAIâs latest updateâChatGPT's new Memory featureâand naturally, I gave it a go. I asked it to describe me based on everything Iâve ever typed into this little AI box of dreams, and what it spit back wasâŠuncomfortably accurate. Iâm talkinâ âax-throwing, satire-slinging, DJ-by-night WordPress wizardâ levels of accurate. We turned that bio into an epic cinematic intro, complete with mystery music and unnecessary drama. You're welcome.Then, things get spiritual (and mildly inappropriate) when I introduce the AI-Jesus cinematic universe. We're talking full core AI-Jesus, passion project podcasts featuring Satan, and why we all might be a little too tired of our favorite murder pods. Move over Wondery, we want the Sermon on the Mic.But wait, there's more. FireFest 2 is allegedly still happeningâBilly McFarland is back, baby! So I do what any sane, logical man would do: I pitch myself as the headliner. Not just a DJ set, no noâwe're talking karate demonstrations, childhood dance routines, a live balloon-swallowing magic act, a DJ set and a live podcast taping. Oh, and a mistletoe Bieber cover. On the beaches of Mexico. In June. Billy, pick me. Choose me. Love me.Need more chaos? Donât worry, we got:đ„ A satirical breakdown of Trumpâs âjust be coolâ stock market strategy.đ„ A dramatic update on Drew Ski and Bambiâs post-Coulda Been Love beef, complete with titty-sucking accusations.đ„ Benny Blancoâs fruit snacks, his egg-themed phone case, and the poetic love confessions that made Selena Gomez weep and/or get her teeth done.This episode is an ADHD-fueled rollercoaster that proves once and for all: Iâm ready for my Netflix special, a Vegas residency, or at the very least a denim bucket hat with FIRE FEST II embroidered on the front.đ€ So if youâre still listening to true crime and eating overnight oats, it might be time to switch things up. Tune in, lock in, and letâs ride.Hit the LIKE. SMASH the SUBSCRIBE. RING that bell.Because when the next episode drops, I want you to hear the notification and whisper to yourself: âWhat are we doing?â*************************************************************â BLUECHEW - FIRST ORDER FREE Only $5 Shippinghttps://wawdpod.com/blue*************************************************************â DUDEROBE - PROMO CODE: WAWD 20% OFFhttps://duderobe.com - promo code: WAWD*************************************************************
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Episode 184 is here, and just when I thought life couldn't get any weirder, Lumos, my dumb-as-a-box-of-rocks French Bulldog, decided to give himself a black eye. Yep, you read that right. This genius thought that slamming his face into his crate would somehow convince us to let him join playtime with the kid. Naturally, the mothers in our lives insisted on an emergency vet visit, convinced it was either a bee sting, spider bite, or imminent doggy apocalypse. Instead, I trusted my gut (and wallet), gave him some Benadryl wrapped in a cheese stick, and voila, he's alive and well. Official vet diagnosis: "Because he's an idiot." Best $45 I've ever spent.Speaking of questionable decisions, Justin Bieber's recent Instagram live appearances have the internet convinced he's spiraling into a midlife crisis at the ripe old age of millennial fatherhood. But let's be honest—smoking a little weed, eating some shrooms, and making weird music in your $30 million backyard studio sounds like peak dad life to me. His marriage drama with Hailey Bieber and Selena Gomez also continues, featuring Benny Blanco in a love quadrangle nobody asked for but everyone's obsessed with. We've even got exclusive (totally real, definitely not fake) leaked Bieber tracks dissing Benny and lamenting his Selena drama. You heard it here first, folks!Meanwhile, Donald Trump's tariffs have done the impossible: they've delayed the Nintendo Switch 2 preorders indefinitely. Thanks, Trump—guess my dreams of overpriced Mario Kart have to wait. Oh, and prices at the grocery store? Skyrocketing. But don't worry, Trump assures us everything is "booming"—the markets, the economy, your crippling anxiety about grocery bills—everything's just fine.Disney's Snow White remake is also still a disaster, and the only obvious solution to save the film is casting Sydney Sweeney as Snow White. It’s a guaranteed billion-dollar box office hit—cover up the jubilee jubilees and slap a PG rating on it. Problem solved. And for those keeping track, Russell Brand is back in headlines for all the wrong reasons, with satire becoming indistinguishable from reality.Finally, the Barney reboot saga continues to perplex me, with the new, creepy, Ozempic Barney sharing shelf space with old Barney toys at Walmart. Someone explain the multiverse situation here, because I’m losing sleep over this purple dinosaur conspiracy.Don't forget to subscribe, like, share, and engage. Or don't, but honestly, you should—it's the patriotic thing to do. What are we doing? Exactly.*************************************************************â BLUECHEW - FIRST ORDER FREE Only $5 Shippinghttps://wawdpod.com/blue*************************************************************â DUDEROBE - PROMO CODE: WAWD 20% OFFhttps://duderobe.com - promo code: WAWD***********************************************************************Disclaimer: We at the What are We Doing podcast want to make it clear that the views and opinions expressed in this video belong solely to the speakers or authors and do not represent the views and opinions held by YouTube, its partners, or its owners.We must also emphasize that the information contained in this video has been produced with no warranty, expressed or implied, regarding the validity, accuracy, reliability, completeness, legality, or usefulness of what is said or expressed. Therefore, we strongly advise that no one viewing or listening to this video should rely on the information presented herein.We want to make it clear that the speakers or authors in this video express their views in an "artistic" manner as defined within the YouTube guidelines and that this video is purely for entertainment purposes only.
