Episodes
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Andrea Kaminski joins the Swayze Boys in their first-ever aerobics class, led by Jamie Lee Curtis and also attended by John Travolta. It's vigorous. It's sweaty. It's PERFECT. Ultimately, this film is about as Swayze, on our Scale, as any can be.
"EAT SHIT AND DIE." -Jeff Rosenstock / Mark from this movie -
The Floor: Episode 3 (2024) [Swayze Adjacent].talking The Whale(s) for a second time this month, and identifying more images (with and without) Rob Lowe. Sorry, Shane, this episode contains Forest Whitaker but we didn't know!
THE MOSHUMENTARY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHkSs9k5ME4
THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY LOWE'S HOME IMPROVEMENT.
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Jerilyn Jordan and The Boys delicately dance around "The Greatest Tragedy in American History." Nic Cage and Oliver Stone restrain themselves in this "Disaster Movie," but we basically refuse to. and, FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, THANKS TO OUR SPONSOR: PLUTO TV! "The commercials are pretty innocuous!"
https://www.nytimes.com/2015/09/17/arts/television/steve-rannazzisi-comedian-who-told-of-9-11-escape-admits-he-lied.html
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Strap on your universal translator and tune into YouTube for Keanu's first and only directorial venture. We're alone now with our dear, sweet, and beautiful listeners, and ready to digest what we've learned from Keanu Week.
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Jo, Mal, Pickle, and Alicia are all back to celebrate Virgo season and our #2 man. John Constantine is so cool, you guys. We wish Catholicism were real.
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Danny Bolterstein returns, and so do Bill & Ted! Danny brings actual information, for a change, and tells us about makeup and the history of playing games against Death. This movie is rated PG - yay!
Check out patreon.com/NoOneWorkHere for a brand new podcast hosted by Danny Bolterstein: I KNOW THAT GUY
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Get a strap on your jock and drive out to Miss Gill's Hockey Player Warehouse (where every hockey player should learn to read and write). Jake brings his hockey expertise to the table while we talk about an insane movie that's sort of the opposite of Goon, and also quite a bit darker than we previously recalled. And now we finally have to count the horses for real.
Shout out to John Zamboni! TAKE THE REST OF THE DAY OFF -
Shane brings us another Whitaker watchable, this time from Mr. Suicide Squad himself: David Ayer. Keanu plays a character we haven't seen much from him in the past, as does Forest. This is the weirdest kind of copaganda. Keanu gets S.W.A.Y.Z.E. Methoded. Shane fixes The Lake House. This movie is probably more enjoyable than we wanted to give it credit for.
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Tim Allen rejoins the Swayze Boys for another late 80's comedy classic, so you know we're talking pinball machines and Keanu's comedic chops. We love this guy. He CAN act!
Check out Tim's band, Bathroom of the Future:
https://bathroomofthefuture.bandcamp.com/
and here for videos from Cow Haus:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9APvJPTv4I&list=PL13dvb5HtkBzMYGyUd_gy5OakTc9eXoSR
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Mike Smith, advocate for devils, returns for our first installmant in Keanu Week. Florida lawyer, Keanu Reeves, moves to the big city, meets his maker (Pacino), and makes a lot of questionable decisions - including but not limited to ignoring and thought-cheating on his wife (Charlize Theron). But don't worry! It's just a test. Meanwhile, this movie hates women! [Trigger Warning: multiple sexual assaults are alluded to, but not portrayed in this film. Also, Jeffrey Jones is in this one.]
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Tyler Smith and Samantha Marshment (3 of 4 Marshments collected so far!) guide us through Charlie Kaufman's joint attempt with Spike Jonze to adapt a movie about flowers. WE DIDN'T EVEN TALK ABOUT BRIAN COX PLAYING AN ACTUAL PERSON!!
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Danny Bolterstein hosts and brings long-time friend, Bud Koltys, to see a movie about the adventures of Mark Wahlberg's big dumb prostehetic dick, the death of an artform, and friends they make along the way. It's called cooperative overlap - not interrupting!
Check out Podsten Dunstcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/3McxRHYfCXdnaL4bJ7cMud?si=062acf7ee83b4eaa
and over on Patreon.com for EVEN MORE PODSTEN DUNSTCAST with Danny Bolterstein (and sometimes Bud), Bonus Swayzes, and re-releases of Swayze Pod Classic Episodes at patreon.com/NoOneWorkHere
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Your humble hosts affix their eyes, and their eyes alone, on a Kathryn Bigelow sci-fi flick that is, of course, 100% pure adrenaline. No guests, no bullshit, just two dudes talking about a movie made by a lady that [TRIGGER WARNING] features two first-person depictions of sexual assault. James Cameron is a sick, slippery fuck. patreon.com/nooneworkhere for bonus content
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Cowboy specialist and romantic partner, Mal, returns again for a vengeance, female-led, cowboy-themed Mortal Kombat. Keith David! Gene Hackman! Sharon Stone! A NATIVE AMERICAN CHARACTER WHO CAN'T BE KILLED BY BULLETS (until he can)! LITERALLY JIGSAW! This movie has it all.
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Jordan gets out of the house and meets the Swayze Boys in the metaphorical woods for another crack at Swayze's classic 80's family drama. Josh insists on describing John Milius as a fascist despite the word's actual definition. Vince tells us about the magic of things falling off the back of a truck. Jordan asks about The Bechdel Test.
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Middle-Tooth Expert, Alicia Massey, and Factoid-Bringer, Pickle Fritz, meet each other for the very first time, then Jo finally introduces herself and her co-host, Mal. In our Top Gun, Iceman is the hero and Maverick is the villain. The gals treat Meg Ryan as their Swayze stand-in, sync up their cycles, and crown 2024 #wetgirlsummer. Thanks to Chez Kane for the exact music we needed.
JO FORGOT, BUT YOU WON'T: FOREST BAKERY! FOREST BAKERY! FOREST BAKERY IN OAK PARK! OPEN THURSDAY-SATURDAY, MORNING UNTIL THEY SELL OUT. DELICIOUS BAKED GOODS FOR YOUR FACE AND TUMMY.
You can also find a "phantom podcast" with Vince and Josh talking Top Gun on our Patreon - FOR FREE: patreon.com/nooneworkhere
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Our esteemed Remake Expert returns for our first remake rewatch. Josh provides likely-mis-information about North Korea, and we all want more for Jed to do aside from being the personification of jingoism. What did he do in the Marines and why does this movie refuse to address it? And did they really expect us to take North Korea as a serious threat? Thanks to Skachibaches for the CCR cover!
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Forest Whitaker specialist, Shane Stroud, shows the Swayze Boys a video-game-adaptation of a movie that's, ostensibly, about the horrors of war. Josh has generational trauma about Vietnam. Vince tries to reason out why he thinks this movie *might* be better than Natural Born Killers. Thanks to The Suicide Machines for a song that answered our question about draft-eligible ages!
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Madison Vogler, equine expert, rejoins your humble hosts for a quintessential 90's disaster flick that's more explosions than...... really anything else. Early on, Madison declares that this movie is for and about "sick fucks," and we can't help but agree. Thanks to The Suicide Machines for a much better version of the R.E.M. song - theirs actually ends!!!
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Our last remaining dad, Eric Ketchum, rejoins the Swayze Boys, and this time we're headed to Laos to get our boys back from Vietnam (again). We're going to free the POWs, even if most of them were probably already dead! Dadvice #7: Don't forget how to be a kid.
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