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  • Episode 406: Stupid Cookie Loser

    Episode 406: Stupid Cookie Loser

    · Your Kickstarter Sucks

    You’d have to be a pretty big idiot, not to mention evil and desperate and talentless, to scan an image of Donald Trump onto a cookie and try to sell it on Kickstarter, to say it’s not political somehow, and then to get a fraction of your meager goal. But oh well. At least you (?????). 

    Sorry that one is really stuck in my craw
like some bush league cookies. I need to take some small kitty cat breaths to calm down. Or perhaps I will put a vibrator on my chest. Ahhh yes. Now, someone bring me my shoe horn! I’d like to fall down and break my neck. 

    Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.

    Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)

    Listening to YKS can be hard
but for the ultimate challenge, subscribe to YKS Premium! Bonus episodes every damn week of the month, and for what? Everyone’s entertainment and enjoyment? Well, I guess so. Last week we spoke with a very interesting Meta AI Chatbot named John Cenabot (Luke Taylor)...and this week, who knows? Maybe John Pork will join us! Oh wow! 

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  • Episode 405: Male Freedom

    Episode 405: Male Freedom

    · Your Kickstarter Sucks

    In terms of our feelings about the industry and its various captains I guess you could say YKS is something of a tech-cynical show. We like our little gadgets enough to not be outright antagonistic, but take a dim view of what counts for progress in the minds of the Silicon Valley elite. In particular, when it comes to the marketing phenomenon known as AI, it’s difficult to imagine what could even possibly qualify as a compelling use case for the technology as we understand it today – and there is no shortage of failures on Kickstarter.com.

    However, on today’s episode, that all changes. Someone figured out how to make AI clean up cat poop. Plus, we’re taking Christianity to the moon, social media outdoors, and males to FreedomTV. It’s about damn time!

    Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.

    Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)

    More YKS awaits you! Only at YKS Premium! Maybe you want a recap of the 420 Awards, or perhaps you’d like an interview with the Meta AI bot that kinda went, you know
”wacky” recently. Well, on YKS Premium
you’ll get both (on separate weeks)! Sign up now at Patreon.com/YourKickstarterSucks

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  • Episode 404: Funny Not Found

    Episode 404: Funny Not Found

    · Your Kickstarter Sucks

    Well, you’d have to be something of a computer fan to understand today’s episode title
and no, I’m not talking about Be Quiet!, Lian Li, Noctua, or Cooler Master! But if you’ll shut up for a second, you’ll see I’m clearly joking, and there’s plenty of comedy to be found in today’s episode. Why, how could it NOT be funny to talk about a parrot babysitting your sundowning parents or a fascist sympathizer making a corny board game? Obviously we had no choice but to “overclock” the funny meter and generate dozens of PetaLaughs per hour! Oh Lois! You’re gonna love this episode! Stewie Griffin. 

    Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.

    Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)

    Want more YKS? Well “hop” your little ass on over to Patreon.com/YourKickstarterSucks and sign up for YKS Premium! This week on the show we covered the only non-woke, non-political awards show around
the 4/20 awards! Hundreds of hours of goofs and gags await you
if you “carrot” to sign up! 

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  • Episode 403: Frog in the Garden

    Episode 403: Frog in the Garden

    · Your Kickstarter Sucks

    I “hop” every one had a “hoppy” Easter. And that today is a “hoppy Monday” also! But enough fun. That is over. Leave that in the weekend. It’s time to get to work. Stop smiling. Plug your headphones in. Listen to the show. Let’s take this seriously. Get this one right and we’ll never have to do it again. Got it?! Good. Now on with the show


    
which today has some pretty fun stuff in it. We hand out some Donkey awards. And we learn about the power of organization. Plus we find out maybe our beards aren’t very alpha, and at long last – a solution for those pesky water bottles we are always accumulating! All in all, a pretty good episode which is a worthy successor to the big crazy day we had yesterday. I think we would all “hoppily” agree. Egg

    Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.

    Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)

    More YKS! More! More more! More YKS Premium! More Dan! More Mike! More JF! More images, moving and still! More money! Now! Money now!