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Welcome back to another chaotic disaster of an episode of the What Are We Doing? Podcast — this is Episode 183, and I’m your host, Levi. Apparently, we’re still doing this.This week, I’m breaking down the absolute circus that is Jojo Siwa’s 2025 tour announcement, and folks — it’s worse than we thought. Not only is Jojo charging $900 for a “VIP Dream Guest” experience, but she’s also making you WORK for it. You’re literally paying her to clock in early, set up chairs, carry drum kits, and basically be free labor for the Siwa Circus — all for the honor of possibly taking home her sweaty leotard. What are we doing?!While everyone’s fighting over Chris Brown tickets in the group chat, I’m over here calculating how many credit cards I need to max out to afford Jojo Siwa’s meet-and-greet-slash-employment package. But don’t worry — if I can’t go, I’m looking for one of YOU to take my place. I’ll even pay for your ticket. All I ask is you vlog every second of your unpaid internship with Jojo.But that’s not all — because apparently, world leaders are now planning military strikes in group chats. We cover the wild story of Trump’s administration accidentally adding a journalist to a Signal thread where they discussed bombing Yemen. Homeland Security, national security advisors, and journalists all in one group chat… because what could possibly go wrong? I break down how Dave Portnoy and the rest of the millionaire boys club are finally realizing they bet on the wrong horse.And just when you thought the entertainment industry couldn’t embarrass itself more, Disney’s $250 million remake of Snow White hit theaters and bombed harder than a Jojo Siwa soundcheck. I tell you exactly why — and no, it’s not because of the dwarves, Rachel Zegler’s breakdown, or Gal Gadot phoning it in — it’s because all the damn animals are CGI. What are we doing?! You can animate a deer but can’t animate a decent script?PLUS, Actual Girl herself, Hailey Welch, has risen from her crypto coma with a ridiculous “I’m back” trailer. She’s ready to sell you more snake oil, start a podcast, and pretend none of the crypto rug pulls ever happened. And we’re supposed to act surprised.Finally, we wrap things up with the season finale of Could Have Been Love, where Drew Ski pulled the most diabolical elimination twist of all time and crowned Bambi his winner. Spoiler alert — there are already pregnancy rumors, and yes, I cover it all.If you want to know how we got here — a world where you pay Jojo Siwa to work for her, the government conducts warfare in iMessage threads, and Disney spends a quarter billion dollars on CGI squirrels — hit play. This episode is unhinged, unfiltered, and exactly why this podcast exists.Like the video, subscribe, and let’s all ask together… What are we doing?*************************************************************â BLUECHEW - FIRST ORDER FREE Only $5 Shippinghttps://wawdpod.com/blue*************************************************************â DUDEROBE - PROMO CODE: WAWD 20% OFFhttps://duderobe.com - promo code: WAWD*************************************************************
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This week, we're swimming through a tidal wave of chaos, starting with the rollercoaster of comments I've been getting lately. Last week, Jeanette was tossing shade, but this week, the love is flowing from RC Kelly and Cordell—though my new pal Munchlax hit me with an iconic "you're so gay." Thanks, buddy. Real helpful.Meanwhile, Elon Musk is under attack (again), and naturally, he's blaming mental illness for people blowing up Teslas and spray-painting swastikas on superchargers. Shocker, right? Apparently, it's not because people might be a teensy bit upset about Doge-related cuts affecting veterans, food banks, medical research, or that accidental cancellation of Ebola research funding. "Oopsie" doesn't quite cut it, Elon.And speaking of Doge, Musk and his buddy Trump's latest financial freeze means farmers and nonprofits like Passa in Pennsylvania haven't received funding for months. Now, their employees can't get paid—which means neither can I. Elon, bro, now you've crossed the line by messing with my wallet. What are we doing?In lighter news (well, sort of), I stumbled onto American Idol after like 17 years, only to realize it's basically TikTok auditions now. Nobody actually "wins," except maybe Kelly Clarkson, but that's ancient history. This week, viral TikTok star Sophie Powers performed her masterpiece, "Shut the F*** Up," which I hate to admit actually slaps. Laundry, groceries, traffic—shut up indeed. Still, the show's become nothing more than influencers trying desperately to make a 60-second viral clip.Of course, no episode is complete without food opinions. The MD Foodie Boys debated wings, and let's just say if you’re ordering honey barbecue, we're not friends. Shout-out to Alibis in Carlisle for perfect wings, RIP thanks to a drunk college kid. Wingstop's lazy employees ruined my order so many times they put my name on the wall—free wings forever, I guess? Haven't cashed in yet; don’t want to seem petty.Finally, in tech news, the Pebble smartwatch is back from the dead—thankfully without any AI nonsense. It has a 30-day battery, looks retro-cool, and is totally open-source. Apple, take notes: my wrist is ready.*************************************************************â BLUECHEW - FIRST ORDER FREE Only $5 Shippinghttps://wawdpod.com/blue*************************************************************â DUDEROBE - PROMO CODE: WAWD 20% OFFhttps://duderobe.com - promo code: WAWD
