Episodes
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Things are getting so crazy out there. *audience: how crazy are they?* well on the one hand you've got a labour shortage, and on the other hand you've got way too many people performing emotional labour. so why don't we put them together? let's dig a ditch with our feelings and pave the roads with white male tears.
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All the world is a stage and you're a player, but something is rotten in the state of Denmark. So is to be or not to be? Is that the question? Or are you too busy acting like a Romeo to prosper(o)? What if we could all unlock our World Wide William?
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Another Globe Hell Podcasting World First! The Calm app has good intentions, but its wrapped in the typical techno late capitalism hell word dumpster fire of any other app. What if there was a leftist app to help you sleep and destress? CULM
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We only use 10% of our bodies and the other 90% is water. Meanwhile, everytime we flush the toilet we turn clean water nasty and then waste it. What if we used our own bodies to pee and poo into? The Internal Toilet Theory.
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Everyday is the same for everyone with 24 hours. What if there were a way so that even more hours than 24 could be in a 24 hour day without making the day longer? Would your day be longer or would you just freeze?
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Everytime you go to the doctor they take a look at your bad knee and say you need this medication for your rashes. What if they looked at your financial health and perscribe MONEY. Not just Doctor say Money Doctor.
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Ever since the Bible people have been reading and writing books...that is until the internet came along and they started making posts. So which one is better? One is paper and the other is wires. Okay, so lets choose one.
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World War 3 may be approaching, but there is another type of bombing that is ruining lives and its called LOVE BOMBING. Saying too much nice stuff. How would you combat this? What if someone tells you your new haircut looks good? What if someone started cutting his hair during the episode and through off the entire vibe. IDK.
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Our show is about Globe Hell Warning but what even is a globe? It looks like a round map but it isn't one and its shaped like the same as our planet. So what are we going to do about that? Find out on this episode of our podcast.
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They said there was a "honkin' protest" in Canada but I didn't know it was that big. Anyway apparently honking your horn works so even if you're not evil right wing guy you should use your horn to protest. There are no jokes about being "horny" in this episode.
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Have you ever kissed and did it feel good? Did you fall in love or just get horny? Kissing is really good for you, but sometimes we don't do it enough. So why don't we do it and I'm not talking about kissing my ass. xDxDxDxD
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We've all heard of digging a hole to China, but what if we dug a hole to wherever we want? The hole can deliver our goods and services. Wait, to do this wouldn't you need Avengers Level Tech? Probably, but hear us out. Iron Man Tony Stark...
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What is Blue? A color or a check mark? What if human beings on the street had check marks like on Twitter and Tik Tok? Would you be more or less likely to kill them? Would you respect them and trust their expertise or just shoot them?
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Have you seen the news? Drake is being sued. Ninja may sue Pokimane. All these battles...in court. But what if we removed them from court and did real battles instead of fake? A legal battle becomes a Legal Battle...
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Time and time again we have tried to innovate podcasting. Today we do it again with the first ever SILENT PODCAST. Josiah and Drew came together to spend an hour in silent reflection to reflect on everything we've done and everything we plan to do. Join us on our journey...
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There are many homes that are empty that people could live in. Why not let the unhoused live there? But what if that meant you couldn't have a second or third vacation home? Is it worth it? Maybe there is a better option to shrink all issue and nothing about it will be sexual.
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War is a terrible thing, it makes me sad panda, but at the same time there are a lot of good things about war like how the economy becomes better to make bombs faster. So what if we went to war and the economy was sooooo good after? Would it be worth it?
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Some people are always saying "charge!" but what if instead you said "retreat"? Go to an island or something and we'll all hang out and do team building activities. Take off your socks and take some psychedelics, we're about to suck on your toes.
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The worlds most peaceful days are when we all have a common enemy like in WW2. These days there are so many enemies, so its hard to have a single common one, which makes me sad panda :(. But what if we created a new common enemy to search and destroy? Would that make me feel better? To take someones life?
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What will you do when a landslide or meteor hits your house or apartment? Will it still be there after, or will it be smashed? How do we build a new house without contributing further to climate change? Would you live in a house made of weed?
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