Episodes
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Join your Holiday Heroes plus Maurice as they take letters to Santa and review S1 Ep18, “Spider’s Game,” from the 1997 classic animated series Beast Wars: Transformers!
Five-flavor-fruit punch!!! Holiday SPECIAL!!! Return of Greg!!! Stasis pods! Tarantulus in his creepy lab!! Tigatron roams the forest!! Inferno…this is no Maximal!! Letters to Santa!!! Fabulous then and fabulous now!! Ryan is horny for everything!!! But I made quiche?!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moment!!! Playing with your emotions like a fiddle to hell!!!
SHOUT OUTS - 24:00
COCKTAIL - 25:00
REVIEW - 27:30
41:45 - BEE’S LETTER TO SANTA
53:50 - TRACKS’ LETTER TO SANTA
57:20 - BACK TO THE REVIEW
1:02:50 - JAZZ’S LETTER TO SANTA
1:06:00 - STARSCREAM’S LETTER TO SANTA
1:08:30 - BACK TO THE REVIEW 2
1:15:20 - SHOCKWAVE’S LETTER TO SANTA
1:19:40 - BACK TO THE REVIEW 3
1:22:30 - IN THE REAL WORLD
1:32:30 - RATTRAP’S LETTER TO SANTA
1:35:30 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS
1:38:50 - ICONIC MOMENT
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Join ⅔ of your APDC turkeys plus special guest pro wrestler Maurice as they review the episode “Possession,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers!
The ol’ Popeye windup!!! Back with the Beast, howling with Greg!!! Wrestling Trivia and Q&A!! Bad News and worse news!! Lightning!! Waspinator possessed by Starscream’s spark!!! You know…Madame Helena Blavatsky…from the Thule Society?!? Maximals in full retreat!! That’s some pig!!! Primal: betrayed, shackled and caged!!! Are all your dreams in technicolor?! In the Real World! Iconic Moments!! Script Deviations!!! Twinkle twinkle!!!
BEING A PRO WRESTLER - 9:40
WHY DO YOU LIKE TFs? - 38:40
WRESTLING TRIVIA QUIZ - 47:10
SHOUT OUTS - 1:00:00
COCKTAIL - 1:01:00
REVIEW - 1:04:00
REAL WORLD - 1:48:45
SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:59:20
RATE THE SCHEME - 2:02:40
ICONIC MOMENT - 2:04:27
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Join your fresh astronaut trainees of the APDC as they review “The Wrong Stuff,” from the classic 1985 animated series G.I. Joe!
Joepisode!!! Which NKOTB are you?! Don't make us butt-chug beers!! What's a five letter word for cubic decimeter?! Don’t trust anybody…I could be your neighbor!!! We're not apologizing for Hitler's generals!! Tom Hardy is just fine and the Dreadnoks are cool!! The solar-powered molecular destabilizer!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic JOEment!!! Sixty-three million square miles of disagreement!!!
SHOUT OUTS - 7:15
COCKTAIL - 8:25
REVIEW - 16:30
REAL WORLD - 1:30:20
SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:43:00
RATE THE SCHEME - 1:45:00
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Join your birthday celebration boys of the APDC as they review season 1, episode 17, “The Trigger part 2” of the 1996 classic animated series Beast Wars: Transformers!
Commander Wilhelm Riker!! Presents! Killdozer!!! Once, a man!! Pistols at Dawn!!! The Washington cube! Casey returns!! Weirdo mummy groans! Bob Backward - Goodbye!!! Rattrap ball-buster! New paint Black Ack!!! Real World! Script Devs!! Iconic Moment!!! The Lady will ride the Tiger!!!
PRESENTS - 11:00
OBELISK QUIZ - 20:05
SHOUT OUTS - 34:50
COCKTAIL - 36:35
REVIEW - 42:30
REAL WORLD - 1:09:20
SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:23:50
RATE THE SCHEME - 1:28:00
ICONIC MOMENT - 1:28:30
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Join your lost continent lads of the APDC as they review the season 1, episode 16, “The Trigger Pt 1” from the 1996 classic animated series Beast Wars: Transformers!