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This week on the pod, things are getting wild—because nothing screams "totally ethical government" like a Tesla dealership popping up on the White House lawn! Yep, Trump casually rolled up to his new South Lawn Tesla dealership—complete with a free, live-streamed commercial on Musk’s X platform. Ethics, schmethics! And hey, nothing screams "I'm totally into electric vehicles now" like last year's EV-hating candidate sitting in a Cybertruck and shouting out Elon Musk's patriotic greatness. Seems legit.Speaking of questionable decisions, Casey Anthony's back—again—because who wouldn't trust parenting advice from someone with her…unique qualifications? Casey’s now on TikTok, claiming she's here to advocate for Caylee and give legal advice. Definitely sounds promising, right? Her attorney called it out perfectly: it’s not about redemption; it’s about clicks, controversy, and a chance to remind us all (again) how tragic her past is. Shocker.Finally, because the mobile gaming world just wasn't complete, Scopely now owns Pokémon Go. Yep, that Scopely—the folks famous for games like "Yahtzee with Buddies." Niantic handed over their golden goose, along with Monster Hunter Now and Pikmin Bloom. So get ready for your augmented-reality addiction to hit new heights—or new monetization nightmares. Probably both.This week’s lineup has it all: ethical gymnastics at the White House, Casey Anthony’s latest attempt at relevancy, and the corporate takeover of your childhood nostalgia. Seriously, folks, what are we doing?*************************************************************â BLUECHEW - FIRST ORDER FREE Only $5 Shippinghttps://wawdpod.com/blue*************************************************************â DUDEROBE - PROMO CODE: WAWD 20% OFFhttps://duderobe.com - promo code: WAWD*************************************************************
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Ladies and gentlemen, episode 180 of the What Are We Doing podcast is here, and buckle up, because this one’s a rollercoaster of absolute nonsense and sheer brilliance. We kicked things off by resurrecting a boy band that only 12 people remember—shoutout to Five—before diving into my guest appearance on the 280+ Podcast. Listen, Los needed a guest. The man was desperate. I threw him a lifeline, and we went DEEP. We tackled Trump, Elon, and how they’re basically tag-teaming America into oblivion, while also touching on the disasterpiece that is Love Is Blind Season 8. Oh, and I may or may not have set the wheels in motion for Joe Exotic to appear on 280+—you’re welcome, internet.Then, we had to address the greatest stand-up comic of our time: Donald J. Trump. The man took to the podium for what felt like 17 hours to rant about transgender mice. That’s right. According to Elon and Trump, we’re out here spending millions to gender-swap rodents. Spoiler alert: They meant transgenic mice. You know, the ones that help cure cancer? Yeah. Turns out, nobody in Trump’s camp owns a dictionary. I even had to call Jessica, my AI assistant, to clear up the mess. She confirmed—mice are not out here getting top surgery. Science is wild, but not that wild. What are we doing?And because this episode wasn’t unhinged enough, we had to talk about Steve Carell single-handedly funding prom tickets for high schoolers. Prom is a scam, kids. Why does your school need to charge you $100 for a chicken parmesan and a DJ? I guarantee the administration inflated the ticket prices as soon as they heard Steve was footing the bill. The real move? Scrap the prom tickets—just hand out scholarships instead. But sure, let’s pretend free prom is the solution to life’s problems.Then, we talked airline insanity because Southwest Airlines just gave us the wildest in-flight entertainment yet—a woman took off all her clothes and paraded up and down the aisles mid-flight. Peak aviation right there. If my Southwest flight to Mexico for the wedding doesn’t feature at least one spontaneous nudist, I’ll be disappointed. Apparently, Southwest is fully on board with the “no-pants policy,” so I’m expecting a very liberated flight crew when we take off. What are we doing?Finally, Fyre Festival 2 is back because America loves a good scam. Billy McFarland—fresh out of prison—is selling tickets for his nonexistent festival on an island in Mexico. The local government? No clue about it. Artists? None booked. The price? Anywhere from $1,500 to $1.2 million. You know I’m tempted to go just to live-stream the disaster in real-time. I could be the first performer. I’ll do karate, tap dance, magic tricks, and a live podcast episode. Call it the Levi Eras Tour. Let’s get this man another fraud conviction.************************************************************* â BLUECHEW - FIRST ORDER FREE Only $5 Shippinghttps://wawdpod.com/blue*************************************************************â DUDEROBE - PROMO CODE: WAWD 20% OFFhttps://duderobe.com - promo code: WAWD