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  • Episode 402: Open To Selling Rights To This Episode for $1,000,000

    Episode 402: Open To Selling Rights To This Episode for $1,000,000

    · Your Kickstarter Sucks

    Twenty twenty twenty four minutes to go
I want to hear the podcast! Imagine if we were posting this episode just 24 minutes before it was supposed to go live. That would certainly be a stressful situation
and maybe it’s even happened before! But nowadays we’re a little bit wiser, a LOTTA bit older, and let’s just say we got it in with plenty of time to spare. Pause. 

    On today’s show we’ve got a kitchen device that will have you saying “That’s maybe 2 things. Definitely not 10, and no way is it 12”, a kitchen device that will have you saying “Who in the world could possibly justify this
why would you make this
”, and a kitchen device that will have you going “Well, that doesn’t really feel like a product at all. It’s borderline an idea.” I guess there are a few kitchen things today but the rest of them are the normal crap. So get out the knife and fork and plate and napkin and stuff like that
it’s time to YKS!

    Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.

    Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)

    YKS Premium! Get it while the getting is good! And the getting will be good for like, a really long ass time, it seems like. So I guess no rush. But, still. Get a bonus episode of YKS every week or even more on the Squeeze Louise level, enjoy appearances from our wonderful friends, and catch us in video as well why not. “See” what all the fuss is about
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  • Episode 401: The Scort on the Bas Goes Bip Bip Bip

    Episode 401: The Scort on the Bas Goes Bip Bip Bip

    · Your Kickstarter Sucks

    Been crafting your reality lately? Well we have. That’s why demons are in charge of the world, the economy is in the toilet, and tornadoes are whizzing past our houses. We’re not that good at it! Someone else should be crafting our reality
but without the right app, there’s no hope. Plus, even if we did have the perfect reality creating app, we would probably be too busy waiting for our stupid tattoo artist to get done stenciling the piece of art that will be a permanent fixture on our skin (why do they take like 35 mins???) or worse, spending time with our children. Gah! And what fucking temperature is it outside! Why won’t my mug tell me!!! I need help. And a Lot of it. Right now. Luckily there’s a new episode of YKS! But Doctor
you know. That whole thing. See ya

    Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.

    Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)

    YKS Premium is the podcasting phenomenon sweeping the nation! A few thousand mostly men of a certain age with a particular psychological profile can’t be wrong
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  • Episode 400: Do Dogs Go To Heaven?

    Episode 400: Do Dogs Go To Heaven?

    · Your Kickstarter Sucks

    Well, it’s the 400th episode of YKS. Or pretty close to it, anyway.

    Check this one out on our YouTube channel. And hey, subscribe while you’re there why not?

    Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.

    Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)

    Want more YKS? Get it at YKS Premium! Last month was a barn burner with guests and flicks galore – join us as we talk to Carl Tart, Paul F. Tompkins, and more of our crazy friends about some of the Terrific Toons that have graced the silver screen in Farrarch: Back to the Drawing Board. This month, we’re not doing shit! That was too much work.

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  • Episode 399: Almost the Last One

    Episode 399: Almost the Last One

    · Your Kickstarter Sucks

    Who’s getting canceled! I need to know this. It’s important to know who that is happening to! Because I assume it is a lot of people. Presumably it is, right? It’s only a few or several years later. And nothing has really changed since then. Plus there’s a game about it, which usually indicates some level of relevance. Yep. All in all, I’d say someone is getting canceled. God, I hope it’s no one I care about! The consequences, we assume, would be dire. 

    Well anyway on today’s show there’s that kind of stuff. And some Catholic stuff (don’t write in saying you’re Catholic I don’t want to hear none of that mess). And some surfing stuff (don’t write in saying you’re a surfer I don’t want to hear none of that mess). And of course, our old friend Stringy. Stringy, we love you! 

    Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.

    Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)

    If you’re not subscribed to YKS Premium you’re missing out on at least half the fun – if not slightly more! It’s March, so Farrarch continues over on the Patreon, and you’re not gonna want to miss our final 2 episodes. Carl Tart. Paul F Tompkins. Family Guy. Bob’s Burgers. This could be any primetime programming block on network TV but instead, it’s right here on the podcast of 2 old dinks. How do they do it? Well mostly by begging and bribing their wonderful friends. But also we have our secret lucky gems! Subscribe today and check out the fun. It’s what our gems compel! 

