Episodes
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Bethany's finally back and Zee is as surly as ever. Buckle up, kids & let the shenanigans commence! This week's topics include: In true white woman fashion Madonna wants credit for something she didn't pioneer, Why being the bigger person is a scam, Men not knowing how to "court" women... and even SKETCHERS wants nothing to do with that crazy man. The Ladies also discuss how teaching people how to treat you starts at home... clearly Jewish people learned a lesson Black folk did not.
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Another week, another pod! Bethany's still out, so Super Freaky Grandpa Kenny joins Z for another installment of sh*ts, giggles, and shenanigans! This week's topics include: Yung Joc tells the entire internet how bad it really is over in the trap, Tobe & "Fat" frolic in front of more gazebos in the name of Black love, Men are still lying about not ejaculating from fellatio, The girls are still tussling over ethical consumption of fast fashion, The Student Loan Forgiveness application just dropped like a mixtape and... that crazy man continues to yell ignorantly into the abyss and we just KNOW his mama is rolling over in her grave.
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Another week, another long ass episode... and you're welcome. Bethany is taking a week off, so Z brought along some very handsome friends. Buckle up, hoes... it's podding time! This weeks topics include: Sister Sister is divorcing her mister, Kanye and his white lives all belong in an asylum, Yankee Candle reviews are predicting a new Covid surge, Is "ghosting" clear communication?, and... the High Vibrational High Priestess continues to embarrass her "clients" under the guise of self help. Please God... send the floods!
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The Girls are back in town! Zee is a new woman and Bethany is just trying to keep up. This week's topics include: Nick's sugar baby nix's the idea of a night nurse, The girls are J-Setting down at the PWI's, Hov's little NFL Negro Diversity Program may have finally cracked the code, and... you niglets knew exactly what Caresha meant by "The Black Oprah". Dirty Laundry also gets pretty... colorful this week. So strap in w/ ya strap-on's and lets roll, friends! It's time for some shit's giggles & shenanigans.
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The Ladies are back and chile... just call us Wale. Because this is A Podcast About Nothing, Really. Zee's mental health is in the toilet & Beth is just trying to keep the peace. This week's topics are: The facially challenged now have aesthetic requirements for the club, The Little Mermaids' land nigga makes a joke about MLK that somehow reveals his own internalized antiblackness, Jonathan Kirk further proves men are the new groupies and... we don't know what's going on with Nia's husband, but any nigga that cheats on Nina Mosley deserves piss in his coffee every morning.
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Zee is finally out of that man's face and back behind the mic & Bethany's finding straight love in the gay club... strap in, kids! Your favorite podcast for sh*ts, giggles and shenanigans is ON one today! This weeks topics include: Willie Norwood Jr. & his projector have had ENOUGH of those white wimmenz shit, Nikima Nodge is still putting on her clown outfit to go down to the local college and kiki with the young girls, No-sex-appeal-Neyo continues to be a platypussy... and yalls sordid savior Mr. West needs a vocabulary lesson - because if slavery was a "choice", so was signing a white mans contract in the year of our Lord 2022. We also briefly discuss why men are so easy to rob, give glory to the postpartum goddess that is Rihanna and find out who was the better friend on "Girlfriends".
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Your favorite twosome is back and we seducing and scheming all week! Bethany is on duty & Zee likes a man. F*ck. This weeks topics include: Aries Spears & Tiffany Haddish need their asses beat, Glorilla continues to put on for the regular bodied bitches, Chris Rock clearly needs to be slapped again… and would someone please let Hov know that he can’t be Fred Hampton & a raging capitalist at the same time. TYSM!
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It’s another threesome kids! Bethany’s back and so is Uncle Johnny… and they are BOTH working Zee’s last nerve. Buckle up and welcome to the most hilarious show in town! This weeks topics include: The rise & fall of the Artificial Intelligence rapper, Sleepy Joe finally keeps a campaign promise, Irv Gotti is still being a chatty patty and Sukihana continues to be the gift that keeps on giving! This episode was also brought to you by a very strong sour mash whiskey so… blame the colonies.
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Bethany's absent... Kenny's back... and Zeryus didn't fight anyone. Yay for small blessing! This weeks topics include: Black people continue to prove misogynoir isn't just a Black man's sport as they rally to get a Black woman fired, The Bible Belt's Abortion Bans continue to penalize people with uteri, Tevin Campbell joins Shawntae & Dana in the light, "Free Lunch" in America is now obsolete, and... the same people concerned about Chrisean's wellbeing are also raising their sons to fight women because cognitive dissonance is REAL, baby!
