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#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy
Chris recorded this podcast from a gym in Salt Lake City because his life is spiraling out of control and it's the best he could do. He drank too much coffee, talked about his desperate attempt to find the corn of the dark arts that is banned in mormon town SLC, fixated on his own hair and then just went off on tangents. Chrissy put the chaos back on big time for this one.
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Chris and JB Smoove dive into stories about doing commercials with Carmelo Anthony, their best (and worst) bald icons, and JB’s unconventional journey from comedy clubs to Curb Your Enthusiasm. JB dishes out wisdom on staying positive, his vegan lifestyle, and the art of bringing big energy to every room. Plus, Chris and JB make a pact to go vegan until Christmas—NYC better watch out!
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#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy
Chris and Tony talk about the Yankees, Chris' dad makes a shocking revelation about who he's voting for, they have some laughs about their family and more!
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#Podcast #Comedy
In this episode of Chrissy Chaos, host Chris Distefano and guest Jeff Arcuri explore the quirks of Texas culture, including the recurring idea of Texan secession, mixed with Chris's tongue-in-cheek loyalty to the British monarchy. They move into comical discussions on their cultural heritage, with Chris and Jeff sharing stories about name mispronunciations and ethnic stereotypes, bringing plenty of self-deprecating laughs. The conversation shifts to the highs and lows of their stand-up experiences, especially at the Comedy Cellar and on cruise ships, capturing the absurd realities of comedy life. The episode wraps up with Chris and Jeff reflecting on relationships and family dynamics, including Jeff’s whirlwind engagement story, highlighting the unpredictable journey of love, family, and career in comedy.
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#chrisdistefano #Podcast #comedy
Chris Distefano and guest Casey Rocket talk life in Austin, Texas, and Chris's fascination with the original 13 colonies. They joke about Casey's past on Kill Tony, his reputation for drinking Robitussin, and his quirky personality. The conversation also veers into random stories about Grimace becoming an unofficial mascot for the New York Mets and Casey’s comedic journey. Throughout, the two exchange offbeat banter about sex, aging, and American history, keeping the episode both chaotic and hilarious.
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#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy
Chris Distefano and Annie Lederman dive into wild stories, from Tim
Dillon's 6-block Rolls-Royce joyride to a period mishap that left Chris
speechless. Annie reveals her experience with Ozempic, weight loss, and
her transition into hypnosis therapy, while Chris opens up about
parenting challenges with his daughter’s sassy remarks. The duo also
gets into wild tangents about Scott Peterson conspiracies, TSA bomb
bracelet nightmares, and even Amish elbow fetishes. Don’t miss this
chaotic episode packed with laughs, real-life confessions, and
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#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedyshow
This one starts with Chris trying (and failing) to guess Adam's hometown
and real last name, leading to some misunderstandings. Adam shares a
wild behind-the-scenes story from his time on set with Margot Robbie and
Ryan Gosling and from Pam & Tommy, while Chrissy talks about his
struggles with anxiety and the unexpected joys of parenting. Plus, they
dive into Hollywood conspiracies, Chris’s unforgettable teacher crush,
and some Dr. Phil quick hits.
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#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy
Join Chris Distefano and Hannah Berner for a hilarious ride through
comedy, parenting, and the wild world of New York City! In this episode
of Chrissy Chaos, Chris and Hannah react to Mayor Eric Adams' strange
parenting video, share personal stories about raising kids, and laugh
about unexpected discoveries (including some awkward travel finds!).
Don't miss their candid takes on balancing comedy careers, haunted
houses, and New York nostalgia—all wrapped up in their signature chaotic
humor. Tune in for laughter, insights, and plenty of NYC flavor!
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Chris is back with another wild episode, but this time he’s joined by the hilarious and charismatic actor Gianni Paolo, star of Power and its sequel. Together, they dive into insane stories, navigating the world of TV fame, and some unforgettable viral "To Catch a Predator" moments. They also get into the buzz surrounding the current election cycle and talk about dealing with woke culture. It’s an episode packed with laughs, candid moments, and a peek behind the curtain of Hollywood fame.
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#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy
Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon cover everything from Mike’s disastrous
week around his son being born, to awkward parenting moments and a
principal's lap dance disaster. They also swap wild roommate horror
stories, high school memories and dive into the circumcision debate.
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#chrisdistefano #Podcast #Comedy
Chris dives deep into everything from broken bones to crack TikTok stars
and unexpected birthday surprises. With no guest, it's just Chrissy,
his hilarious rants, and some surprising family moments. Hear about his
40th birthday trip to Baltimore (yes, really), Vito’s broken foot, and
why Jasmine is ready to defend her family at all costs. Plus, Chrissy
spills on their wild mushroom adventures and why Pitbull concerts are
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Chris dives int some wild stories, like his buddy's dramatic weight loss journey (no Ozempic involved) and a night out in LA that could end in an ambulance ride. He even shares a hysterical behind-the-scenes moment with Colin Farrell that you have to hear to believe. This episode is packed with wild Chrismoments, awkward confessions, and stuff we can’t even clip.
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In this electrifying episode of Chrissy Chaos, Chris Distefano dives into the wild world of professional bull riding with the legendary voice of PBR, Matt West. Get ready for stories that will leave you stunned, from death-defying rides to cowboy manners that make any New Yorker rethink chivalry. Matt shares the gritty realities of bull riding, the adrenaline-pumping moments, and the fearless mindset of the riders. Whether you're into high-octane sports, comedy, or just a good old-fashioned chaos, this episode is packed with laughs, insights, and some unexpected life lessons. Tune in to see if Chris could survive a ride or if he'd end up in the dirt!
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04:20 Most Influential Jews
8:45 Trumps Tweets About Pipko!
11:50 Michael Jordan’s Son Loves Skiing
22:30 Pipko the Pro Skater
34:40 Elizabeth’s Dad was at the Trump Rally!!
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16:00 McDonalds Criminal Empire
21:00 A Diverse Mafia!
24:30 Who TF Made the Pyramids
36:40 Foreign Subway Takes
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Chris and Mike meet back up to talk about Chris' recent trip to Colonal Williamsburg, Jaz joins the show to talk about how she truly does not care what Chris does at this point and more.
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Chrissy Chaos is on the road this week, recorded in the green room at Cesars in Atlantic City before Sam Morril and Chris Disefano headlined, they sat in a green room drinking some "Bodega Cat" whiskey talking about Lebron, the Knicks, Sam starting a family at some point, Chris bringing his entire family to AC and more! Gary Vider and James Mattern also stop by the show for a little.
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TIMESTAMPS
00:00 Intro
09:20 Kevin Spacey and Jon Bernthal
19:57 Gary V
28:53 Jasmine’s Ex is doing what??
41:28 Talkin AIDs!
50:11 JJ Reddick and Lebron
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