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I kicked things off with my “New Year, new me” update, where I proudly announced that I've stopped biting my nails and, believe it or not, even managed to cut back on my daytime smoking. Yes, it’s a small victory, but when you’re trying to be wedding-ready, every little bit counts.My gym escapades at Planet Fitness provided plenty of comic relief. Picture this: me, barely a minute in, setting off the infamous lunk alarm, and having to explain to a very confused staff member that it’s just my natural charm wreaking havoc on the quiet gym ambiance. Over time, I learned that five minutes on the StairMaster is the unofficial test of being a “bad bitch.” Trust me, if you can handle those stairs, you’ve already earned a spot in my inner circle.But the absurdity doesn’t stop there. I laid out my wild plan to have Joe Exotic, yes, the Tiger King himself, officiate my wedding. I even joked about needing a presidential pardon—courtesy of Donald Trump—to get Joe out of prison in time. It’s a ridiculous notion, but then again, so is my life, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.Nostalgia hit hard in this episode, as I reminisced about my childhood filled with Nickelodeon gems like “Hey Arnold” and “Angry Beavers,” alongside the life lessons of “Boy Meets World.” It’s funny how those shows, once the center of my universe, now serve as bittersweet reminders of a simpler time, even as I navigate the complexities of adult life and reunions that are more awkward than heartwarming.Of course, no episode would be complete without a jab at modern technology and social media. I ranted about the ongoing drama on Facebook—yes, that relic—and urged everyone to ditch it for something more authentic. Meanwhile, I defended my love for Tesla’s cutting-edge tech, not because I’m a fan of Elon Musk, but because I truly appreciate innovation when I see it.And then there was Pokémon Day. While the hype for downloadable collections and new game announcements fizzled out (once again), I managed to snag a holographic Articuno in a Twitter giveaway—another reminder that in this digital age, even our hobbies come with a side of irony.In a nutshell, episode 179 is a snapshot of my life: part self-improvement saga, part pop culture rant, and entirely unapologetic about the absurdity that is my world. What are we doing? Apparently, we’re laughing in the face of chaos—and that’s just how I like it.*************************************************************â BLUECHEW - FIRST ORDER FREE Only $5 Shippinghttps://wawdpod.com/blue*************************************************************
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On this episode, I had the wild experience of chatting with Joe Exotic—a man whose life reads like a modern-day fable. Behind the walls of jail, he remained unapologetically charismatic, regaling me with tales of his once-rampant tiger empire and the fevered battles he fought against animal welfare activists, most notably his bitter feud with Carol Baskin. As we delved into every aspect of his tumultuous past—from his explosive personality and larger-than-life exploits with big cats to the stark reality of incarceration—I came away with a deep sense of both the man behind the myth and the extraordinary story that continues to captivate audiences worldwide.Learn More Herehttps://joeexoticofficial.com*************************************************************â BLUECHEW - FIRST ORDER FREE Only $5 Shippinghttps://wawdpod.com/blueâ DUDEROBE - PROMO CODE: WAWD 20% OFFhttps://duderobe.com - promo code: WAWD*************************************************************More Bout Joe ExoticJoe Exotic is a figure whose life defies simple explanation—a blend of audacious ambition, larger-than-life showmanship, and a deep-rooted passion for exotic animals. Born Joseph Allen Maldonado, he carved out a unique niche in American pop culture with his extravagant tiger ranch and his unfiltered, flamboyant personality. His public feud with animal welfare activist Carol Baskin not only sparked a media frenzy but also highlighted the contentious world of exotic animal ownership. Whether it was his unconventional approach to business or his unyielding defense of his lifestyle, Joe Exotic became synonymous with controversy and spectacle.Behind the persona and the headlines, however, lies a more complex narrative marked by personal and legal battles. Serving a lengthy prison sentence for his role in a convoluted criminal case, Joe’s life has taken a dramatic turn, exposing the stark realities of incarceration and health struggles. Even as he faces the challenges of a failing body and a deteriorating health condition, he remains defiant—continuing his plea for a presidential pardon and insisting on the integrity of his past actions. His story, rich with contradictions and marked by both triumphs and tribulations, invites us to ponder deeper questions about justice, redemption, and the human spirit’s capacity for reinvention.*************************************************************Disclaimer: We at the What are We Doing podcast want to make it clear that the views and opinions expressed in this video belong solely to the speakers or authors and do not represent the views and opinions held by YouTube, its partners, or its owners.We must also emphasize that the information contained in this video has been produced with no warranty, expressed or implied, regarding the validity, accuracy, reliability, completeness, legality, or usefulness of what is said or expressed. Therefore, we strongly advise that no one viewing or listening to this video should rely on the information presented herein.We want to make it clear that the speakers or authors in this video express their views in an "artistic" manner as defined within the YouTube guidelines and that this video is purely for entertainment purposes only.
