Episodes

  • Spooky season is upon us, and a special mystery falls at the feet of our Murder Mavens. This one takes them somewhere unexpected: The Mauve Mule, a bewitching establishment for a more...adult clientele. What's really going on under all the glitz and glamor? Stay tuned...

    Our Patreon patrons are getting an eyeful of the completely artistic and amazing marketing content Cassie put together for The Mauve Mule, as well as a map of the Mule interior. Check us out over at patreon.com/lovelycraftians and see the splendor for yourself.

    Mondays are Macabre Monday over on Twitch, where one of the Lovelies hosts a horror game and the rest of us "help." Miss one of those streams? Never you fear, because we're posting them over on our YouTube channel now! Follow and subscribe for notifications.

    CREDITS

    "Friends Like These" by Adam from Multiclass Theater at 0:00.

    "Acoustic/Folk Instrumental" by David Hyde at 2:20. Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 3.0.

    "Hustle" by Peyruis at 30:03. Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 3.0.

    "Sexy" by Benjamin Tissot at 36:32.

  • The Mavens have a new case: an internal investigation that seems...off. Meanwhile, Muriel's dreams seem just a touch too real, and Lulu's brush with an outer god lingers yet, ever watchful.

    **Content Warning** This mystery contains references to self-harm and suicide, though things are so rarely as they seem. Listener discretion is advised. If you or someone you know is struggling with their mental health, please know you're not alone. There are resources and people out there who can help. For info on crisis support and prevention, we recommend the International Association for Suicide Prevention at iasp.info.

    CREDITS

    Dan Berry, narrator and available for voice work!

    "Are You With Us" by Wontolla at 0:03.

    "Friends Like These" by Adam from Multiclass Theater at 3:49.

    "Labyrinth of Lost Dreams" by Darren Curtis at 20:14. Licensed under Creative Commons 3.0.

    "Cool Vibes" and "Half Mystery" by Kevin MacLeod at 25:06 and 41:03 (respectively). Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International.

    "Affirmations" by Scott Buckley at 33:32. Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International.

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    Nothing bad ever happened from sticking your head through a portal hidden behind a fake wall in a sketchy gated community's garden shed, right? Seems Lulu is about to learn that for herself. Answers lie ahead, but will the Murder Mavens like them? And what will they cost in the long run? Stay tuned...

    CREDITS

    "Friends Like These" by Adam from Multiclass Theater at 0:00.

    "Interloper" and "Tenebrous Brothers Carnival - Prelude" by Kevin MacLeod at 2:57 and 27:36 (respectively). Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International.

    "The crypt," "Profiler," and "Haunted" by Nicolas Jeudy at 8:08, 46:02, and 57:23 (respectively). Dark Fantasy Studio, 2015.

    "Machina" and "The Illusionist" by Scott Buckley at 20:36 and 35:23 (respectively). Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International.

  • Something fowl is happening in Middlemoore, and the Murder Mavens track down the HOA president to get more info.

    Want to know more about the changes coming to the Lovelies this season? We have a free post on our Patreon that goes over everything you can expect! Well, game-wise, anyway. There are still mysteries afoot...

    CREDITS

    "Friends Like These" by Adam from Multiclass Theater at 0:00.

    "Front Porch Sitter" by Jason Shaw at 10:37. Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 3.0.

    "Behind the door," "The crypt," and "The myst" by Nicolas Jeudy at 18:40, 36:15, and 40:53 (respectively). Dark Fantasy Studio, 2015.

    "Murder of Crow" by Ben Hansen at 46:16. Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International.

  • Petty larceny seems less and less petty as the Murder Mavens chase down leads in the secluded suburb of Middlemoore.

    Want to know more about the changes coming to the Lovelies this season? We have a free post on our Patreon that goes over everything you can expect! Well, game-wise, anyway. There are still mysteries afoot...

    CREDITS

    Dan Berry, narrator and available for voice work!

    "Friends Like These" by Adam from Multiclass Theater at 0:00.

