Episodes
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Listeners, your wishes are coming true! After much excitement surrounding our Ice Planet Barbarians break during American Halloween Story, we bring to you, “diktok: the podcast in which we read and discuss romance novels recommended to us by TikTok.” Listen and subscribe on your favorite podcatcher for new episodes every Wednesday.
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And now, the riveting conclusion! Our hosts are released from their pool prison and forced to recount the horrors of American Horror Story seasons 3 and 10. How did they find it? We're sure you're dying to find out.
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Missing episodes?
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WE FINALLY DID IT! Welcome to the end of American Horror Story: Double Feature.
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Deadlines are difficult beasts to contend with - but we plunge on into the waning episodes of this season!
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Ryan Murphy really thinks he's doing something here.
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The second half of Double Feature is so bad, we don't even have to comment.
... But of course we still will
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And we end the first half of Season 10 with a…
Well it’s a…
Hmm...
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Ryan Murphy brings us yet another traumatic sex scene, many murders, and the worst prop gun in the studio TWICE!
True Horror. Fake Crime.
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Subpar screenwriter Harry has taken a pill to make him into even more of an asshole. Alma Dean is a little snitch, and the only mystical thing about P-town is its blenders.
True Horror. Fake Crime.
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In the midst of this Halloween captivity, the ladies have decided they’re tired of not being topical. Welcome to American Horror Story Season 10: Double Feature.
True Horror. Fake Crime.
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We interrupt your regularly scheduled AHS to bring you a very special byproduct of our own imprisonment...
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WE DID IT!!!!!
True Horror. Fake Crime.
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We’re finally at 7 wonders time in “Go to Hell,” and believe me, we’re already there.
Someone should have told Ryan Murphy that they didn’t have cameras back in 1693, but I guess we’ll suspend our disbelief again. Cordelia learns that the power has been in her all along, but needs a supernatural power to tell her that Fiona is trying to kill everyone. Catfight! Between Hazy Day and Madison, and the girls finally grow a pair.
So brace yourself for another October of ice cold pool water and the real torture...Season 3 of American Horror Story!
True Horror. Fake Crime.
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Even from this pool we realize we need to “Protect the Coven,” cause these dumb witches ain’t gonna do it.
FINALLY we find out what happened to Queenie, and surprise! She’s gotten into S&M. LuLaRoe has clearly not crunched the numbers on all this torture, and Zoe and Kyle won free tickets to Epcot???
So brace yourself for another October of ice cold pool water and the real torture...Season 3 of American Horror Story!
True Horror. Fake Crime.
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We now reach the entire reason this season was made. Welcome to “The Magical Delights of Stevie Nicks.”
So brace yourself for another October of ice cold pool water and the real torture...Season 3 of American Horror Story!
True Horror. Fake Crime.
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This episode is just called Head. If you know, you know.
Fiona is Laveau team up, which is what this season should have been all along. A melon baller plays a starring role. Spirituals cure racism, which is why there are no racists in America. And the house finally gets a puppy!
So brace yourself for another October of ice cold pool water and the real torture...Season 3 of American Horror Story!
True Horror. Fake Crime.
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https://www.patreon.com/namelessdeadpodcast
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THE SACRED pleaseTAKEusawayfromhere
Young witches hang out under overpasses at night for fun. Religion is bad and abusive mothers are a must. Everyone is the new Supreme, and everyone has been brought back from the dead.
So brace yourself for another October of ice cold pool water and the real torture...Season 3 of American Horror Story!
True Horror. Fake Crime.
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For the record, NOBODY WHO COMES BACK FROM THE DEAD SEEMS TO BE OKAY!
Is LuLaRoe racist or is everyone else? Fiona’s hooking up with a ghost/pedophile/voyeur, and Zoe, Madison, and Kyle are now a thruple. Everyone is making the best decisions possible!
So brace yourself for another October of ice cold pool water and the real torture...Season 3 of American Horror Story!
True Horror. Fake Crime.
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https://www.patreon.com/namelessdeadpodcast
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The Axeman Cometh (GROAN)
Ryan Murphy once again clumsily tries to intertwine history with fiction and we meet the Axeman of New Orleans. The witches/Suffragettes of his time were way cooler than our present crew, but surely everything will turn around now that Cordelia has the “sight.”
So brace yourself for another October of ice cold pool water and the real torture...Season 3 of American Horror Story!
True Horror. Fake Crime.
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https://www.patreon.com/namelessdeadpodcast
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Maybe Burn, Witch. Burn!’s flame can heat up these iceberg hosts.
One of LuLaRoe’s daughters is named Borquita! 😂😂😂😂😂
So brace yourself for another October of ice cold pool water and the real torture...Season 3 of American Horror Story!
True Horror. Fake Crime.
namelessdeadpodcast.com
https://www.patreon.com/namelessdeadpodcast
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