Episodes

  • To close out the season, Patty & Acid recommend candidates for our next starting-11 based on players’ astrological sign’s luckiest days. We also stalk Richy’s stunning new SOAP (Significant Others and Partners) and the Lloris family living it up in Los Angeles. 

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    HBD, Richy our little pigeon 

    Andrea, Richy's Sister  

    Amanda, Richy's SOAP 

    HBD Cuti   

    Yo Cuti, it's yo birthday  

    HBD Kulu 

    HBD "Angas" Ben 

    BB of the Week

    BB Girl Kulu 

    WholesomeTito Elmo  

    BB Valentino at Papa Cuti's Birthday 

    Dier's "first born's" birthday 

    The Llorises at San Diego Zoo

    Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs

  • Patty & Acid track down the pub from which Ben Davies posted a rare selfie with the boys. Then ask a vital question about Ben and Sonny’s friendship - who’s the Black Cat and who’s the Golden Retriever? Next on the stalking docket: where in Hollywood is Marine Lloris?

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    The Pub Selfie in Question  

    The Location, Revealed

    That Gab and Juls episode 

    A teaser for the next one  

    Wimmer takes an L  

    BB of the Week

    Big Day for Papa Hugo and Giu-Giu 

    The Llorises' LA Fantasy 

    Malibu BBs 

    Cuti and Valen's Ice Cream Moment

    The Spurs BBs Themselves

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  • Patty & Acid read into Spurs players’ star signs and what they mean for team harmony and recruitment. Also on the analysis agenda: what they’re currently binge watching, what time they arrive for training, and what their lock screens are.  

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    Delesonnys' Tottenham Astrology Thread 

    Charlie Parrish's lock screen investigation 

    Spurs Official asks - what are you watching? 

    BB of the Week

    Emerson Royale's Party 

    BennyBoo and Ralph 

    The Llorises 👑 

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  • Patty & Acid discuss Richarlison’s resurgence, the pru-pru-prugress we’ve made, and the spotlight seizing mascot Ralph. In First Off Football, we talk about the wild draw at the Dekihad and our phenomenal run of wins. Plus: a BB of the Week of the Year is named!

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    THAT podcast

    Richy's revenge and our relief 

    Vicario's got your back 

    Ralph, the absolute legend

    Waving to his fans 

    Motivating his captain

    Playing to the camera 

    And apparently reincarnated 

    Say something nice about... 

    Romero tackling his son AGAIN 

    Lo Celso stirring some shit 

    BB of the Week

    The Diers with their BBs and BB on the way 

    Estela and BB Royale's photo shoot

    Jan and a very special mascot 

    BB Kulu announced by Ate Kulu 

    BB Lo Celso's 1st birthday and Papa Gio's greeting 

    PEH's family studio shoot

    Queen Marine is back

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  • Patty & Acid report on the biggest questions in football - what body wash and  eau de parfum does Sonny favour? And how much does smelling like a birthday cake let you get away with among Premier League referees? Plus: a fur-baby packed BB of the Week!

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    That Sonny interview in GQ 

    Sonny flirting with the referee and the opposing team doctor 

    Ange says dream 

    Mr Eccleshare says enjoy the moment 

    BB of the Week

    BennyBoo's Twiggy 

    PEH's Rocky 

    BB Romero 

    BB Royale 

    BB Madders

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  • Feels good to get back to fangirling mode! Patty & Acid discuss the best questions to come out of the Fan Forum, plunge into a Van de Ven rabbit hole and name an all new, record breaking BB of the Week. In First Off Football: we cover our feel-good run of games.

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    The  best questions at Fan Forum from Jomac and Owen 

    The Van de Ven Rabbit Hole

    Luka is his enabler best friend 

    Micky the Main Character 

    Micky as Jan Jr 

    Or at least his biggest fan 

    Driving home with Micky

    Spurs-love, Jan-approved 

    Maddison on Saka  doing his celebration and winning over Ian Wright 

    BB of the Week

    Congrats Anna and Eric Dier 

    Bentancur and BB at the Stadium 

    Kennedy Alexa, Madders' SOAP 

    Emerson Baby Drop Video 

    Our oldest ever BB of the Week

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  • The Ange Era is here and with it, is Sonny’s Captain Era, which we hope will be his Red Era (obviously a reference to Taylor Swift and not that other team). Patty & Acid discuss all the good vibes we’re getting from our new boys, new leaders, and all new BBs.

