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  • Hey Lurid Listeners!

    Here's a yummy story taken from The Sexy Librarian's Big Book of Erotica, just in time for your holiday weekend!

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    The Sexy Librarian's
    Dirty 30 vol. 1
    Edited by Rose Caraway

    The Sexy Librarian’s Dirty 30 Vol. 2
    edited by Rose Caraway

    The Sexy Librarian's Dirty 30 Vol. 3
    edited by Rose Caraway


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  • Originally published in May of 2015

    Shelby is just your average slut looking for the right bronco rider to satisfy her. But, yet again, another lover is walking away when he finds he can’t keep up with Shelby’s feisty desires. Poor Shelby finds herself all alone in her father’s stables during monsoon season–well, if you don’t count her new desert-bred Arabian, who strangely wants to be the only “man” in her life. Listen along for an adventurous roll in the hay, Rose Caraway style.

    I’d like to thank the following musical Artists:

    Podington Bear
    Jahzzar
    Nine Inch Nails
    Chris Zabriskie
    Jan Morganstern
    Candlegravity
    Emerald Park

    And the feature credit song, “Fools Gold” by Pheasant

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    Available NOW in Amazon Kindle Available at the end of May, 2015!
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  • Happy Monday, LuridListeners!

    Today's KMQ episode is HOT! HOT! HOT! And, it's lovingly dedicated to my husband--the sexy man who has provided me with countless moments of steamy inspiration. This one's for you, Big Daddy.

    "Another shipping crate came in the overnight drop box of the antique shop and Lucy can barely wait to read it. This is the fourth ancient journal to mysteriously arrive at her shop and she has become obsessed with the graphic writings of a man who existed during the Medieval Era.

    Today, however, Lucy will find more than another leather-bound, handwritten journal inside the mysterious crate, and her erotic life will never be the same."

    Thank you so much for your continued love and support, LuridListeners. For more stories, subscribe to the KMQ, or head over to Audible and search Rose Caraway. There you will find volumes of fun inspiration.

    I hope you all enjoy!!

    Love Always,

    Rose

  • Happy Monday, LuridListeners!

    Today, I'm treating you to another #FanFiction tale. I wrote this one back in 2010 and it was inspired by the crime drama show *dun-dun!*, Law & Order: SVU.

    I hope you enjoy!

  • Happy Monday, LuridListeners!

    I hope the weekend treated you all well.

    This week's DreamTime episode features a dream I had back in 2004 and is inspired by true events where I had taken a short video of myself doing something "spicy" in the bedroom, all alone, just for Big Daddy.

    As always, we ask you to support our KMQ show by purchasing one of our many Erotica Anthology audiobooks listed on Audible, Amazon, and iTunes. Here is a quick link to get you started: RoseCarawayAudibleLibrary

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  • Panties are for Amatures

    It's Raynaldo's fault... He's awakened something inside his wife that has her body reeling and begging for more. Anytime, anywhere, no matter what she's doing. But there is one teensy-weensy problem... Jenny Lou does not want to see it coming. She wants the surprise of a lifetime, but can Raynaldo pull it off? And can Jenny Lou control her desire so that the surprise is exactly that? The anticipation is killing her. What would you do if all you could think about was, the surprise?

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    The Sexy Librarian's
    Dirty 30 vol. 1
    Edited by Rose Caraway

    The Sexy Librarian’s Dirty 30 Vol. 2
    edited by Rose Caraway

    The Sexy Librarian's Dirty 30 Vol. 3
    edited by Rose Caraway


    Check out our other hot new audiobooks in
    The Sexy Library!
    http://bit.ly/KMQSexyLibrary


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  • I'd like to thank Malin James for writing the story "Bound/Unbound" just for the KMQ Lurid listeners. She is quickly becoming one of my favorite writers and is one of the many super talented writers featured in the audiobook "The Big Book of Orgasms".

    Malin can be found at http://malinjames.com/
    Twitter- @MalinMJames

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    I'd like to thank the following musical artists

    Grapes

    Graeme Revell

    Docks

    Nine Inch Nails

    Jahzzar

    Kevin MacLead

    Disparition

    Tardiss

    Death Grips

    Please support the KMQ,
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    The Sexy Librarian's
    Dirty 30 vol. 1
    Edited by Rose Caraway

    The Sexy Librarian’s Dirty 30 Vol. 2
    edited by Rose Caraway

    The Sexy Librarian's Dirty 30 Vol. 3
    edited by Rose Caraway


    Check out our other hot new audiobooks in
    The Sexy Library!
    http://bit.ly/KMQSexyLibrary


    ***(If you follow and tweet the show "I ♥ the KMQ," we'll send you a free audiobook!)***
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  • Happy Monday, #LuridListeners!

    Today's #DreamTime episode contains light taboo. This dream came to me on April 1st, 2013. It is incomplete, as the dream only came to me in chunks and flashes rather than the usual beginning/middle/end style.

