Episodes
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Dreaming of free travel around the world? We've got the scoop! Rachel introduces an amazing app that lets you globe-trot for free!
Our anonymous guest recounts how a failed date night unexpectedly turned into one of the best and longest sexual experiences of their life.
Finally, Carl shares his top dating tips and tricks, helping Rachel keep the spark alive in her first long-term relationship post-divorce.
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Let’s chat about marriage!
This week we welcome one of Rachel’s longest friends who shares her unique journey of being the last single friend at 24 and the magical twist that followed!
Which leads Rachel into her theory of why so many marriages end in divorce these days!
Plus, Carl has discovered the Swingathon festival! $550 for tent sex – would you attend?? And speaking of Carl, let's just say he’s been spending more time on the throne than the king himself!
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Our anonymous guest this week, shares their story around finding their identity, sexual exploration, and everything in between. From scissoring to extensive toyboxes Carl, the self-proclaimed lesbian porn conisure, gets excited because he finally gets to ask every question about lesbians in the bedroom he's ever dreamed of.
Story time! We had a listener write in after listening to episode 87 around 50/50 in a relationship and had a question around guilt in the relationship, so we thought why not bring in a professional to help answer!
So we asked Rachel’s lovely therapist to give some guidance and advice, and Carl takes the opportunity to find out what is going on in Rachel’s noggin!
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London's heat wave has gotten into Rachel’s brain and the 3am wake ups are messing with Carl’s! The wheels are turning, words are flowing, and we turn up the chat!
Carl would love to masturbate with a corn cob, Rachel want’s to put botox into her butthole, and someone hes felt what they would describe as an anal rail gun.
Rachel’s story this week is an oldie but a goodie. One she kept just between her friends at the start, but as the divorce was so long ago, and no more feelings are involved, Rachel peels back the curtain on what happened with her ex-husband after they had separated and both started dating. The irony is amazing, and thankfully Rachel has always had thick skin!
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Dirty sweaty sex anyone? Are you a pre-sex showerer, or just get in there and do it kind of person?
We have another amazing anonymous guest story, where they get a first hand experience at saying grace around the dinner table while enjoying a happy meal.
Carl has some questions about ‘fanny’ that he really wants to ask Rachel as a ‘fanny’ owner.
Frontal wedgies, clit tingles, fanny flutters we cover it all!
Happy Listening!
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Ever wondered how much protein and vitamin C is in a load of semen? Don’t worry, we've got you!
Glory hole roulette or a pussy eating buffet, wondering what goes on at a sex party? Thankfully, we are joined again this week by our good friend Tessa who can fill us in about attending an alien space-themed sex party, where she got to have a lesbian orgy in a spaceship, making girls cum right in front of their boyfriends!
We then touch on self value and not accepting anything below the bare minimum! A nice reminder from Carl and Rachel to value yourself, and give and take the bare minimum! If you want longevity in a relationship, you NEED to give 50/50
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Titty mic sucking ASMR, pashing Carls wife, shaved butt holes and fart porn….
After our discussion on cuckholding last week, Rachel just so happened to go out for brunch with a friend who had a story to tell about his experience about a once in a lifetime opportunity involving cuckholding with an incredible view in on of the tallest buildings in London that he stumbled across on grinder!
Instagram served us an incredible video around self value which is so important, and especially for all the females out there to hear so we thought we should share this with you all to share with all the females in your life!
Episode 86, let’s go!!
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Roly poley blowy, 15min wank gap, and everything in between! Another life and sex catch-up with Carl and Rachel before we head into the good stuff!
We are joined by the incredible Tessa from LA who opens up about marching to the beat of her own drum, and is so open to all things sexual, plus challenges the status quo! She’s got plenty of stories to tell, however this week she kicks it off with a bang - or two! She delivers an amazing story from her last trip to London and how she really got down and made the most of her time, right to the last minute!
We are blessed with another DM from a listener wanting to know some advice on a scenario she is having with her boyfriend at the moment, have you been in the same situation? What have you done? Or what would you do?
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We recap on last weeks dirty talk to see how much Rachel learnt from Carl and see how it went in the bedroom in real life
After another week of digging into the archives, we bring up an old chat with award-winning comedian, Nick Rado where the tables turn and he ends up interviewing us! We touch on Carl’s journey to parenthood, self-love, anal, and new lessons in every relationship passing, and how to be the best person you can be! Its very insightful!
Plus this week we receive another anonymous letter from a listener asking for some advice on wanting to get with a women before getting married. We’re not experts, but we give our 10c on what to do if we were in this situation!
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The grapefruit method has made its way back form the youtube grave! Have you tried it? Will you try it?
Rachel needs some help with her dirty talk so turns to ChatGPT to help! Does the robot or Carl help more?
We have also dug into the archives and found an amazing story from our friend Emma about dating in Dubai! How would you find this date?!