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    "Introduce yourself first, mate" 

    Robbie Williams sings Angel 

    Ajumma / Yaya Sonny 

    Sonny's super confident interview 

    Random third kit reveal 

    BBs of the week

    Harry's Baby Boy 

    Mama Marine is 37

    Charlie Morgan is huge now
    The Lo Celso family day out 

    The Romero family day in 

    Ben "Daddy" Davies 

    Madders' twins

  • One of our own is striking out on his own. Patty and Acid are joined by Toby and Suren to recap the facts, process our feelings, and discuss what we expect from our first Post-Kane season. 

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    Harry's selfie video breaking up with us 

    Messages from Sonny and Kate  

    Ange on the space for others to step into and how Kane told the team

    One last video to cry to 

  • Well, that’s that. Patty & Acid thank Lucas for the miracles, gloss over the season, and look forward to the upcoming friendlies on our home turf of Singapore. As we close the chapter on 2022-23, we reveal who lifts the prestigious Spurs BB of the Season trophy. 

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    They made the fans proud: Nuno, Lamela and Gil, even Jose

    Lucas Players' Tribune and final interview

    BB of the Week

    Kulu is engaged 

    Charlie turns 3

    Eric and Anna's dog turns 1 

    Lucia's name reveal

    Salvi's neck reveal 

    Bentancur and Moura's kids under Tito Sonny’s spell

    The Kane Kids 

    Baby Perisic 

    Baby Cuti 

    The PEH Dream Team 

    Big Sis Marine

  • Despite everything, we’re still 5th. Patty & Acid look to Dungeons & Dragons to get through this tough time and talk about just wanting the good vibes back. Plus: we break the news of a super secret Spurs wedding and get arts-and-craftsy with Richarlison.

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    Jack Pitt-Brooke on Stellini and Mason 

    Alasdair Gold on Mason fuming at Stellini 

    The manager search -  How about Poch or Poch?

    Anna Modler-Dier 

    Sonny and Harry do the fork challenge 

    Harry and BennyBoo make fried rice 

    Richarlison our cute little ally and arts and crafts pigeon 

    Charlie Eccleshare's curtains  

    BB of the Week

    Spurs AI babies 

    Baby Sonny eating japchae 

    Ryan and Rachel Mason's new BB 

    Alex and Charlie Morgan 

    Bentancur and Melany on holz with their BB 

    The Lloris family and their silky hair 

    The chicest family goes to Disney

  • Patty & Acid react to the hilarious player comments about Sonny’s new underwear ads and lead the love parade for former intern Oliver Skipp’s glow up. Plus: revel in pettiness, as we discuss all the ways Spurs might end the season above Arsenal. It could happen!

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    COYS reddit mysteries of the universe 

    Sonny's campaign photos and video   

    Cuti's yerba mate cup 

    Besties Sonny and Ben 

    Gong Yoo at the stadium 

    Jan Mic'd Up 

    Skippy's before and after 

    Skippy's post match interview 

    BB of the Week

    Cuti Romero's cutest ever slide tackle

    Cuti gonna cute 

    Jace Alderweireld finally gets the spotlight 

    Charlie Morgan SEIZES the spotlight 

    Baby Richy's confusing sponcon 

    Baby Harry, unexpectedly chubs 

    Ivan Perisic's surprised little boy

    All of Tito Ivan's kids 

    Giuliana through the (9) years

  • Patty & Acid talk about Bale’s retirement from club and international football, Hugo’s retirement from Equipe de France (and the thing we all know this foreshadows), as well as Lucas’s looming departure from Spurs. 