    "The Illusionist" by Scott Buckley at 3:35. Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International.

    "Sequenced Envelope Experiment" by TeknoAXE at 9:03. Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International.

    "Hidden Gods" by Nick Froud at 17:41. Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International.

    "Wild West" by ZitronSound at 27:50. Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 3.0.

    "Lost Data" by Electronic Senses at 38:40. Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 3.0.

    "Escape" and "Under My Bed" by Nicolas Jeudy at 1:11:46 and 1:13:57 (respectively). Dark Fantasy Studio, 2015.

  • The Murder Mavens are on the case--er...chase? A neighborhood is plagued by seemingly petty vandalism, but why would something like that cross Gordie's desk?

    Want to know more about the changes coming to the Lovelies this season? We have a free post on our Patreon that goes over everything you can expect! Well, game-wise, anyway. There are still mysteries afoot...

    CREDITS

    Dan Berry, narrator and available for voice work!

    "Friends Like These" by Adam from Multiclass Theater at 0:00.

    "Cool Vibes" and "Just Nasty" by Kevin MacLeod at 10:42 and 30:52 (respectively). Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International.

    "Unknown Energy" by Dox at 37:53. Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 3.0.

  • Cora and Gordie have one more Murder Maven to recruit. After a trip down memory lane, the real work begins: convincing them to get back in the game.

    Want to know more about the changes coming to the Lovelies this season? We have a free post on our Patreon that goes over everything you can expect! Well, game-wise, anyway. There are still mysteries afoot...

    CREDITS

    Dan Berry, narrator and available for voice work!

    "Cool Vibes" by Kevin MacLeod at 0:00. Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International.

    "Sunday Smooth" by Scott Buckley at 6:29. Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International.

    "Tension" by Alex Nakarada at 13:05. Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International.

    "Unknown Energy" by Dox at 16:44. Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 3.0.

    "Underglow" by Shane Ivers at 22:37. Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International.

    "Friends Like These" by Adam from Multiclass Theater at 26:52.

  • Cora and Gordie stop in on a fellow retiree and Murder Maven. After a trip down memory lane, the real work begins: convincing them to get back in the game.

    Want to know more about the changes coming to the Lovelies this season? We have a free post on our Patreon that goes over everything you can expect! Well, game-wise, anyway. There are still mysteries afoot...

    CREDITS

    Dan Berry, narrator and available for voice work!

    "Wild West" by ZitronSound at 12:22. Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 3.0.

    "BossaBossa" and "Bossa Antigua" by Kevin MacLeod at 14:39. Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International.

    "Friends Like These" by Adam from Multiclass Theater at 25:56.

  • Retirement is not all it's cracked up to be, as Cora Gray is finding out. A visit from a familiar face offers a break from the quiet day-to-day, but she'll need more help if she's to solve the mysteries ahead.

    Want to know more about the changes coming to the Lovelies this season? We have a free post on our Patreon that goes over everything you can expect! Well, game-wise, anyway. There are still mysteries afoot...

    CREDITS

    Dan Berry, narrator and available for voice work!

    "Glow" and "Cicadas" by Scott Buckley at 0:00 and 6:58 (respectively). Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International.

    "Running Waters" by Jason Shaw at 14:53. Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 3.0.

    "Friends Like These" by Adam from Multiclass Theater at 19:03.

  • Six months after the ritual.

    ~

    For my Lovelies: Ashley, Sade, and Samantha.

    For our friends:

    Steve Winchell as News Anchor ChipJess M. from Ballad of the Seven Dice as News Anchor JaimeSam Silvers as News Anchor Lois O'Neill

    We'll be on hiatus for a while, so be sure to follow our socials to find out what we're up to! We will be back, don't you worry.

  • In order for one to rise, another must fall. Are Casey, Esther, and Glenn strong enough to do what's necessary, or will the Drowned God awaken?