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Bethany's back... so is Zee's red wig... and someone my or may not be in the kitchen frying bacon. Idk, just press PLAY! This weeks topics include: The CDC is treating the American public like ungrateful kids, Taylor Swift continues in the traditions of her ancestors by stealing from Black folks, The Breakfast Club is on its last leg, The internet proves men not-so-secretly yearn to beat women, and... the state of Georgia gives one gun toting nigga an "outstanding citizen" award as they simultaneously throw the book at another. Because who cares about making sense anymore?
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Bethany’s out of the office and Zeryus’ guest brought penis. Buckle up, kids! It’s gonna be a wang, dang doodle! This weeks topics include: Irv Gotti gives us more proof that men don’t deserve nice things, Kelis’ milkshake has been removed from the shelves, Will somebody please lock Mystikal up and throw away the key?, Justice for Monica Lewinsky and… if FAMU takes that girls degree? We will RIOT!
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Bethany's a flake... Zee is naked... and who knew the "F" in FDA stood for "farmaceutical"??? Certainly not us! This weeks topics include: Taylor Swift is killing the planet, The Queen of BallroomHipHopR&BPopSoul has come to reclaim her throne, The resurgence of Monkeypox & Polio are proof we are truly in our last days, Already rich n*ggas are proving Zeryus right by buying up all the Mega Millions tickets, The pale faces are turning actual slave quarters into luxurious AirBnB's and... Kelis rightfully gathers Pharrell, Chad & King Bey about her things.
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Bethany can't breathe... Zeryus is BIG confused... and Kevin Samuels is still dead as a f*cking doornail. Welcome back! This weeks topics include: Desus & Mero prove the brand is no longer brolic, DVSN & Nick Cannon have never seen a dictionary in their lives, Kylie's a "climate criminal", Pink Sauce & Spicy Bowls reveal just how dumb the general population really is and... let's bring back calling ugly people UGLY! Because there is NO reason yall should think Lil Baby is anywhere near "cute".
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Welcome BYKE! The Ladies are joined by a very special guest, it's Bethany's birthday and Z continues to overshare... but what else is new? Brought to you by big sisters & big fishbowls - this weeks topics include: The Grandberry Bros. & their antics are getting lamer by the day, ATL has at least 2 more high profile R.I.C.O cases dropping, Twitter niggas are still a different breed and... we stand with the credit repair scamming lady! Our good sis promised results and she DELIVERT! Free the goat.
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Zeryus is back from the Bronx... Bethany's getting forgetful in her old age... and Krystal's chili cheese pups still hit like grits! Buckle up, Niglets! This is gonna be one random ass road trip! This weeks topics include: Uncle Clifford & Lil Murda nem are getting WILD down at The Pynk, Kendrick continues to pander @ the BET Awards, Macy Gray & Watch Jazzy got straight women taking L after L, VH1 finally parts ways with an abuser and... what in the fresh hell is "vabbing"?!
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America's going to sh*t kids! Get your passports and stay ready so you don't have to get ready! This weeks topics include: Tyler Perry celebrates slave catchers on Juneteenth, Normani & the girls can't get enough of them some Chris Clown, Mario sings the entire Millennium Tour under a table, the government would rather regulate uteruses than automatic weapons and... straight women, come to the carpet - let's have a quick chat about who's really "The Blueprint".
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Work may suck... and you might have gotten shot at, BUT? At least Beyonce is coming! This weeks topics include: Netflix settles and gives Auntie Mo the BAG, The Supreme Court is likely to overturn "The Miranda Decision, Lisa Raye's D-List ass tries it, ATL says bye-bye to AirBnB's and... leave it up to a fat Black girl to get it right and not complain. Thanks, Lizzo!
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Welcome back niglets! This weeks topics include: Texas is more concerned with drag queens than automatic weapons, Why Lori Harvey & Caresha are the gifts that keep on giving, A young man is unalive at the hands of another man and yall are STILL blaming the woman, and... Santana's old tweets have resurfaced and miss mama's said "aint no apology". Zee and Bethany also open up about their trip down to the ghetto a.k.a The "Legends of the Streetz" Tour, whether or not they're still matching their undergarments and A LOT more! It's a wang-dang-doodle!
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It's Pride Month AND both "Hoochie Daddy" & "Studs with Locs" season... Ladies, throw out a line and catch you a lil sumn! City Girls up all summer! This weeks topics include: The Black Entertainment Network would rather celebrate a white man before Lil Nas X, Sweden says f*ck hospitality, Willy Wonka and that white woman has a nation divided, and. . . some dummy wants his hypothetical daughter to date a Future before a Russell Wilson because "women need to be broke". Hooray.
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We recorded on Z’s birthday and had a lot of technical difficulties… this is what we got - thank us later! Topics include: Z gets passionate about Mr. Morale, Lil Fenty has blessed us with his arrival, Rajan Rondo is an absolute cyst of a person, how drinking/binging on weekends has ties to slavery and... Black women we beg of you - please release yourselves from the shackles of telling and/or showing people how long your hair is! It do not matter.
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