Episodes

  • What happens when Friday the 13th collides with back-to-school chaos and wedding dress dreams? On today's River Morning Show, we navigate this uniquely entertaining blend. Starting with Chad's hilarious battle against congestion, affectionately coined as "lung butter," we set a light-hearted tone that transitions beautifully into more heartfelt moments. Hannah's wedding dress shopping story is bound to tug at your heartstrings, filled with unexpected emotions and the joy of finding "the one" thanks to a thoughtful stylist. We then open the floor for listeners to share their own wedding dress tales, celebrating these special moments and the joy of saying "yes to the dress."

    As we continue, the emotional journey of wedding dress shopping takes center stage, with personal anecdotes that range from serendipitous finds to clearance rack treasures. My co-host shares her serendipitous encounter with a dream gown, and we even ponder some of the lesser-known narratives from Noah's Ark. Wrapping up with the innocent humor of a three-year-old's prayers, we shift gears to celebrate the weekend and various national days, including National Positive Thinking Day and National Peanut Day. Join us for a mix of laughter, heartfelt stories, and whimsical musings that will leave you smiling all weekend long. Tune in live every weekday morning on 104.9 the River in Columbus, Ohio, or online at riverradio.com.

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  • Did you know that societal pressures can make wedding planning as hilarious as it is stressful? Join us as Hannah recounts her side-splitting couch mishap and the whirlwind of her recent engagement. We share practical and humorous wedding budgeting tips, including a unique donut-themed meal idea, and delve into what it takes to navigate the maze of wedding decisions. Plus, discover the secret behind Jacqueline Pierce's impressive 102-year life span—spoiler: it involves golf!

    Get ready for an intriguing stroll through the history of wedding traditions with Josh, Chad, and Hannah. From the fascinating origins of engagement rings and wedding cakes to marveling at the world's priciest weddings and lucky Roman wedding days, we’ve got you covered. Hannah shares her engagement story, and listeners call in with their most unique and charming proposal tales. To top it all off, we unwrap the shocking news of Wendy's stealing the Krabby Patty recipe, promising an exciting new menu that’ll have Spongebob fans buzzing!

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  • Can stretching actually be your ticket to a longer life? Join us on this episode of the River Morning Show Podcast as we uncover how flexibility might just be the ultimate secret to longevity. We’ll also indulge your taste buds with quirky food updates, including Krispy Kreme’s new Dr Pepper Kickoff Donut and an intriguing Chipotle lip gloss collaboration. Plus, Chick-fil-A is stepping into unexpected territory with a brand-new streaming service—tune in to get the full scoop.

    Have you ever faced your fears head-on? Listen to Sophie’s inspiring journey of tackling anxiety and overcoming the fear of rejection by completing her 'fear list.' Her courage and growth are nothing short of motivating. We then lighten the mood with some fun news about the T-Rex World Championships. In a special interview, singer Riley Clemons opens up about her personal and professional growth between the ages of 18 and 24, giving us a raw glimpse into the challenges and triumphs of navigating life in the limelight.

    Riley Clemons also shares the deeply personal story behind her new song "Jesus Cries," a track inspired by John 11:35. Hear about the comfort she found in her faith following her Aunt Sharon's battle with cancer, and experience an exclusive live performance of the song. Our conversation with Riley wraps up with her love for Christmas music, her dreams of collaborating with Michael W. Smith, and a sneak peek at her upcoming Christmas songs. Join us for an episode brimming with inspiration, practical tips, and heartwarming moments.

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  • Have you ever found yourself chuckling over the wildest headlines? From a father-son duo striking it rich with a $25,000 treasure find to a 96-year-old woman dominating a chicken-calling contest, this week's episode serves up a smorgasbord of quirky news and belly laughs. Listen in as we also showcase the most amusing voicemail messages we've received and ponder the curious tradition of wishing for safe flights. And don’t miss our segment "Cafeteria Confessions," where we spill the beans on some hilarious school lunchroom antics.

    Parenting can often feel like navigating a stormy sea, but we discuss how faith can act as an anchor in our most challenging moments. Hear heartfelt stories about the trials of raising kids and the solace found in spirituality. On the lighter side, we explore the growing trend of using cars as personal sanctuaries, with listeners sharing their own 'car time' escapades that provide much-needed breaks from the chaos of daily life. Plus, get a sneak peek at a bold new cereal that's making a big splash!

