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It's quiet out there. But not in here! The brothers are yelling about evil baseball players, bad parents, and stinky garbage. And that's just the first ten minutes. Later they set their own expectations for the off-season and then they announce the All Time Team for the last 25 years. Left Field and Catcher are real tough.
Also, we're going into winter hibernation and will be publishing once a month in November and December. But! We will also to emergency podcasts as needed. Juan Soto signing? (Yes, Ben is laughing as he writes this. He also enjoys talking about himself in the 3rd person.) And we'll be back from hibernation on January 6th.
Upcoming episodes: November 25th, December 23rd, and emergency podcasts as needed. Back full time January 6th.
In the meantime our new cocktail podcast The Perfect Sip is in full swing even though Giants bats are not. You can find it here: https://the-perfect-sip.captivate.fm/listen
Speaking of cocktails, today Matthew is drinking an Allspice Old Fashioned while Ben is drinking The Horseman's Head Recipes below.
Allspice Old Fashioned2 oz Bourbon1/2 oz Allspice Dram1/4/ oz Demerara Syrup3 Dashes Angostura Bitters3 Dashes Orange BittersGarnish with an orange peel and cocktail cherry.Add all ingredients to a mixing glass with ice. Stir for 30 seconds. Strain into a rocks glass with a large chunk of ice. Express orange peel oils over drink and add garnishes.
The Horseman's Head1 oz Mr. Black Coffee Liqueur1 oz Vodka2 oz Heavy Cream / Whipping CreamCombine Mr. Black’s, Vodka and pumpkin spice syrup in a mixing glass. Stir to combine. Pour over a very large single ice cube in a rocks glass. Stir gently to slightly chill. In a separate mixing glass slightly whip cream with a milk frother. (You can also shake in a mason jar.) Once cream has thickened to a thick but pourable consistency, gently pour into the glass. Aim for the top middle of the ice cube.
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The brothers come to the grim realization of the big job Buster Posey has in rebuilding the Giants offense. They try to predict who will be at each of the 13 roster spots to begin the season. We should hope they're wrong.
Our new cocktail podcast The Perfect Sip is in full swing even though Giants bats are not. You can find it here: https://the-perfect-sip.captivate.fm/listen
Speaking of cocktails, today Matthew is drinking ----- while Ben is drinking ------. Recipes below.
Heart & Hearth1 1/2 oz Bourbon1/2 oz Allspice Dram1/4 oz Cynar3/4 oz Lemon Juice1/2 oz Brown Sugar Syrup1 egg whiteAdd all ingredients to a cocktail shaker without ice. Dry shake for 10-15 seconds. Add ice and shake until chilled. Strain into a chilled coupe glass and garnish with a star anise.
Vertigo2 oz Averna1/2 oz Lemon Juice4 oz Ginger BeerAdd lemon juice and Averna to a highball or Collins glass with ice. Stir gently to combine. Top with the ginger beer.
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Did Bob Melvin and his staff make Farhan's roster better? The brothers are discussing the coaching staff today including why fans can never truly understand the dark art of MLB coaching, where the 2024 Giants needed the most coaching, and the one area that definitely needs to get significantly better. Finally they discuss why the 2025 staff will be a lot different not matter what the internal evaluations will be.
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Speaking of cocktails, today Matthew is drinking the Amen Corner while Ben is bringing back thew new and improved Orange & Black. Recipes below.
Amen Corner2 oz Bourbon1 oz Aperol3/4 oz Amaro Nonino4-5 Mint LeavesGently muddle the mint in a cocktail shaker. Add the remaining ingredients, plus ice, then shake until chilled. Double-strain into a chilled coupe. Garnish with mint leaves or cocktail cherries.
Orange & Black1 1/2 oz rye whiskey1/2 oz Mr. Black coffee liqueur1/4 oz orange liqueur (I used Cointreau)2 Dashes orange bittersGarnish with orange twistAdd all ingredients to a mixing glass with ice. Stir until the desired dilution is reached, then strain into a rocks glass with one large ice cube. Express an orange twist over the glass, rub around the rim, and drop into the drink.
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Buster asked for the ball. The brothers discuss how the appointment of Buster Posey went down, what about the current team made him want to ask for the job, and what these early days will look like for him. They also participate in a coup and Matthew asks a close friend for help.
Our new cocktail podcast The Perfect Sip is live. Listen here: https://the-perfect-sip.captivate.fm/listen
On the cocktail side of things Matthew is drinking an Herbal Hot Toddy while Ben is drinking a Venus Gin #2 Old Fashioned. Recipes below.
