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  • Back in the shed/studio for ep207 of Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life.


    Watch us on YouTube here: https://youtu.be/VzqY6S6fVHQ


    Today we cover...

    • A double fall

    • Awful bath calamities

    • Ploughman's social media sexism

    • A leaping mouse

    • Adventures with Michael McIntyre

    • Doing the darts dance

    • The controversial Burger King ad

    • Waitrose celeb spotting


    If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: [email protected]


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  • Back in the shed for ep206 of Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life. Today we cover...

    • Our first proper night alone in years

    • Autumn (& Autumn decorating)

    • Foraging

    • Pumpkin aesthetics

    • The Christmas Box

    • A mulled-wine cut-off

    • Running, sneaky shoes & sore nips

    Soho adventures

    • Video conferencing issues


    If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: [email protected]


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  • Hello! We're back and the good news is the bloody cameras worked this time, so if you scoot over to our YouTube page, you can actually watch this one and check out our new podcast studio/shed!


    Today, we're talking about...

    • A close shave (of the head variety)

    • Your 'puff' feedback from episode 204

    • A Kids update

    • Lorra's portable bath

    • Amazon lists

    • Pornstar Martinis for kids

    • The school friend distance cut-off

    • Recommendations ('The Perfect Couple' & London's National Portrait Gallery)


    If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: [email protected]

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  • We're back and this episode has been beset with technical gremlins, so we've only got audio for you this time. But plenty to chat about, including...

    • Ibiza

    • Notting Hill Carnival

    • Leo doing the impossible with a tin opener

    • Charlie the Frenchie and our fruit trees

    • Taking Honey to uni

    • Van rental nightmare

    • Wardrobe nightmare

    • Dad inadequacy

    • The Shower gel & puff incident

    • Autumn's blunt arrival

    • The heating

    • One of us killing the other's morning optimism

    • Couch to 5k success(ish)


    Recommendations:

    • Richard Osman's 'Thursday Murder Club' books

    • Freddie Flintoff's Field of Dreams (BBC)

    • Only Murders in the Building (Disney+)

    • The Perfect Couple (Netflix)


    If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: [email protected]

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  • Welcome to the final episode of our Summer Special/Catch-up. And have we saved the best for last?!


    • A walk in the woods.

    • Accidental cottaging.

    • Couch to 5K.

    • A round-up of all the West End shows we've been watching.

    • A lovely surprise for our daughter.


    Don't forget you can watch us on YouTube here: https://youtube.com/@catboyradio


    If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: [email protected]


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    Lorra on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/lorranotlaura

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  • Here we go. Part 4 of our Summer Special/Catch-up. Get your ears around this...


    • Attending a podcast convention.

    • Encountering celebs.

    • Lorra talks to Sam Thompson.

    • Simon gets outed for an accidental pub pump.

    • The longest day of Simon's sober life.

    • Rounding-up Betsy Pearl's first year at school in the UK.

    • How much stuff she's lost.

    • Starbucks being legends.


    Don't forget you can watch us on YouTube here: https://youtube.com/@catboyradio


    If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: [email protected]


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  • It's Part 3 of our Summer Special/catch-up. Today we talk...


    • Walking into the wrong pub on Match Day.

    • The Euros.

    • Our complicated relationship with the flag.

    • A disgusting experience at a local pub.


    Don't forget you can watch us on YouTube here: https://youtube.com/@catboyradio


    If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: [email protected]


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    Lorra on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/lorranotlaura

    Simon on X: https://x.com/catboyradio

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  • Hello again! We made it to 200 episodes. Hope you did, too. THis is the second part of our Summer Special/catch-up of the last two months. On today's episode...


    • Which FRIENDS are we?

    • Swapping Aldis and the issues that brought.

    • The supermarket '£70 Rule'.

    • Lorra getting age-checked.

    • The return of our old friend, COVID.