    Sincerest thank you to our villains and friends who were amazing enough to guest star on this episode:

    Mike from Multiclass Theater as the God of a Thousand FacesSeth Mahon as Jacob Jones

    We're going to be at Save Against Fear in York, PA on October 8th-9th! In person! With our actual skin suits! Come see us and support a great cause.

    Had questions along the way? Dying to know something specific about our lore? Bring your questions to our Discord server, and we'll be answering them in a live Q&A on our Twitch channel on October 20th at 7pm CDT.

    CREDITS

    "Anticipation" by David Fesliyan at 0:37.

    "Pitch Black," "Trust Me," "Demon at the Door," "Ancien Ceremony," "The Story Behind Her Smile," and "Mourning Day" by Nicolas Jeudy at 4:59, 7:09, 09:05, 11:16, 18:32 and 35:07 (respectively). Dark Fantasy Studio, 2015.

    "Machina," "Goliath," and "The Restoration" by Scott Buckley at 21:18, 27:03, and 45:23 (respectively). Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International.

  • What lies beyond the ritual chamber doors? And are our heroes strong enough to not just see it, but to see it through to the end? Are you?

    Sincerest thank you to our villains and friends who were amazing enough to guest star on this episode:

    Matt Surges as Robert JudgeMike from Multiclass Theater as the God of a Thousand FacesSeth Mahon as Jacob Jones

    We're going to be at Save Against Fear in York, PA on October 8th-9th! In person! With our actual skin suits! Come see us and support a great cause.

    Had questions along the way? Dying to know something specific about our lore? Bring your questions to our Discord server, and we'll be answering them in a live Q&A on our Twitch channel once the finale is wrapped up.

    CREDITS

    "Crinoline Dreams" and "Clash Defiant" by Kevin MacLeod at 0:01:47 and 0:51:57 (respectively). Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International.

    "Basement" and "Out of Body" by by Nicolas Jeudy at 0:06:55 and 0:37:18 (respectively). Dark Fantasy Studio, 2015.

    "Executioner" by Alexander Nakarada at 0:13:44. Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International.

    "Goliath" by Scott Buckley at 23:14. Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International.

    "Good Day to Die" by Miguel Johnson at 0:30:24. Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 3.0.

    "Hidden Gods" by Nick Froud at 0:40:17.

    "Revenge" by Keosz at 0:44:24. Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International.

    "The Dusty Attic" by Erik Margolin at 0:46:29. Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 3.0.

    "Anticipation" by David Fesliyan at 1:02:57.

  • Is it really a party if you're not squaring off with outer gods and doing a cheeky bit of murder? The Spooky Crew infiltrates The Judge Foundation's 130th anniversary party with the help of some truly amazing guests:

    Emma as Interdimensional Relations Agent ThelmaMattxdesign as our Foundation Security AgentMatt Surges as Robert JudgeMike from Multiclass Theater as the God of a Thousand FacesTaylor from ChasmQuest as Clay Harper

    We're going to be at Save Against Fear in York, PA on October 8th-9th! In person! With our actual skin suits! Come see us and support a great cause.

    Had questions along the way? Dying to know something specific about our lore? Bring your questions to our Discord server, and we'll be answering them in a live Q&A on our Twitch channel once the finale is wrapped up.

    CREDITS

    "Crinoline Dreams," "Lobby Time," "Boss Antigua" and "Cool Vibes" by Kevin MacLeod at 0:01:33, 0:11:20, 0:30:21, and 0:41:20 (respectively). Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International.

    "Sunday Smooth" by Scott Buckley at 25:11. Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International.

    "Anticipation" by David Fesliyan at 0:46:37.

    "The Attic" by Nicolas Jeudy at 1:00:47. Dark Fantasy Studio, 2015.

  • It's the party of the century, and what's a party without some crashers? The Spooky Crew infiltrates The Judge Foundation's 130th anniversary party with the help of some truly amazing guests:

    Seth Mahon as Jacob JonesDiana from Multiclass Theater as Field Agent Mina MurrayMike from Multiclass Theater as the Crawling Chaos themselfMattxdesign as our Foundation Security AgentLucas from Ballad of the Seven Dice as forever intern Nelvin BlandTaylor from ChasmQuest as Clay Harper

    We're going to be at Save Against Fear in York, PA on October 6th-9th! In person! With our actual skin suits! Come see us and support a great cause.

