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  • Come join me for some tails that are sure to make Richard Gere's butthole pucker up!
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    Police release body cam after man allegedly robbed Ohio pet store, put hamsters in pants
    Ohio man wearing leopard-print onesie is arrested with hamsters in his pocket after series of bizarre break-ins | Daily Mail Online
    Matthew Pancake held on a $10,000 bond | Columbus, Ohio | 10tv.com
    Police release body cam after man allegedly robbed Ohio pet store, put hamsters in pants
    Taiwanese woman caught smuggling 24 gerbils strapped to legs | The Independent | The Independent
    Taiwanese woman caught smuggling 24 gerbils under skirt | Taiwan News | Jan. 14, 2019 13:16
    Richard Gere and the Gerbil | Snopes.com

  • You won't believe what these women are willing to do, to get their hands on some nuggies!
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    McNuggets Rage Caught On Tape | The Smoking Gun
    McNugget rage nets woman 60 days in jail
    Melodi Dushane's Alleged McNugget Rage Caught on Tape After She's Denied Golden Goodies - CBS News
    McNuggets lover sentenced to 60 days | ABC7 Los Angeles | abc7.com - ABC7 Los Angeles
    Cops: Hooker, 22, Wanted Chicken McNuggets In Return For Sex Act | The Smoking Gun
    Bradenton woman charged with prostitution after offerring sexual act for $25, Chicken McNuggets | Bradenton Herald
    Florida woman tries to exchange sex for Chicken McNuggets | Daily Mail Online

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  • Join me for a spooooky Halloween themed episode!
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    Razor blades discovered in trick-or-treaters' Halloween candy
    Colerain Township man who discovered razor blades in child's Halloween candy: 'Who would do that?'
    Two people found razor blades in their Halloween candy, Ohio police say | CNN
    Man arrested for allegedly handing out razor blades with Halloween candy
    Man put razor blades in Halloween candy bags, Connecticut police say
    Man, 37, arrested for 'handing out razor blades to young children trick-or-treating on Halloween' | Daily Mail Online

  • Urine for quite a treat as we explore two stories combining piss... and the police.

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    Cop arrested for REVOLTING act on fan during country legend Kenny Chesney's show | Daily Mail Online
    Off-duty officer accused of urinating on woman during Kenny Chesney concert at Gillette Stadium – Boston 25 News
    Off-Duty Cop Who Urinated on a Woman During a Kenny Chesney Concert Gets Off Scott Free After Paying a Pittance to the Courts - American Songwriter
    Off-Duty Cop From Mt. Greenwood Accused Of Urinating On Ice Machine | Beverly, IL Patch
    Off-duty Chicago officer accused of urinating in ice machine at Florida bar | KOIN.com
    Chicago cop arrested for urinating in ice machine at Florida bar

  • Join me as we explore a couple incidents about little pricks...
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    Churchton Man Who Stabbed Woman With Semen-Filled Syringe Receives 10 Years | Anne Arundel County Government
    Man stabbed woman with semen-filled needle, gets 10 years in prison
    Maryland man who stabbed a woman with a syringe of his own SEMEN gets ten years in prison | Daily Mail Online
    Reported stabbing turns out to be a bee sting - Guelph News
    guelphmercury.com/news/toronto-woman-who-reported-being-stabbed-by-syringe-in-guelph-was-stung-by-bee-police/article_e608c9ac-f6f3-5b2a-8a2f-b469b3f87a7e.html
    Caught in Guelph (and Area) | # **Video Clears Man Accused of Stabbing Woman with Syringe; Culprit was a Bee **🐝 | Facebook

  • Let's have a laugh at two sets of criminals who were betrayed by their booties...
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    Forensics lead to arrest of Monroe man – WSOC TV
    Monroe man arrested for stealing from door manufacturer, accidentally calling 911: police
    Suspected thieves accidentally butt-dial 911 while robbing N.C. store
    Suspected thieves butt-dial 911 while robbing store: NC cops | Charlotte Observer
    Note to self: Don’t call 911... - Monroe Police Department | Facebook
    Kentucky Men Pocket Dial 911, Allegedly Discuss Plot To Rob BBQ Joint | HuffPost Weird News
    Men dial 911 'while planning to rob Brothers BBQ in Danville, Kentucky' | Metro News
    Two men arrested after butt-dialing 911 while discussing robbery plans | Daily Mail Online

