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  • Welcome back, listeners. Can you tell the difference between a dream and a warning?

    The voice of Tanner is Chuck Raymond. The voice of Elmur Braedon Jamieson is Rat Grimes. The voice of today's sponsor (?) is Taylor Michaels. Featuring the voices of Alex Nursall and Harlan Guthrie as Voices.

    Check out Rat's other work on The Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio, and The Department of Variance of Somewhere, Ohio-- the trailer for which you can hear at the end of this episode! There are two seasons out now for your listening enjoyment.

    Check out Taylor's other work as Chance in WOE.BEGONE, and David in The Grotto.

    CW: Depersonalization/derealization/dissociation, anxiety and paranoia, existentialism, brief description and reference to injury.

    Transcripts are available through our Buzzsprout hosted site!

    Sound effects in this episode courtesy of Freesound.org contributors: dazero, felixblume, and szelestamas.

    Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jesse Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab.

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  • Welcome back to Nowhere, On Air, folks-- to the here and now that is the radio.

    The voice of Tanner is Chuck Raymond. The voice of River is Achilles Friesen. The voice of Clark "British" Olsen is Shaun Pellington.

    CW: Mentions of blood and injury, derealization, existentialism, paranoia, and raised voices.

    Transcripts available through our Buzzsprout hosted site!

    Sound Effects in this episode from Freesound.org contributors: brainclaim, ecfike, dazero, soozenextthing, nicstage, jeanet_henning, dhi67540, szelestamas, and geoneo0.

    This episode features a trailer for Soul Operator!

    Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jesse Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.

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  • Nowhere, On Air will return with season 3... April 30th!

    Here's a little teaser while we wait. Thank you all for your support, and for tuning in. We're so excited to burrow our way back into your speakers, and your ears...

    Stay tuned!

    In the meantime, the best way to stay updated on what we're doing and where we're at is unfortunately on the app formerly known as Twitter, @nowhereonair! Or, email us at [email protected]!

    This episode of Nowhere, On Air was written, voiced, and produced by Jesse Syratt.

    CW: Brief loud/surprising noise at 1:27; mild paranoia.

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  • Everything has a cause and effect. When something vanishes, someone notices... What do we do about the things left behind? This bonus episode of Nowhere, On Air comes to you from a dimension much more like our own...

    Featuring Taylor Michaels as Chip Roberts, and Tatiana Gefter as Nadia.

    For more of Tatiana’s work, check out the upcoming Soul Operator.

    Taylor can be found and heard as Chance in WOE.BEGONE, and David in The Grotto(dropping Friday!)

    You can also catch both Taylor as Winston and Tatiana as Marigold in the upcoming second season of Tales from the Fringes of Reality

    Lastly, you can hear all three of us on The Department of Variance of Somewhere, Ohio... Season 2 premiering December 6th!

    This episode of Nowhere, On Air was written and produced by Jesse Syratt. Cover art by Jesse Syratt.

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  • The song from Episode 42, "On Air, Where?" without the distortion/editing.

    Performed and original verse by Jesse Syratt. Traditional folk song circa 1851, authors unknown.

    You can purchase/download this track, and others from the show, here!

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  • A message through the static-- from the past, present, or future? Who can say.

    CW: Existentialism.

    Here's a monologue that didn't make it in to Episode 42 to fill the ongoing radio silence.

    This is one way of saying "we're still here!" The show's not done yet! There are some current, ongoing life factors impacting the show's production-- but we're not down for the count. Keep your eyes on the feed for more little bonuses while episodes are being worked on slowly but surely behind the scenes.


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  • While we're on a break, we'd like to share a new show we've been looking forward to: Finding Pattersby, created by Ryan Sandoval, premieres June 29th! Find the show on Twitter, and their feed just about anywhere you get your podcasts.

    "Finding Pattersby is a weirdo mystery comedy about an ex-ghostwriter who uses his investigation of a legendary, missing thriller author to work through some stuff.

    Also the ghostwriter’s a liar.

    Join host Ryan Cervantes as he delves into the underworld of the suspense-thriller book industry and uncover the Truth behind Luke Pattersby’s mysterious disappearance.

