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  • Bitch Bible Classics: Sister Act!

    Bitch Bible Classics: Sister Act!

    · Bitch Bible

    Jackie is joined by her sister to reminisce on problematic child behavior, Alex McCord and a bunch of other shit Jackie can't remember because she doesn't use an outline.

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  • Living on a Main Road

    Living on a Main Road

    · Bitch Bible

    Jackie gets an NAD+ injection and discovers the connection between hair extensions and brain worms.

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  • Triple Axel, Untouched

    Triple Axel, Untouched

    · Bitch Bible

    Jackie hurls a fellatory insult at a woman standing in her parking spot, has a romantic encounter with her Uber driver, and reveals her idea for a shit talking Socratic seminar of a birthday party.

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  • Right On Time

    Right On Time

    · Bitch Bible

    Jackie celebrates the glory of Kate Hudson, discusses side hustles and the perfect Deluxe Martini recipe, and writes Clyde a beautifully poignant email.

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  • Jacqueline of Indian Wells

    Jacqueline of Indian Wells

    · Bitch Bible

    Jackie was feeling joyous and effervescent this weekend when she recorded a banger of an episode, but due to computer issues that episode is gone forever, and now Jackie is feeling REAL bitchy.

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  • Fiscal & Feisty

    Fiscal & Feisty

    · Bitch Bible

    Jackie is joined by the one and only Max Bronner to discuss living in a deficit, Trader Joe's Tomato Leaf candles, and Jackie's trauma dump.

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  • Bitch Bible Classics: Roses Are Red...

    Bitch Bible Classics: Roses Are Red...

    · Bitch Bible

    Jackie embodies a modern day Shakespeare with some freestyle poetry, an homage to Alex McCord and why she might sue Jeff Bezos.

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  • Microannoying

    Microannoying

    · Bitch Bible

    Jackie presents a Meghan Markle case study, decides to travel to Paris in economy as a woman of the people, and explains why kids should smoke.

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  • Oriental Rug?

    Oriental Rug?

    · Bitch Bible

    Jackie welcomes Zachariah and Jonathan from the Camp Counselors Podcast to talk about decorating trends, tootling, home ownership, and to perform t.A.T.u's 2002 smash hit "All the Things She Said".

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  • We're Tapping, We're Tapping

    We're Tapping, We're Tapping

    · Bitch Bible

    Jackie has been in a very pleasant mood recently, so it's time to let out some pent up bitchiness, get off the Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni merry-go-round, and introduce the world to Jerrika.

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  • Evil Whiperer

    Evil Whiperer

    · Bitch Bible

    Jackie's recording on Valentine's Day and describes her solo outing with Clyde at the Cheesecake Factory, and runs into a young Jeffrey Dahmer at the Build a Bear Workshop.

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  • Bitch Bible Classics: Monster Masterclass

    Bitch Bible Classics: Monster Masterclass

    · Bitch Bible

    Jackie goes back to basics and teaches a masterclass on leading with your inner psycho. She fine tunes her betrayal course of action plan and recounts the time her husband c*ck blocked her from Harry Styles.

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  • Let Them.

    Let Them.

    · Bitch Bible

    A very special Super Bowl episode - Jackie discusses Kendrick Lamar's flawless half time show, the strange pairing of testosterone and too much food, and of course Taylor Swift.

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  • Be Brief, Be Bright, Be Gone

    Be Brief, Be Bright, Be Gone

    · Bitch Bible

    Jackie discusses falling in, and then quickly out of, love with a piano, compliments and critiques the Grammy's fashion, performances, and bangs, and ponders the difference between donkey and doggy style at a dinner party.

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  • Respected, Not Relevant

    Respected, Not Relevant

    · Bitch Bible

    Jackie is nursing a hangover, but bravely pushes through to talk about her role as a trophy wife at Grammy’s Parties, give a controversial take on Ryan Reynolds, and discuss renovating her guest room which has led to her recent embrace of prison pink.

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  • Introducing: Horoscope Weekly with Aliza Kelly

    Introducing: Horoscope Weekly with Aliza Kelly

    · Bitch Bible

    Join Aliza Kelly every Monday as she decodes the latest astrological events and provides detailed, personalized horoscopes from Aries to Pisces, with forecasts for love, career, health, and personal growth. Get ready to embark on a cosmic adventure and find out what the universe has in store for you. Horoscope Weekly is an OpenMind Original powered by PAVE Studios.

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  • Minimalist Dream

    Minimalist Dream

    · Bitch Bible

    Jackie addresses her follicular-debris inspired divorce post on Instagram, praises the artistic masterpiece that is RHOSLC, and discusses the most recent developments in the Blake Lively/Justin Baldoni saga.

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  • Bitch Bible Classics: Are Balls Webbed?

    Bitch Bible Classics: Are Balls Webbed?

    · Bitch Bible

    Jackie enters another dangerous stream of consciousness after learning about her astrological chart. She discusses the atrocity of gender reveals, Chris Evans penis, and her new found wellness journey with an unexpected cameo from husband Andrew live from the doghouse!

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  • Spread Joy, Not Embers

    Spread Joy, Not Embers

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    Jackie roasts the RHOSLC reunion looks, yells at a racist man at the farmer’s market, and lets you know why the TikTok ban just isn’t that important.

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  • With Hate, Jackie

    With Hate, Jackie

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    Jackie kicks off the new year by continuing her Justin Baldoni/Blake Lively investigation, roasting the Golden Globes red carpet, and sharing her highly anticipated 2025 Ins and Outs.

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