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Welcome to this week’s explosive episode of the What Are We Doing podcast, where we break down the most riveting stories making waves across digital media, music, and Hollywood. In today’s episode, we tackle everything from high-profile summits and viral social media mysteries to historic performances and groundbreaking TV series announcements.â€ïž FREE VALENTINES DAY BLUECHEW - $20 OFF!https://bluechew.com/?coupon=TZUHWe kick things off in Dubai at the prestigious World Government Summit, where the future of social media and Gen Z influence were the stars of the show. Influencer Nara Smith, alongside the energetic duo from the BFFs podcast—Josh Richards and Brianna LaPaglia—took the stage to share insights on how digital platforms are reshaping public discourse. They emphasized the critical importance of Gen Z’s voice in charting the future of content creation, innovation, and policy-making. Adding a personal twist to the event, Gabi Moura was spotted lending her support to Josh Richards during his momentous achievement. We unpack how these conversations at the summit reflect a seismic shift in digital culture and why the youth are emerging as the true trailblazers of our time.Next, we dive headfirst into one of the internet’s most bizarre viral phenomena—the case of Amalfi Jets. A TikTok video featuring a would-be private jet flyer comparing luxury travel costs to those of commercial flights quickly ignited social media, drawing millions of views. In a series of responses that were as humorous as they were perplexing, the supposed CEO, Kolin Jones, defended the exorbitant price points of private travel. But here’s the twist: we reveal compelling evidence that suggests neither Amalfi Jets nor its elusive owner Kolin Jones actually exist! Join us as we present the clues, inconsistencies, and our own conspiracy theory that turns this viral sensation into one of the most intriguing internet hoaxes. Is it a well-crafted marketing stunt or an elaborate ruse designed to keep us guessing? We lay it all out for you.Shifting gears, we analyze a historic moment in music—Kendrick Lamar’s Super Bowl halftime performance. Making history as the first rapper to headline the event solo, Kendrick delivered a 12-minute set filled with surprises. Notable highlights include a cameo by Samuel L. Jackson, who embodied a tongue-in-cheek “Uncle Sam,” and an electrifying collaboration with R&B star SZA. Despite the groundbreaking nature of his performance, many fans found the set underwhelming, describing it as “serviceable” at best. We break down his setlist, from iconic tracks like “HUMBLE.” and “DNA.” to live debuts that pushed the envelope, and explore whether the performance met the monumental expectations of such a colossal stage.Finally, we unveil an unexpected Hollywood twist: Taylor Lautner is stepping into a new role as both star and executive producer of the upcoming supernatural drama series “Taylor Lautner: Werewolf Hunter.” Developed at Amazon MGM Studios and spearheaded by showrunner Daisy Gardner, the series promises to blend action, fantasy, and a touch of celebrity intrigue as Lautner navigates his double life as a Hollywood actor and secret werewolf tracker.Join us as we explore these diverse stories that challenge conventional narratives and redefine what’s possible in today’s fast-paced world. Hit play, subscribe, and let us know which story grabbed you the most—whether it’s the digital revolution in Dubai, the enigmatic case of Amalfi Jets, Kendrick Lamar’s monumental stage, or Taylor Lautner’s daring new venture. Enjoy the episode!
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Welcome to Episode 174 of the What Are We Doing podcast! We’re kicking off 2025 in true chaotic fashion, and this week’s episode is packed with more absurdity than ever. From TikTok bans to basketball shorts at the Presidential inauguration, and the return of Donald Trump to the Oval Office, we’re here to dissect it all. If you thought the first 72 hours of the new administration couldn’t get any wilder, buckle up, because it’s been a ride.
Let’s start with the TikTok ban. For 14 hours, the app was offline, and while most people slept through it, I used the opportunity for a “romantic” detox getaway with Mags. Was the ban just a publicity stunt? Probably. But hey, it’s back, and Trump is already taking credit. Speaking of credit, can we talk about John Fetterman’s wardrobe choices at the inauguration? I’m all for comfort, but showing up in basketball shorts and a hoodie to a formal event is pushing it. Can we collectively agree to make “Pants for Pennsylvania” a thing?
Trump wasted no time signing executive orders that have everyone talking. From ending birthright citizenship to withdrawing from the Paris Agreement (again), he’s on a roll. And let’s not forget his decision to pardon all of the January 6th rioters. Yes, all of them. Oh, and he also pardoned Ross Ulbricht, the guy behind the Silk Road. Because why not? If that wasn’t enough, Trump also made Elon Musk the head of Dogecoin at a federal level. How did he land this gig? By hosting a multimillion-dollar fundraiser at his mansion with a mirrored floor. Qualifications? Optional.
The new administration is shaping up to be the Avengers of inexperience. Trump’s picks for key positions range from an auctioneer running the IRS to a TV doctor leading health initiatives. It’s like he spun a wheel of LinkedIn profiles and said, “Close enough.” And speaking of chaos, I managed to snag a ticket to the inaugural ball, thanks to Tim Dillon. It was an unforgettable night of cringe-worthy entertainment. Between Theo Von falling out of his chair and Billy Ray Cyrus attempting to sing Old Town Road a cappella, it was pure gold. Also, Trump launched a meme coin called TrumpCoin, which has already tanked. Shocking.
On a more personal note, the recent snowstorms have been wreaking havoc on the East Coast. Even Florida got snow! My son’s school tried to enforce a virtual snow day for kindergarten, but we weren’t having it. He was outside enjoying the snow like a normal kid. Meanwhile, in Texas, a young cancer survivor made headlines for creating a hilariously morbid snowman involving swords and fake blood. What are we doing?
Switching gears, let’s talk about Trisha Paytas. If you told me a few years ago that Trisha would become the queen of 2025, I’d have laughed, but here we are. Between her sold-out “Trish Era” tour, a rumored Skims collab, and a one-night Broadway show, she’s thriving. It’s amazing to see her transformation from internet chaos to powerhouse success. Love really does change people, doesn’t it?
And for the drama lovers, stay tuned for next week when we dive into the Blake Lively vs. Justin Baldoni saga. Blake calling herself “Khaleesi” in texts? Big yikes. This has all the makings of an Amber Heard/Johnny Depp 2.0 situation. Once we sort through the 90-page court deposition, we’ll break it all down.
It’s been a wild start to the year, and it’s only getting crazier. From executive orders to snow day drama and celebrity chaos, there’s no shortage of things to rant about. Let me know your thoughts in the comments below. What’s your take on Fetterman’s hoodie, Trump’s executive orders, or Trisha Paytas’ comeback? Let’s discuss!
