Episodes
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As James Bond once saidââI thought Christmas only came once a year.â We found a lost present inside the Starchives and we are unwrapping a magnum sized episode for you to ride all the way to work. Well, since most of us now work from homeâŠ.take it to the bathroom, your bedroom, basement or even to your designated crying or snack room.
Enjoy the ins and outs of architecture using gingerbread and Tia or Tamera Mowry.
We watch A Gingerbread Romance!
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wait⊠is this about a weird serial killerâs dumping ground or a term for infertility? how on earth does this word relate to A&D. the starchitects suss it out.
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Missing episodes?
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Are you angry? Are you? Well after this past year during these uncircumcised times filled with despair, hopelessness and flapping dirty foreskin we dove balls deep into the Starchives and pull out all over the place with 12 Angry Men!
Lets take a look back on where we were as a society, where we have gone as a society and how much and how little we have changed as a society. Basically thanks for nothing history. When will we ever learn? Same as it ever wasâŠ.Come on people!
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Before the team met Tom (aka Better is the Enemy), before âAlive or Dead,â before all the babies and weddings, we recorded in a conference room at work. We even had different intro music. We recorded âThe Money Pitâ and hoped we were ready to take it to the website. The audio is pretty bouncy and we had microphones in pencil cups on wool coasters.
Speaking of âwool,â Shelly Long and pre-Oscar Tom Hanks star along side some Hollywood favorites in this 1986 comedyâŠ. emphasis on COMEDY. Ooo boy... so much comedy. Enjoy our origins and hang tight for some newnessâŠ.
Meanwhile, hereâs Jeff and Joelle in lock down. (thank you, Google closed captions!)
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âŠand some other people were in this insipid rom-com/ sit-com thatâs like âFriendsâ and âHow I Met Your Motherâ had a third cousin once removed living in Canada no one talks about.
Sorry, Canada. I didnât mean that. I miss you.
once upon a time, joelle and nathan fillion were related thru marriage. o, canada!
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What is Brandscaping? Whatever it is we have to make sure we donât nick the balls.
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The Tower is the story of a smart office building thatâs mad about Paul Reiser. This high Reiser is the latest in smart technology (beside Paulâs hair plugs) that really hates musicians (especially keyboard players).
When Die Hard meets Seinfeld that meets Robin Concord from Cheers in a sauna you have a feature filmâŠa tv movieâŠa TV showâŠoh god we donât know what this is!
We watched The Tower!
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jeff, vince, and roberta are a part of the rhythm nation as they discuss the term âcadenceâ and how it relates to the profession of architecture. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1âŠ.
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Kevin Bacon is the son of a highly respected urban planner, architect and educator Edmund Bacon. This is a film that might make his dad rise from the grave to haunt him for the rest of his life. The Darkness is a movie that follows an architect whose son decides to steal sacred rocks and bring them home to be a part of his Duplo Lego collection.
All hell breaks looseâ-will his family defeat The Darkness? We donât mean Keven Baconâs hair but actual dark spirits that rule from another dimension. You might want to watch other horror films with Keven Bacon such as Friday the 13th or Stir of Echoes but we didnât!
We watched The Darknessâ-Happy Halloween!
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When you are in a lonely relationship and all that matters to you is money and how you look to other people then the next logical step is to build your dream house so you can keep up with your âfriendsââŠif this is you then you are the main characters of The Architect.
This vapid couple then teams up with a pretentious architect who feels he can build them a house they want but never asked for.
Jesus Christ everyone in this movie is pathetic BUT oddly enough, you find a level headed construction manager and another architect that would have completed this dream house on time and under budget. They use the level head construction manager but even he gets consumed by the tidal wave that is a hopeless architect and insipid couple.
We watched the Architect!
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Oftentimes designers are asked to predict the future so a client can spend their money wisely. Unfortunately, we are not precognitive. Instead we use magic words like âFUTURE-CASTINGâ to sound more like Philip K Dick than an actual dick.
Special thanks to our guest, Aly Pierce, for setting the record straight.
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This is a story of an interior designer whose BFF asks her to be maid of honor, but she must take on a few responsibilitiesâsuch as making sure the family cottage is perfect for the honeymoon. Legend has it that if newlyweds spend their first night there, everlasting love and happiness follow. Not to mention cold vanilla emotionless sex.
When you mix BFFs, old lovers, fake snow, lonliness and magicââyou get a film called The Christmas Cottage starring Jared PadaleckiâŠ..wait thatâs not the filmâŠ.itâs the one WITHOUT Jared Padalecki. Sorry Supernatural fans.
