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Mike always finds the absolute weirdest s**t online. And what's worse, is he makes us deal with it! AND THEN WE MAKE YOU DEAL WITH IT. So if you're angry about this episode, blame him; however, this site is actually pretty interesting. It's a nightmare to decode, and requires way too much brainpower for us. That won't stop us from acting like expert linguists and scholars (just.... please, don't think we are, I beg you.).
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Join Jason, Mike, and Matt (no Doug, he's currently pupating in his Florida-scented cocoon) as they attempt to make heads or tails of what seems to be, the beginnings of a universal language codex. Sorry about all the quantum mechanics...Proud winner of the Nobel "I Tried" Ribbon in Literature.
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IT’S THE MOST. WONDERFUL. TIME. Welcome back, everyone, to another annual round of raucous: it’s Hometown Horrors, 2024! You’ve submitted your stories of terror and emotional trauma, and we dressed up and read them for all to hear! Thank you everyone who sent us stories, we had an absolute blast. Some were horrifying, some were sad. Some were wildly inappropriate, but we think we weeded MOST of those out (you know who you are). Until next year, keep those beans and peens slappin’!
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This week we talk to an actual paranormal investigator! We chat with Chuckie G and his son Ben about their experience in the field and personal experiences with hauntings, EVPs and the otherworldly!
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Mike and Jason only this week, with another FANTASTIC topic. It's called DARKMIND and it's F**king great.
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A mysterious channel displaying analog horror, art, guides, and the gnawing feeling a the back of your skull that you should probably just let them in. Just let them in. Let them in. LET THEM IN. LET THEM IN LET THEM IN LET THEM IN LET THEM IN LET THEM IN LET THEM IN LET THEM IN LET THEM IN LET THEM IN.Proud winner of the Nobel "I Tried" Ribbon in Literature.
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SPOOKY SEASON HAS ARRIVED! We kick off our favorite time of year with a good ol' fashioned... CLAP ABOVE YOUR HEAD! Matt got lost looking for the Necronomicon, so it's just Jason, Mike, and Doug this week. We each found our own little morsel of horror to share, pulled directly from the internet, and handled with reckless abandon as we gracelessly and awkwardly stuff it into your brain. We are not sorry for this batch of internet clownery. It could be entertaining though. Only one way to find out!
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TRIGGER WARNING: THE CONTENT IN THIS EPISODE MAY BE DISTURBING TO SOME AS IT CONTAINS REFERENCES TO CHILD ABUSE, MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES, AND SEXUAL ABUSE. WE DO NOT CONDONE ABUSE IN ANY CAPACITY, ESPECIALLY TOWARDS CHILDREN. THIS EPISODE SHOULD BE USED FOR AWARENESS-BUILDING PURPOSES ONLY.
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Usually, here at D.L.U.T.I., we like to jump down creepy internet rabbit holes to uncover creepy, internet-based narratives and share the ride with you! Unfortunately, today we need to discuss a real one.
SmartSchoolboy9 refers to the internet handle of a user who operates through various social media accounts, and uses A.I.-generated images of children, as well as real videos of the user dressed as children, usually in suggestive poses. This user is clearly sexualizing children for unknown reasons; however, it has been speculated that the user may be fulfilling a fetish or fantasy.
The reason we want to talk about this today, is to spread information regarding the investigation surrounding this account. The more people know that this is going on, the more efforts to hinder the individual in question by being aware of what is going on. Please do not attempt to contact any account associated with this topic as that may obstruct or counteract any investigation by the police or other authorities.Proud winner of the Nobel "I Tried" Ribbon in Literature.
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You're scrolling through the channels on your short-wave radio. With your other hand, you eat a potato chip. Suddenly, Homer Simpson begins asking you why you're reading books! This could happen to you. Hi, we are Mike, Jason, Doug and Matt from your local Don't Look Under the Internet, and we want YOU to help us understand why Homer has taken over so many radio frequencies. Please have a full report on our desk by Monday. Or you're fired.
