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r TIFU TIFU for feeding my children first even if I am very hungry. TIFU by buying myself a fancy jacket and instantly starting a rumor at work TIFU by buying a bean bag chair for my wife I kept sending the wrong information to my Insurance about my income and eventually ignored them, resulting in me possibly having to pay 10.000€ in back-pay. today I freaked up by opening up old medical records and finding out my memory issues are way worse than I realized. After completing the service, went call the dog owner to pick up their dog ala store pager, but she was already on her way. Left the pager record the next almost 5 minutes of conversation for the whole store to hear me slowly panic about how to turn the recording off. It repeated three times. My friends now genuinely believe I crashed out because of angsty Kasane Teto videos in my search history. Fml didn't pay attention while mopping and got startled by a customer which caused me to bump my head resulting in a huge painful bump, broken glases, damage to my car that I can't afford to fix, and spending money I didn't have on new glasses. Asked for some time off after getting ahead financially, worded the email too vaguely, and my boss thought I was about to quit. Office rumors exploded within a day.
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r TOMC where My Ex left me a month before engagement for « the girl I shouldnt worry about » now she stalks me My Girlfriend is 5 months pregnant. Found out it probably isn't mine I'm so glad I don't have to date anymore. My friends sound miserable when they talk about it. I told my friend I needed to leave early because I was anxious. She laughed and said, ‘You always do this My mother won't stop sending money back home, and now she's in severe debt.
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r TIFU TIFU by not realising I didn't have a master's degree TIFU by ending up on Fox News TIFU by accidentally becoming the villain in 40 kids’ morning Tried to boost my confidence with a flirty calendar reminder, accidentally shared it with coworkers, now they think I’m either smooth or slowly unraveling. Got super high at the mall, my friend dared me to ask a girl for her number, I somehow pulled it off, then immediately passed out from nerves and woke up to a crowd staring at me in Dunkin’ Donuts. I accidentally speedballed myself at work. I spent an hour taking and editing photos in my building’s laundry room with “Do Not Disturb” on. My family panicked when I didn’t answer, called 999 for a wellness check, and tracked my movements, which were just me trying to get good angles. I told them that if something actually happens to me and they need to show police photos of me, to actually send ones where I don’t look hideous. I made a joke at what I thought was a pair of joggers. It turned out one of the joggers was a thief and the other was a victim being actively mugged. My whole office brute forced chunky crap water to spray all over the inside of our building's janitor closet over the course of 2 days. TIFU by remembering to pack everything for a business trip but then forgetting my entire suitcase.
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r amithejerk? where AITA for refusing to babysit my girlfriend’s friend’s kid because “I’m home anyway”? AITA for agreeing to help a woman beggar at the grocery store and then bailing on her? AITA for reporting my friend to the university after he cheated using my notes? AITA for not complimenting my Friend's Weight Loss? AITA for telling my sister that my dad isn’t her dad? AITA for refusing to give money to my brother to save his daughter ? AITA for Canceling Easter? AITA because I put a pan in the sink after my husband uses it? AITA for calling my sister moronic for considering giving up her college offer to stay with her bf? WIBTA for telling my housemate to stop ordering door dash? AITA for quickly shutting down my sister after trying to change tradition? AITA for telling my gfs mother she’s horrible.