    Had questions along the way? Dying to know something specific about our lore? Bring your questions to our Discord server, and we'll be answering them in a live Q&A on our Twitch channel once the finale is wrapped up.

    CREDITS

    "Faster Does It," "Just Nasty," "Crinoline Dreams," "Come Play with Me," and "George Street Shuffle" by Kevin MacLeod at 0:01:50, 0:19:57, 0:38:57, 1:05:43, and 1:23:50 (respectively). Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International.

    "Unknown Energy" by Dox at 0:09:21. Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 3.0.

    "Tension" by Alexander Nakarada at 0:27. Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International.

    "Retro Wave" by Aries Beats at 1:14:14.

  • In Glenn's own words, "Now the big question: Are we leaving or staying?"

    For more information about how you can help and tips for keeping yourself safe in these post-Roe v Wade times, go to https://lovelycraftians.com/post-roe-resources.

    CREDITS

    "Tension" by Alexander Nakarada at 0:27. Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International.

    "Filaments" by Scott Buckley at 19:52. Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International.

  • The procession of friends and family through the safehouse continues as the Spooky Crew resolves themselves to what comes next. Featuring guest star Seth Mahon!

    For more information about how you can help and tips for keeping yourself safe in these post-Roe v Wade times, go to https://lovelycraftians.com/post-roe-resources.

    CREDITS

    "Machina" and "The Restoration" by Scott Buckley at 0:41 and 41:23 (respectively). Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International.

    "Stay the Course" by Kevin MacLeod at 6:41. Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International.

    "Labyrinth of Lost Dreams" by Darren Curtis at 18:43. Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 3.0.

    "Unknown Energy" by Dox at 27:53. Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 3.0.

    "Tension" by Alexander Nakarada at 32:05. Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International.

    "Lost Data" by Electronic Senses at 50:23. Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 3.0.

    "Forgotten" by Whitesand at 51:41. Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 3.0.

  • The Spooky Crew's family shows up at the safe house, leading to tough conversations and offers to leave.

    For more information about how you can help and tips for keeping yourself safe in these post-Roe v Wade times, go to https://lovelycraftians.com/post-roe-resources.

    CREDITS

    "Machina" and "Filaments" by Scott Buckley at 1:53 and 24:55 (respectively). Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International.

    "Dead Roses" and "The Evil Inside" by Nicolas Jeudy at 15:43 and 44:16 (respectively). Dark Fantasy Studio, 2015.

    "Labyrinth of Lost Dreams" by Darren Curtis at 22:21. Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 3.0.

    "Murder of Crows" by Ben Hansen at 42:08. Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International.

  • The real world is reaching out, eagerly, to the sequestered Spooky Crew.

    CREDITS

    "Tenebrous Brothers Carnival - Prelude" and "Bassa Island Game Loop" by Kevin MacLeod at 0:30 and 9:23 (respectively). Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International.

    "Machina" by Scott Buckley at 11:30. Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International.

    "Underglow" by Shane Ivers at 32:07. Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International.

    "Murder of Crows" by Ben Hansen at 45:01. Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International.

    "Labyrinth of Lost Dreams" by Darren Curtis at 52:25. Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 3.0.

  • Esther's absence didn't go unnoticed, and her return is met with a very disapproving Daddy Glenn. But will his disapproval be enough to overcome her convictions?

    CREDITS

    "Machina," "The Restoration," and "Filaments" by Scott Buckley at 0:40, 16:49, and 22:56 (respectively). Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International.

    "Demon at the Door" and "Deadline" by Nicolas Jeudy at 7:03 and 9:49 (respectively). Dark Fantasy Studio, 2015.

    "Sad Emotional Piano" by DS Productions at 28:31.