    Part travelogue, part horror story, all tongue-in-cheek mindbender, he’ll face a rogues gallery of eccentric authors, corporate monstrosities, dark academia and cultish readerships as Cervantes’ slice-of-life detective saga threatens to become the type of thriller novel he once wrote.

    In other words: The following events are fake. The story however...is real.

    New chapters release last Thursday of every month; bi-weekly updates in between.

    Finding Pattersby is written, directed and produced by Ryan Sandoval with music and sound design by Erik Jourgensen. This podcast contains mature themes, explicit language, comedic references to body horror, violence, kidnapping, drowning, cult participation and death. Listener discretion is advised, full transcripts available at patterspod.com"

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  • A strange broadcast cuts through the static.

    Featuring Harlan Guthrie and Alex Nursall, of Malevolent and Parkdale Haunt respectively as Voices Not Yet Identified.

    Sound effects courtesy of Freesound contributor: harveyjnz.

    Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jesse Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.

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    CW: Loud static, distress, existential themes.

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  • It's snowing, folks. And as the snow covers the Earth... things are being uncovered.

    The voice of Martha is Day Chase. The voice of Tanner is Charles Raymond. The voice of River is Achilles Friesen. The voice of Clark Olsen (?) is Shaun Pellington.

    Special thanks to Freesound.org contributors: sheyvan, mootmcnoodles, ericssoundschmiede, nigelwright, alexbuk, warrick-lendon, aalgar, and cabled_mess.

    Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jesse Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.

    We'd love to hear from you! Email us at [email protected]. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir


    CW: Conflict, raised voices, mention of cold-related injury, crying.

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  • Another late night broadcast. Join Jess for a midnight memory meditation.

    CW: Existential themes.

    Sound effects this episode courtesy of free sound contributors: fractanimal, tnturner, mootmcnoodles, qubodup, conleec, zebragrrl, eflexmusic, shadowedhunter, szelestamas, jgrzinich, macdaddyno1, and nicoproson.

    Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.

    We'd love to hear from you! Email us at [email protected]. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir

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  • A... groundbreaking discovery. Sort of.

    The voice of Don Carlton is Carson Rafuse. Featuring Alex Nursall and Harlan Guthrie as Voices Not Yet Identified. Check out their work on Parkdale Haunt and Malevolent, respectively.

    This episode features a trailer for Among The Stacks, an upcoming show about an infinite library that exists outside of time and space.

    Sound effects thanks to: sheyvan, khenshom, bruce965, rutgermuller, ericssoundschmiede, mar-sounds, sagetyrtle, and jgrzinich.

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  • We've got a surprise visitor here folks, and we're not sure he is who he says he is...

    SPOILERS IN SHOW NOTES.

    The voice of Martha is Day Chase. The voice of Tanner is Chuck Raymond. The voice of Dr Clark Olsen (?) is Shaun Pellington.

    Check out Shaun's work on the awesome Wake of Corrosion, a stunning sci-fi horror show with two seasons out, and a third on its way!

    This episode also features a trailer for the new addition to the Somewhere, Ohio universe: The Department of Variance of Somewhere, Ohio, another wonderfully weird midwestern sci-fi horror from Rat Grimes (Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio; Nine to Midnight). Releasing weekly on Wednesdays, and featuring our very own Jess Syratt, check it out wherever you get your podcasts!

    Sound effects in this episode thanks to Freesound.org contributors: sheyvan, tabook, kd-jack, lightningjimmy88, and nigelwright.

    Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.

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  • It seems like the terrors of the real world are most appealing to you and for good reason...

    On the Eve of Halloween, a dozen storytellers sneak inside the abandoned Darklight Carnival grounds to share a chilling batch of stories in two varieties. This year they split up to uncover the fears that lurk within and horrors that walk among us.


    One group will head to the Ferris Wheel to tell tales of real-world terror. The other will venture into the Funhouse to spin yarns of the frightening spirit world. Which path will you embark on first?


    Nine II Midnight is a collaborative storytelling event between 12 podcasts:

    Hell Gate City

    Malevolent

    Nowhere, On Air

    Out of the Ashes

    Parkdale Haunt

    The Cellar Letters

    The Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio

    The Night Post

    The Storage Papers

    The Town Whispers

    Wake of Corrosion

    WOE.BEGONE

    CREDITS & CONTENT WARNINGS

    CW: General horror, swearing throughout

    Produced by Harlan Guthrie

    Master edit by Harlan Guthrie

    'Nine II Midnight' written by Harlan Guthrie.