Herbal Hot Toddy4-5 oz Hot Camomile Tea1 1/2 oz Cognac or Brandy1/2 oz Elderflower Liqueur1 heaping teaspoon HoneySteep camomile tea in a mug for a few minutes. Add remaining ingredients and stir until combined.
Venus Gin #2 Old Fashioned2 oz Venus Gin #21/4 oz Simple Syrup2 dashes Orange bittersLemon TwistCombine gin, simple syrup and bitters in a mixing glass with ice. Stir for 15-20 seconds. Strain into a Old Fashioned glass with a large chunk of ice. Express oils from lemon twist over the cocktail and discard. Garnish with 3 brandy soaked cherries.
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BuPo is the new HOBO! Excuse me, Buster Posey is Mr. President of Baseball Operations. The brothers break down the firing of Farhan Zaidi and why it needed to happen. Then they turn the page and look forward to the second Buster Posey era. How will this impact his legacy? Will this make it easier to sign free agents? What other changes need to be made?
On the cocktail side of things Matthew is drinking whiskey neat and Ben is drinking a glass of wine. Recipes not below.
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Well, that happened. Our scientists review the completely disappointing but entirely predictable slightly below mediocre season of baseball that was played by the 2024 San Francisco Giants. They give out high level grades to the players, coaching staff and front office. Then they give out MVP, Unsung Hero and Most Disappointing Awards to the players for all of 2024. Finally they review their awful preseason and mid-season predictions.
Also, Ben is really sorry about the dog story. He'll never let that happen again.
On the cocktail side of things our new cocktail oriented podcast The Perfect Sip is out now. You can find it here: https://the-perfect-sip.captivate.fm/listen
On the cocktail side of things Matthew is drinking a Ginger Whiskey Sour while Ben is drinking Ben's Whiskey Sour. Recipes below.
Ginger Whiskey Sour2 oz Bourbon3/4 oz Ginger Syrup3/4 oz Lemon JuiceAdd all ingredients to a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake until well-chilled. Double-strain into a rocks glass with ice.
Ben's Whiskey Sour2 oz High Proof Rye Whiskey1 oz Simple Syrup1 oz Lemon Juice2 dashes Angostura bitters1 small Egg White (1/2 oz)Red Wine for floatCombine all ingredients except wine in a shaker with no ice. Shake for 5 seconds. Open shaker and fill with ice. Shake until chilled. Strain into a rocks glass filled with ice. Top off with ride wine float. Add two brandied cherries as garnish
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It's all over but the crying. But just who will be crying when the season is over? Our sad sacks discuss the recent news that Giants ownership has already decided the fate of HOBO Farhan Zaidi, Zaidi's assessment of the team and the quickly advancing career of Bryce Eldridge. They also preview the state of the 2025 starting rotation. Who's your 5th starter? Roupp or Birdsong?
In the lightning round @coleslunch delivers Donovan Walton a meal, Ben's dog gets a new toy and Matthew goes off the rails.
On the cocktail side of things Ben is drinking a the Whiskey Sour he featured on The Perfect Sip while Matthew is drinking a Bee's Knees. Recipes below.
Whiskey Sour2 oz Bourbon1 oz Simple Syrup1 oz Lemon JuiceCombine all ingredients in a shaker with ice. Shake until chilled. Strain into a rocks glass filled with fresh ice.
Bee's Knees2 oz Gin3/4 oz Honey Syrup3/4 oz Lemon JuiceLemon twist for garnishCombine all ingredients into a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake well for 12-15 seconds. Double strain into a chilled coupe glass. Add garnish and enjoy.
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Where has this team been ALL YEAR?! The brothers discuss the Giants finally playing well when the games only matter to the other side. Then they break down that state of the bullpen heading into next year. Yes, Ben says ridiculous things about Camilo Doval. Fan boys are gonna ... fan?
Also, the first Happy Hour episode of our new cocktail podcast The Perfect Sip is out. On Tuesday we begin a two week series on cocktail equipment you need when getting started in the hobby. Listen here: https://the-perfect-sip.captivate.fm/listen
On the cocktail side of things Matthew is drinking a Garden Party while Ben is having a Winter Vacation. Recipes below.
Garden Party2 oz Vodka3/4 oz Lemon Juice3/4 oz Chamomile-Lavender Syrup1 Dash Cherry BittersAdd all ingredients to a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake until well-chilled. Double strain into a coupe glass and garnish with a lavender sprig or lemon twist.
Winter Vacation2 oz White Rum3/4 oz Lime Juice1 oz Ginger Syrup1 spritz of Rosemary Tincture1 Lime Wheel for Garnish1 Cinnamon Stick or Apple Wood chips for smokingOptional: Smoke the glass with a scorched cinnamon stick or smoking kit before shaking cocktail.Combine rum, lime juice, and ginger syrup in a shaker with ice and shake until well chilled. Double strain into a coupe glass and garnish with the lime wheel and top with a spritz of the rosemary tincture.
