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Hi everybody! I have an idea for a crab trap that makes it really hard for crabs to go into the trap, very easy for them to get out, and also it takes up a lot of space on your boat. Basically, it sucks. HmmmâŠI think this will be the predominant tool of the industry for, oh, Iâll say, forever. WRONG SHITHEAD! YOU DIDNâT INNOVATE AND NOW YOUâRE DEAD! DEAD LIKE A CRAB!
Also on todayâs show weâve got a nice little mascot for a restaurant of sorts, place to store those pesky eyeglasses, and a phone holder that you can break open to reveal the passphrases for a lottery puzzle. Actually itâs been canceled due to being illegal and stupid. But we didnât know about this then. Because this episodeâŠis from the recent past! Ah! Like our dreaded crab traps! Enjoy.
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I need to simplify my life. I think probably the best way to do that is to start gluing stuff in my house to each other. That way when I want my spoon, hey, my matches are right there. And my hand towels? Well they wonât go missing again, glued such as they are to my desktop keyboard. Donât ask me why I need them in the same spot. Itâs really only something you can understand when your life is as simple as mine.
On todayâs show weâve got, naturally, a way to glue your car keys to your phone, a thing that says it helps people but probably doesnât (not this show), and a bed that constantly takes your dogâs blood pressure or something. And thatâs just the Kickstarters! Thereâs other stuff in here too, like your friends Mike, JF, and Dan. And oh yeah, the Kickstarters as well. Now where'd I put that danged Post Episode button? It was right here, next to the glue bottle!!
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Political division! Itâs arguably the biggest problem facing society today, or a fake thing that does not exist at all except in the mind of feckless dorks and opportunistic grifters. Whoâs to say! Probably us, I would think. Yeah. I think itâs us guys who get to say what everything is. Also some stuff that âisâ this week: a type of coffee that doesnât make you go to the bathroom, an AI that helps you talk to women, and a religious satire movie that feels at least 20 years out of date. Plus, we donât say anything about putting down dogs in this episode so everyoneâs safe from that. If they donât read this far I guess.
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What a special episode! We finally got to it! The most cynical Kickstarter we have ever seen! Itâs so special to actually get here and know that from here on out, every other unbuildable infrastructure project or card game rip-off or IP cash-in or political pandering or navel-gazing independent film or useless electronic doodad will be at the very least more of a genuine attempt at creating something than the project we talk about on todayâs show. I am looking forward to seeing them!
In addition to that hunk of crap, though, on todayâs show weâve got some goofy ass bible shit that feels like the end times, a project that attempts to undo the inevitability of meeting our end, and yep, a card game rip-off. Some nice comforting audio slop to offset the gobsmacking offensiveness of todayâs star of the show. And no, I ainât talkinâ about the boys themselves!! For crying out loud!
Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.
Miketober may be over, but YKS Premium is not! Theyâll never let us stop making these damn episodes! To wit, this week we return to the mines of subpar crowdfunded content with Missed The Cut, our monthly recap of the shit that sucked juuuust a little bit too much. To wit??? The fuck is that about? To wit.
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HEY! Wake up! Iâm guessing you were probably asleep when this episode came out. I mean, weâre asleep for a third of our lives, so we got a decent shot. And I love a damn underdog. Well now that youâre awake, would you like to go to the bathroom and squeeze out like a millimeter of pee? Donât forget to keep your eyes kind of halfway closed so you donât get all the way waked up. That always works. Alright now that youâre done and settling back into bed itâs time to relax completely without peeking at the time on the clock. Just kidding, motherfucker! Itâs 3am. Now youâre fucked. Might as well listen to the show.
And what a show it is! Today we got a few things I think youâll like. Well, you will if you like âcamera-wires.â And if you like AI-generated football insights mailed to you a year after the actual event, youâll be in hog heaven. Not to mention if you have an affection at all for F-tier CGI sticking Santa Clause âin the shitâ. But onion tear likers? Youâre shit outta luck. The rest of yas? Get in here! Itâs 3:02am. Time to laugh!
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YKS Premium - Itâs like YKSâŠon steroids!!! Which I have been considering doing lately. Hey, why not? It could be a cool way to gain respect with few side effects.. This past week, we were joined by Blowbackâs Brendan James for a very long and very scary episode all about Stephen King/George Romero joint Creepshow! And this week, to finish off Miketober V, weâre joined once again by the inimitable Howell Dawdy. So nowâs the timeâŠwatch your movies, take your vitamins, sign up for YKS Premium, andâŠsleep wellâŠha ha ha.
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Eeeeeeeevveeerryyybboooody do the new show dance! Oh yeah! Letâs do it! I see you! Wow, guys, I knew you were super talented and always up for a crazy time, but I had no idea fans of YKS were such groovy groovers! You were really movin that thing! Well letâs put that energy to good use, shall we? By sitting still and quiet for like 2 hours while some other guys talk about the computer. Starting rightâŠ.NOW!