  • Join me as we follow some criminals who took their pettiness to new heights...
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    Garden Grove man arrested for threatening to blow up a ferris wheel in Santa Monica -
    Man claiming to have bomb arrested after climbing Ferris wheel on Santa Monica Pier - CBS Los Angeles
    PICTURED: Juan Gonzalez, 37, who scaled Santa Monica Pier's famous Ferris wheel - and claimed he had a suicide bomb on him as he's hit with a slew of charges | Daily Mail Online
    Couple Arrested For Having Sex On Ferris Wheel | The Smoking Gun
    Couple Arrested After Having Sex On Ferris Wheel: Police | Across Ohio, OH Patch

  • Join me as we follow a couple of deadbeats who hit the liquor... a little too hard.
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    Man denies drinking and driving; instead he sipped while at stop signs
    A Distinction Without A Difference | The Smoking Gun
    Drunk driver tells cops he drank bourbon at stop signs and red lights | Daily Mail Online
    Woman hits man with a whiskey bottle, arrested | WBIW
    Earle Stevens drove drunk, only drank at stop signs: police | Miami Herald

  • Join me as we follow a couple of criminals who are living la vida mocha!
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    Man who threw snake at Tim Hortons worker gets conditional discharge, fine
    Man charged in Tim Hortons snake toss given conditional sentence | Globalnews.ca
    Tim Hortons Snake Throwing Was 'Stupid,' Pet Owner Admits In Bid To Win Reptile Back | HuffPost Alberta
    Man in cut-up yoga pants exposes himself in Winnipeg Tim Hortons - Winnipeg | Globalnews.ca

  • I'm finally back with the second annual spit or swallow episode! Which petty criminal is worse? You be the judge!
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    HIV-positive man gets jail for spitting on cop
    A Thirty-Five Year Prison Sentence for Spitting at a Police Officer: The Danger of Basing Justice on Mistaken Assumptions | FindLaw
    Prison for Man With H.I.V. Who Spit on a Police Officer - The New York Times
    HIV-positive man sentenced to 35 years for spitting at officer – New York Daily News
    Woman arrested for 'biting off another woman’s nose in drunken rage' | Daily Mail Online
    Jessica Collins Out on Bond After Allegedly Biting Off Woman's Nose (MUGSHOT) | Law & Crime
    Houseguest accused of biting off part of woman's nose, swallowing it
    North Carolina columnist calls out Texas for 'lax nose-biting laws'

  • Waddup Illegalites?! Just a lil update on where I'm at in life, and the introduction to a fun show I will be adding to patreon!
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  • Join me for a trio of stories about a bunch of bird brains...
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    The Truth Behind the Viral Amsterdam Glory Hole Voicenote
    Rogue seagull attacks man every day forcing him to wear helmet as 'bird PPE' - Daily Star
    Seagull attack terror on Scots street as man forced man to wear bike helmet outdoors - Daily Record
    Gobsmacked fisherman reels in £1million cocaine haul 'after following sea gulls' - Mirror Online
    Angler finds cocaine packages floating near Isle of Wight
    Man bites seagull after it tried to steal his McDonald's food: report | Fox News
    Man bites seagull for trying to get some of his McDonald's
    Man 'bit seagull and threw it to ground after it tried to steal his McDonald's food' - Mirror Online

  • Join me at a popular bar in Florida, where things are known to get messy...
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    MMA fighter, U.S. Navy Sailor, arrested after masturbating in public, kicking police
    Man masturbates after being denied entry into Sloppy Joe’s, then kicks cop, Key West police say
    Man Charged After Indecent Exposure and Assault On Officer in Key West | NewsRadio WIOD | Florida News
    Man who masturbated in front of a Florida bar is a Navy diver
    Man arrested for biting bouncer on face | Crime | keysnews.com
    sloppy joe's key west - Google Search