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Welcome back and thank you for joining us in 2024! We’re so happy to kick this year off back in the studio together as Rachel has been flown back to the country for two months of work, and to tour with her boyfriend 👀
Hear all about her struggles with settling into London, and navigating her first relationship after marriage (5 years ago), and an update on Carl finding balance in his beautiful family life, plus his nipple kink!
Our guests this week are the incredible Ben and Jaz, who you may know from social media as @Onlyben_and_jaz
They open up to us about clear communication in a relationship, setting boundaries, what they learnt in their ‘30 days of Sex’ challenge, PLUS let us in on their next challenge deep diving into kinks. This is a great listen with a tonne of valuable information!
Then, we have one of you amazing listeners reach out anonymously asking the question about navigating your partner watching porn to masturbate. Carl and Rachel give their personal opinions to help navigate the conversation if it is a concern in a relationship.
Strap in, let's go!!!
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#81 - Roadhead hunting
How long should you be dating someone before you enter their family chat?
We would love to hear your thoughts!
This weeks guest, another listener submitted a very adventurous roadhead story, which is absolutely classic! But please, don't try this at home!
Then we go way back down memory lane to Rachels's wedding where one of the grooms friends tries to fight her dad! What a yarn!
And until next year… alright, seeyaah! Happy holidays everyone <3
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You are in for a TREAT with this episode! We are joined by the insanely amazing Morgan Penn, a certified Somatic Sexologist who gives us the best step-by-step guide to easing your way into anal for beginners.
She shares some insightful tips and tricks to make this experience a lot less daunting.
But first, we are treated to an incredible remix of a song from Rachel’s boyfriend which we really need the world to hear and we need your help to get this songs out there!
Plus we are blessed with another anonymous guest story, how far would you travel for sex?
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Welcome back to another week of unfiltered shit chat!
Carl has come up with a twisted game for all the voyagers out there! Could be a bit of fun! Let us know if you're up for it!
Rachel has also found a way to really kill the mood when about to get down and dirty,
But luckily Carl has put the boots and underwear test to use, and saved the sexy.
Our guest Dan this week shares the great length he went into for a one-night stand when on a holiday with the boys - luckily he packed his iPod touch….
We then tap into more Icks, this time in reverse to last week - hear Carl’s input!
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Ring sting, DIY Sherbert, Icks and Carl naked in Timberlands - welcome back to another week!
We are joined by one of our good friends, Dan Webby from the Edge Breakfast show and he shares an interesting story about playing Cops and Robbers with his friends in a loin cloth while having his first sexual awakening. He keeps oversharing about another time he gets stuck up a tree, naked…
Rachel then shares part 3 of her journey to being in a relationship, and this is the wholesome story we did not expect to hear come out of her mouth in 2023!
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We are opening this episode as wide as our legs this week and touch on Manscape Monday - let's all get behind it!
We are then treated to an incredible story submitted to us from one of our listeners recounting their first experience stumbling upon an unexpected orgy.
Rachel then shared part two of her journey to her relationship, which includes ticking another wild ‘fuck-it-list’ item off her chart!
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Join us for an episode bursting with daring stories, unmissable experiences, and some delightful surprises along the way.
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Despite a few technical hiccups and a thrilling touch of global separation, WE ARE BACK and up to our usual bullshit!
Catch up with our adventures of the past few months and brace yourself for Rachel’s massive life update that promises to shake things up!
We also tap back into Rachel's "fuck-it" list to see what she achieved before leaving to London.
But that's not all; our amazing guest, Patty shares a tale about a romantic ‘friends with benefits’ that includes some incredible sexual encounters that almost seem too good to be true….
Welcome back to the fold! We're thrilled to have you here with us <3
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It’s no longer a pie in the sky, Rachel has booked her flights and is leaving for London.
Naturally, Carl wants to make sure she ticks off a few more things on her ‘Fuck It List’ as well as figuring out a way to cover the cost of her flights! Hear the list and what she has less than a month to achieve!
But first, we are joined by Troy, who shares a recent story where he definitely clocked Tinder!
We think we could say Ménage à trois.
Putting hope into the hearts of many guys on dating apps; ‘If a scrawny, white, nerdy guy from Greymouth can do it, you can too!’
Join us for our last ‘Alright Seeyah’ together in the same studio 😢
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Rachel has taken the deep throat tips from last week and put them into practice and you do not want to miss this voice message she left Carl!
We are then joined by The Edge Breakfast show host, Dan Webby where he talks about one of the sexual enconters he had with a partner where he agreed to try out a new kink to see if it was something he is in to.
Rachel then talks about one of the favorite dates she has been taken on, which reminds Carl of one of the first dates he took his wife on. Let’s open the discussion, what makes a great date? Lets start putting some more effort into dates!
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We’re hitting it at both ends this episode!
First, the self-proclaimed deep throat queen joins us to teach us step-by-step on giving the perfect deep throating blowjob! Grab yourself a fallic object and join us in the very detailed training session on going to town on dick.
We then explore an incredible top 10 list of things have gotten stuck in their butts!
Also, Is Rachel using Chat GPT for relationship advice?!
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