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  • Episode 398: The Fellanded Frergrowths

    Episode 398: The Fellanded Frergrowths

    · Your Kickstarter Sucks

    It’s finally time to discover the future of bathrooms. What is it? What will it be? A toilet with a battery? That weird grilling situation from the old Home Improvement episodes? A sink with “good vibes”?? Nope! It’s got to be a bidet with a sticker of “The Dude” from Big Lebowski on it. If that’s what the future of bathrooms is, then get me that damn DeLorean! I’m going back to the past!! Is that what happened in that movie? I honestly don’t remember. I hate Back to the Future. But this isn’t about that. It’s about other stuff.

    Like an incomprehensible AI show, an inscrutable AI text messaging app, and a downright confusing conspiratorial book pitch from a guy I wouldn’t trust to find an Easter egg, much less a missing person. Easter’s coming up. Don’t forget to get your eggs. Oh God, I just realized
Easter’s gonna cost a fortune this year!! Uh yeah, this IS the worst timeline. And me without a DeLorean again
don’t that beat all! (Did they do multiverses in those movies? I honestly don’t know)

    Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.

    Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)

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  • Episode 397: It’s a Stink Day

    Episode 397: It’s a Stink Day

    · Your Kickstarter Sucks

    I hate when I flip my ice cube tray over and
something bad happens to the ice? Or the tray? Or, God forbid, me?? I love myself. Even more than ice cubes! This is the kind of thinking that has been abandoned by our Elite Thinkers now of days, and why we end up with more “apps” than “applications”. Well I’m just having a little fun about the destruction of our planet but I do think that it’s more fun when inventors are thinking about stuff that bothers them in the kitchen as opposed to which types of people deserve to continue living. What can I say
I love household gadgets! 

    On today’s show we also have some advancements in the worlds of Plates, some innovation in the dumpster sector, and a strange comic book project that not even the crazy comic heads on this show can quite understand. But hey, I guess that’s this crazy show! And I wouldn’t trade it for the entire world! Would you?

    Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.

    Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)

    YKS Premium – where the hell ELSE are you gonna get Farrarch 3: Back to the Drawing Board, a celebration of animated adaptations? I don’t fucking know! A museum?! 

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  • Episode 396: Adventures with Papa Mike and JF

    Episode 396: Adventures with Papa Mike and JF

    · Your Kickstarter Sucks

    “I was once a professional Quake player and won a couple thousand dollars at the first paid esports tournament in the United States.” ← May be true from a certain perspective, if you ignore some key facts and add a generous dose of assuming good faith argumentation. However, “There are at least 6 Kickstarters featured in this week’s episode of YKS” is a statement of fact unassailable by even the most ardent fact-checker. Go ahead, count them yourself! We’ll be waiting. To wit:

    On today’s show, we have something about Wi-Fi, a stupid golf one, and 4 others. Satisfied? Well me neither but it’s on the damn show so suck it up! Oh yeah and don’t forget
have a nice time! 

    Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.

    Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)

    Somehow, Farrarch returned. Join us and some very special guests as we review some cartoons in: Farrarch 3: Back to the Drawing Board! Only on YKS Premium! 

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  • Episode 395: Nut Milk and the Poppers

    Episode 395: Nut Milk and the Poppers

    · Your Kickstarter Sucks

    UHHH!! YUCK!!! UYUCKOO!! I axeofdentally touched the gas pump! BLEH! When I was pumpking gas into the car. My car got some gas on the outside of it! OOWOOGA! Now to touch the $20 bill, the door handle, the cash wrap, the rollerized hot dog, the plastic bag, a quarter, a newspaper, my sticky butt crack, and a cop’s gun on the way home. THAT makes a lot of sense. A nod to health!

    On today’s show we have all that and more. Plus a couple of other things like a nutting device, something with Jell-O, and a pathetic device that is pussifying the boomer generation. Sad to see! But funny to hear. And that’s the way the show goes. Enjoy

    Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.

    Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)

    Subscribe to YKS Premium today and find yourself smack dab in the middle of a very special month. Let’s just say the boys are very “animated” about it. And you can listen to it in your “car” if you “toon” the radio up a bit. Will that “movie” you to subscribe? 

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  • Episode 394: Linux Tep Tips

    Episode 394: Linux Tep Tips

    · Your Kickstarter Sucks

    Three Hundred and ninety-four episodes of this crazy show. They should give out awards for that kind of thing. In fact, they do, I’ve decided. And oh yeah, we won one. The big award for having recorded 394 episodes (plus bonus eps). And we won the fuckin thing! We get to do whatever we want with it! I think it should go on our shelf with our other awards (Fark Prize for Excellence in Web Browsing, the big award for having recorded 393 episodes, 2nd place in mike’s work chili cook off). What do YOU think we should do with all our accolades from our distinguished careers?

    On today’s show there sure is some silly stuff. And the episode is very long as well. Join us for it, won’t you? And our awards, as well?

    Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.

    Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)

    YKS Premium – It’s where I’d go if I were Terminally Online and Mentally Unwell!

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  • Episode 393: Laughter Will Help Our Mental Health

    Episode 393: Laughter Will Help Our Mental Health

    · Your Kickstarter Sucks

    We are helping mental health! We like to help our mental health! ←The Mental Health chant. Try it!

    On today’s show we have a number of Kickstarters that can help our mental health. And not just because they make us laugh
although that sure don’t hurt! Unless you have broken ribs! Because you fell out of your uncle’s car! When he was trying to do “Uncle’s Trick”! Producer Dan backed one of them, if that tells you anything about where we’re at with it. 

    Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.

    Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)

    Let’s boogie down
with bonus episodes and more! Over at YKS Premium! Oh yeah! It’s your birthday! 

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  • Episode 392: My Toilet is a Paradise

    Episode 392: My Toilet is a Paradise

    · Your Kickstarter Sucks

    When it comes to an episode of YKS, there’s gonna be 3 hits. I hit the theme song button, DB hits a couple of home run dingers, and Dan hopefully hits the button that takes out all the times we said our social security numbers, where we live, and actionable threats against celebrities. So maybe like 2.5 hits at best. But still, that’s more than Justin Bieber!

    On today’s show we have a humpty-hoo and a diddly-doo and a rooty-toot-too! Just kidding. This is for all the true fans that read this far into the episode description. A treat from us to you. A real reveal about what kind of kickstarters are contained within this 2 hour laugh-stravaganza. Are you ready? Here goes! It’s toilet cleaner and boner juice. See ya

    Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.

    Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)

    YKS Premium – Think of it as basically the Netflix Premium+++ experience of YKS, but even cheaper! You still can’t share it with your friends, though. Please. Haha. I need to buy beef jerky. 

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  • Episode 391: I Have a Brand New Video Game Idea

    Episode 391: I Have a Brand New Video Game Idea

    · Your Kickstarter Sucks

    I think it would be fun to be a little Italian guy who could hop around and stuff and he throws, um, baskets, I guess. And he’s fighting, um, a kind of big
Chimp
Yeah. And oh yeah
the best part? The chimp is named something you wouldn’t quite expect. Ha! I will also be making the game 400 years too late and Crappy as well. Thoughts?

    Well, I hope they’re good. And I hope YOU’RE good. And I hope this episode is good as well. After all, why wouldn’t it be – it’s the Crazy Kickstarter formula we know and love – along with a couple of twists, of course – and the theme o’ the day is “interesting kickstarters plus some fun comments.” If that don’t whet your whistle, then perhaps some of the YKS guys’ patented Observational Humor will cure what ails ya. And if not, well, there’s always driving out to the woods to become a hermit!

    Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.

    Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)

    YKS Premium - It’s where ALLLL the stuff happens. Be it this, that, or even the other thing. Last week, we mourned the demise of TikTok about 90 days too soon. And coming up this Friday, our on-the-scene review of big time Vegas show Awakening! We are in bed the whole time and mostly talk about Golden Girls. But still pretty good. See ya there

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  • Episode 390: Thank You For Your Service, Rob Riggle

    Episode 390: Thank You For Your Service, Rob Riggle

    · Your Kickstarter Sucks

    That awkward moment when you want to play some poker with the guys but the poker chips aren’t shitty little plastic penguin things
Thanks GOD those days are over! With that and more projects from this crazy little episode of our wacky little show, I think the future is looking very, VERY bright. Bright, indeed! And I’m not talking about the new movie that could potentially be someone’s “Star Wars”! I’m talkin’ something else, altogether, baby! Let’s see what else. Oh yeah there’s a thing on here to wipe your dick. OK see ya

    Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.

    Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)

    We just paused all YKS Premium subscriptions in the US due to legal concerns. Okay, now they’re back. Enjoy!

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  • Episode 389: KarenCoin: Hodl to Your Manager

    Episode 389: KarenCoin: Hodl to Your Manager

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    Well here we are in 2025 and of course the number one problem everyone is having right now is that cereal gets too wet or warm or something like that. Yep it’s pretty much driving everyone mad and a lot of scientists have “jumped out of windows” about it, but it seems like this problem won’t be fixed anytime soon. And that really stinks because if that problem got fixed there would be some good stuff happening after that. Alas!

    We’ll just have to make do with a brand new way to make money on social media, a freakin wristband that gives you super powers in your smart home, and a computer that can flush your bird’s toilet for you. Perhaps some day we will solve our problem of cereal having to be eaten within like 5-10 minutes of pouring it into a bowl
or all die trying.

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    YKS Premium – The home of all our CES coverage! Check out the tech! 

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  • Episode 388: Well My Dog Is Trapped in the SoulCube

    Episode 388: Well My Dog Is Trapped in the SoulCube

    · Your Kickstarter Sucks

    Hey where’s that damn dog of mine? He better not be
oh no
oh NO!!! Well, anyway. Update on our various locations: the YKS boys are off to CES, and you all are here at home, listening to the show. Or you’re at your work, I guess. Whatever THAT is. Presumably some kind of sexy doctor like they have on TV. So we had better make this a good one to get you through that long slog of sexy surgery. Ah man! Don’t drop some hot sweat into that open cavity! 

    On today’s program, we can finally share our dreams with you, and the dreams are, guess what. Bad. Plus we are getting down to brass tax with some good old fashioned common American sense, which is a scam of some kind, and a TV channel which is not a scam at all probably but man it sure is a bummer. Unfortunately we do end the episode on that one which is poor planning on my part, but in my defense, that is ok for me to do because I don’t like to feel bad about my actions. Anyway have fun at work doc. We will be trying out fancy new dildos in the desert. 

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    Want more YKS? Well, YKS Premium’s got what you’re after! Last week we previewed the Consumer Electronics Show in beautiful Las Vegas, California! This week, we’re probably watching some movie called Shlump 2. Just kidding, it’s another good one. Statistically speaking, some of them are stinkers, but we don’t charge more when it’s good so it evens out. Sign up today at Patreon.com/YourKickstartersucks

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  • Episode 387: The Christmas Episode

    Episode 387: The Christmas Episode

    · Your Kickstarter Sucks

    Well it’s almost time to gather round Ol’ Tannenbaum and sip some classic nog! But first, if you’ll indulge, let us celebrate a different kind of gift-giving: that of content creators to their adoring audiences! And what a merry gift it is. 

    On today’s show, you know what, I just realized we could have done all Christmas-related projects for this one. Well, we didn’t. There’s probably not even that many Christmas-related Kickstarters, anyway. Granted, I didn’t look. You coulda looked if you wanted it so bad! Why is it my job every year to bring merriment! This is supposed to be for everyone. You know what, fuck it. Christmas is over. I’ll be in the garage.

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    Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)

    Didn’t get any good shit for Xmas? Well, treat yourself! YKS Premium has so many hours of extra YKS content, it probably wouldn’t even fit in Santa’s bag! Pick up a sub for $5/mo and listen to something besides that damned Bing Crosby this year. 

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