    We wrap things up with some wacky food news that'll make your taste buds tingle. Ever imagined Fruit Loop Mini Bagels or an Oreo-Coca-Cola mashup? We’ve got the scoop on these sugary sensations, including the whimsical Cotton Candy Burrito. Reflect on the inspiring biblical tale of Joshua and the power of prayer before we shift gears to a rather posh topic—luxury dog perfume. You won’t want to miss this blend of silliness and substance that’s sure to keep you entertained and pondering long after the episode ends.

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  • What if finding peace in a chaotic world was as simple as listening to a song? This week, the River Morning Show brings you an enriching episode featuring the phenomenal River artist, Laura Story. Laura opens up about her recent ministry adventures in Ireland and England, sharing heartfelt stories of mentoring worship leaders and delighting in the quaint charm of English tea time with its scrumptious biscuits and jams. We dive deep into the inspiration behind her latest song, "Come Unto Jesus," a soul-soothing piece grounded in the comforting words of Matthew 11. You'll love hearing about the universal quest for peace and rest through Jesus's message, and the episode builds towards an in-studio performance of her new song, promising a truly special musical treat.

    But that's not all! Laura sticks around for a lively, entertaining chat where we sprinkle in some fun trivia about the leisurely world of golf and share a touching moment from Timothy’s blue-icing birthday cake celebration. Laura takes the opportunity to express her gratitude, reflecting on how her music positively impacts our listeners. This episode beautifully captures the essence of mutual appreciation between artists and their audience, blending touching stories, hearty laughs, and soulful music that will uplift your spirit. Don't miss out on this engaging and heartwarming experience with Laura Story on the River Morning Show!

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  • Ever wondered if boneless wings might surprise you with a hidden bone? Find out as we kick off this week's episode with a humorous debate over boneless wings and chicken tenders. Join us as we navigate through the laughter-filled chaos of back-to-school shopping, reflecting on the joys (and misadventures) of tax-free holidays. You'll also be amused by our deep dive into some of the quirkiest discontinued Olympic sports like the "plunge for distance" and the artistic "Chorus, Singing and Other Arts," and hear a comically overthought parenting moment involving bees and a church lawn.

    Have you ever asked a friend what they were going to wear on the first day of school, only to second-guess yourself immediately? Travel back to the 90s with us as we recount this all-too-relatable teenage memory and the reflections on overthinking it brings. We also explore a fascinating story from the Bible about Balaam and his talking donkey, showing how unexpected guidance can help us make better decisions. Plus, enjoy a funny yet insightful tale about trying to blend into the new social dynamics at a high school soccer meeting, complete with the typical awkwardness of being the new parent in the group.

    Craving some exciting food updates? We've got you covered! From the potential return of McDonald's beloved snack wrap to IHOP's enticing new syrup flavors, this chapter is a feast for your ears. We also share the heartwarming story of five-year-old Xavier's unique midair kindergarten graduation. And don't miss our hilarious take on the Ohio Supreme Court's ruling that boneless chicken doesn't actually have to be boneless. We even imagine a world where chicken tenders could contain bones and joke about declaring donuts as salads. Join us for these unexpected twists and our thoughts on how they shift the responsibility back to us, the consumers.

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  • Ever had a clever five-year-old outsmart you to find their birthday present? We've got an amusing tale that'll make you laugh out loud and reflect on the art of gift-giving. Join us as we start with a hilarious story about dealing with fire ants, which leads into a spirited discussion about Olympic sports you'd love or hate to try. From birthday gift flops to moments of triumph, we share heartfelt and humorous stories that highlight the importance of putting thought and heart into celebrations, even when things don’t go as planned.

    Prepare for a whimsical journey through history and modern quirks! Discover the fascinating origins of the ancient Olympic Games, meet a 104-year-old lobster catcher, and chuckle at the idea of emotional support llamas at an airport. Pastor Louis Giglio’s inspiring life lessons offer comfort amidst laughter, and we wrap things up with a playful yet enlightening chat about the staggering lifespans of biblical figures like Methuselah and Noah. Whether you're curious about ancient facts or need a light-hearted escape, this episode promises to entertain and inspire.

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  • Ever tasted a pickle cupcake or wondered how someone could survive a wildfire by scuba diving in their own pool? This week on the River Morning Show, we're serving up a delightful mix of the bizarre and the hilarious! From the quirkiest food trends to the wackiest news stories, like a massive Lego bust and the strange world of sun-induced sneezes, we guarantee you'll be both amazed and amused. Plus, we're diving into the never-ending debate on sneezing etiquette—what really happens if you try to hold one in?