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Hey, a series victory! Well, the brothers are looking ahead to 2025 anyway with a preview of next year's infield, but first they check in on the fallout of the the Atlantic story about Zaidi.
We're also celebrating the launch of our new cocktail focused podcast The Perfect Sip. Episode 1 is out now. Download it here: https://the-perfect-sip.captivate.fm/listen
In the lightning round the socks come off, haters gonna hate, Ben gets back on the fence and Matthew has his head in the clouds.
On the cocktail side of things Ben is drinking The Bare Foot and Matthew is drinking a Chamomile Daiquiri. Recipes below.
RecipesThe Bare Foot- 2 oz Indigo Gin
- 1 oz Ginger Syrup
- 3/4 oz Lime Juice
- 3-4 oz of chilled club soda
Add the gin, syrup and lime to a highball glass and stir to combine. Add ice and top with the club soda.
Chamomile Daiquiri2 oz White Rum
3/4 oz Lime Juice
3/4 oz Chamomile Syrup
Put all ingredients into a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake until well-chilled. Double strain into a chilled coupe glass.
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Is BuPo the new HOBO? Giant Cocktails is derailed mid-episode by the breaking news that Buster Posey took over the Matt Chapman extension negotiations as ownership grew impatient with Farhan Zaidi and Scott Boras. The brothers discuss this new world order and what it might mean for the organization and the Zaidi regime. Oh, they also discuss the new low point of the season on Saturday.
Also, The Perfect Sip, our new cocktail podcast is releasing its first episode tomorrow! Subscribe here: https://the-perfect-sip.captivate.fm/listen
On the cocktail side of things Matthew is drinking a Cherry Sour while Ben is drinking a Blueberry Spritz. Recipes below.
Cherry Sour
2 oz Rye Whiskey1/2 oz Cherry Heering1/2 oz Simple Syrup3/4 oz Lemon JuiceGarnish with lemon wedge and brandied cherries.Add all ingredients to a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake until well-chilled. Strain into a rocks glass with fresh ice. Add garnishes. Enjoy.
Blueberry Sour
3 oz Blueberry Liqueur2 oz Prosecco1 oz Club SodaFresh blueberries for garnishFill a wine glass with ice. Add the blueberry liqueur, Prosecco and club soda and stir once gently with a bar spoon. Garnish with fresh blue berries by dropping them in the glass.
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3 hits off Civale, 11 off Rea. How 2024. Time to look to next year! Our prognosticators discuss the very young, very athletic and very inexperienced crop of outfielders the Giants will have next year. They also discuss the surprising news that Farhan and BoMel are only guaranteed through 2025. How will this impact the roster decisions and free agent pursuits?
In the lightning round Matthew becomes a cove keeper, Ben trashes a kid's ice cream bar, and we're all thrown a curve ball. Oh, and they refuse to let a joke a die.
On the cocktail side of things Ben is drinking a Fresh Ginger Fizz while Matthew is drinking a Tiki Tok. Recipes, well one of them anyway, below.
Fresh Ginger Fizz
This will be the first cocktail featured on The Perfect Sip, the new cocktail podcast by Ben and Matthew. You can get the recipe on September 17th. Subscribe now: https://the-perfect-sip.captivate.fm/listen
Tiki Tok
2 oz White Rum1/2 oz Falernum1/2 oz Peach Liqueur1 oz Lime Juice2 Dashes Orange Bitters2 Dashes Peychaud’s BittersAdd all ingredients to a shaker with ice. Shake for 12-15 seconds. Strain into a rocks glass with ice. Garnish with a lime wheel.
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Are you buying a Matt Chapman jersey? Our shoppers discuss the contract extension of Matt Chapman. Is this a good deal for fans? They also revel in the Grant McCray outburst and discuss the young players finally getting a chance to play.
Also, the new cocktail oriented podcast The Perfect Sip is launching September 17th! You can subscribe now in your podcasting player of choice.
On the cocktail side of things Matthew is drinking a Corpse Reviver #2 while Ben is drinking a French 75. Recipes below.
Corpse Reviver
1 oz Gin1 oz Dry Orange Curacao (Or Cointreau)1 oz Cocci Americano (or Lillet Blanc)1 oz Lemon Juice2 Dashes of AbsintheAdd all ingredients to a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake for 12-15 seconds. Double strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Enjoy!
