Episodes
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(Warning: Brodie's in a foul mood).
We eat cheese kransky live on the show just in case you didn't know how much we love them...
Petition to bring back the landline and cancel the inbox.
We hear about a brow disaster and HOW ON EARTH IS THAT STILL HAPPENING????
Plus the importance of timing a running poo.
Oh yes! And a Caitlin update! -
Boy oh boy she's a WILD ride this week, just when you think we might be wrapping up fart chat completely hijacks the chat about an hour in and all bets are off from there.
We pay homage to our male listeners.
We learn facts about platypussys (yes we are calling them that) and stoats and cicadas.
We're leaning into curfews and potluck dinners.
We've got a new job idea for Brodie, Gracie gives new meaning to a hot dog and quite frankly we're deceased at this point.
But then we die a little more when we learn the true meaning of Benedict.
You may need two goes at this. LOL. -
Can you remember the time the nation sold out of Potato Pom-poms? We didn't either but best you believe it's to do with Food in a Minute!
And how do you define the "D" in long distance relationships?
We have grand master plans and an update on The Commune.
We give ourselves a slap for how much we get in our heads about our bodies.
And we attempt to ban key beeps. -
Best believe there's a campaign to bring back Food in a Minute (we've brought back Nickelback so why not bring back the best jingle and TV segment ever?)
Someone may or may not have a boyfriend but we're all completely relaxed about it...
There's also a petition for green ribbons in the hair for all the single ladies in all future running events - this comes from the last remaining single host.
Caitlin has a mouth tape update and Gracie wishes she had tape on when Otis spewed in her mouth.
And cheese kransky straight from the fridge? Discuss. -
Brodie’s off on her well-deserved cruise so we invited Megan Papas to chat.
Caitlin is all about reality TV and tells us what she’s eyeing up next to watch.
Megan plays oracle and gives advice to all of our lovely listeners.
And my oh my, Gracie shares a story or two of kids really not understanding personal space. -
We get to review Brodie's book Woman Uninterrupted which is out this week. Can you bloody believe it (at all good bookstores lovelies!)?!
We really deep dive Selling Sunset and it's absolute cooked-ness (if it's possible to deep dive this, um, type of show).
When you "dump" your photos, are they genuinely dumped? Or are they supposed to look dumped but are in fact carefully curated?
The types of cars that give us the ick.
Frank's potty mouth (but cute).
And should we be scrubbing our bumbs? -
This week Gracie is a good samaritan and in being one reveals a truly effective survival pack.
We have further evidence the tramp stamp is back, and we relish again in bringing Nickelback back.
The customer is in fact always right - especially at Coffee Culture Merivale.
Not only has Brodie quit men - she's close to quitting typed messages altogether in favour of the voice memo.
Caitlin is HAPPY.
We end on pistachio nuts and paper towels and vomiting celebrities. -
You heard it here first (ok you probably didn't but come along on the ride anyway). Nickelback is absolutely back. An extremely strong case is presented.
Then, we hear great news that lower back tattoos are rising from the ashes out the top of our jeans again and it's a day to celebrate.
Someone actually admits they're getting excited for a cruise...
Gracie is confronted with ants and is told not to muck around with the little devils.
And, if you had a warning label, what would it say?
Berocca MIND supports alertness and brain function. Always read the label and follow the directions for use. Dietary supplements are not a replacement for a balanced diet. Bayer New Zealand Limited, Auckland. -
Caitlin's back from four nights in Queenstown and best you believe her life carries the show today.
Nothing quite like a romantic night cooking by yourself...right???
Brodie absolutely will offend anyone with a personalised plate this week.
Caitlin offends my mum and your mum and all mums.
Gracie has a night out and absolutely bloody loves it.
And Brian, if you read this, get in the bin. -
This week, you will lose and gain brain cells in the same episode or a money-back guarantee.
There's a new book for book club...
Brodie tries to explain something about maps and countries and then Caitlin jumps in with the percentage chance of rain and this is where we may lose you.