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r amithejerk? where AITA for dodging my family’s calls after they hijacked my daughter’s birthday plans AITA for asking my stepmom to give me back my birth certificate? AITA for telling my girlfriend I was born in a car? AITA for laughing at my stepson and ruining his wedding? AITA for taking back a toy from another kid at a birthday party? AITA for asking my girlfriend to stop putting castor oil and hair products in her hair right before bed? AITA for expressing my disgust at a dish from my girlfriend's culture? WIBTA for cancelling a hotel booking I made with people I no longer speak to anymore? AITA I keep dodging my friend because she says my dads death was preventable
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r prorevenge where A flat tire and a lessoned learned Ignore me for being a woman? Enjoy your sales being cut! You tourists stay off the lawn! Match my speed? Ok Fine! You think I'm dumb? Then don't teach things you don't know... Help at the dock. oh, there's snow on your car. you poor thing.............. don't mess with IT folks Racist Neighbors Hidden garbage can Wage theft revenge
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r prorevenge where Catch me if you can Two of the same "painting" Keep telemarking me, I'll call you direct Mr. Chipmunk's Revenge A special gift for a neighbor who insulted me and my dog. Just doing my part to help out the collection agencies. I keep telling you I’m not the person you’re looking for and you still keep calling? Alright 😈 I wasted the time of a guy who couldn’t be bothered to signal in traffic. Sit in my seat and refuse to move? Enjoy being uncomfortable! Petty with the breaker box. Rude neighbors. My extremely tiny and petty Legally Blonde moment Racist rider in my Uber
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maliciouscompliance where Stripped of Manager Position ... OK I Can Do That We have to take apart the old displays? Okay:) I’m not allowed to break the rules? Ok then… Don't want to pay 4 guys to not work for 6 hours? OK, you can pay 30 guys to not work for 6 hours. Boss took credit for my work, malicious compliance occurred He said he wanted space, so I gave him a lot of it.
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r TOMC where He begged me to stay… then filed for divorce right after getting his Green Card. I told my stepdaughter I love her and think of her as my daughter My husband humiliated me on a double date and made a comment about my weight I laughed in my dad's face after my mom turned down his marriage proposal growing up as an Ipad kid seriously freaked me up Broke up with my girlfriend over tattoos. She no longer "agrees" with our breakup. Nuts.
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r TOMC where I prayed to God last night to remove anyone not meant to be in my life - The next day my husband revealed that he had an affair I threw a large spider at small children and I feel awful. Going from 35k to 105k annually. I grew up poor and am already worried about screwing this up My mom hasn’t seen my daughter in over a year. I live in fear that my boyfriend will propose. Found out I’m a freak of nature and craping every 2-3 weeks is in fact NOT normal :( My wife called me “lazy” for coming home and sitting down for 10 minutes after work. Here’s what my day actually looked like. My fiancé got upset at me when I set a boundary about religion [Confession][Family Secrets] I Took a DNA Test for Fun and Found Out My Dad Isn’t My Dad – Now My Family’s Imploding
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maliciouscompliance where Nursing Time Theft Shenanigans Dyslexia wins! Won’t let me give you a warning? *Stinks* to be you You don't get the grade as you don't manage projects Aldi quarter Fiasco Go to your ... Employers - careful what you ask for! Wife wants verbal confirmation that I’m listening… you got it dear!
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r amithejerk? where AITA for not standing up when my girlfriend’s mom walked in? AITA - told mom she can bill me using the tuition money she stole from me AITA for not bringing anything to my friend’s potluck after she told me not to? AITA for telling my mother one reason I didn’t have kids was her? AITA for not telling my friend that the “volunteer gig” he flaked on was actually paid? AITA if my boyfriend made a meal and asked me how it was and I said "fine" AITA for telling my mom I’ll never forgive her if she freaks up my adoption AITA for demanding money back after a friend threw away most of my kitchen utensils? AITA for yelling at a 19 year old and asking for him to be fired? AITA for listening to music in the car my husband doesn't like after a concert?
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r amithejerk? where AITAH for asking parents to keep their kid out of an adults only pool AITA for cancelling on my friend after she wouldn’t pay for our lunch? AITAH for kicking my houseguests out 11 hours before their flight is scheduled to leave? AITA for not letting my coworker stay at my place even though I “have the space” AITA for yelling at my aunt after she kept pressuring me to marry her son AITA - ex-husband wants a vacation before my travel that will limit my parenting time AITA for telling my flatmate her boyfriend can’t basically live with us rent-free? AITA for assuming a couple we met on holiday were swingers and abruptly cutting our conversation short and leaving? AITAH for backing out of a 'party/get together ' after finding out my 'friends' are planning on buying a lot of the food I cannot eat? AITA for telling my 17 year old she needs to go to her volunteer job and not “no call-no show” for a third time AITA for supporting kicking out our temporary roommate because of what her parents did?