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sometimes when an outsider hears the words used by a design professional, their meaning gets muddied. is she really going to âmassageâ the plan? does he really get turned on by a glossy, white, metal detail by calling it âsexy?â why exactly are a&d professionals hijacking the tech darling âux?â in our companion micro-cast, we explore some of the vocab words with past guests of the show to try to decipher: archi-speak.
thanks to matt carter for chatting about: DISRUPTION
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When someone says they are âas old as dirtâ, they are referring to the characters in this film. Even eons ago architects thought they were great and had all the answers. This is a time when architects didnât wear pretentious beady glasses. Instead they named themselves Vashtar and faked their way through a project. On second thought, things havenât changed. The problem is when a Pharaoh has fallen for a cold hearted vixen it screws up his plan for greatness and a life of swimming in his riches like Scrooge McDuck. Youâve heard the story a thousand times; well now you can see it from a thousand years ago.
We give you Land of the Pharaohs!
starchitect: Matthew Poncelow
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sometimes when an outsider hears the words used by a design professional, their meaning gets muddied. is she really going to âmassageâ the plan? does he really get turned on by a glossy, white, metal detail by calling it âsexy?â why exactly are a&d professionals hijacking the tech darling âux?â in our companion micro-cast, we explore some of the vocab words with past guests of the show to try to decipher: archi-speak.
thanks to kevin valk for kicking us off with: EXPERIENCE
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Legendary movie star Cary Grant wants the perfect house in the country so he can get away from the crazy city life with his family. Before he knows it, Grant and his wife become amateur architects and interior designers and soon get in way over their heads and this city family canât stop the train called his Dream House. We see the family man Grant in his prime.
In this precursor to The Money Pit meets Funny Farm, we give you a long movie title like Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House.
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And weâre off to the races! In this episode we dive deep into the shallow world that is Spike Lee and the outdated film that had so much talent on camera but so little behind it.
Grab some cheap Chinese take-out, go to your office, and bang on a drafting table because tonight is the night! Minus the Dura Flame log. Sam Jackson gives a performance that can only be called the major influence in Dave Chapelleâs famous crack-head character, and Tim Robbins tries so hard to make something out of nothing.
You get Jungle Fever, she gets Jungle Fever, he gets Jungle Fever, we get Jungle Fever. Everybody gets Jungle Fever! You win! And oh yeahâŠ..Charlie Murphy! Charlie Murphy! Charlie Murphy!
Letâs get it on!
starchitect: Aly Pierce
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A dead wife forces an architect to move across the country and live on a houseboat where he is stalked by a crazy lady who likes to peel apples with a switchblade.
This is not a pitch for a horror movie but the basic idea of the romantic comedy starring, Americaâs sweetheart, Tom Hanks and, Dennis Quaidâs ex-wife, Meg Ryan. If you have a hard time wrapping your head around this or you are already bored to death with the vanilla idea of Hanks and Ryan, then just watch an Affair to Remember. Thatâs exactly what Nora Ephron did and renamed it Sleepless in Seattle.
This is a moment in time just before Hanks won two Oscars, Ryan hooked up with Russell Crowe, no internet and you could walk up to an airplane gate without going through security. There is nothing else to say about this movie except it was made in 1993 and we watched it.
Thanks for nothing America!
starchitect: Francis Dardis
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Forgotten about until just recently, when this âreality showâ made a comeback in 2018. Roberta, Vince, Jeff and our guest Joelle Wolinski reminisce about the early 2000s and the design, style and trends it had to offer.
We get into three very different episodesâ-One episode has the popular host Paige Davis, one doesnât have a host at all and the other has a host that isnât Paige Davis but one Alex McLeod who left the show to pursueâŠ..well, weâre not sure. Anyways, these episodes take us on a journey from horrible South Carolina, to despicable Philadelphia all the way to the beautiful Pacific Northwestâs Seattle, WAâŠ.well, Everett, WA. Coffee!
Lets dig into some great interior design (decorating) and watch a show only the likes of what you would see on the Great White Way of Broadway!!!!!âŠâŠWait a second. Hold it. Paige Davis get out of here!
As Vern Yip says, âArchitectâs get all the girls!â
starchitect: Joelle Wolinski
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A film starring the always reliable Tom Berenger and Corbin Bernsen? No itâs not one of the Major League filmsâŠ.Itâs Shattered! Yes, one of the many thriller/mystery films that were released in the early 90s and has been forgotten aboutâŠ.Well, not by Starchitects: The Podcastâą!
This is a prime example of streaming causing the extinction of so many films. Is this film great? No, but it shouldnât be forgotten! Tom Berenger plays an architect/developer whose face has been Shattered (sha oobie, shattered) by a car accident and he has to figure out why, who, what and when. All of this plus a crazy condo development on the San Francisco bay that can be developed only if the Titanic didnât crash thereâŠ..youâll see.
Wolfgang Petersen brought us a film that combines Goonies, Elephant Man, Mask, Red Shoe Diaries and Star Wars. Tom Berengerâs hair is second billed while Corbin Bersenâs hair was fake.
This film has laughter, joy, and loneliness and sex and sex and sex and sex. Look at us, weâre in tatters!
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