    However, as I read this dream, you'll also hear a few injected writer's notes along the way, showing my process of "maybe's," as I originally logged the dream's scenes.

    Synopsis: Esther and Ruth are maternal twins who "share everything," including the naughty chicken truck guy and the innocent preacher's son.

    Thank you so much for joining me on another Dream Time episode!!
    Rose Caraway

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  • Happy Monday, #LuridListeners!

    *Just a small warning: there is an element of nonconsent in this dream, so if that isn't for you, not to worry. I'll get you on the next episode. Having said that, I would encourage you to give the episode a try. If you are okay with nonconsent stories like Dracula, this one might be enjoyable too.

    Today's episode is a full story that's based on a Minotaur dream that I had back in January 2019! (Was there a movie out around then that featured a Minotaur, I can't remember, but I know I watched one.)

    This story features Rue, who has just been captured by the Crone Queen's Minotaurs. But Rue is fed up. She's finished being enslaved by the all-too-strict vampire-like Queen and decides to take matters into her own . . . um, hands? ;)

  • Happy Monday, #LuridListeners!

    While Carl Weathers does not play a role in today's #DreamTime, I'd like to dedicate this episode to him. In my younger erotic fantasies, two of Carl's characters showed up prominently. First was his incredibly passionate and athletic Apollo Creed. Second was his character Dillon in the Predator movie--though his 'bad-guyness' was conflicting. We'll miss you, Carl Weathers.

    Today's Dream Time episode is loosely Predator-themed and a fast-paced good time!

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  • It's fallen to you to run Wineman House, and it's "redeemed whores" with an iron fist, just as you vowed. Guests have arrived! The mansion's renowned gunslinger, enjoys a particular brand of violence with, in private sessions.
    Wineman House's loathsome handyman, Ben, has been slingin' back whiskey all morning.


    Dove Song is featured in
    In Medias Res: You in the Midst of Things
    Edited by Rose Caraway

    Please support the KMQ,
    check out these hot audiobooks and more in our Sexy Library!
    http://bit.ly/KMQSexyLibrary

    The Sexy Librarian's
    Dirty 30 vol. 1
    Edited by Rose Caraway

    The Sexy Librarian’s Dirty 30 Vol. 2
    edited by Rose Caraway

    The Sexy Librarian's Dirty 30 Vol. 3
    edited by Rose Caraway


    Check out our other hot new audiobooks in
    The Sexy Library!
    http://bit.ly/KMQSexyLibrary


    ***(If you follow and tweet the show "I ♥ the KMQ," we'll send you a free audiobook!)***
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    The Kiss Me Quick's Erotica
    @theKMQ

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    @RoseCaraway

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    @BigDaddyDayv

    The KMQ would like to thank these wonderful musical artists

    Plasticine Cowboy
    Kai Engle
    Jason Shaw
    Mr Smith
    Drake Stafford
    The KMQ intro by
    Vyvch

  • Happy Monday, Lurid Listeners!

    It's a joy to read you yet another erotic dream from my Dream Journal. Today's dream is one that I had fairly recently, involving a glory hole. When you are done listening to the episode, go have a look at CzechFantasy.com, where I first saw the videos referenced in my dream. Maybe you'll see something there that tickles your fantasy too. This genre really hit a chord with me because of the repeating anonymity aspect and the liberating feeling of setting aside the pleasure of the other person so that you can just focus on receiving. I was delighted that a glory hole fantasy made its way into my Dreamtime.

    Much Love,

    Rose

    Go to: TheAmatoryGarden.com for my newest podcast adventure, featuring sexuality, eroticism, bees, and other curious things!

    "Embark on a journey of discovery, where the allure of honey bees reveals the essence of our own desires. Rose Caraway beckons you to explore the depths of nature, desire, and sensuality, in this enchanting sanctuary. A place where passion and biology intertwine, gracefully weaving a tapestry of profound understanding of eroticism and the world of bees--the mystical creatures that shape our ecosystem."

    This is a place where I'll be posting erotic and sexuality-based fiction & nonfiction book reviews. Where I'll host movie watch parties. And where I'll take you into the world of honeybees and draw interesting connections between their world and our sexuality. You'll also be able to check out my hive inspection reports.

  • Happy Monday, Lurid Listeners!

    For today's episode, I read two back-to-back night terrors I had this past November. I also retell a couple of repetitive night terror dreams I had as a kid. There is a bit of violence in these dreams, including cannibalism and weaponry, so be prepared. Then, I read a blip of a conversational-type dream that I had back in 2014 with a guy sporting an admirable mullet.

    Thank you, again for joining me in this DreamTime episode. I would love it if you could help support the Kiss Me Quick's Erotica Podcast by heading over to Audible and purchasing one of many audiobooks that I've narrated over the years. I would also love it if you would take a brief moment after listening to leave a review. And that goes for our show here, too. Wherever you are listening from, whether it's iTunes, Spotify, or Audible, click on that five-star rating, tell the world that we are your favorite place to go for erotic storytelling and entertainment, so that more #LuridListeners like you can find the KMQ podcast.