On todayâs show weâve got a pet memorial which honestly is fine just a little pretentious maybe but not every one of these is gonna be like CyberTruck Pedestrian Scraper, ya know? Sometimes itâs just a silly little doodad. And the idea is it prompts further spontaneous conversation. So get off my ass! And stop dancing! Plus weâve got a QR code you can finally wear on your lapel, money you can wear on your finger, and a book that I think even the Comic Book Guy would say is the âWorst. Idea. Everâ! âą . Copyright. Or maybe thereâs some other worst ideas on the thing I forget. Only one way to find outâŠto keep fucking still and listen to the show! And then go on the Pisscord and say if thereâs anything weird about it so we can read it and feel bad. Enjoy!
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YKS Premium - Everyoneâs favorite month is here! Thatâs right, Miketober 1st - Miketober 31st has arrived and youâre finding yourself smack dab in the middle of it all. Whatâs it all about though? Well, itâs nothing more than the freepiest and deepiest movies ever to grace the silver screen, and the fellas who love em. Thatâs us! Sign up today at Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks to get not only Miketobers 1-5, but many more hundreds of hours of similar wacky concepts such as, Simian Month, Orangutember, and, of course, Ape Christmas. Just 5 bananas a month!
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The Great YKS Advertiser Survey! Hey help your boys out and answer a coupla harmless qâs about what kinda stuff we could hawk on here. Hawk tuah that is. Just kidding; itâs not that. Head to Gum.FM/YKS if ya donât mind doin that quick favor. Survey on that thang!
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By day Iâm a simple bartenderâŠbut by nightâŠahh!!! I really let my hair down and I becomeâŠThe Beverage Entrepreneur! No you havenât stumbled your way into one of the middling lunchpail Comedy Bang Bang episodes that didnât even make it into the annual Top 10, youâre actually listening to one of the funniest episodes of YKS ever!
On todayâs very show, we have a nice Adult Toy that can Help, a sparkling water that will send the wokies reeing, and finally a use for those pesky plastic straws weâre all trying to buy more of. Plus, a few other things, like a celebrity who clearly wasnât briefed on what the show is about and they get mad halfway through and we kinda gotta just gut it out! Oh well! Discuss it on the subreddit!
Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.
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Go home, YKSâŠyouâre drunk! Oh wait no you arenât. Youâre just making another good ass funny ass episode of the show we all love to listen to. And after all, the show is quite beloved by many all around the worldâŠso why wouldnât we make more episodes of it? Well maybe we will get bored or hit by a bus or something. But not this week! We did one. And on it, we had some good ass shit such as the following: a movie about how to time travel, a drink that mixes up it own self for you and thereâs no booze or mixer in it, and also something called Morphy Richards. Morphy Richards. Well anyway, it sounds funny. So. Bring your sense of humor! Itâs required!
Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.
YKS Premium is the ONLY place you can find the frequently-listened-to, fake movie trivia and plot recap series MIKETOBER! Coming to Patreon this month! And presumably for many years thereafter. But for now, head on over to Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks to belly up to the movie bar and suck down a bottle of cinema suds with your buds Mike and JF!
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Iâm out of town so Iâm gonna make this one quick, alright? Girl Scout Cookies are cookies sold by Girl Scouts in the United States to raise funds to support Girl Scout councils and individual troops. The cookies are widely popular and are commonly sold by going door-to-door, online, through school or town fundraisers, or at "cookie booths" set up at storefronts.[1] The program is intended to both raise money and improve the financial literacy of girls. During an average selling season (usually January through April), more than one million girls sell over 200 million packages of cookies and raise over $800 million.[2][3] The first known sale of cookies by Girl Scouts was in 1917.[4][5][6] Cookie sales are organized by 112 regional Girl Scout councils[7] who select one of two national bakeries to buy cookies from.[3][8]
Plus we learn about Disease X.
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Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.
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Where Faith Meets Fun! Where Faith Meets Fun! Where Faith Meets Fun! Right here, on YKS! On todayâs show we got dog vitamins, something that improves voicemail somehow (other than making your outgoing message a recording of you in the bathroom with your buddy), and the one and only, the man without whom none of this would be possible, the great Jan-Ove Waldner!
Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.
It may just be mid SeptemberâŠbut already our eyes turnâŠto Miketober! Get all the scaretacular fun on YKS Premium in just a couple of weeks!
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Sometimes youâll look at the title of an episode and think to yourself, âOh yeah, I remember why the title of the episode was gonna be this. Because we did a good riff on what The Duckcallerâs Lament would be. And then you got some times where you have to write âPumpkin Masterâs Sake Bonesâ down in the title box, and you wish you could crawl into a hole and die. There are a lot more of those weeks.
Anyway on todayâs show, we got Lilâ Entrepreneurs, a movie that feels like a fake movie inside a fake movie, and a nice Guilt App that makes you feel bad for just sitting around doing nothing evil. And plus, God willing, a riff about Sake Bones that justifies this incomprehensible mishmash of an episode title. Please.
Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.
Whether itâs talking more about Kickstarter, or talking to our friends about old menâs buttholes, YKS Premium is the destination for even more DB and JF content! $5/mo gets you a bonus episode of the show every single damn week, ad free episodes, and access to the exclusive YKS Pisscord! Think of it like a club with a bunch of guys in it who donât like going to clubs. And oh yeah, Iâm the boss.