    We’re all about celebrating local talent, and this episode shines a spotlight on Ohio's brightest athletes. Join us as we cheer on swimmer Hunter Armstrong from Dover and hammer thrower Annette Echikunwoke from Pickerington North, both making waves on Team USA. And let's not forget about Columbus-born gymnastics superstar Simone Biles! Alongside these inspiring stories, we share some of our favorite job perks—get ready to laugh at tales of American Eagle discounts and free Chick-fil-A meals. And heat lovers, we've got big news for you: Burger King’s new Fiery Menu is here to set your taste buds ablaze.

    Ever found yourself stuck in a plane, wondering why exiting feels like chaos? We’re tackling this head-on with a spirited debate on the best strategies for deplaning, from front-to-back aisle seat exits to prioritizing passengers with connecting flights. And for a dose of levity, we entertain you with musings on quirky topics like cereal improvements, unconventional trauma therapy, and even the mythical pirate ducks. Stay tuned for our live recording invites and don’t forget to rate and review the show—help us keep those stars shining bright!

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  • What if your last text message was etched on your tombstone? This week on the River Morning Show Weekly Podcast, we explore this hilariously morbid scenario that promises a mix of humor and reflection. We also ponder which brand of clothing chickens might wear and dive into the true meaning of the 'dog days of summer.'

    Ever wondered what makes you uniquely talented in the most bizarre ways? We share our oddly specific skills, from perfect microwave timing to flawless morning routines, celebrating the quirks that make us special. We also discuss some wacky headlines, like a crooked fish in Florida and New York's passive-aggressive anti-littering campaign, ensuring there's never a dull moment.

    When it comes to spending habits, we've all got our vices. From tech gadgets to Funko Pops, we laugh at our own financial follies and those of our listeners. Wrapping up with funny voicemails and random facts about cucumbers and Sicilian islands, this episode is packed with light-hearted entertainment and personal anecdotes that'll keep you chuckling from start to finish. Tune in for an episode filled with laughter, reflection, and a dash of the absurd!

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  • What happens when a blender goes missing from an old folks' home and resurfaces as a spaghetti popsicle? Buckle up for the River Morning Show, where Hannah basks in the summer sun and I struggle to escape the relentless ping of notifications. Live on air, I brave the voicemail abyss, uncovering some truly strange messages. And just when you think it couldn't get any quirkier, we delve into the whimsical dream lives of our canine companions—Murphy's tennis ball adventures, Ollie's trash-diving fantasies, and Remy's relentless squirrel chase.

    Ever wondered about the power of miracles? You'll be inspired by Paul's incredible journey through a cancer diagnosis, buoyed by the love of family and faith. We then lighten the mood with a hilarious critique of some bizarre popsicle flavors—avocado, anyone? And who can forget the unforgettable antics of summer camp? From Hannah’s catchy camp songs to Sarah's epic silly string battles, this episode is a rollercoaster of heartfelt stories and playful banter. Tune in for a blend of the profound and the downright silly that promises to make you smile.

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  • Ever wondered if cargo shorts are the ultimate dad fashion statement or just a practical joke? This week’s Father's Day special on the River Morning Show Weekly Podcast kicks off with a hilarious debate comparing those notorious shorts to a clown car. Laugh along with us as we share personal stories that reveal the unique quirks and incredible patience of our dads. Listen to the heartwarming tale of one of us who managed to wreck multiple cars and still receive nothing but grace and understanding from their father. It's a fun and nostalgic trip down memory lane as we celebrate what makes our dads special.

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  • Ever wondered what it's like to live with someone who sleeps with one eye open? Jasmine kicks off our latest episode with this hilariously odd revelation about her husband, sparking a wave of entertaining college roommate stories. We celebrate the quirks of Ohio life, from the famous O-H-I-O chant to the state's unique lingo for carbonated drinks, and enjoy some good-natured sports banter about Ohio teams like the Browns. Be prepared for some laugh-out-loud moments with listener voicemails featuring jokes about ranch dressing and parasites, and a nostalgic dive into bizarre 1950s food crimes like ham and bananas hollandaise.

