Episodes
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If someone told you to make 1982's The Thing HOTTER and you lit up a flamethrower, you would be correct. But if instead you casted a plethora of the hottest 90's actors & actresses in a high school horror mystery, you would also be correct! And Sidney would like to thank you. Jack would like to thank whomever snagged the 1970 Pontiac GTO. What we're trying to say is we are a bit thirsty this episode - much like the alien parasite stars of this film. So stay hydrated with 1998's The Faculty!
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Here comes Michael wearing a faded blue Armani jumper. He's strutting swiftly like a spy infiltrating a fashion show! Truly a grand entrance to todays episode were Jack and Sidney discuss 78's Halloween! Grab a pumpkin or something pumpkin spiced because who says Halloween has to end in October?!
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Want to stay up late and record a demon with Sidney and Jack? Better than with a cocky 'bro' that disregards his girlfriends trauma! Sit in and listen with this weeks Paranormal Activity! Don't forget to sprinkle some baby powder on the floor.
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Sidney and jack learn to read the signs that we are not alone! Crop circles? Check. UFOs? Check. Tin foil hats? Check. So go grab a glass of water because you and the evil aliens will want to stay hydrated for this one!
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Do you like art and blood? Do you like dystopian European countries on the verge of ANOTHER war? If you do, that's very Suspiria of you! Join Sydney and Jack as they dance their way through hell and maybe break a leg or two along the way!
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Nobody panic! The next Final Femme episode is here! Jack leads us through a "Three Stooges" heist of a lifetime. Sidney would like the record to show that Burnham is exempt from this label. Make sure to setup the panic room phone line, grab some carbs, and patch us into the PA system so all the menacing burglars can enjoy the Final Femme banter!
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The 90's are back! And we're back in high school with kids who shun drugs and try to assimilate their fellow classmates. Talk about Disturbing Behavior. Sid's happy and Jack's pissed but our moody Final Femmes refuse to be another brick in their "utopian" wall!
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This week we're talking Silence of the Lambs! Jodie Foster and Anthony Hopkins chewing each scene. Sometimes Hopkins is chewing other things. Come for this classic psychological horror recap, stay for the Buffalo Bill impressions! If you listen closely you can hear the lambs screaming.
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Aaaand we're back! SIdney & Jack are here to talk to you about The Thing. Not to be confused with the doodad, the gizmo, the thingamabob, or the Spanish inquisition. It is our promise that through all the aliens, spacecraft, and viscera - you'll have more fun than Kurt Russell playing a Chess Wizard!
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Sorry friends, no new episode today! We are headed to a summer camp that doesn't allow electronics so we will be unable to record any new episodes for July. The head camp counselor Jesse Vorshees sounds like a really "connect with nature" type. Surely nothing but good things will come to us! We wish you all a fun filled July and we shall return with new episodes August 2nd! We'll be right baaaaaack!
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Viago, Vladislav, Deacon, and Petyr have been vampire buds for hundreds of years. Then one night before dinner, their "meal" turns into something they didn't know they needed—a new friend turned vampire named Nick! Change isn't always easy in friend groups, so your new friends Jack and Sidney are here to help you through it! And for all you vampires out there, please come in and enjoy the show!
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Sidney and Jack talk Jaws—the original summer blockbuster! Hear about the island's new sheriff that's afraid of water, Brody. The rich and clumsy marine biologist, Hooper. The personification of a sea shanty, Quint. And the great white shark that brought them all together - maybe even a little closer. So turn on your boat cabin radio, kick back, and sink your teeth into JAWS!
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The Babysitter is a classic tale of a boy having a crush on his babysitter that sacrifices people to get her wishes granted by demons. We've all heard it before. But all the talk of babysitters has Jack and Sidney reminiscent of their own youth. While Cole, our young hero, fights to save his own life, Jack and Sidney fight to hold back their own laughter. You'll have to stay up past your bedtime to hear all the good stuff!
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Sidney and Jack take on Misery! The movie not the emotion. So strap yourself to a bed and hear about this 1990 classic! After killing off the titular character of his hit series 'Misery' Paul Sheldon writes a new book, crashes his car during a snowstorm, and is rescued by his "#1 Fan" Annie Wilkes. But Paul soon learns that Annie may not be his biggest fan so much as Misery's biggest fan and he'll have to write her back alive if he wants to keep his own life.
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In 2008 the movie Pontypool was released and about 4473 people saw it. Well add two more to that counter because Jack and Sidney watched this 'War of the Worlds'-esque zombie movie and it got them feeling "Mazzy." Or is it Jazzy? Definitely Sassy! It all starts and ends at a radio station in the basement of a church so tune in to hear the show! Ne traduisez pas cela.
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Get ready listeners because Death is on a schedule! Sidney and Jack fly back to the year 2000 and follow a group of high school students that avoid a plane explosion - making it out alive with the help of a prophetic classmate. But beware listeners, if you cheat death out of their design it will insight a fury that'll terrorize the "MacDaddy" itself!
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Based off the book 'Uneasy Freehold' by Dorothy Macardle. One part murder mystery, one part haunted house, add a dash of romance then sprinkle in an HGTV show about buying a house from a rich widower and you've got The Uninvited! So don't just sit there, hit play and let Sydney and Jack regale you with all the haunts and family drama wafting through this 1944 classic!
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No hallway smooches in this cut the 1979 sci-fi horror classic! Its all business among the crew of the Nostromo as Mother has them pick up some eggs on the way home. Pick up or become? The message is unclear. Let Sidney and Jack clear it up as they take you on this horror journey full of bad decisions, breaches of protocol, a space cat, deception, and Aliens giving out free hugs!
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Jack and Sid are back to discuss sea curses, visions of mermaids, and more masturbation scenes than you can shake a dead seagull at! If I were to take a guess, Sid's one word review of this movie would be "Ew." So light your oil lamps, grab some hooch, and we'll spill our beans on The Lighthouse!
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Want to know the secret to saying 'Hello' to a ghost? Play hide-and-go-clap. Paranormal investigators hate this! Those investigators being Ed and Lorraine Warren of this 2013 haunt. Listen to today's episode for more ghost facts!
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