Standing on the shoulders of giants!!! Cold, dead eyes!! You don’t have a goth dentist?! Caleb is so brave!! Gummi Bears vs Teddy Grahams!! Big ol' jeans!!! Masonic domination!!! The cold stink of winter!!! Hollow moon conspiracy!! Bazooka Joe backstory!!! What's this bird?! Let's GOOOO!!!
SHOUT OUTS - 16:45
COCKTAIL - 21:00
REVIEW - 35:00
OK, ACTUALLY THE REVIEW - 38:30
REAL WORLD - 1:04:30
SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:15:00
RATE THE SCHEME - 1:16:00
ICONIC MOMENT - 1:16:30
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Join your falconers of the APDC plus special guest Ant from TFU as they review S1 Ep15 “The Spark,” from the 1996 animated classic series Transformers: Beast Wars!
A Sisyphean task!!! Guestisode with TFU’s Anthony Brucale!!! Falcon Trivia: Hawk-Too-Ah, Sit on that Thang!! Stasis pod!! Blackarachnia’s cyber-venom!! Cheetor’s vision: The Spark!!! Help the protoform!! Airazor!! In The Real World! Iconic Moments!! Script Deviations!!! What’s new, Pussycat?!?!
FALCON QUIZ - 34:00
COCKTAIL - 47:00
REVIEW - 1:00:00
REAL WORLD - 1:31:40
SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:41:00
RATE THE SCHEME - 1:45:00
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Join the clone army of the APDC as they review the season 1 episode, “Double Dinobot,” from the 1996 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers!
Clone Alone!!! These sheep are slappin’!!! Don’t poison the well!!! Terrorsaur and Waspinator screamin’!! Will somebody please kill Cheetor?!? Rattrap is trapped!! Script Deviations! In the Real World!! Iconic Moment!!! An old turnt log!!!
SHOUT OUTS - 15:30
COCKTAIL - 16:40
REVIEW - 25:30
REAL WORLD - 48:00
SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 58:30
RATE THE SCHEME - 1:00:25
ICONIC MOMENT - 1:01:11
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It's a bonus episode! Y’all just got surprised! We recorded this with our friend and yours Josh Powell, a.k.a. J Soops, discussing an animated project from creator Keyan Carlile, "Transformers Combaticons: Wrath of the Junkions."
Josh provided the voice acting for the characters Onslaught and Wreck-Gar, and the entire project, while unfinished, is amazing. You can find it in the link below. Keyan also has a full-length, fully animated pilot episode prior to this one on his YouTube channel https://www.youtube.com/@KeyanCarlileTF
We had a lot of fun recording this bonus episode, which is the length of one of our regular episodes, and we hope you enjoy it, too. Thanks to Josh for being on and chopping it up with us. Pistols at Dawn!
Wrath of the Junkions: https://youtu.be/aiL5YjFm7qQ?si=EZLlDPs_AxqGQ7DM
Transformers Combaticons Pilot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51dxhTXF5f8
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Join your 6-Degree Dudes of the APDC as they review S1, Ep13, “Victory,” from the 1996 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers!
Dog days, y’all!! Shoe-horner!!! Awesome, in a horrible way!! Afros of all ethnicities!! The Nemesis explodes like it always does!! Have the Maximals won the Beast Wars?! Dinobot will rule the trees!! Tarantulas eats a rat, raw!! Predacons fake their death!! The Axalon crashes, again!! Is it a bird? A plane?? No, it’s Optimus!!! In the Real World! Iconic Moments!! Rate the Scheme!!! Another infectious booty jam!!!
SHOUT OUTS - 2:50
COCKTAIL BIT - 8:20
COCKTAIL RECIPE - 13:40
REVIEW - 17:20
REAL WORLD - 44:15
SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:00:45
RATE THE SCHEME - 1:01:25
ICONIC MOMENT - 1:04:20
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Join your shadowy, saucy schmucks of the APDC plus special guest Alpha Magnus as they review S1 Ep13, “Dark Designs,” from the 1996 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers!
I just want boring times!! Alpha Magnus: The King of Machomashups!! Beasties!!! Death in the Afternoon!! The classic absinthe drip!!! Shakey-cam!! Rhinox turned into a Predophile!! Riding the coattails of no coattails!! Wonko the Sane!! Terrorsaur... he’s a smirker!! Casual Maximal racism!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moment!! Goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus!!!!