    Love Ya!

    Rose Caraway

  • Welcome back, Lurid Listeners!

    Superheroes are spectacular fun, aren't they? And, though I suffer from superhero movie fatigue, my erotic side just will not listen, lol!

    In today's dream, I am a very cat-like Cat Woman, performing a routine (not singing) on American Idol with Superman, Thor, Aquaman, and Simon Cowell on the judges' panel.

    And, speaking of superheroes, I've got a Hulk dream & a Superman-Thor-Aquaman breeding dream to share too!

    Which would you like to hear next?

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  • Happy New Year, Lurid Listeners!

    I've got three dreams to share with you today. First, we begin with a dream I had back in 2017 that includes an interesting endnote regarding reincarnation. Then, I'll take you to an apocalyptic time where I meet a beautiful woman in bandanas who's carrying a secret, and who reveals that she knows my secret. And, last, I've got a short and tame "ravishment" dream to share. (There is no violence, nor any harm, it's a quick interlude, that hits just the right spot.)

    I hope you enjoy! Thank you again for joining me in this DreamTime space!

    Love Ya!

    See ya soon!

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  • It's 1880. Your Mistress has been dead a year. It's fallen to you to run Wineman House, and it's "redeemed whores" with an iron fist, just as you vowed. Guests are to arrive soon--their bids have been placed. You know that promise means denying your pleasures and predilections, as well as losing the girls you've grown to care for--especially Mae, your feisty, freckled love, and Martha, your devoted housemaid who wants nothing more than to bask in your carnal eminence. And then there's Samuel Fairaway, the mansion's renowned gunslinger, whom you've shared a particular brand of violence with, in private sessions.
    Wineman House's loathsome handyman, Ben, has been slingin' back whiskey all morning, and he wants to be sure you will keep your promise.


    Dove Song is featured in
    In Medias Res: You in the Midst of Things
    Edited by Rose Caraway

    Please support the KMQ,
    check out these hot audiobooks and more in our Sexy Library!
    http://bit.ly/KMQSexyLibrary

    The Sexy Librarian's
    Dirty 30 vol. 1
    Edited by Rose Caraway

    The Sexy Librarian’s Dirty 30 Vol. 2
    edited by Rose Caraway

    The Sexy Librarian's Dirty 30 Vol. 3
    edited by Rose Caraway


    Check out our other hot new audiobooks in
    The Sexy Library!
    http://bit.ly/KMQSexyLibrary


    ***(If you follow and tweet the show "I ♥ the KMQ," we'll send you a free audiobook!)***
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    @theKMQ

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    The KMQ would like to thank these wonderful musical artists

    Plasticine Cowboy
    Kai Engle
    Jason Shaw
    The KMQ intro by
    Vyvch

  • Welcome to DreamTime #4, Lurid Listeners!

    For a few days now, I've been thinking about this dream. I think I have a fuller story that needs to be written from it, or maybe you can take a crack at it. I woke up incredibly amorous after this one. This dream felt like it was packed with texture and exquisite sexual angst, as I (an apparent tree nymph?) was on a mission (with 666 rats by my side) to climb up into an old majestic oak tree, in order to "work" my way back down.

    My descent was spent chasing after orgasms--one after the other--after the other . . . using special-made "toys."

    Why? Because "He" was there, waiting for me. Watching.

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    All My Love,

    Rose Caraway

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    *Photo of the original old oak tree.

    *First frame of the storyboard I began for this story:

  • Happy Holidays, Lurid Listeners!


    As promised, here's another "Dream Time" episode featuring a group of dreams I had on November 16th, 2023. While this episode isn't exactly holiday-themed, the first dream does guest star Bruce Willis! The second dream has a few unwanted spiders, and the third takes place in an office building, where a coffee boy gets a little underfoot, and an office girl really needs her spirits lifted.

    Big Daddy and I thank you, so much, for listening.

    We wish you all a very Happy Holiday and remind you to Love Well.

    Much Love,
    ~The Caraways

  • Welcome Back, Lurid Listeners!

    DreamTime episode number two is here! Today, I'm reading two dreams from my journal, and both feature famous people, including a loosely-themed Christmas dream with Leonardo DiCaprio & Kevin Bacon, and another dream featuring Stephen King, and Joe Hill.

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  • Rose's erotic dreams in their rawest form. Unfiltered and unedited. Read to you directly from her journals. For privacy, however, the names of friends and family will be altered (except for dreams where her husband, Big Daddy, appears). BUT when it comes to movie stars or other “famous” figures, all bets are off—their names will remain, as they often play an integral part in her dreamscapes.

    So, let Rose pull back the covers and invite you into the treasure trove of her erotic mind--her “Dreamtime.”

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