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It just doesn’t get any better than seeing the gorgeous “Mrs. Anita Pelaez” over at her and her husband “Captain Kutchie’s” place... Some folks also call him... “The Kutchmon!”...Most just call him “The most interesting man in the world”...(Anita and Kutchie Pelaez’s Key West, Key Lime Pie Factory and Grill)...Just watching the lovely couple baking together all those Yummy Key Lime Pies at their Key Lime Pie Factory and Grill in Asheville. ...It’s always worth the trip to visit them in they’re historic Key Lime Pie Factory and Grill...It should be on everyone’s bucket list for sure..And The World’s Best Key Lime Pies! ..YUM-YUM-YUM.... “Talk about world class” what an understatement!.....AAHHHHH!...The magic of the lovely..”Mrs. Anita Pelaez” And her delicious Key Lime Pies baked with pure love...always......40 years and they’re still going strong....
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We wrap up our coverage of what is currently available about The Field Studies Institute this week with a send off worthy of a Michael Bay movie.
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This was supposed to be a two-parter. Now it's a three-parter. So, here's part two of a three part series which covers part one of a four part unfiction that's numbered 0-3.
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Got it? Good. let's begin.Proud winner of the Nobel "I Tried" Ribbon in Literature.
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Someone shipped a box of random stuff to DLUTI HQ. Well, many of you send us many random things; however, this one stood out. Stamped only with a label marked “The Field Studies Institute,” it floated directly out of the sump pump. Today, we’re breaking down the contents of said box, as well as diving into a rabbit hole that may be a little…. SCP-Shaped. Join Matt, Jason, and Mike as they try to make sense of the contents of the totally real box we got sent.
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It’s the Field Studies Institute! Part 1!Proud winner of the Nobel "I Tried" Ribbon in Literature.
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What if you could summon a dead meme lord with a slice of pineapple pizza? We kick things off with some playful housekeeping, giving shout-outs to some of our listeners." Buckle up as we crack open our favorite beverage, Liquid Death, and plunge headfirst into a wild debate about the gritty charm of analog horror. From haunted TikTok dances to cursed Minecraft servers, our laughs are non-stop. You'll also hear Douglas recount his hair-raising fear of cursed apps and a VR demon-summoning mishap. If you remember cursed email chains, get ready to relive those spine-chilling days with a humorous twist.
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DLUTI DOES NOT CONDONE CHILDREN, ESPECIALLY THESE ONES! Mike, Matt, Doug, and Jason kick things off with some light-hearted chatter about smegma and a special shout-out to House of Bees before diving into the eerie phenomenon of Black-Eyed Kids (BEK'S). We take you back to 1996 with Brian Bethel's infamous encounter that started it all, setting the stage for a series of global reports that will make your skin crawl. Let's talk about some BEK's!
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We return to the world of analog horror this week. Find out if we hate it! (Matt's not here, so you will be spared lengthy rants.)
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My tulpa and your tulpa sitting by the fire.Proud winner of the Nobel "I Tried" Ribbon in Literature.
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This week we have a VERY special guest - a person who knows many things about the creepily fun parts of the internet!
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Watch their content: Alex Hera - YouTubeProud winner of the Nobel "I Tried" Ribbon in Literature.
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Eerie tales from the sea and cyberspace.
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The VHS tapes have returned to have their vengeance or something like that. It's part 2 of some guy's dad's tapes of blonde women.
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It's all Don Vito and some VHS tapes this week.
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Sources:
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My Dad's Tapes (vimeo.com)
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Ever wondered what drives people to obsess over cryptic internet content? We've got you covered. This episode sees Matt, Jason, Doug, and Mike breaking down a series of 40 bizarre videos, each packed with glitchy visuals and distorted audio. Together, we decode theories and ciphers suggested by a dedicated community—think alphanumeric codes, musical connections, and even absurd prank show comparisons. The chaos within a cryptic discord channel and the sheer absurdity of some scenarios will leave you both puzzled and entertained. Join us as we explore these enigmatic clips and the fervent community trying to make sense of them.
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Could an internet rabbit hole be a form of modern art?
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Ever wondered what creeps around the dusty aisles of the Parousia Public Library? Squib Bitbly here, with my cohorts Jason and Dougledore, as we peel back the layers of this digital haunt in our latest foray into horror comedy. You're in for a treat—scratch that—a trick? No, definitely a treat... We tackle the obscure Parousia Public Library series and why it's hidden among analog horror. With its low viewership, it's just begging for you to press play.
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Join us as we wind through the "Safety Town" saga, dissecting what could easily be mistaken for a fever dream turned public access nightmare. Over doofies. Overdoofies. Ohverdufies? Overdeufies? Overdoofies.Proud winner of the Nobel "I Tried" Ribbon in Literature.
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