SHOUT OUTS – 24:30
COCKTAIL – 25:30
REVIEW – 36:30
REAL WORLD – 1:15:50
SCRIPT DEVIATIONS – 1:33:50
RATE THE SCHEME – 1:35:45
ICONIC MOMENT – 1:40:10
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Join your Olympic oratory officials of the APDC as they review S1 Ep26, “The Gamesmaster,” Joepisode from the 1985 classic animated series, G.I. Joe!
Bryan’s Dough for Joe!! Kevin’s Hideaway!!! Unexpected clown! This end up!!! Women be shoppin’!! I smell candy!!! Australian swamp culture! It’s a real ho-ho, Coco!!! Choke me, anything but that!! Rust in peace! Gestro?! Breastro?! Gestron Mandella?!! Real World!!! Script Devs! Next time I will WIN!!!
HISTORIC OLYMPIC TRIVIA - 10:00
SHOUT OUTS - 20:25
COCKTAIL - 21:00
REVIEW - 30:45
REAL WORLD - 1:26:40
SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:35:40
RATE THE SCHEME - 1:43:30
ICONIC JOEMENT - 1:45:30
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Join your guerrillas of the APDC as they review the S1 Ep11 episode, “Gorilla Warfare,” from the 1996 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers!
Ryan is the herpes. Leaving Las Rugrats!! Do you like payoff?! Dumb rabies!!! Fridge-talk!! Thwizz virus!! Cock rocket!!! Spikey seedling!! Scorponok is incompetent!! Optimus Primal: Murder Machine!!! Tarantulus impaled!! Waspinator blasted to hell!! In the Real World! Iconic Moment!! Script Deviations!!! Feather in, feather out!!!
SHOUT OUTS - 21:00
COCKTAIL - 22:30
REVIEW - 33:20
REAL WORLD - 1:10:30
SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:20:45
ICONIC MOMENT - 1:23:00
RATE THE SCHEME - 1:24:45
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Join your probe pod pals of the APDC plus special guest hater Chest Rockwell as they cover S1 Ep10 “The Probe,” from the 1996 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers!
Hawk tuah!!! Pot smokin’, skateboardin’ aliens!! Chest Rockwell visits!! Space quiz!!! Deviant dolphin work!!! Deprivation tanks!! LSD! Technotronic landscapes!! Temporal probes!! Groucho Marx deepfakes!!! I ain’t starin’ at no hairy cat butt!!! Time to interrogate the kitties!!! Cheetor’s ahegao face!! It’s a Beautiful Life!! In the Real World! Iconic Moment!! Script Deviations!! Monkey-mode forever!!!
SPACE QUIZ - 8:00
SHOUT OUTS - 27:00
COCKTAIL - 28:00
REVIEW - 41:00
REAL WORLD - 1:15:00
SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:25:00
RATE THE SCHEME - 1:30:30
ICONIC MOMENT - 1:32:00
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Join your Sentinel security victims of the APDC as they review the S1 Ep9, “A Better Mousetrap,” from the 1996 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers!
Euthanasia coaster!!! Caleb doesn’t care about the show...Aaron doesn’t care about your life!!! Tumbler kids!! Dick Van Dyke...relevant!! F$ck you yankee blue jeans!!! Sonic emitter!!! The spider can dig her own holes!! Tigertron...chunky boy!! Sentinel defense system activated!!! In the Real World! Iconic Moment!! Rate the Scheme!!! Maximum burn!!!
SHOUT OUTS - 6:50
COCKTAIL - 8:00
REVIEW - 19:10
REAL WORLD - 46:13
SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:30:20
RATE THE SCHEME - 1:06:00
ICONIC MOMENT - 1:10:40
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Join your APDC Snow Bunnies as they review “Power Surge,” the S1 E8 of the 1996 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers!
Happy Father’s Day!!! Freebase facts!!! Trivia!! New Patron Bruticus87!!! The eruption of Mount St Springfield!!! Craveable!!! Bring your own kayak!!! Frostbite Fizz!!! Terrorsaur killed that bird!!! Sky Island!!! Megatron gets destroyed!!! Status lock is imminent!!! Rattrap plays Old Maid!!! In the Real World! Iconic Moment!! Rate the scheme!!! Blow up the joint as the joint starts to blow!!!