Thank you for tuning in to another episode of the What Are We Doing podcast. Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more weekly madness. If you don’t have a Valentine this year, don’t worry—I’ve got you. Until next week, peace out, and as always… what are we doing? -
Buckle up, folks, because this week’s episode is hotter than California itself. Literally. Episode 173 dives headfirst into the absolute chaos that is the Golden State right now, where wildfires are blazing, insurance companies are ghosting homeowners, and Governor Gavin Newsom is busy blaming pipes and wind for the inferno. Spoiler alert: we’ve cracked the code—wind + dry trees = disaster. Groundbreaking stuff, right?
But that’s just the tip of the flaming iceberg. We’re dissecting Megan Markle’s With Love, Megan Netflix postponement. Was it an act of compassion for fire victims, or is Meghan playing the PR game harder than a Real Housewife in Beverly Hills? You decide.
Meanwhile, MrBeast is out here doing what Congress won’t—handing out prosthetic legs and exposing the health care system’s failures. Shocker: YouTubers shouldn’t have to fix what the government refuses to address. Speaking of ridiculous stunts, Joe Exotic wants out of prison and is offering Joe Rogan a used Ford Bronco in exchange for podcast airtime. Honestly, we’re here for it—imagine the content!
And let’s not forget the TikTok drama. Will it get banned? Will it survive? Will your thirst traps end up on Lemon8? All that and more as we debate the app’s fate while lying on our mattresses “made in China.”
Finally, we wrap it all up with a heartfelt prayer for Ellen DeGeneres, praise for Canada’s tech contributions (shoutout Linus), and a potential trip to Niagara Falls—because sometimes you just need to escape the madness.
Grab your fire extinguisher and your VPN for this one, because we’re asking the big questions: What are we doing?!
0:00 - Intro: California on Fire
2:30 - Blame Game: Wind, Pipes, and Politics
7:00 - Insurance Companies Bail Out
10:15 - Megan Markle Postpones Netflix Premiere
15:45 - Biden’s $750 Disaster Relief Checks
18:00 - International Aid: Ukraine and Mexico Step In
22:45 - MrBeast vs. U.S. Healthcare
30:15 - TikTok Ban Panic
37:00 - Joe Exotic’s Wild Pardon Strategy
45:30 - Jimmy Fallon’s YouTuber Problem
57:15 - Closing Thoughts: Grinding into 2025 -
Welcome to 2025, where chaos reigns supreme, and the news feels like a fever dream! In this wild episode, we dive into the week’s most bizarre headlines, starting with Donald Trump’s brilliant plan to rebrand the Gulf of Mexico as the Gulf of America. Is it a political statement? A golf course pun? Or just another Trump power move? Either way, we’re calling it the Gulf of What Are We Doing.
Then we’re off to the Golden Globes, where Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco's Taco Bell-fueled love story was almost upstaged by Zendaya’s jaw-dropping engagement ring courtesy of Tom Holland. We’re breaking down Selena’s Taco Bell order because, let’s be honest, that’s the real news here. Mexican Pizza and a Chalupa? Solid choice.
Meanwhile, Meghan Markle’s new Netflix cooking show With Love, Meghan is here to save your mental health. Forget therapy and pills—just toss on this pastel-filled series, where Meghan’s three-tier cakes and perfectly curated aesthetics will lull you into a false sense of serenity. Did she actually bake those cakes? Spoiler: absolutely not.
And what’s happening in North Korea? Kim Jong Un has banned hot dogs, labeling them “treasonous” and too American for his taste. Oh, and if you’re thinking about getting a divorce there, prepare for labor camp. We explore what this means for your local hot dog cart and why Oscar Mayer should start panicking.
Plus, Jersey Shore drama hits the North Pole as Angelina’s holiday antics allegedly involve a teddy bear and a three-foot actor in a nightclub brawl. Yes, you read that right. What are we doing?!
From political rebranding to culinary controversies and everything in between, we’re kicking off the year with the absurdity turned up to 11. Grab a Mexican Pizza and settle in for a new season of chaos! -
Thatâs a wrap on 2024! Episode 171 of the What Are We Doing podcast is here, and itâs everything youâd expect to close out a year like thisâchaotic, hilarious, and slightly unhinged. From bizarre Christmas gifts to Sabrina Carpenterâs Dunkinâ takeover, weâve covered it all. Letâs dive in!First things first, Iâve officially peakedâthe Nvidia CEO gave me sunglasses for Christmas. (Yes, the story is as ridiculous as it sounds.) On the flip side, we had the annual mom gift disaster. This year? A pair of used socks. Nobody knows whose they were, but donât worryâtheyâve been burned.Letâs face it: millennials donât want gifts unless itâs cash or a $100 Amazon gift card. Weâve got enough going on without pretending to love another stainless steel tumbler.From Coachella to her Dunkinâ collabâthe Brown Sugar Shaken Espresso is already iconicâSabrina Carpenter dominated this year. Weâre calling it: sheâs on her way to Taylor Swift-level stardom. Dunkinâ, take all my money.Imported from Canada, these chips are a whole experience. The Chicken Chips stole the show, while the Dirty Burger flavor was a bit heavy on the mustard. Are we the only U.S. podcast to review them? Probably. Somebody give us a