    Performed by Harlan Guthrie, Dylan Griggs, Kevin Berrey, Shaun Pellington, Rae Lundberg, Vincent C. Davis, Jess Syratt, Alex Nursall, Rat Grimes, Jeremy Enfinger, Nathan Lunsford, Cole Weavers, and Jamie Petronis.

    Pick a path on October 30th at midnight, and keep your wits about you.

    9️⃣🔪🔪🕛

    TRANSCRIPTS ARE AVAILABLE HERE

    CREDITS:

    MALEVOLENT

    “Scratching” was written, directed, performed, and edited by Harlan Guthrie.

    CW: insects, gore

    Malevolent

    Website: www.malevolent.ca

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    THE CELLAR LETTERS

    “Get Up” was written, edited, and performed by Jamie Petronis, and features Brandon Jones as the Newscaster

    CW: general horror, mouth noises, licking sounds

    Website: www.thecellarletters.com

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    WAKE OF CORROSION

    “The Quiet Corridor” was written, performed, edited and mixed by Shaun Pellington.

    CW: sounds of bone crunching/cracking, mild terror, explicit language

    Website: wakeofcorrosion.com

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    THE DEAD LETTER OFFICE OF SOMEWHERE, OHIO

    “Voices in the Vents” was written, performed, and scored by Rat Grimes (they/them).

    CWs: fire, home invasion

    Website: www.somewhereohio.com

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    THE TOWN WHISPERS

    “Bella” was written, Directed, Editing by Cole Weavers

    CW: body horror, sleepwalking, nightmares, evil pets

    Website: www.thetownwhispers.com

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    PARKDALE HAUNT

    “Who Goes?” was written by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg, with engineering and sound design by Alex Nursall.

    Performed by Emily Kellogg, Alex Nursall, Ian Boddy, and Harlan Guthrie.

    CW: ghosts/

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  • It seems like the horrors of our dreams are most frightening to you...

    On the Eve of Halloween, a dozen storytellers sneak inside the abandoned Darklight Carnival grounds to share a chilling batch of stories in two varieties. This year they split up to uncover the fears that lurk within and horrors that walk among us.

    One group will head to the Ferris Wheel to tell tales of real-world terror. The other will venture into the Funhouse to spin yarns of the frightening spirit world. Which path will you embark on first?


    Nine II Midnight is a collaborative storytelling event between 12 podcasts:

    Hell Gate City

    Malevolent

    Nowhere, On Air

    Out of the Ashes

    Parkdale Haunt

    The Cellar Letters

    The Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio

    The Night Post

    The Storage Papers

    The Town Whispers

    Wake of Corrosion

    WOE.BEGONE

    CREDITS & CONTENT WARNINGS

    CW: General horror, swearing throughout

    Produced by Harlan Guthrie

    Master edit by Harlan Guthrie

    'Nine II Midnight' written by Harlan Guthrie.

    Performed by Harlan Guthrie, Dylan Griggs, Kevin Berrey, Shaun Pellington, Rae Lundberg, Vincent C. Davis, Jess Syratt, Alex Nursall, Rat Grimes, Jeremy Enfinger, Nathan Lunsford, Cole Weavers, and Jamie Petronis.

    Pick a path on October 30th at midnight, and keep your wits about you.

    9️⃣🔪🔪🕛

    TRANSCRIPTS ARE AVAILABLE HERE

    CREDITS:

    WOE.BEGONE

    "The Almanac Building" was written, directed, performed, and scored by Dylan Griggs.

    CW: gore, animal death

    Website: www.woebegonepod.com
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    OUT OF THE ASHES

    “Train Ride” was written, directed, and performed by Vincent Comegys-Davis.

    CW: hospitals/medical issues, death, blood, gore

    Website: www.outoftheashespodcast.com
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    THE NIGHT POST

    "Dead Space" was written, performed, and produced by Rae Lundberg

    CW: animal peril, drowning

    Website: nightpostpod.com
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    NOWHERE, ON AIR

    “A Dream” was written, performed, and edited by Jesse Syratt (credits for SFX available in the transcript)

    CW: brief graphic description of body horror and sounds.