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Weee-hoo!! Yowee!! We got a Class 5 YKS comin in hot so weâre gonna wanna get all the way around it and drop our headphones right in its path! Yeah the first one kind of already did all this but this one has a bunch of 20 year olds in it soâŠyeeehawww!!! Well Iâd keep joking about that crap but I havenât finished watching it yet. Stick around for part 2 of the Twisters 2 Riff in the next episode description. Until then, youâll have to be satisfied with an app for battle rapping, a way to keep your desserts warm on the go, and a decidedly unwoke independent movie! Itâs a YKS Thing, baby! You probably do understand.
Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.
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MORTUY: Oh geez Rick, I donât know about this one Rick. It looks like we accidentally portaled to a planet where thereâs a ruling race of sentient Kickstarter projects! Oh man, oh geez Rick. I just want to go home and pull my pud man. I donât want to do all this space flying stuff anymore man. Look at that oneâŠitâs like a stupid pirate card game and itâs coming at me! Ahh!! And look over there, itâs a stupid podcast about how weâre all the same! Oh god itâs horrifying. But I think Iâm most terrified of the guy who went to do some sex tourism and thought it was cute! Okay thatâs a real guy so itâs not really like an alien thing but man thatâs really scary, too. Right, Rick? UhhâŠrick??
RICK: (Flashing his space credit card) One for booty on the poop deck, please! Morpy I love you.
Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.
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Youâre not gonna believe this one! Oh yeah! What! Thatâs right! Itâs more of that CRAZY Thing you love! Oh yeah! YKS! Wahoo!!!!
On todayâs Wet and Wild show, weâve got a graphic novel (comic book), one gross freakoâs stupid movie idea warehouse, an app for DUI guys, and more! Wow, that sounds really Wet and Wild. Oh yes it definitely does. So we better get to it! Oh yeah!
Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.
YKS Premium is where youâre gonna wanna goâŠwhere nobody knows your name! Yeah we keep it pretty anonymous over there behind the paywall, unless someone stops you in the middle of the street and asks you what youâre listening to, and you have to go, âUhâŠI donât knowâŠSissy brainwashing mp3s?â
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Timeâs a funny thingâŠhere I am waiting to eat some dinner. But hours from now, perhaps even years, you might find yourself sitting down to listen to this episode and awaiting a different meal of your own. Breakfast, perhaps; or even lunch. And yet both of us, wherever we are â WHENever we are â know that we likey to eat some yummy food. Heh. Sometimes this big blue marble we call home just makes me smile.
On todayâs episode weâve got a heap of tech that donât make much sense at all, some real religious goofball stuff, and a bonus baby project. Hey thanks DB!
Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.
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Goo goo! Ga ga! And all the rest. Weâre back from our little break with a bundle of joy: thatâs right, a new episode of YKS! To celebrate, weâre taking a tour through some of Kickstarterâs most baby-brained ideas. Join us as we discover the baby chain, the cheeky changer, and oh yes, the bottle buggy, plus a few other ways to harm or at least not do much to help the most precious and vulnerable creatures on Earth: future podcasters! Now if youâll excuse me, itâs time to go clean doo doo off someoneâs balls! Oh DAN!!!!
Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.
Think of YKS Premium like one of those surprise births where the mommy goes to the bathroom and then a baby falls into the toilet and she goes âI didnât even know I was pregnant!â Thatâs basically the show. And then you gotta fish us out of the toilet. And go to the hospital.
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Aw db come on man. Can't be putting crotch on there man. First of all its from the episode, like you're supposed to do with these. Second, as you will learn in this episode, there are something like 8 million crotches on planet earth and basically everybody has one. Now, if I my continue.
Folks, this week we've got a whole mess of new kickstarters to yap about and we're bringing you along for the ride. We got some crotch thing, something for your toilet and holy heck we even got a christian dating app! Ohh we're lonely and we believe in god ohhh. get real. Just playing okay see you guys later.
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Step into a multi-sensory experience that combines the pleasure of taste with the benefits of natural ingredients and the power.. of podcasting. That's right its another YKS and I won't stand around jacking you off any futher, ill let you get to it because this one is a real hooter and thats the gods honest truth.
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I say again, Any person whomsoever laughs but 9,999 times, one laugh short of the agreed upon 10,000 laughs, is hereby entitled to FULL compensation by me (Jesse Farrar)
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Good Morning Monday Morning! Today I might just feel like taking a look at a few Kickstarters, including a cabinet friend, a watch that helps you fish, and you guessed it, a way to give cops more money! And well, it looks like a great moment of history to check in on an open-carry freak, which we do in this episode because he had a Kickstarter one time. We did record this one a few weeks ago, so thatâs pretty lucky! Who could have guessed something insane would happen in the interim. Ah well, neverless. Plus Jeremy Renner is here!
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My precious listeners! I come to you once again, hat in hand, and hat on head, to ask you: check out this episode of the show. On this one we got a hat that even I (hatliking man) wouldnât wear, an application that uses your phone camera to tell you that you are looking at a piece of food, and a crazy guy having a crazy guy kind of time. Plus, All The Rest!
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