French 75
2 oz Gin1 oz Lemon Juice3/4 oz Simple Syrup3-4 oz Sparkling WineAdd first three ingredients to a champagne flute. Take a few sips. Then add sparkling wine to top.
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It's the good, bad and the ugly today. First our cowboys announce that their new podcast is launching imminently. Then they review the recent good performances of Mason Black and Tristan Beck and the bad look of the haphazard call ups of Marco Luciano and Luis Matos.
Things get ugly in the lighting round when Ben gives acting advice, Matthew doesn't want to start over, and we all get lost in the desert.
On the cocktail side of things Ben is drinking a Jungle Bungle while Matthew is drinking a Without Faculty. Recipes below.
Jungle Bungle
1 oz Mezcal1 oz Demerara Rum1 oz Banana LiqueurCombine mezcal, rum and banana liqueur in a mixing glass with ice. Stir to desired dilution. Strain into a Nick & Nora glass. Garnish with a banana slice, two cherries, three guavas, and a pineapple.
Without Faculty
2 oz Bourbon1/2 oz Banana Liqueur3/4 oz Lemon Juice1/2 oz Ginger Liqueur3 drops Tiki BittersCombine all ingredients except the bitters in a cocktail shaker with ice and shake for 12-15 seconds. Strain into a ice-filled rocks glass and top with bitters and a banana slice.
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REPOST: Hey, Ben here, I uploaded the wrong audio file when I published this week's Monday episode because I'm a dope. This new upload will ensure everyone gets the correct file. Sorry for clogging the interwebs and your feeds.
Forget losing to the Marlins, it's time to look for good news! Our spelunkers go deep and discuss the defensive greatness of Matt Chapman and Patrick Bailey. They then break down the roster and speculate on its implications for the off season.
On the cocktail side of things Matthew is drinking The Fall of Fig while Ben is drinking a Lost in the Jungle. Recipes below.
The Fall of Fig
2 oz London Dry Gin (Fig Infused)1/2 oz Benedictine1/2 - 3/4 oz Fig Syrup1 oz Lemon Juice2 Dashes Cardamon BittersAdd all ingredients into a shaker with ice. Shake 10-12 seconds until well-chilled. Double strain into a chilled coupe. Garnish with a fig slice. Or don’t.
Lost in the Jungle
1 1/2 oz Mezcal1 oz Banana Liqueur1 oz Lime Juice1/4 oz Simple SyrupLime wheel for garnishCombine mezcal, banana liqueur, lime juice and simple syrup in a shaker with ice. Shake until chilled. Double strain into a coupe glass. Float lime while as the garnish.
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Has Bob Melvin been a bad manager this year? In this Midweek Review our farmers sharpen their pitchforks while discussing the performance of Bob Melvin. Then they review the month 5 MVPs, Unsung Heroes, Most Improved and nominate candidates for next month's Most Improved. I bet you can guess which manger made that list.
In the Lightning Round the farmers go to jail, Matthew goes golfing, and Ben gives investment advice.
On the cocktail side of things Ben is drinking a Martini while Matthew is drinking an Embassy Cocktail. Recipes below.
Martini (5:1)
2 oz London Dry Gin1/2 oz Dry Vermouth3 Olives for garnishCombine gin and vermouth in a mixing glass with ice. Stir for 15 seconds. Strain into a chilled Martini glass. Garnish with olives on a cocktail pick.
Embassy Cocktail
1 oz Cognac (brandy)1 oz White Rum (1-3 year old)1 oz Cointreau3/4 oz Lime Juice1 Dash Angostura BittersAdd all ingredients to a cocktail shaker with ice and shake until well-chilled. Double strain into a coupe glass.
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It's not over. But it's over. Our sad dads discuss the Giants < 3% chance of making the playoffs, how the Giants should handle certain players from here, and which Giants still have a lot of play for. Then they just talk baseball including the return of Camilo Doval, whether Fitzgerald and Ramos have fully established themselves, and what the outfield of the Giants might look like next year.
On the cocktail side of things Matthew is drinking a Sunny Day while Ben is drinking a Hank's Coupe. Recipes below.
Sunny Day
2 oz London Dry Gin3/4 oz chamomile-lavender syrup1/2 oz lemon juice1/4 oz Lillet Blanc2 dashes lavender bittersLemon wheel for garnish (the sun)Add all ingredients to a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake for 10-15 seconds until well-chilled. Double strain into a chilled coupe glass. Garnish with a lemon wheel on the rim of the glass.
Hank's Coupe
1 oz Mezcal1 oz Pimm’s No. 11 oz Lime Juice1 oz Simple SyrupCombine ingredients in a shaker with ice. Shake until chilled. Strain into a coupe glass. Garnish with something appropriate.
