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  • Content Warning: Brief description of suicide (minimal detail); self-harm mention.

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    SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Skali Sharpnose:
    www.scp-wiki.net/scp-146

    License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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    The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
    The voice of Professor Skali █████████ was provided by Christian Jasper.

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    Sound Credits

    "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0]

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    The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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  • Content Warning: Mention of torture; mention of sexual assault as torture (no details given)

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    SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Cinder:
    www.scp-wiki.net/scp-145

    License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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    The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
    The voice of Dr. ██████ was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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    Sound Credits

    "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0]

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    The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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    SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY FritzWillie:
    www.scp-wiki.net/scp-144

    License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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    The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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    The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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    SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Kain Pathos Crow AND VARIOUS AUTHORS:
    www.scp-wiki.net/scp-143
    www.scp-wiki.net/scp-143-testing-log

    License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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    The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
    The voice of the researcher was provided by Brittany Carlton.
    The voice of SCP-890 was provided by Breck Wilhite.

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    Sound Credits

    "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0]

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    The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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  • An SCP Tale by SnakeoilSage:
    www.scp-wiki.net/the-worm

    Features SCP-1461:
    www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1461

    License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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    The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
    The voice of Mr. █████ ██████ was provided by Lee Daniel.

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    Sound Credits

    The extensive sound credits for this episode can be found here:
    www.scpdatapodcast.com/sound-credits/the-worm

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    The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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  • This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Autumn Kittell. To join her in her support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase.

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    SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY SnakeoilSage:
    www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1461

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    The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
    The voice of Mr. █████ ██████ was provided by Lee Daniel.

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    Sound Credits

    "COM Static Record Player Needle Down Scratchy Surface Noise Static PSE ETS 0i M37.wav" by Richard King / PSE

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    The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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    SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Lumancer:
    www.scp-wiki.net/scp-142

    License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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    The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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    The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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    SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AssertiveRoland:
    www.scp-wiki.net/scp-141

    License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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    The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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    The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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    SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AssertiveRoland:
    www.scp-wiki.net/scp-140

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    The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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    The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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    SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Nagiros:
    www.scp-wiki.net/scp-139

    License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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    The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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    Sound Credits

    "air-conditioning_hotel-room.mp3" by geodylabs of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0]
    "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0]
    "Scifi Alarm x3.wav" by Cell31_Sound_Productions of Freesound.org [CC BY 4.0]

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    The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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    SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR:
    www.scp-wiki.net/scp-138

    License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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    The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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    The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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    SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY DrEverettMann AND Arlecchino:
    www.scp-wiki.net/scp-137
    www.scp-wiki.net/experiment-log-137

    License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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    The voices of the Database and Dr. [REDACTED] were provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
    The voice of SCP-137 was provided by Kendra 'Izzy' Murray.

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    The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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    SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY kabu:
    www.scp-wiki.net/scp-136

    License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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    The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
    The voice of Dr. Meyers was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr..

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    Sound Credits

    "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0]

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    The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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    SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Pig_catapult:
    www.scp-wiki.net/scp-135

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    The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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    The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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    SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Skali Sharpnose, Voct, AND AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR:
    www.scp-wiki.net/scp-134

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    The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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    The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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    SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR, REWRITTEN BY Aelanna:
    www.scp-wiki.net/scp-133

    License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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    The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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    The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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    SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Robert Sandler:
    www.scp-wiki.net/scp-132

    License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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    The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
    The voice of Dr. Peterson was provided by Spera Crinis.

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    Sound Credits

    "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0]

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    The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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    SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Lt Masipag:
    www.scp-wiki.net/scp-131

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    The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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    The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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  • Content Warning: Sexual references, mentions of gender dysphoria & deadnaming. (No actual deadnaming takes place.)

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    An SCP Tale by Queerious:
    www.scp-wiki.net/the-deadname-meme

    License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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    The voice of the Narrator and the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
    The voice of Dr. Heather Garrison was provided by Demily Pyro.
    The voice of Dr. Lillian Lillihammer was provided by Circe Jagd.
    The voice of Tad Trainor was provided by Martin Taylor.
    The voice of Dr. Swallows was provided by Lee Daniel.
    The voice of Dr. Harry Blank was provided by Breck Wilhite.

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    Sound Credits

    "air-conditioning_hotel-room.wav" by geodylabs of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0]
    "Alert4.mp3" by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0]
    "AMBRoom_Room Tone Ambience Hallway Air Vent_PSE_GEN_E038E4A6.wav" by Chris Diebold / PSE
    "AMB Room Basement Room Tone Small Ventilation Low Tone PSE GEN5 d YM Cv.wav" by Sonomar Inc. / PSE
    "AMB Room Commercial Office Hallway Room Tone PSE GEN5 j8 Ar X.wav" by Eric Mooney / PSE
    "AMBTraf_City Traffic Day Ext Winter Suburb Birds_PSE_SCCTS_01_013.wav" by Sonomar Inc. / PSE
    "Backgrounds-LondonU.K.Bar_2.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE
    "CookingKitchen-Other-Din_10.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE
    "CRWDWalla_Party Crowd_PSE_OE_AcX0U.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE
    "CRWDWalla_Restaurant Int Crowd Factory Cafeteria_PSE_SCCROWDS_RST_055.wav" by Sonomar Inc. / PSE
    "DOORElec_Electronic Lock and Unlock Key_PSE_GEN_A46EE147.wav" by Colin Lechner / PSE
    "Express Elevator Up and Down OCP-1416-040.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE
    "Group_Reactions_Collective_Gasps_OCP-1595-52.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE
    "Hallway_Reverberant_Distant_Walla_OCP-0084-16.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE
    "LARGE NOTBUSY PUB CS.wav" by Clack / PSE
    "Tableware Movement Fork Spoon Drop OCP-1189-10.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE

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    The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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    SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY MisterFlames:
    www.scp-wiki.net/scp-130
    www.scp-wiki.net/document-130-1

    License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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    The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
    The voice of Dr. M██████ █████ E██████ was provided by Breck Wilhite.

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    Sound Credits

    "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0]

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    The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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