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    Bale tributes from Spurs Official, Sonny, BennyBoo, Steve the Kit Man

    Lucas tributes from The Spurs Web, ConteSZN, Lee McQueen 

    Hugo’s retirement announcement from Equipe de France and a reel from  Marine Lloris 

    BB of the Week

    Ivy Kane's birthday and the Kane family Christmas 

    Tito Richarlison and a mystery baby

    Cuti and Cutie Romero 

    A Jaden-centric Christmas with the Alderweirelds

    The Very Approachable Vertonghens, even in their Christmas best 

    The Lloris Family Album - Christmas, New Year and the World Cup 

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  • Patty & Acid appraise national team photos and ask the hard questions like which team is rocking their M&S outfits harder? Do the teams travel in suits or do they change on the plane? Also, we toast Dier on his engagement and Kane on his very random award. 

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    Eric gets engaged!

    Kane wins an award!  

    And wins our hearts with his dance moves! 

    Art begets art 

    Genius inspires genius 

    Hojbs strips down 

    Harry gets sentimental

    World Cup of Team Pics

    France 

    Denmark 

    Belgium 

    Croatia 

    England 

    Wales  

    Brazil 

    Uruguay 

    BB of the Week

    Emily and Benny?! 

    Salvi Sanchez 

    The Kane Kids 

    Charlie Morgan

    And all theSOAPS perfection from Marine Lloris

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  • Patty & Acid check in on the England center back we can’t live without, Eric Dier. Who is he dating? Does he keep in touch with Dembele? We have the answers speculation. Also, we assess Harry Kane’s new TikTok presence and launch the Ben Davies Baby Watch 2022.

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    First off football

    Gianni Vio Thug Life

    Charlie Eccleshare on Perisic and Sonny

    OptaJoe on Sonny's hat trick

    Cold hard Højbjerg stats

    Hugo's Tribute to Gian Piero

    Harry's tribute and he gets emosh

    Harry joins TikTok

    The Announcement

    Fanboying at the NFL

    Eric Dier life update

    Back in the England Team

    Hooking up with a model

    Feeling the love from the fans

    Getting support from an old friend

    Sonny Hat Trick Aftermath

    The Sonny Apology Tour

    Ivan risks a yellow card

    Hugo literally picks him up

    Hoybs literally picks him up too

    I mean know he's likeable but wow

    BB of the Week

    Charlie Morgan

    Baby Caplan-Davies?!

    Leandro and Anna Rose Lloris

  • Patty & Acid bestow the The Lizzie Mcguire Achievement Award to Richarlison and round up tributes to the OG Lizzie, Queen Elizabeth II, from the club, the players, and the WAGs. Plus: play Pony by Ginuwine (or not) because we gotta talk about Sonny’s thirst trap pics.

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    The Conte Supremacy

    Laterz, Tuchel

    Don't do it, Papa Poch

    The Lizzie Mcguire Achievement Award

    Richarlison dares to dream

    Then sings to the universe

    (BTW - Check out this juicy VFTL)

    Goes on to win Player of the Match

    Then cries to his papa!!

    And gets love from his club papa!!

    Richarlison, this is what dreams are made of

    Sonny’s thirst trap pics

    Prepare yourself to see him in a different light

    So much braso and bulge and butt cleavage

    Tributes to the Queen

    Dele

    Spurs Official

    Dier

    Kate Kane on social and IRL

    BB of the Week

    Kate Kane conceals her kids' faces throughout a 2 minute video

    Happy Birthday Ayla Alderweireld

    Kieran Trippier's curly cuties

    Charlie and Alex Morgan make history

    Saliv Sanchez Neck Watch 2022

    Ivan Perisic's BB

    Marine Lloris is back with her hashtags

    Giulianna Lloris gets fashion tips from Tita Laari

  • Patty & Acid discuss the Culture of Conte - the sense behind doing what it takes to win and the sensibility of evolving our core values. Then your favorite Tottenham Titas take on TikTok before kicking off this season’s BB of the Week (TBH the pod’s immutable core value).

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    Shitposter Conte 

    The Big Lad Team 

    Titas on TikTok

    Behind the scenes: Media Day 

    Just Sonny Content 

    Romero's Greatest Hits

    Wistful Dele retrospective 

    Conte Owning Tuchel 

    BB of the Week

    Welcome Manuela Perisic 

    The Hojbjerg kids are giants and adorbs 

    Cutie RomeroObrigado Mouras 

    Salvi Neck Watch 2022

    Queen Marine 

    The Vertonghens starting strong

  • In our season finale, Patty & Acid crown the official Stalking Spurs BB of the Season and wrap up the absolutely bonkers year that was. Also: we check in on South Korea’s love for their Golden Boy, Dier and Doherty’s fandom of F1 and BennyBoo’s engagement to Emily.