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Did that series seem close? It did, right? Our investigators debate the missed opportunity of the White Sox series, map the paths past the Braves and Mets to the Playoffs, and finally ask what was Plan A if signing Chapman and Snell was Plan B?
Then in the lightning round Matthew casts Hex, Austin Slater has his biggest hit of the year for the Giants, and Ben jumps out of a moving vehicle.
On the cocktail side of the things Ben is drinking a 2024 Giants while Matthew is drinking a Tequila Old Fashioned. Recipes below.
2024 Giants
2 oz White Rum1 oz Pimm’s No. 1 Cup1 oz Pineapple JuiceAdd all ingredients to a shaker with ice. Shake until chilled. Strain into a coupe glass. Garnish with three brandied cherries.
Tequila Old Fashioned
2 oz Anejo Tequila1/4 oz Agave Nectar1 dash Chocolate Bitters4 dashes Angostura BittersOrange peel for garnishAdd all ingredients to a mixing glass with ice. Stir until well-chilled - about 30 seconds. Strain into a rocks glass with fresh ice (preferably a large chunk). Express orange peel oils over drink. Drop peel into the glass. Enjoy!
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The last Bay Bridge Series has been won. Will anyone miss it? More importantly will the Giants miss the playoffs? Our A's haters discuss the legacy of the Giants-Athletics rivalry and what the A's moving will mean for the Giants. They also try to keep hope alive by breaking down how the Giants can definitely still make the playoffs.
On the cocktail side of things Ben is drinking a Blabbey while Matthew is drinking a Verdant Whisper.
Blabbey
2 oz Gin1 oz Lillet Rose1 oz Freshly Squeezed Orange Juice1 dash Angostura bitters2 brandied cherries and one Clementine segment for garnishCombine the gin, Lillet Rose, and orange juice in a shaker with ice. Shake until chilled. Double strain into a coupe glass. Garnish with the cherries and Clementine segment on a cocktail pick.
Verdant Whisper
1 oz Gin (London Dry)1 oz Green Chartreuse (Sub Benedictine)1/2 oz Elderflower Liqueur3/4 oz Lime Juice1/4 oz Simple Syrup1 dash Celery BittersAdd all ingredients to a cocktail shaker with ice and shake until well-chilled. Double strain into a chilled coupe glass. Garnish with a lime wheel or a sprig of thyme.
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Yep. Tyler Fitzgerald has a weakness and the Giants' weakness might just be that that they're too weak. Our exercise gurus are discussing Runners in Scoring Position and how it has hurt the Giants and why its so pronounced. They also review the departure of Marco Luciano and the arrival of Grant McCray.
In the lightning round Ben gets magnanimous, an impossible choice is made, and Matthew puts the pedal to the metal.
On the cocktail side of things Ben is drinking a Phoenix Doval while Matthew is drinking a Giant Slayer.
Phoenix Doval
2 oz Mezcal1/2 oz Cherry Heering Liqueur1/2 oz Ginger Syrup3/4 oz Lemon-Lime Juice2-3 Jalapeno coinsMuddle the jalapeno in the ginger syrup in a shaker. Add ice, the mezcal, cherry liqueur and citrus juice to the shaker. Shake until chilled. Double strain into a stemmed cocktail glass. Garnish with 3 Luxardo cherries.
Giant Slayer
2 oz Bourbon1/4 oz Amaro Nonino3/4 oz Peach Simple Syrup2 Dashes Orange Bitters2 Dashes Peach BittersAdd all ingredients to a mixing glass with ice. Stir for 30-40 seconds. Strain into a cocktail glass with fresh ice. Garnish with a peach slice.
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Get in winners, we're taking this bandwagon to the playoffs! Right? Our bandwagon dwellers discuss how the Giants have been demolishing cupcake teams like Matthew gobbles Luxardo Cherries. Then Ben gets a little rabid discussing the demotion of Camilo Doval. Finally the boys ponder the obvious difference of opinions between Melvin and Zaidi. By the way, has anyone seen Marco Luciano recently?
On the cocktail side of things Matthew is drinking a while Ben is drinking a Justice for Camilo.
Antibes
1 1/2 oz Gin1/2 - 3/4 oz Benedictine2 oz Grapefruit JuiceAdd all ingredients to a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake until well-chilled and strain into a rocks glass with fresh ice. Garnish with a grapefruit wedge.
Justice for Camilo
2 oz Reposado Tequila1 oz Cherry Heering Liqueur1 oz Lime JuiceCombine tequila, cherry liqueur and lime juice in a shaker with ice. Shake until chilled. Strain into a rocks glass with ice.
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