COCA TRIVIA - 4:24
SHOUT OUTS - 18:50
COCKTAIL - 27:00
REVIEW - 40:00
REAL WORLD - 1:05:30
SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:19:08
RATE THE SCHEME - 1:24:00
ICONIC MOMENT - 1:25:30
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Join your Dough for Joe gents of the APDC as they review S1 Ep37, “Worlds Without End part 2,” of the classic 1985 animated series, G.I. Joe!
Who did it first, TF or Joe?! Steam room peepshow!!! Transmuter? Could’a KILLED her!! Dreadcops! McDestro’s!!! Washington BBC! The style of Mussolini & the competence of Hitler!!! My boy Airtight! Steeler’s Crazy Wheel!!! Baroness’s Master Plan!! Guinea Pig Teleporter! POPPYCOCK! Real World!! Script Deviations!!! Send us Joe trash!!!
SHOUT OUTS - 13:45
COCKTAIL - 15:20
REVIEW - 25:37
REAL WORLD - 1:51:30
SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 2:04:15
RATE THE SCHEME - 2:05:45
ICONIC JOEMENT - 2:08:00
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Bones for Dough!! Old News by Now! Succulent Chinese Meal of Infotainment!!! Want some lemongrass?! Evicting the Keebler Elves!!! Transmuter? I just met her!! Throwing drama from the train! Entomological adventures!!! Steeler’s crazy wheel!!! IReal World! Script Deviations! Iconic Joement! ONLY ACCEPT COBRA CASH!!!
OLD NEWS BY NOW - 9:10
SHOUT OUTS - 15:12
COCKTAIL - 20:10
REVIEW - 30:50
REAL WORLD - 1:19:10
RATE THE SCHEME - 1:37:15
ICONIC JOEMENT - 1:40:00
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A juvenile state!!! Discount Freight & Grocery!!! Trinidad Sour!! A real stasis pod!! Rattrap...the Traitor?! Blackarachnia's shitty intro!!! 8-D chess!! Servo-circuit destabilizer!!! Voice actors! Iconic moments!! In the Real World!!! Script Deviations!! Adrenochrome!!
SHOUT OUTS - 7:00
COCKTAIL - 8:00
REVIEW - 18:10
REAL WORLD - 1:08:30
SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:29:15
RATE THE SCHEME - 1:33:52
ICONIC MOMENT - 1:34:10
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Join your rock-itecture trio of the APDC plus special guest host Alphamagnus as they review the season one episode, “Chain of Command,” from the 1996 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers!
Make the Federation Great Again!!! You had me at Hulk Hogan sex tape!! An Amos to your Andy!! Precious Moments!! Alpha Magnus Returns!! TFCon LA Recap!! Toastaligus!!! Stonehenge facts!!! Space portals!! A probe zaps Primal!! Like an orphan in a B-movie!!! The Maximals vote!! Rattrap in charge!!! Stir the cobbler!!! Grease night!! In the Real World!! Iconic Moment!! Script Deviation!! Toni Braxton!!!
TFCON TALK - 20:50
SHOUT OUTS - 37:40
COCKTAIL - 38:40
REVIEW - 45:00
REAL WORLD - 1:33:15
SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:46:20
RATE THE SCHEME - 1:49:00
ICONIC MOMENT - 1:51:00
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We had a scheduling snafoo, so we're releasing a former Patreon-exclusive Minisode from the vault! We say "minisode," but it clocks in at over 45 minutes, and we hope you enjoy it. We return with our regularly scheduled programming on April 21st!
That's right, friends and neighbors, it's the Minisode from our 2023 Holiday Spectacular! Join the boys, Mike Seibert, Mikel Andrews, and Alphamagnus as they give you the gift of gab. Subjects include:
How the sausage is made
Ryan is no Wally Burr
Caleb: High School Musical
John Woof - Silent Night
Presents!
Cooking in Blue Zones
Pizza-Talkin' Mikel Gatsby
All this, and nothing else, on this Minisode vault release. And if you'd like extras like this on a regular basis, check us out on Patreon at patreon.com/ApodDCast
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