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  • My hubby baby Robby wifey is here! By popular demand omg the most requested guest. We talk her rapidly budding acting career, the Hoffman family visit, and Deadly American Marriage doc. Enjoy!!

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  • Covering all our bases this week with overhead lighting in a meeting making me act funny, being friends with your coworkers (over my dead body unless you're ~cool~) and the new and improved baby boom!! Hope you like it but really i dont care!

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  • I'm talking about all of our favorite scammers this week (not mentioned flake lively - back again!), the beauty standard (causing my face to peel for the next 5-10 days) and 100 men v one gorilla (like we care). Enjoy!!

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  • We're diving into Trump's health exam (which no one asked for), our future of tin fish and baked beans, and JoJo S*wa! Godspeed to us!

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  • Comedian and pop culture enthusiast Liza Treyger is on Long Winded today!! We talk humiliation kinks (naturally), Real Housewives (RHOA and RHONY), being a pothead and more. Enjoy!!

    Insta: @glittercheese

    Tiktok: @lizatreyger 

    Watch Liza’s Netflix special Night Owl out now! 

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  • A big week for women here on Long Winded!! (what's new). We're talking about Aimee Lou (love), all women space crew (eh) and Britney, me and Lady Liberty!! Enjoy!!!

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  • I think you can gather the array of this week's topics. Including a new invention for the depressed people, the details of spray tanning Donald Trump and the prostate exam (not that we care but i do have experience in the matter and live to tell the tale). Enjoy!!!

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  • This week I’m running my mouth and can barely catch it!! I’m talking about co-ed spaces (no men in the spa!!), antivaxxing :/ and the not so distant history of the lobotomy. Enjoy!!! 

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  • This week is an emotional roller coaster filled with a tale of dog hospice, discussing the institution of marriage (love it) and why i'll never go to the battleground of coachella. Enjoy!!

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    Watch the Materialists trailer on A24ʼs YouTube, Instagram, TikTok-- In theaters June 13th

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  • Some of you may have heard this one before but we know there's new listeners lurking every second. Welcome!! The water's lukewarm!! Not very comfortable if you ask me. Anywho I'm talking about the perverts including but not limited to Adam Levine, philosophical thoughts (why does a vulva resemble a rose?) and the significance of aquarius in pluto - hold on to your britches bitches!!

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  • The most requested guest Carolyn Wiger's on!! We talk about everything from the Traitors, sobriety and all other kinds of shit talk!! enjoy!! You can find Carolyn here: Insta: @car0lynr0se

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    Podcast: Lets Get Tribal on all platforms

    Patreon: Lets Get Treacherous

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  • We're getting into my three favorite girls Meryl Streep, Trisha Paytas and Robby Hoffman and my three least favorite men Justin B*ldoni, El*n M*sk and you'll have to wait and listen for the last enjoy!!!!!

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  • Another packed episode full of nothing and everything buckle up. How Bella Hadid changed my life (not enough tbh), needing security (in uniqlo suits) and the diva cup. Enjoy!!

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  • Sarah Schauer is on this week!!! She is as hiliarious as she is smart and we talk about lesbian yearning, strap-on stretching (strap ons are really having a moment here) and church role playing! Enjoy!! You can find Sarah here: Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@sarahschauer3764 , tiktok: @ sarahschauer, insta: @ sarahschauer

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  • This week were talking a strap on of sorts (the packer), how to get maternity leave as a non maternal, and the woes of AI (its taking all of our jobs, money and men - if you even want them)!! Enjoy!!

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  • Where do we even start this week. Recap of the Grammys (THE year for music if you ask me), the time i threw out my back at a tanning salon with a full bush (detail that will become relevant) and why boys are the only gender that snore (only God knows). Enjoy!!

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  • Becca Moore is with us this week!! She vulnerably tells about her first lesbian breakup and gives us advice on how to heal. We also talk sex (obvi )and how easy it is to make fun of boys (Mark Zuckerburg especially). Enjoy!!

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  • This week we have a lot to cover whats new!! We're talking the tragic LA fires (link for go fund me's in description), the latest nail polish invented by men set out to save women's lives (ya right), a clitoral accident, and talking the Traitors (number 1 reality TV show in america rn)!!!

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  • Brooke Averick is joining us this week!! And we all (speaking for you) couldn't be more excited. We break down the details of our mental illnesses, what meds we've tried (a plethora) and a potential cure (farting). Hope you enjoy!! Below is a link to a list of compiled gofundmes of families who have been affected by the LA fires. Our hearts go out to them.

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  • Back from the holidays with tons to talk about including the potential new AI abortion, the horrifying story of Gisele Pelicot and the ongoing drama of Blake Lively v Justin Baldoni. Enjoy!!!

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