    Website: https://nowhereonair.carrd.co
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    HELL GATE CITY

    “Shadow of the Eliminator” was written and performed by Kevin Berrey

    CW: hallucinations/visions, bodily fluids

    Website: www.hellgatecity.com
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    THE STORAGE PAPERS

    “Silly Billy” was written, edited, and mixed by Nathan Lunsford.

    Performed by Jeremy Enfinger (as Jeremy) and Nathan Lunsford (as Billy).

    Music credits available in the transcript.

    CW: profanity, child injury, brief gore (SFX)

    Websi

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  • On the Eve of Halloween, 14 storytellers make their way to the Darklight Carnival and share horrific tales of mystery and murder… but not all is as it seems.

    This October 30th, the feed you’re listening to now, along with all other participating shows, will post two episodes simultaneously for Nine II Midnight. One episode will feature tales that are baked in reality with terrors that may be a part of our waking life. The other episode will share the horror of the most esoteric and spiritual side of the dark and terrifying.

    NINE II MIDNIGHT is another collaborative storytelling event, and sequel to last year’s episode. Both episodes are comprised of stories written and produced by the Nine II Midnight participants:

    Hell Gate City

    Malevolent

    Nowhere, On Air

    Out of the Ashes

    Parkdale Haunt

    The Cellar Letters

    The Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio

    The Night Post

    The Storage Papers

    The Town Whispers

    Wake Of Corrosion

    WOE.BEGONE

    On October 30th, you get to choose which stories you want to enjoy first, then, make sure to listen to the other for the complete tale.

    See you then.

    The Prologue was written, produced & edited by Harlan Guthrie

    Guest starring Alexander Newall

    Series Art by Nathan Lunsford

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    Content Warnings: Descriptions of Violent Death

    Starring:

    Harlan Guthrie

    Rat Grimes

    Jeremy Enfinger

    Nathan Lunsford

    Rae Lundberg

    Jess Syratt

    Shaun Pellington

    Kevin Berrey

    Dylan Griggs

    Vincent C. Davis

    Alex Nursall

    Emily Kellogg

    Jamie Petronis

    Cole Weavers



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  • Hi there listener! How are we enjoying season 2 so far? Creator Jess here to touch base about our schedule going forward-- and an upcoming break.

    Thank you for listening! For your support! For being you :)

    We'll have some bonus things in the feed while we're away! Stay tuned!

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  • Hello, listeners. David made us... something that will probably come in handy!

    The voice of David Pradlick is Aaron Villegas. The voice of Martha is Daylin Chase. The voice of Tanner is Charles Raymond.

    CW: Mentions of blood.

    Sound effects thanks to Freesound.org contributors: bruce965, kd-jack, silentstrikez, michelefalleri, falcospizaetus, beat-blue, thanra, jefferys2, soundensemble, mar-sounds, and jamitch2.

    Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.

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  • Song written and performed by Jess Syratt.

    From: Episode 36: Tape #? Episode 37 is running late but will be with you this week.

    Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.

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  • Hey, folks. We're back, like we promised. We have some updates, and also, something that was inexplicably tucked under my pillow.

    Today's episode features a trailer for the awesome Hell Gate City, a horror-comedy, radio-show formatted show with a cyber-punk dystopia flair. Friends of Nowhere, On Air, tune in to host Kirby Bevins as nightmares and mystery begin to bubble and the truth, dangerous as it might be, comes out . Check out the stellar Hell Gate City here! Follow them on twitter, and find them wherever you get your podcasts!

    Song in this episode written and performed by Jess Syratt.

    Sound effects in this episode thanks to Freesound.org contributors:
    bexhillcollege, onekellyordered, aviziv, and alsounknownasa.

    Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.

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  • Sorry about that abrupt interruption, folks.

    Want to support our friends over at Residents of Proserpina Park and help them produce their third season? Find their crowdfunding page here! And follow them on twitter @ProserpinaPark. If you can't donate, a share goes a long way!

    Sound effects in this episode courtesy of Freesound.org contributors: kmoon, 18hitlc, mr-keybored, rutgermuller, and jamitch2.

    Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.

    We'd love to hear from you! Email us at [email protected]. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir

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