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  • Ever found yourself laughing at the thought of a dog devouring your favorite novel? That's just a taste of the whimsy waiting for you as we chat about the hilarity that ensues when life mixes with the unexpected, like witnessing a student driver maneuver a Lamborghini. Between reflections on the chaotic dance of parenting during summer's onset and the nostalgia of our own driving lessons, we unpack how these moments craft memories that linger.

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  • As we weave through the cultural tapestry of Ohio life, we share the laughter and the head-scratching moments alike. From the weather-induced wardrobe juggling act of an Ohio trick-or-treater to the heated debate over what to call a fizzy drink—pop, soda, or something else entirely? We traverse these idiosyncrasies, all while peppering our chat with a touch of the profound as we discuss how to share our faith with heart, not pressure. Inspired by a poignant church service and the words of Jesus in John 12:32, we explore the art of gentle invitation to faith, rounding off with a heartfelt thank you to our listeners and a cheeky nudge for a podcast rating boost. So tune in and let's share some laughter, and perhaps a few life lessons, on this uniquely Ohioan ride.

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  • Have you ever caught yourself chuckling at those timeless mom-isms or found yourself in a tipping quandary that left your head spinning? This week, we're serving up a hearty blend of humor and relatable tales, celebrating the everyday superheroes we call moms and diving into the lighter side of life's little puzzles. We're peeling back the layers of Mother's Day, sharing tweets that will hit close to home, and tackling the ticklish topic of 'tipflation'—all with the goal of adding a dash of laughter to your day.

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  • When David and Helen Smallbone, the phenomenal parents who have nurtured the talents behind For King and Country and Rebecca St James, sit down for a chat, it's hard not to feel as if you've been invited into the warm, bustling kitchen of a family home steeped in creativity and faith. This heartfelt conversation traverses the rich landscape of their lives, where film and ministry intersect with the day-to-day of parenting musicians and storytellers. They generously offer up laughs—imagining a young Mel Gibson portraying David on screen—and delve into the unique journeys of their children, providing a window into the intentional and sometimes controversial choices they've made in their family's story.

    Join us as we weave through the Smallbones' experiences from the challenges of shaping young lives to the serenity found in tending a farm amidst the music industry's whirlwind. They reveal the imprint of prayer on their family's fabric and recount moments of encouragement that have anchored them through financial trials. Their reflections on the power of music to carry messages of hope and their unwavering belief in a providence that orchestrates miracles will leave you inspired. It's a tapestry of conversations that resonate with the harmonies of love, faith, and a legacy that's as much about the notes they've nurtured in their children as it is about the lives they've touched through their journey.

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  • This week's podcast is full of endless roasting, discovering, and celebration. As we venture into clickbait news and random thoughts, today's episode is surely one you don't want to miss.

    We had special guests join us this week, so be sure to check out the BONUS episode after this one!

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  • Ever wondered why your name comes out looking like an alien code on a coffee shop cup? With a sprinkling of humor, we also tackle the adventure of hunting down that perfect used car Josh's daughter on a shoestring budget, from the wilds of Craigslist to the jungles of Facebook Marketplace.

    This episode isn't just a mixtape of anecdotes and trivia; it's a reflection on the words we speak to ourselves, the memories that shape us, and the community we cherish. Get ready for stories, snacks, and a few unexpected wisdom nuggets—you might just find yourself contemplating life, or at least your next coffee order, a little differently.

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  • We're taking myths head-on, from footwear folklore to home heating hacks, and even chatting about the generational divide revealed through your smartphone scrolling style. Don't miss our heated throwdown on Crocs, where we embrace the love/hate relationship with these rubbery enigmas, complete with a debate on their fashion status and the mystery of their cushy composition. Tune in for a whirlwind episode that promises entertainment, enlightenment, and maybe even a laugh or two as we discuss these eclectic topics with our special guests.

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  • Who knew a pickle party could inspire such an uproarious start to our latest episode? This week, I invite you on a culinary expedition, from the tang of dill pickle delights to the surprising satisfaction of french fries dunked in milkshakes. Amidst the laughter and snack confidences, we dive into a world where food pairings defy norms, and childhood lunchtime traditions morph into today's unexpected snack cravings. Stay tuned as we also pull back the curtain on the peculiar tale of a sun bear mistaken for a person in a bear suit, and get the scoop on Little Debbie's foray into the scented candle market, a move that's sure to tantalize your senses and possibly your sweet tooth.

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