  • Join me for a couple of "outta this world" crimes involving the moon!
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    Minnesota man, 71, accused of mooning cop on New Year’s – Twin Cities
    71-year-old Jenkins man in jail after mooning police officer on New Year’s - Grand Forks Herald | Grand Forks, East Grand Forks news, weather & sports
    Halley's Comet: Facts about history's most famous comet | Space
    Arizona man high on marijuana arrested for trying to shoot the MOON | Daily Mail Online
    Man arrested for trying to literally shoot the moon | The Independent | The Independent
    Trying to shoot the moon leads to Cameron Read's arrest in Prescott Valley - UPI.com
    Florida man runs up to Charlotte County Sheriff’s deputies, drops his pants | Miami Herald
    Florida man accused of mooning deputy, sitting down for a beer | wtsp.com
    Homeless man arrested for mooning deputy in Port Charlotte

  • Two strangers, one glory hole... What could possibly go wrong?
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    Toronto man gets prison for ‘glory hole’ sex assaults
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    Toronto man gets prison for tricking men into pleasuring him through glory hole | Lipstick Alley

  • I'M BACK BAY-BEEEEE!!! Come join me for a couple of strange scenarios unfolding at everyone's favourite mediocre fast food joint... Burger King!
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    Seven Days And Nights In The World's Largest, Rowdiest Retirement Community
    Racist Whopper Rager Sentenced To Probation | The Smoking Gun
    Judith Black: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know
    Whopper Rage | The Smoking Gun
    Cops: Woman, 77, Hurled Whopper, Racial Slurs | The Smoking Gun
    Video Shows Man in Pursuit of Ultimate Leisure Enjoying Nude Bath Atop Burger King
    Naked Man Goes For Dip In Burger King Water Tank In Colombia

  • Join me for two tales about men who were disappointed with their haircuts, and let the barber's know all about it!
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    Angry Russian Tourist Forcefully Shaves Part of Pattaya Barber's Hair After Getting Upset at Haircut - The Pattaya News
    Man hated his haircut so much he shaved off barber's fringe in revenge | Metro News
    Disgruntled Customer Shaves Barber’s Head Over Bad Haircut
    Furious customer pins barber on a chair before shaving his head as he is unhappy with his new cut | Daily Mail Online

  • If you're lactose intolerant, you may wanna sit this one out...
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    Teacher Accused Of Breast Milk Spraying Fired | 10tv.com
    Drunk teacher sacked after 'spraying police with breast milk when they tried to arrest her after wedding' | Daily Mail Online
    Breast milk sprayed at cops in alleged drunken assault by Ohio woman, who apologizes - CBS News
    Ohio woman sentenced for spraying cops with breast milk - CBS News
    Md. woman charged with putting her skin shavings in her roommates’ milk - The Washington Post
    Dead foot skin in victim's milk nets 30 days in jail - The BayNet

  • Join me for a couple of love stories that are a lot more hopeless, than they are romantic!
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    Whitesburg man arrested after series of odd events at Newnan Target - Newnan Coweta Scanner Traffic
    Whitesburg man arrested after series of odd events at Newnan Target - Newnan Coweta Scanner Traffic
    Man arrested after 'indecent exposure' calls outside Newnan store on Valentine's Day
    Northeast Portland boyfriend and girlfriend who played public bondage game on Valentine's Day get their cases dismissed - oregonlive.com
    Portland couple's nude role-play goes viral | kgw.com
    Naked woman found bound in back of Subaru; car's owner calls it Valentine's Day role-playing, Portland police report - oregonlive.com

  • Join me for two crimes revolving around the microwavable treat, that can't be beat!
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    ‘A Hot Pocket?’ Man Breaks Into Wells Fargo Bank in San Diego, Allegedly to Use Microwave – NBC 7 San Diego
    California homeless man breaks into bank to microwave Hot Pockets: 'It was worth it' | Fox News
    Hot Pocket shooting: A Louisville man was arrested after shooting his roommate during fight about eating the last Hot Pocket, police say | CNN
    Police: Man Shot Roommate Over Hot Pocket | The Smoking Gun
    Kentucky man shoots his roommate in the buttocks after he ate the last Hot Pocket in the freezer | Daily Mail Online