But we'll bring you back for famous people pick up lines, riding solo at a concert, and the relevance of bay leaves.
Then there are heads in holes and Von Dutch trucker caps. -
This week we are still frothing over the Olympics, and in particular we froth (again) over the women and the continued and long-overdue rise in equality in sport.
We get a review of It Ends with Us and Caitlin reckons the movie is better than the book which is a big call!
Brodie's into ice baths and saunas and Strava for ALL the right reasons.
Tegan's got no time for the creeps in her inbox.
And, we end on a high, going from cottage cheese to brown noise. You know we don't like to leave anything out. -
Here's a podcast I'm wrapping my earholes around! On Easter Monday 2021, police were called to the home of a successful professional couple in the affluent Auckland suburb of Remuera. They found the body of Pauline Hanna.
In his emergency call, her husband, Philip Polkinghorne, said she killed herself. Sixteen months later he was charged with her murder. As this podcast is released, he's currently on trial at the High Court in Auckland.
Stuff's groundbreaking series returns to take you inside the Polkinghorne trial: Hear the witnesses, follow the evidence, wait for the verdict. -
You better believe we're still obsessed with the Olympics - and you better believe we're furious at the treatment of Algerian boxer Imane Khelif.
Gracie has some amazing advice for mothers and it came to her at 3am in the morning.
Caitlin gives us a health lesson about something that you won't want to be eating for.
Brodie proves her age and you'll never unhear it... -
You best believe we dissect every orifice of the Olympics including amputated fingers and pool lifeguards.
Do yourselves a favour and take a little moment out of your day to have a hoon through your phone contacts and see what you can find...
Caitlin shares some amazing stories from her travels to Africa.
We carry out a gag reflex test, and we have an Olympic special "would you rather". -
FOUR girls in one studio - what could possibly go wrong?!
We are stoked to welcome Abbie Chatfield - host of Australia's FBoy Island and all-round media queen.
We break down fuckboys, sexism in the workplace and what makes a good boyfriend.
We also get fizzed about what we'd rather be doing at the Olympics that's not sport...
There's talk of potato chips and butt plugs too. -
Brodie shares some birthday lessons with Tegan - they're turning 38 and 28 respectively this week!
Gracie is working on a new mantra - protecting her peace. We're absolutely here for it.
WHY DID OUR PARENTS GIVE US BANGS WITH A BOB WHEN WE WERE YOUNG? (Yes we are yelling)
We learn about the fart walk.
And we possibly spend slightly too long talking about creams but roll with it. -
Tegan and Gracie drive the pod this week while Brodie is having some much-needed rest due to sickness.
No new mantras but Tegan gives us a few more quotes, Gracie lets us in on her witching hour from 5-7pm, and this Friday Gracie gets a night out!
Couldn't miss a few social trends like looking 'reem' from Joey Essex, pruning, and the signs your body is rejecting your job.
Remember you can always get in touch with us on social or at [email protected] -
We discuss the latest trend of rawdogging flights and you won't die wondering what we think about it...
Tegan lost an auction, climbed the Mount for the first time and has a new mantra.
Gracie's operating on 3 hours sleep, is grieving the loss of Charlotte the Stingray and nailed a seafood chowder at the weekend.
Brodie appreciates "Tegan's Truth Serum" and thinks we should sometimes be a bit more honest with our friends.
Plus, our first Dose of Wisdom thanks to our friends at Life and Unichem Pharmacies - and she's a ripper! -
We have our Gracie back! She shares the ups and downs of bringing her beautiful baby boy Otis into the world.
How could we not discuss the hawk tuah girl?
Plus some excellent hangover survival tips and middle-of-the-year mental health gems.
Listen here to the Kiwi Yarns episode with Sir John Kirwan, who has more mental health tips.
And if you'd like to sponsor Brodie's Dry July effort with Team Berocca, here's the link:
https://www.dryjuly.co.nz/users/brodie-kane - Show more
