Episodes
-
This week, Carolyn and Kate have the giggles - and tequila might have something to do with it! Listen as they categorically disagree about Schwartz’s new bleach, categorically agree that LaLa and Scheana could be more supportive to Ariana, and take turns impersonating how they think Tom Schwartz says, “I love you” behind closed doors. They also cover the Jo my gosh breakup, divorced love triangles, paintball, and more! Also hear more wild stories from Kate on bumping into VPR cast-mates around town, and how she’s coping after being added to the elite Blocked By Jax club.
-
This week, Kate and Carolyn pray that this confusing “R word” storyline comes to an end. They also hypothesize on what the F Kristen has on Michelle and at what age you should stop telling trench coat stories in front of your children. Overall they discuss how lackluster the season has been so far, and Carolyn has a lot of work to do to prove to Kate not all marriages are God awful.
-
Missing episodes?
-
This week Carolyn and Kate take you to the very sophisticated island of Capri for a dinner that even linen couldn’t save. Join them as they discuss the “the R word” and try to navigate what actually happened in the dangerous game of telephone that leaves Doute in the hot seat, everyone else offended, and the audience confused.
-
Police found cocaine in Kate’s car!? Carolyn’s artery ruptured? This week’s gabbity-gib is gabbing! But don’t worry, they then dive into this week’s episode of Vanderpump Rules - covering Mya-gate, Martin the water sommelier, the beach day from hell, and so much more! Also, get the inside scoop on Kate’s viral video of Jax’s VPR rampage at Jax’s Studio City this week.
-
You asked, we listened! Girls Unscripted is now adding “The Valley” recaps to our roster! Carolyn is out sick this week but Kate is here tackling all the hard hitting questions, like what are Jesse’s redeeming qualities? Why does Jax have such an issue with Luke? Is Brittany being a bad friend to Kristen? And why the HELL did Jax invite Alex to boys night?!
-
Our sweet Carolyn is out again due to a gum graft gone awry! So Kate is holding down the fort, getting into the nitty-gritty of Scheana and Schwartz’s *alleged* Vegas make out, whether or not the girls are bullying Jo, Sandoval‘s new “relationship” with a 25-year-old, the cringiest scene in Vanderpump Rules history, the return of Max Boyens, and so much more (this season is finally getting GOOD!)
-
This week, Carolyn couldn’t film in person due to oral surgery, but have no fear - she sent in a series of videos with her Vanderpump thoughts… all while hopped up on pain meds! We show them intermittently while Kate is holding down the fort trying to figure out who the hell all those people were at the pool party, how many times Scheana can mention John Mayer, what is so special about the Belmont’s bathroom, and how many more public figures can Tom Sandoval compare himself to?! She also does a recap of “The Valley” and spills her impressions of all the new and returning cast members.
-
Big news! Kate and Carolyn have officially denounced their roles as Sheana apologists. In this week’s episode, the girls dive into all of the Dancing with the Stars drama, compare Tom and Lisa’s conversation to what Rachel said “actually” happened on Rachel Goes Rogue, Jo getting her first talking head interview, and the astrology reading that didn’t reallllly have that much to do with astrology. Kate and Carolyn also go over what went down in the Vanderpump Rules midseason trailer, the new trailer for The Valley, and SO much more…
-
Episode 6 of Vanderpump Rules gave Carolyn and Kate “old school vibes with a new school feel!” This week, the girls dissect everything that happened on that last day in Tahoe - Sandoval’s journaling, the “wellness” retreat, Scheana making everything about her and Brock… well Brock was just drunk the whole time.
-
This week, Carolyn and Kate are… confused. Graham is now Hippie, Sandoval is back with the group, and Ally has a personality? They get into all of that plus Scheana and Brock’s endless fighting, Tom’s endless crying, and this season being endlessly… exhausting.
Use code VR15 for 15% off an order of JB SKRUB.
-
Carolyn is out of town this week so Kate is joined by reality TV podcast veteran Nick Davis. Is Billie Lee actually in love with Sandoval? Is Scheana being serious when she says she never wanted to be a pop star? Is Sandoval biting the hand that feeds him by fighting with Lisa? Is everyone sober? Where is Peter? And who the heck put Tom Schwartz in charge of organizing a group trip? Kate and Nick will give their takes on all these questions and so many more.
-
Could you be Tom Sandoval’s assistant? We sure couldn’t! Kate and Carolyn recap VPR episode 2 - the great party debacle, Tom Schwartz actually standing up for himself, the truth behind Ally, Scheana’s OCD, the “pink haired girl”, and soooo much more. We also touch on some recent James Kennedy news we feel needed to be brought up.
-
Kate and Carolyn talk all things Vanderpump Rules season 11 premiere! Sandoval blocking Summer Moon, Lala’s endless tears, Katie and Ariana’s love story, Schwartz and James being… Friends? And so much more…