    Don't forget you can watch us on YouTube here: https://youtube.com/@catboyradio


    If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: [email protected]


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    Lorra on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/lorranotlaura

    Simon on X: https://x.com/catboyradio

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  • Look who's back! Apologies for the hiatus. All is revealed in this, the first episode of our SUMMER SPECIAL! Over the next couple of weeks, we're putting out five episodes we recorded back to back, featuring the highs and lows of the last couple of months. On today's episode...


    • Moving house.

    • The new house.

    • Our insane, new neighbour.

    • Grabbing free stuff on Bin Day.

    • Facebook Marketplace abuse.


    Don't forget you can watch us on YouTube here: https://youtube.com/@catboyradio


    If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: [email protected]


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    Lorra on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/lorranotlaura

    Simon on X: https://x.com/catboyradio

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  • Ey up! We're back with episode 198 of #HAWSTL - 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life' And there's plenty to talk about today, including...


    • Moving house

    • Road rage

    • Pond business

    • Epic spanner work

    • A nasty accident

    • A guest suite idea

    • Lorra's boozy session

    • An amazing fart story


    Don't forget you can watch this episode on YouTube here: https://youtu.be/OzG2KvspZBQ


    If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: [email protected]


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  • Ey up! We're back with episode 197 of #HAWSTL - 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life' And there's plenty to talk about today, including...


    • Parents having the house to themselves

    • Lorra trying to drive in the UK

    • A pretty impressive celeb spot

    • Questioning Paul Mescal's sexiness

    • Underwear woes

    • Semi-shoplifting

    • Mixed-gender changing rooms

    • Getting the new house keys

    • Reviews of 'Stranger Things, The First Shadow', Eurovision & Piers Morgan & the Baby Reindeer nut


    Donn’t forget you can watch us on YouTube, here: https://youtu.be/e0u0LiZ-8OU


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  • Ey up! We're back with episode 196 of #HAWSTL - 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life', delving once again into the psyches of psychos! Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, comment, blah, blah, bloody blah! And you can watch us o YouTube here: https://youtu.be/imxmbcVp544


    On today's waffle...

    • Bank Holiday Boxing Day

    • An anti-masturbatory aide

    • Sex education is back in our lives

    • A hypothetical question about exes

    • Needing time out

    • The office vs work-from-home

    • A relatable pointe shoes saga

    • Peter Kay ad the cost of a freebie

    • Football fans on a train

    • A no-spoiler review of Peter Kay at the O2

    • Our Kew Gardens experience

    • Reviews of Baby Reindeer & Avoidance


    If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: [email protected]

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  • Hello! Welcome to episode 195 of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life' #HAWSTL

    Please don't forget to like, subscribe, give us a five star rating wherever you listen. Every little helps!

    And don't forget you can now watch (and subscribe) to us on YouTube here: https://youtu.be/imxmbcVp544


    On today's episode...

    A hypothetical question about the perfect man.

    London Marathon feedback.

    A bad picnic incident.

    News about moving house.

    Dietting update.

    Secret snacking confessional.

    An 'ick' about barbecue w**kers.


    If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: [email protected]

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  • Hello! Welcome to episode 194 of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life' #HAWSTL

    Please don't forget to like, subscribe, give us a five star rating wherever you listen. Every little helps!

    And don't forget you can watch us on YouTube here: https://youtu.be/5mR-x7-epbM


    On today's episode...

    A chance to genuinely win £100!!!

    An indecent Hypothetical Question

    New London shop terror for Simon

    The London Marathon

    FA Cup nostalgia

    The sad piano effect

    Lorra calls out Simon's "man" use

    Lorra calls out Simon being a "helper"

    Simon has a spaghetti ICK

    Plus we review...

    One Love: https://youtu.be/ajw425Kuvtw?si=fBe2uSo0Cwx3aCF_

    Priscilla: https://youtu.be/DBWk6BohVXk?si=f0w8EtJ-XM3dqWjJ

    Standing at the Sky's Edge: https://youtu.be/DBWk6BohVXk?si=f0w8EtJ-XM3dqWjJ


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  • Hello! Welcome to episode 193 of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life' #HAWSTL

    Please don't forget to like, subscribe, give us a five star rating wherever you listen. Every little helps!