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    The Golden Boot

    The Congrats: Dele, BennyBoo, PEH, Gollini, Harry   

    The Speech  

    The Tearz  

    The Interviews: BBC, Sports Illustrated, The Spurs Express, SkySports     

    The South Korean coverage: commentating, homecoming, receiving the Cheongnyeong Medal  - which is a HUGE deal 

    Journey to Top 4

    The season in a tweet 

    Posts from Ledley, Jamie, Conte, BennyBoo 

    Season Break Check-in

    Welcome Ivan 

    Eriksen come back 

    Maybe even Dele too!! 

    New kit 

    With a surprise detail 

    Red Bull racing welcomes Eric and Matt 

    Benny Boo and Emily Caplan get hitched 

    BB of the Season

    Cutie Romero 

    Jan’s squad and happy campers 

    The return of Ayla 

    Eriksen’s kids

    Tito Sonny with his niblings and more, if you can take it 

    Tito Sonny with no neck Salvi Sanchez and Miguel and Pedro Moura

    PEH with his viking kids  

    The Kane kids, unmasked

    Hugo and Guilianna

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  • Patty & Acid demand justice for Doherty for the double hate crimes of that terrible tackle on the pitch and a tragic haircut from his youth. Also: we talk about celebrity fans, our old and new Danish Boos, and why @SpursOfficial might want to look into an Only Fans account.

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    Harry at The Masters 

    And his pivot into punditry  

    Emma Raducanu in Spurs kit! 

    Ben for Tottenham Thotspur

    About Eriksen - our classy fans, our sweet boys, and Harry speaks for all of us

    Sonny for the Golden Boot 

    Harry's vendetta against Leicester 

    PEH and the NHS Heroes 

    Doherty's tragic hair 

    And what it reminds us of

    Baby Royal and Baby Lucas 


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    PEH cheeses it up 

    Sanchez with Salvi, Not pictured: his neck

    Alex and Charlie 

    The Vertonghen Kids

  • Patty and Acid break down two videos: a Q&A with our Welsh cuties Ben Davies and Joe Rodon and a vlog from our Spanish sweetie Marta Diaz (herself the sweetheart of Sergio Reguilon). Plus: a round-up of the precious social media posts inspired by our recent wins.

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    Precious Moments FC

    Conte's face! 

    Kulu's caption!

    PEH's self-talk! 

    Sonny and Hugo! 

    Hugo's love! 

    Gollini's advocacy! 

    Spurs' cutest fan! 

    Q&A with our Welsh Q-ties 

    The other dynamic duo 

    The other Spurs, the other Beautiful Game 

    Marta Diaz at home with Reggy  

    The feature length film 

    BB of the Week

    Alex and Charlie Morgan 

    Mario Gazzaniga 

    Cutie Romero 

    Salvi Sanchez 

    Toby with his girls - THE JACE ERASURE 

    The Vertonghen Fam 

    The Eriksen Fam 

    Lily Sissoko

  • Patty & Acid break down the Wheels and Doors video to glean insights about Harry’s leadership style. We also celebrate our record breaking duo, say one last goodbye to Dele, and explain why we may pivot to writing Spurs slash fiction.

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    The Wheels or Doors Debate 

    Sonny blocking Reggy's view 

    Sonny falling into the laps of Gollini, Royal, and Cuti 

    Spurs with the 3 best games of the season 

    City can't win against us 

    Take a bow, Harry 

    DADDY 

    THAT Son and Harry pic 

    THAT damn 4th official 

    Fuck you COYS Twitter 

    Opta Joe Official: Record breakers 

    COYS Hawaii 

    The hugs from Reggy, Sonny, Harry, and Dier 

    Fans sing Dele's song 

    Hugo brings Dele to say goodbye 

    BB of the Week

    Could be the Kane kids but who knows 

    Cutie Romero 

    Salvi Sanchez

    Giuliana Lloris 

    The Dembeles and Vertonghens