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r TIFU TIFU by going to the toilet Butters Stotch style TIFU Waited too long to do taxes. TIFU and accidentally gave my girlfriend a black eye while sleeping. TIFU by misidentifying my date TIFU by getting my mom addicted to Pokémon cards TIFU by not exiting the elevator at work. TIFU by being the worlds most awkward customer. TIFU by stealing my neighbours cat TIFU by not double checking my email TIFU by choking on a cinnamon stick while trying to impress a girl TIFU by telling my coworker love ya! TIFU by flirting with my friend and meeting her long-term boyfriend at the worst possible moment
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r TIFU TIFU by accidentally trauma-bonding with my boss’s dog and now he follows me home TIFU. Accidentally went to a networking event for black people… I am white… TIFU by trying to clear ice and accidentally ending up on my neighborhood Facebook group TIFU By Renaming someone’s dog TIFU for not drinking enough water for years TIFU I left my door unlocked for 15mins… TIFU by not wearing sunscreen and getting a rare nerve reaction called “heck’s itch” and having the worst 30 hours of my life. TIFU by not reading the instructions to my iced coffee TIFU by getting my own insurance TIFU by telling a pregnant woman she should drink ginger tea
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r prorevenge where just spam called my year long spam caller Refuse to order meds for my patient? Let me get the wife to yell at you. My Jr high bully ended up massaging my butt Ok Dan, you want to give my number out to strangers? Site Manager calling me nonstop all day every day My neighbor takes up all the parking spaces on the street so I made friends with the birds Local Contractor cannot respect his community. His local community happily returns that disrespect. Want to pass me? Fine, I'll let you pass New management FA by not caring about any prior performace and FO after bringing in the new guy as a replacement. Revenge served cold Steal my commission? Fine enjoy doing my work while I work as a "consultant"
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maliciouscompliance where You like attention do you? Here, let me get you some. Adorable Compliance - "Don't take your head off that pillow!" My Son's Work-around . . . OK Boss, we can try it their way. I will work on THAT Saturday YOU put me on the roster. Working too much, and get the shaft cuzza it Deli Stareoff Will do! A dish pig’s tale RTO or PL Oon Tuesdays, ok "Don't you dare put that in your mouth!"
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He hurt me for years. His chair got what was coming. Karo Syrup and a cold shower??? Probably not a good mix Want your assets back, here you go. The middle finger of universal balance Hope you like bagpipe music! Rude and Don’t Tip? Pay Extra For Bags Text me again, I'll sue for harassment Honey, how do you want me to fold your laundry? How to improve your French and ruin a dishwasher My Dog was the KING of Petty Revenge Enjoy being eight cents poorer
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r TOMC where Yesterday was my birthday, I bought myself a birthday cake and my mom and stepdad ate all of it with their friends who had come over to hangout with them the night before my birthday while I was in my bedroom. They didn't even leave me one slice. Ex left me for another guy, got pregnant, and now wants me back. Bride doesn’t like me and they want me to coordinate the wedding, decorate, and host a bridal shower A blanket saved my marriage I faked being sick for my whole childhood. My brother put me on his life insurance and not his wife My wife left me because she is schizophrenic and thought the government was after her. Being a gamer in your 40's is really, well... Lonely. I Took The Most Valuable Pieces of Jewelry from My Grandmother's Collection I finally hit $100k+ salary and I'm miserable
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r TOMC where Since no one in my life seemed to care that I graduated college, I’ll tell a bunch of strangers online I switched phones with my girlfriend for 24 hours. She lasted 3 hours before begging to switch back. My fiancé made a split-second decision that has cost me a year of my life, and I’m furious My mother-in-law stole my spot in my family vacation and I'm secretly pretty happy about it. my husband told me something about our friend's relationship and now i don't know what to do lied about loving hiking now im shredded My wife who's been gaining weight called the movie Wall-E "fatphobic" My Husband and I Lost our Business. Being homeless has shown me people are evil. Update: My cousin's mad I don't want to date her cheater friend.
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