    Don't forget, if you need pervy solo-time inspo, you can watch this episode on YouTube here: https://youtu.be/Jm-u1OSZjj0


    On today's episode...

    Lorra fluffs her LIKES beg

    A Hypothetical 'young face' dilemma

    Lorra's leisurewear

    Blazer trauma

    Social batteries

    The joy of brief sunshine

    Hampstead treasure trails

    A coffee shop grievance

    Celeb spotting

    The Ick - Cereal Munchers


    Recommendations...

    Treasure Trails - https://www.treasuretrails.co.uk/


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  • Hello! Welcome to episode 192 of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life' #HAWSTL

    Please don't forget to like, subscribe, give us a five star rating wherever you listen. Every little helps!

    And don't forget you can watch us on YouTube: https://youtu.be/GvdN8ssBqmw


    On today's episode...

    Gen Z shout-outs.

    A hypothetical question for Lorra about orgasms.

    Reviewing 'Opening Night', starring Sheridan Smith.

    Secrets from 'The Apprentice'.

    The Bruce Springsteen biopic.

    Thoughts on Jeremy Allen White.

    A bathroom ick.

    How to let someone know you're in there.


    Recommendations...

    Iron Claw: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KVsaoveTbw

    Limbo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3O--8AuuhgA&t=74s


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  • Hello you!

    On today's episode of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life' (#HAWSTL) we are serving up...

    • A hypothetical question involved sex and a millionaire.

    • What age should kids be allowed to travel alone in London?

    • A 'Diary of a CEO plea from Lorra.

    • A hot water bottle injury.

    • A middle-aged, bread knife saga.

    • The origin of 'the ick'.

    • Icks about socks and middle-aged pop fans.

    • Reviews of Josh Must Win, Interior Design Masters & Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire.


    Don't forget you can watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/oYWzJ5M0e40


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  • We're back in Spiritland Studios for another episode of #HAWSTL. Don't forget to head over to wherever you get your podcasts, like, rate & subscribe!


    On today's episode, we start with another unbelievable hypothetical question. We discuss a YouGov sex poll, Lorra's crazy habits, our daughter's sudden health-kick announcement and we end on a couple of 'icks' about knuckles & nails.


    You can watch today's episode on YouTube here: https://youtu.be/MCwWkgZqmac


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  • This episode was recorded in Spiritland Studios. Very exciting stuff (check out the YouTube video here: https://youtu.be/0WIoE27-kAw to see what we looked like). Thank you to the marvellous Ed, for pressing the required buttons.

    We start today with a new idea... A hypothetical question to get things moving. If you're in a relationship, mabe discussing it with your partner.

    Also on today's pod...

    • Lorra's restaurant rant.

    • The wrong place to take a date in your 20s.

    • The wasteful XL plate.

    • The death of table manners.

    • Selling bathwater & jars of farts.

    • Paid sleeping, cuddling & medical bum fun.

    • Dog poos * professional queues.

    • A 'handy' ick.


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    Simon on Twitter: https://twitter.com/catboyradio

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  • Episode 188 of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life' (#HAWSTL) was recorded on Saturday 9th March 2024, the day before Mother's Day. We were heading over to Southend the following day for a disappointing meal in a depressing restaurant. But before that, we sat down in our North London castle to record another chat. We talk about:


    • A cat accident on the bed and the following fallout.

    • Some pregnancy (test) feedback.

    • Showbiz freebies.

    • The most British of queues.

    • A run-in with a uni-toothed witch.

    • Attending a global, red carpet premiere.

    • Multiple celeb spots.

    • Fringe twins.

    • A TV-famous house encounter.

    • A couple of icks.


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    Simon on Twitter: https://twitter.com/catboyradio

    Lorra on Twitter: https://twitter.com/lorranotlaura 

    Us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@catboyandlorra

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