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SmallTownUSA is putting the “weird” in holiday cheer with this festive episode! Come unwrap some of the most bizarre and little-known Christmas traditions from around the globe. From beating the Christmas log in Catalonia (yes, it’s a thing) to spiderweb-covered trees in Ukraine, no tradition is too strange for these two sleigh-stoppers to tackle.
But that’s not all—brace yourself for their irreverent, SmallTown-style rewrite of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas.
Get ready for a sleigh-full of laughs, a stocking stuffed with sarcasm, and maybe a sprinkle of actual holiday knowledge. Is this the weirdest episode yet? Probably. Will you regret listening? Never. Don't miss your exit.
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Today on SmallTownUSA, we’re talking about the ultimate underdog crew: women in American history who did way more than sit in rocking chairs and drink tea. We’re bringing you the legends who invented “don’t mess with me” long before that was a thing, but who aren't getting the credit they deserved. We're talking hardcore heroines that provided financial freedom for their communites, spent decades making sure civil and women's rights weren't just buzzwords, ran a one-woman safety net...etc. These women didn't just shake up their communtiies -- they shook up the country.Join Jessica and Karmen, as they chat about history’s true trailblazers—the women who laughed in the face of “you can’t” and just went ahead and did it anyway. Prepare for plenty of “wait, WHAT?” moments and maybe a little bit of envy. Don't miss your Exit
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We’re peeling back the eerie origins of Halloween, Scottish-style—where carving pumpkins would’ve gotten you side-eye from a town full of turnip-wielding revelers. Turns out, Scotland’s Halloween celebrations involved veggies that look way scarier than anything you’ll find on a Pinterest board. And let’s not forget Jenny Greenteeth, the local hag of nightmares who perfected drowning people with style.
Karmen and Jessica are diving into why the Scots first started hacking away at turnips, and exploring some delightfully dark lore from around the globe. Because nothing says Halloween like folklore that might just inspire you to sleep with one eye open.
For those who think our current holiday’s a little basic, come get your frightful fix the way it was originally served—one terrifying turnip at a time. Don't miss your exit.
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We're taking a trip down to the bayou to meet New Orleans' most infamous local: the one and only Marie Laveau, the Voodoo Queen herself. Was she a powerful spiritual healer, a feared sorceress, or just the best at running the city’s underground rumor mill? We’re unraveling the life, magic, and myths surrounding the original boss witch who ruled New Orleans with a side of gris-gris and charm.
We’ll explore how Marie’s mix of spirituality, medicine, and maybe just a hint of witchcraft made her a legend that still haunts the French Quarter today.
So grab your lucky charms (no, not the cereal) and dive into an episode filled with magic, mystery, and the sassiest witch this side of the Mississippi. Tune in, because even centuries later, Marie Laveau’s spell is still going strong. Don't miss your exit.
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Buckle up, folks, because this week we’re trading small-town gossip for spine-chilling folklore. Get ready for the dark and twisted tale of María Miranda, the so-called "Witch of Guadalupe," and the legendary curse she placed on Josefina Chavez—a curse that ended with murder. Yep, small-town drama just got extra supernatural.
We’ll dig into the gritty details of Josefina’s tragic fate, investigate María’s mysterious reputation, and—because no eerie tale is complete without some desert vibes—venture into the haunting Superstition Mountains, where treasure seekers, ghost hunters, and those with bad life choices go to get seriously lost.
Was it a curse? A crime of passion? Or just another day in the Wild West? Don't miss your exit. Because in Guadalupe, Arizona, it's not just the heat that'll get you—it's the witch’s curse too.
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We're taking a U-Turn back to season four. What would you do if you were stranded for months on a cold, blizard-ridden mountain top with your family and little to no food? More importantly, who would you eat first? Even more importantly, what part would you eat first? Karmen and Jessica are in California visiting Donner's Pass, where the infamous Donner Party decided to take matters into their own hands and become cannibals. They truck in over to Truckee to learn about its dark past. It's getting serious over here. Don't miss your exit.
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We’re driving headfirst into the madness of small-town first days of school, where the struggle is real, and the stories are even realer. First up, we're tackling the epic adventures of back-to-school shopping. Because nothing says "new school year" like parents losing their minds over sold-out unicorn binders and the great quest for the elusive Disney Princess backpack.