trophy.Brace yourselves for 2025: Happy Gilmore 2, Now You See Me 3, and Freaky Friday 2 are all happening. Hollywood, what are we doing? And if James Cameron claims he invented fire for Avatar 3, Iâm done.Turns out Honeyâs browser extension has been hijacking affiliate links for years, stealing commissions from creators. Shoutout to mega lag for exposing this billion-dollar scam. Honey, what are we doing?Goodbye, Party City, Big Lots, and maybe Dennyâs. The retail world is crumbling, but heyâ2025 is the year of live e-commerce. Start streaming now or get left behind.Gypsy Rose and Ken are officially done, and her baby bump drama is peak trailer park reality TV. Will Ryan swoop in? Will Ken cry on TikTok Live? The saga continues in 2025.Thatâs it for 2024! From bizarre stories to chaotic takes, itâs been a wild ride. Catch you in 2025 with more satire, more laughs, and hopefully fewer used socks. Happy New Year!00:00:00 - Intro and Nvidia CEOâs Christmas gift sunglasses story.00:00:48 - The annual mom gift disaster: used socks saga.00:02:03 - Millennials and Christmas: why weâre done with holiday lists.00:03:26 - Sabrina Carpenter dominates 2024; Dunkinâs Brown Sugar Shaken Espresso.00:04:14 - Leviâs Christmas gift policies and the stainless steel tumbler rant.00:06:12 - The mother-in-law gift tradition: snow scrapers and coloring books.00:08:45 - Taste testing Trailer Park Boys chips: dill pickle and chicken flavors.00:11:13 - Sabrina Carpenterâs rise to stardom and her Dunkinâ collab breakdown.00:16:42 - Hollywood in 2025: sequel overload (Happy Gilmore 2, Now You See Me 3, Freaky Friday 2).00:26:54 - The Avatar 3 fire technology rant; James Cameron criticism.00:36:03 - Mission: Impossible and the need to retire Ethan Hunt.00:40:07 - Now You See Me 3 wild plot prediction with Criss Angel twist.00:43:30 - The Honey browser extension scam exposed.00:51:12 - The retail apocalypse: Party City, Big Lots, and more crumble.00:55:17 - The rise of live social e-commerce for 2025.01:02:22 - Trailer Park Boys chip flavors reviewed in-depth.01:10:52 - Gypsy Rose drama to close the year.01:13:10 - Outro and farewell to 2024.
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Weâve got the tree lit, the Moose mug filled, and the jersey onâpeak festive vibes achieved. And as a gift to you, our loyal audience, weâre delivering THE definitive Top 10 Christmas Movie Tier List for the season. Will your favorite make the cut? Stick around until the end to find out (spoiler: it's scientifically perfect).But firstâhousekeeping, because thatâs how we roll.It's over, folks. After weeks of drama, intense debates, and a twist that would make M. Night Shyamalan blush, the backdrop situation has been resolved. The verdict? Jeff's fiancĂ©e pulled him back from the brink, and heâs now Team Backdrop. Los from 280+ Podcast swooped in with a killer zinger (comparing it to the Roku screensaver), and honestly, we canât unsee it. Thanks, Los. Backdrop staysâitâs a holiday miracle.Weâve heard you. The button sound effect has been a hot topic, sparking everything from mild annoyance to death threats involving my French Bulldog, LuBug (seriously, who hurt you?). After consulting friends, family, my therapist, and even Los, weâve made a decision. Instead of removing itâŠweâre quadrupling it. Thatâs rightâfour buttons, four times the chaos. Hate it? Let me know in the comments, and maybe Iâll make it eight. Democracy, baby.Breaking news: Haley Welch is awake after a two-week crypto coma caused by a rug pull on her meme coin. Sheâs back tweeting apologies and linking victims to Berwick Law (shoutout, not sponsored). Jake Paul vibes all over this, but hey, at least sheâs alive.Luigi Mancuso (or is it Maroni?) is being treated like Gothamâs #1 villain. NYPD rolled out SWAT-level security as they paraded him through New York, and Trump weighed in with his usual âthis is terrible, but I know everythingâ energy. The man is now sharing a jail block with Diddy and Sam Bankman-Fried. Whatâs next? Luigi starring in a toothpaste ad? Stay tunedâyour boy is headed to NYC to crack this case true-crime style.The New Jersey drones saga continues. Trump says the government knows the truth, but Iâll let you decide if theyâre just DJI drones or the opening act for WWIII. Either way, keep your eyes on the sky and your Nerf guns locked and loaded.The Ultimate Christmas Movie Tier List - Top 10:10. Bad Santa9. Die Hard (weâre finally calling it a Christmas movieâsue me)8. Four Christmases7. Ghosts of Girlfriends Past6. Deck the Halls5. The Santa Clause4. Home Alone3. How the Grinch Stole Christmas (Jim Carrey edition, duh)2. Christmas with the Kranks1: Christmas VacationAlso, we debated: Is Harry Potter and the Sorcererâs Stone a Christmas movie? I say yes, but let me know where you stand.0:00 - Intro & Welcome0:13 - Housekeeping & Backdrop Saga Update2:33 - Addressing "The Button" Controversy7:25 - Haley Welch's Crypto Coma26:00 - Luigi in New York: Batman Villain Vibes37:45 - Drone Conspiracy Theories51:03 - Senator Doug Mastriano's Fake Drone Photo55:10 - RFK Jr. vs. Uncrustables59:11 - The Great Drone Debate: Joe Rogan & Trump Weigh In1:00:00 - Christmas Movie Tier List1:15:03 - Outro & Teasers for Next Week