We're sharing our own cringeworthy first-day stories that will make you want to crawl under your desk. From wardrobe malfunctions, epic fails, and possibly a kidnapping...we’ve got the goods to make your worst first-day memories feel like a walk in the park.
Speaking of parks, let’s not forget the wild safari that is the school parking lot during drop-off and pick-up. We explore the art of dodging minivans, surviving the gauntlet of frazzled parents, and the ultimate challenge: finding a parking spot without causing a traffic jam or an exposed middle finger.
Join Jessica and Karmen as they relive the unspoken dress codes, the social hierarchies, and the desperate attempts to avoid becoming the subject of that year's running joke. Grab your Trapper Keeper, your best (or worst) first-day outfit, and a healthy dose of nostalgia and join us in this episode. Don't miss your exit.
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We're beaming up to Roswell, New Mexico, the quirky little town that's become the unofficial HQ for all things extraterrestrial. Buckle up, Earthlings, because we're about to explore the galaxy's most famous UFO hotspot. Join Jessica and Karmen as they drive into the strange and mysterious world of Roswell, where the residents aren't just waiting for the next big thing—they're waiting for the next big thing to land in their backyard.
They'll uncover the origins of the infamous 1947 alien crash (or weather balloon mishap, depending on who you ask). From the annual UFO Festival, complete with alien costume contests and out-of-this-world parades, to the countless alien-themed businesses that make Roswell feel like Area 51's quirky cousin, they'll guide you through a town that's turned extraterrestrial encounters into an art form.
Expect a few raised eyebrows and maybe even a touch of paranoia as they explore the UFO capital of the world. Whether you're a skeptic, a believer, or just in it for the alien-shaped cookies, tune in and decide for yourself: is Roswell just a town with a great marketing gimmick, or is it the epicenter of Earth's most cosmic mystery? Either way, one thing's for sure—it's out of this world. Don't miss your exit.
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We’re turning our spotlight on the 4th of July – small-town style. Because nothing says "Happy Birthday, America!" like reckless fireworks, bizarre traditions, and a healthy dose of local craziness. Join Jessica and Karmen as they explore time-honored traditions, from marshmellow fights and frog jumping contests (how exciting), to parades featuring floats that defy all logic and taste. And let's not forget the true stars of the show – the fireworks. Specifically, the people who manage to turn a box of sparklers into a one-way ticket to the emergency room.
We’ll share stories of folks who make you question the survival of the human species, like the guy who thought it was a good idea to launch a firework from his…well, let’s just say it wasn’t his hand. So grab a hot dog, a scoop of questionable potato salad, and join us for a celebration of all things small-town and slightly insane this Fourth of July. Don't miss your exit.
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We're packing our bags and heading to the "Waterpark Capital of the World"—Wisconsin Dells. But don’t worry, this isn’t your average splash-and-dash vacation. Think Wisconsin Dells is just water slides and kiddie pools? Think again. We’re talking about attractions so bizarre they make your weird uncle's attic look like a Bed Bath & Beyond.
Join Jessica and Karmen as they unravel the story behind the most infamous resident of the Dells: the mummified head of Dells serial killer. Yes, you heard that right. A head. Mummified. On display. And that's just the tip of the creepy iceberg. Don't miss your exit.
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Happy Mother's Day! We're celebrating women and all mothers at SmallTown this week. Find out how Mother's Day was created and how it strayed away from its original foundations. Grab your fanny pack, slip on your mom jeans, and give your ma' a call for pete's sake. Join Karmen and Jessica in this U-Turn episode and don't miss your exit!
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- https://www.1800flowers.com/blog/celebrate-occasions/showcasing-parents/moms/traditions-around-the-world/
- https://www.education.com/magazine/article/History_of_Mothers_Day/?gclid=Cj0KCQjwsIejBhDOARIsANYqkD0q7Rq1dNf78QFAuYH6ghlP5zHLRy0m0MG8g_q79OGuUtrPHFqMrs4aAjdwEALw_wcB
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We've set our clocks to "April Fools' Standard Time" for this special episode! Join us as we unravel the tangled web of pranks, starting with the age-old question: why do we dedicate a whole day to tom-foolery anyway? Hint: it involves more than just rubber chickens and whoopee cushions.