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Episode 169: Free Joe Exotic, Pennsylvaniaâs Gambling Crisis, The CEO Who Couldnât Escape, and Taylor Swiftâs LegacyBuckle up for another wild ride on What Are We Doing! This week, we kick things off with none other than Joe Exotic. Yes, the Tiger King is clawing his way back into headlines, calling on Trump (again) for a pardon while dropping prison mixtapes on Rumble. Is it desperation or just another chapter in his bonkers legacy? Either way, the tigers are waiting.Next, we head to Pennsylvania, where skill games in gas stations and bars are wreaking havoc. Are they harmless fun or unlicensed slot machines in disguise? The PA Supreme Court is stepping in, but with crime spiking and Chipotle doubling as mini-casinos, itâs clear weâre in deep. Pro tip: maybe donât gamble next to your burrito bowl.Then, the true-crime plotline you didnât see coming: United Healthcareâs CEO is gunned down on a Manhattan sidewalk, and the suspect? Luigi Mangioneâa valedictorian-turned-ghost-gun-toting vigilante. Heâs caught eating McDonaldâs fries with all the evidence in his backpack. Is he sloppy or a genius? Either way, corporate America just got a lot scarier.And speaking of things ending, Taylor Swiftâs Eras Tour is officially over. With 149 sold-out shows and over $2 billion in ticket sales, it was nothing short of historic. As Swifties mourn the end of an era, weâre manifesting the next big thing: a Miley Cyrus âEras Tour.â Hannah Montana, âBangers,â âFlowersââare you listening, Miley? Americaâs ready!Finally, Trumpâs back at it, launching a fragrance line called Fight Fight Fight. Is it a rallying cry in a bottle or just the olfactory equivalent of fast food? Either way, MAGA supporters can now smell like victoryâor a 78-year-old Florida man. What are we doing?From prison pleas to pop stars, slot machines to scents, weâve got it all. Smash that like button, leave a comment, and join us for the madness. #WAWD169
00:00 - Introduction & Jeffâs Backdrop Controversy11:13 - Joe Exoticâs Pardon Plea27:30 - Pennsylvania Skill Machines Debate37:31 - United Healthcare CEO Murder Case55:38 - Taylor Swiftâs Eras Tour Recap & Miley Cyrus Manifestation1:07:02 - Trumpâs New Fragrance Line1:16:27 - New Jersey Drone (or Alien?) Invasion1:36:07 - Wrap-Up & Closing Remarks
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Welcome to Episode 168 of the What Are We Doing podcast—where chaos reigns and opinions collide! This week, we’re kicking things off with a hotly debated topic: my podcast backdrop. Yes, folks, Jeff hates it. While the rest of you showered it with love, Jeff's critique hit like a wrecking ball, making me reconsider the very fabric of my creative sanctuary. Jeff, if you're reading this, I need you to reflect on the damage you've done—emotionally and financially. And to everyone else? Find Jeff on Instagram and ask him why he hates the backdrop. (You know what to do.)
From there, we take a nostalgic trip down memory lane, mourning the end of the CW's Arrowverse. Remember when we all pretended to care about Arrow and The Flash for a few glorious seasons before collectively ghosting them? Well, it’s over now, and James Gunn is to blame. Apparently, you can’t have TV superheroes competing with their big-screen counterparts. Gunn shut it all down faster than a Twitter thread gone wrong. RIP, Arrowverse—we’ll remember you (until tomorrow).
Speaking of bizarre storylines, have you heard about the recent murder mystery in New York? A UnitedHealth CEO was assassinated outside a Hilton in what feels like a real-life Gotham plot. Silencers, cryptic shell casings, and a suspect on a bicycle—it’s giving "gritty Netflix docuseries." The reward for info? A whopping $10K. Yeah, that’ll definitely lure someone out of their PJs to chase down an armed assassin. Newsflash, NYPD: Add a few zeros if you want results.
And then we’ve got the comedy world, which—like everything else—is a circus on fire. Tony Hinchcliffe dropped his new stand-up “special” called Garbage. Spoiler alert: it lives up to its name. It’s filmed in a bizarre 4:3 format, has zero lighting or editing, and hinges on a 20-minute rant about banned words on YouTube. Tony, my dude, if this is what you’re calling comedy in 2024, we’re in trouble. Oh, and Bert Kreischer is crying about Reddit again because users are taking bets on when his lifestyle will literally take him out. Tough love, Bert, but maybe lay off the Tito’s for a bit?
Not to be outdone, Kendrick Lamar stirred the pot with a new track that apparently calls out white comedians for coming after Black women. Andrew Schultz, feeling particularly Cinderella-esque, slipped into the glass slipper of guilt and went full-on defensive. Andrew, buddy, if the shoe fits, lace it up. This drama is spiraling faster than Brendan Schaub’s Thicc Boy podcast ratings.
Meanwhile, the U.S. is stuck in its own weird timeline. Between presidential pardons, holiday chaos, and inflation making $10K feel like Monopoly money, we’re all just trying to survive. Stand-up comedians are clinging to free speech like it’s their last lifeline, while podcasters like me are here to document the absurdity of it all.
In summary: Jeff hates my backdrop, the Arrowverse is dead, CEOs are being targeted like Batman villains, comedians are losing their grip on reality, and America is one big soap opera. Welcome to Episode 168 of What Are We Doing. Buckle up—it’s a wild ride. - Vis mere