From the legendary spaghetti harvest hoax to the infamous "Left-Handed Whopper," prepare to have your funny bone tickled (who says that anyway). And hey, did you know that April 1st isn't just a playground for pranksters? It's also been the backdrop for some truly fascinating moments in history.
So grab your rubber chickens, buckle up, and join us for an adventure that's guaranteed to leave you wondering: who's the real April fool here? Don't miss your exit.
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Picture this: in the quaint corners of Morrice, Michigan, one local resident found themselves overcome with an unusual craving—one for a taste of Kevin Bacon! No, not the Hollywood heartthrob, but a much younger, unsuspecting namesake. Fear not, dear listeners, for the real Kevin Bacon remains as sprightly as ever, twirling in his iconic dance moves. But alas, the same cannot be said for his doppelgänger from Morrice.
Join your hosts Karmen and Jessica as they navigate this bizarre tale, which takes a sharp turn into the realm of cannibalism with a small-town twist. Prepare to lose your appetite as they dissect the curious case of mistaken identity, leaving no stone unturned in their quest for answers. From gossip gone awry to the shocking repercussions of culinary curiosity, this episode serves up a feast of intrigue and disbelief.
So grab your snacks, but perhaps opt for something non-human, and join Karmen and Jessica as they take a U-Turn to Morrice, Michigan where truth is often stranger than fiction, and even the most innocent of cravings can lead to unexpected consequences!
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Journey to the small town corners where everyone knows your name, your business, and the color of your underwear before you've even bought them. Join Jessica and Karmen as they play the game of telephone...on steroids. They'll dissect how Mrs. Johnson's lost cat turned into a rumored panther sighting and led to the establishment of a neighborhood watch program, complete with night vision goggles and camo gear donated by the local thrift shop. These rapid-fire rumors aren't just funny—they're a binding glue in these tight-knit communities. Don't miss your exit.
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On this day in Black History... Karmen and Jessica discuss many of the lesser known people and important events that took place on February 20th throughout Black History, including those who also fought for disability rights. They get a little spicy when talking about current events, such as the very recent public event involving Neo Nazis in Nashville and the state of where we are today as a nation. Are we doomed to repeat ourselves? Don't miss your exit.
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New Philadelphia and Rosewood - One love story and One massacre, small towns that no longer exist.
Join Karmen and Jessica in this U-Turn, as they discuss Black History month, the shortest month of the year (yea, we are questioning that too), and share their appreciation for Black Americans who founded small towns shortly after the abolition.
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What would you do if you got stuck at the bottom of an outhouse for 3 days? Have you ever heard about the mysterious appearance of Jesus as a shadow on a freezer? What are your feelings about an emotional support snake? These questions may sound bazaar, but not if you're googling Florida man. Take a stroll down south with Jessica and Karmen, as they try not to laugh. Don't miss your exit.
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Some fungus, a vicious yule cat, Krampus, a pooping log, some original recipe fried chicken, and a visit from your friendly neighborhood witch? These "festive" traditions aren't typically seen on your favorite TV holiday movies. Join Jessica and Karmen in their throwback holiday U-Turn episode,as they talk about these cringe worthy customs. Don't miss your exit.
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Jessica gets a turn in the spotlight as she talks about her origin story as a Yooper, a nerd, and apparently someone who does not swear (or at least when not under the influence of Karmen). Let's journey behind-the-scenes on what makes this podcast what it is (what is that exactly?) It's part 2 in a celebration of two incredible years of laughter, insights, and unforgettable moments. Tune in as we share favorite memories and toast to the amazing community that we are a part of. Don't miss your exit! Cheers to two years!
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Join us for a special episode as we turn the spotlight on one of our hosts, Karmen, diving deep into her journey and the behind-the-scenes that makes this podcast what it is (what is that exactly?) It's part 1 in a celebration of two incredible years of laughter, insights, and unforgettable moments. Tune in as we share favorite memories and toast to the amazing community that we are a part of. Don't miss your exit! Cheers to two years!
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